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llovinghome · 3 days

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#walrus #mp #ice #omg

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dontcallmebymyusername · 25 days

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

#walrus #walrus vs fairy #fairy vs walrus

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baddywronglegs · 2 months

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This Sunday afternoon I was running for a tram and there was a knock at the door

I live in a city where you don't use the front door so thought "I'm already on my way out, I'll see who it is when I get round the front" (there's too much stuff in the way to even open the front door)

So I get to the front door and

... OK yeah I was a bit surprised.

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #walrusgate

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 2 months

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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc)#also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

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saja-star · 24 days

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I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what

#animal facts #biology #walrus

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asteroidtroglodyte · 2 months

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Absolutely fascinated by the Fairy Walrus Discourse. Naturally, I have a take:

This actually is also a fantastic illustration of a truism about Telling Stories that we all implicitly know but rarely acknowledge aloud: the improbable is far less believable than the impossible.

When you invoke the impossible, you silence the critically thinking, reality checking, lie detecting circuitry. Simpler rules reign supreme.

The Walrus, however implausible, is a thing which is real, and so whatever narrative you imagine either precedes or follows the reveal will be constrained by the envelope of the possible.

This is a webbed site all about Narrative.

The person answering the door to a Fairy is in a fairy tale, and frankly most of us would be overjoyed to find ourselves in a fairy tale. Fairy tales have sensible rules, structures we understand, tropes we love and hate.

A Walrus on your doorstep is just one more giant reminder that the world is a maelstrom of chaos, incomprehensible in its complexity, full of moving parts which obey no narrative. It’s another dose of “what fresh hell is this?”

A Walrus on your doorstep is a burden. A Fairy on your doorstep is an escape.

#fairy walrus discourse #troglodyte thoughts #fairy #walrus

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autie-j · 2 months

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*Knock knock*

"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"

*opens door*

"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"

#vanilla extract #walrus and fairy #fairy and walrus #meme #joke #walrus #walrus and fairy poll

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theboombutton · 2 months

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Look.

I live in a 3rd floor apartment with no elevator. The stairs are too narrow to get a full-grown walrus up. I couldn't get a couch up them without disassembling it.

The choice isn't between "Magic is real" and something unusual but possible, like a walrus being in someone's front yard. The choice is between "Magic is real and someone wants to talk to me" and "Magic is real and someone used it to teleport a walrus to my door."

#walrus #fairy #walrus vs fairy #fairy vs walrus

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walmart-the-official · 2 months

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reblogs for greater sample size always appreciated