All these people on this website are so cool and diverse I love being here but I wish I could meet you all in person
There should be a tumblr convention
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I can't believe CNN just ran a story about DashCon in the year 2023
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hey it’s only tumblr users who get to make fun of dashcon
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The Dashcon ball pit gained sentience and thought it was the father of the Dashcon baby.
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on the other hand, it's absolutely breathtaking to see dashcon lose the "worst ballpit at a convention for a social media site whose name starts with t" crown
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boyfriend told me there was a twitch con in france and apparently I seemed a bit disinterested so he said “you would be interested if it was a tumblr convention!” and I’m
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I am inside the dashcon ballpit
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So a bunch of grifters created Willy Wonka Dashcon 2024 in a Glasgow warehouse, advertising the event for months, and charging £35 for tickets.
Actors were hired last year, given elaborate scripts to learn, then on opening day told to abandon the scripts and improvise everything.
People bought tickets (online), showed up, and were so furious at what they saw they called the cops. The event was closed shortly after opening day, and the operators promised everyone would get a refund. Yeah, right.
Here's their AI generated website:
Totally Real Event includes:
Catgacting!
Cartchy tuns!
exarserdray lollipops!
a pasadise of sweet teats!
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE THE 'TWILIGHT TUNNEL
Yeah, it was a shit show. And the punchline: Willy Wonka isn't even in the UK public domain yet. Huh.
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The difference between DashCon and TwitchCon is that the worst thing to happen at DashCon was loss of income, and the worst thing at TwitchCon was someone literally breaking their back in two places because the organisers didn't appropriately pad a gymnastics area.
They might both be disasters but they cannot be compared. DashCon was popcorn watching, TwitchCon is layer upon layer of horror.
DashCon was a small convention run by 2 conartists. TwitchCon was run by Amazon. As if there weren't MORE reasons to hate the entire company...
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