once again entertained by the fact that people are saying ren hasnt been quite as yaoiful or whatever this season as if he didnt say, in front of everyone and god "id happily munch on a bit of iskall thigh" and proceed to go on to imply some interesting things about said thighs and how "nice" they were on the first. fucking. day.
like that alone was enough to fill his "weird-style bisexual" quota for at least a month. we all know what an insane double entendre that is. i dont care tht the original context was cannibalism.
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[image ID: Hermitcraft X Gamer's Outreach Charity Stream & Auction, April 6/7 at 11 AM ET. A number of other time zones are listed as well. /end ID]
START SPREADING THE NEWS! a new hermitcraft charity stream, this time also a charity auction... i wonder what will be for sale.
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My new favorite trope in fiction is when the teenaged characters are off having healthy wholesome relationships with good communication and the adults are the ones having an angsty drama filled romance
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@bluheaven-adw your post reminded me of an idea I had of one of the ways Jim could be revealed to Toby in the new timeline.
Blinky and Vendel get to Toby and manage to sway his opinion on changelings despite Jim's best efforts to get his friend to keep an open mind about them. Toby leans more towards the idea of extinguishing Morgana's creatures from this world while Jim defends the beings, reminding himself that Toby doesn't know that they have friends/allies that are changelings.
Eventually the dispute grows until Toby is accusing Jim of being one of the evil beings, a spy, his enemy, because why else would his best friend be so adamant about sparing something that Blinky and Vendel insist are irredeemable creatures?
In his anger and frustration, Toby takes a swing at Jim.
Rather than dodge or block, Jim surprises everyone by summoning Daylight to his own hands and throwing Toby to the ground, sword held out in warning.
Jim knows he can't hide any longer, not without risking the timeline.
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HE CALLS THE MANSION NOT A HOUSE BUT A TOMB
HES ALWAYS CHOKING FROM THE STENCH AND THE FUMES
THE WEDDING PARTY ALL COLLAPSED IN THE ROOM
SO SEND MY GODDAMN RESIGNATION TO THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM
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#joehills4dogcatcher
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Juppet of a man
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i am going to start a collection
if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me
update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)
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also what is with people tossing out support for nonbinary people when the nonbinary person is a celebrity. as soon as demi lovato changed their pronouns from they/them to they/she everyone, including supposed allies of the community, IMMEDIATELY dropped the “they” part of “they/she” and started referring to them as a woman again. then when “unholy” by sam smith and kim petras won a grammy people talked about how kim petras (just her) made trans history by being the first trans person to win a grammy. and yes this is something to be celebrated, but is sam smith not also trans by virtue of being nonbinary? did they not also make history? or do you not see them as nonbinary because they’re amab and not feminine enough to cross the man threshold for you? and yes nonbinary celebrities are not going to see you referring to them as if they were cis but your trans acquaintances sure as fuck are
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so uh. Was anyone going to tell me that the pink fairy armadillo is only six inches long
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peak streaming content
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and, by popular request...
John F. Kennedy from one of the most infamous presidential assassinations in United States history is a Killjoy!!
Requested by: anonymous
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Grian NameMC got purged again
we lost the bad boy skin 😭!!!!
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Doc and Zedaph are on opposite ends of the spectrum called "breaking minecraft mechanics"
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