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#vanilla extract
autie-j · 2 months
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*Knock knock*
"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"
*opens door*
"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"
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walmart-the-official · 2 months
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reblogs for greater sample size always appreciated
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ladyphlogiston · 2 months
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sentienceisoverrated · 6 months
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Down with MBTI!
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earlgraytay · 26 days
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will you still love me
when I'm no longer
young and boopable
will you still love me
when I've got nothing
but my vanilla extract poll
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natequarter · 5 months
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crim50n-r8er-reblogs · 4 months
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🎄PEPPERMINT BARK🍬FROM 1980
“You can eat a few and suck on the rest.”
*sudden realization*
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tea-lol-here · 3 months
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Never let them cook again 🔥🔥🔥
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Especially Shadow Milk Cookie
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darkaviarymc · 2 months
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gingerstopbarking · 7 months
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Hello! I am simple tumblr merchant. Can I interest you in some of my wares?
-1 horse plinko game board, complete with fire sound effects
-10 gallons vanilla extract, on clearance! There was a huge market for it a while back so I bought a ton. No one's bought any since. :(
-1 GENUINE ball from the dashcon ball pit. Own a piece of history! How'd I get it? People really don't know the value of things- some guy gave it to me for free! When I asked what they wanted for it, they just got this haunted look in their eye and said not to worry about it.
You seem like a good sort, so I'll show you one of my secret backstock-a vintage Goncharov poster! Oh, you haven't seen it? It's an incredible movie, really changed my perspective on the human experience. You'll love it! So much that you'll wish you bought this poster when you had the chance! Only 70 credits!
Fuck you for your business!
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because i feel like it im making like 10 different versions of this post. may the best cookies win (cooking show style)
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natequarter · 5 days
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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I was shopping for vanilla extract and was extremely outraged when a 20ml bottle was £10.
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mlpoutofcontext · 8 months
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blazethecheeto · 2 months
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sanders sides as the vanilla extract post
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i coloured in the sillies. i dont know how to colour as you can tell but i thought it made it look a lot cleaner!!
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