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the more I reflect upon it the more convinced I am that the greek harpies did nothing wrong. so they descended upon humankind to rip out people's throats. we all have urges
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we're ALL slowly dying i just want smaller organisms to WAIT UNTIL THEN
I hate it when bugs bite me. stop reminding me I'm edible
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they are GIGGLING
what does the fox say? WRONG this is the correct answer:
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but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"
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give harley quinn back her stupid little hat with the stupid little bells you bastards
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but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"
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the moon should sometimes flicker. like a lightbulb threatening to go out. i would enjoy that i expect
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the horrors this, the sorrows that. no more talking about the horrors & the sorrows unless you brought enough of the horrors & the sorrows to share with the class
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I hate it when bugs bite me. stop reminding me I'm edible
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what if George Sand really was trans. what if Earnest Hemingway was nonbinary. what if Victor Hugo was indeed a little bitch. all questions that deserve exploring
i understand the whole "stop applying modern labels to the hypothetical gender & sexual identities of historical figures" argument but you gotta admit. just as a thought experiment it might be PRETTY DAMN FUN to imagine "okay say this renowned 19th century novelist was trans as fuck. how would we have to reinterpret their vast vast written body of work?"
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"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?
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guess I fucked that one up
FUCK IT UP FRIDAY
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some links to get new followers started :D
Also I really need to make some cash this month, so tips are extra appreciated rn!
i’m putting together a little list of the short creative writing i’ve written for tumblr. so far i’ve got: april fool’s door saga, Don’t Touch The Pink Stuff, clown meat deli dream, tupperware dream, grinch x tony the tiger fic, scuba horror story, cabin in the words horror story, atheist afterlife, Arcady the Vampire, and my tip jar if you enjoy my writing and want more. am i forgetting anything?
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actually I want a story where two truckers meet over CB radio and eventually Fall In Love. surely such a tale exists
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I want a sci fi fantasy epic involving a motley crew of space wanderers who include, among other characters, a pair of identical clones who absolutely despise each other
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"I could make him better" "I could make him worse" I want him to be in a polycule with both of these people simultaneously so I can study the cumulative effects
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"horror movie characters make unrealistically bad choices" ok but what if it's a couple on the verge of a nasty, nasty divorce? they keep egging each other on to make the worst possible decisions in a time of crisis. there is a whole subplot where each character is trying to escape while ensuing their spouse still gets murdered bc it would save thousands in lawyer fees
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