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pinkiemachine · 17 hours
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Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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Bruce: *sees Gotham in chaos on his day off*
Bruce: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my—
Bruce: *realizes it's his kids causing chaos*
Bruce: My circus my monkeys! My circus my monkeys!
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fakeicecubes · 2 days
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Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids
-Weirdly good instincts
-They only see the bat and kids at night
-Hasn’t died
-If they have died, they came back within the year
-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally
-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)
-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)
-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts
-Somehow none of them age
-All of them are friends with a super
Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.
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Murderer: Run if you want to live
Literally any Batkid: *starts sprinting*
Murderer: Like not towards me tho
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hehether · 2 days
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Steph, with her entire Barbarian weaponry and heavy armor: *clang clang* HEY BRUCE
Bruce the Evil Bat King: The wind is kinda strong today isn't it-
Inspired by: Oneshotquester on Tiktok
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aalghul · 3 days
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Remember when Duke referred to himself as Robin while talking to Batman and then everyone spent the next 8 years saying it's illegal to expect him to be included as a Robin in anything, ever.
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bibibusinessman · 2 days
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whaleteeths-blog · 2 days
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The fact that I’ve never seen anyone draw Duke Thomas as a cute baby upsets me greatly
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I really hate a lot of stuff that happened in DC canon like Bruce slitting Jason's throat, Jason nearly killing Tim during battle for the cowl, and Damian trying to kill Tim when he was first introduced.
And as a fanfic writer it can be really hard to navigate these situations as you don't want your characters to be OOC, but you also can't imagine these scenes happening.
And then I realised that I can just create an AU where none of that happened and no one can stop me.
Look at me canon, I'm the writer now.
Edit: removed and corrected a few mistakes.
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If I see another “Batman thinks he saved his kids, but really he destroyed them” or any iteration of him purposefully making the robins and co child soldiers I’m going to lose my mind.
LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN CAREFULLY: these fucking kids would have found a way, one way or another to cause havoc on the criminals of Gotham with or without the care and training of Batman.
Remember, these kids could have stopped at any point, all they had to do was say so but no. After every traumatic event, after every fight with Bruce, after every death/almost death…they still put on their cowls and fought crime.
Let’s not forget the roots of these characters:
Dick: wanted to kill Tony Zucco
Barbara: Wanted to save Gotham like her father, ended up saving Bruce Wayne, then continued to play hero in spite of Batman telling her not to
Jason: ballsy street kid
Tim: stalked and negotiated his way into being Robin
Steph: went out on her own to stop her criminal father, legit ‘spoil’ his plans
Cassandra: born and raised weapon
Damian: born and raised weapon, thought being Robin was his born given right
Duke: willingly joined the ‘We Are Robin’ movement to fight for Gotham
What are you guys not getting? This information of how each kid becomes a vigilante is free…you don’t even have to read a comic, just look it up on wikis.
That is all, good day
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ditzybat · 2 days
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tim showing duke around the cave for the first time: there’s jason’s memorial case, and - oh, here’s dicks old nightwing suit, we call it discowing cuz frankly it’s kinda —
duke: it’s beautiful.
tim: what.
duke: all those bright colors, i bet he pulled in this suit
tim: i mean, i guess he was dating starfire, but she’s not exactly a normal girl —
duke: im gonna have to take notes, maybe dick will help design my suit?
dick wrapping his arms around duke and leading him away to discuss suit ideas: i’m glad someone appreciates my artistic eye
jason: imma kms, there’s two now
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cocopop-04 · 2 days
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metahuman batfam aus are cool and all, but i rlly need a fic where their powers go crazy around duke (bc he has the ability to amplify others powers if they r close to him) and for the other members of the batfam to find out that they are a metahuman bc of this.
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incorrectbatfam · 17 hours
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Batfam's beige flags
Dick: says "when I'm famous" like he's not Dick "Nightwing" Grayson
Jason: reads by candlelight even though he has a perfectly functional lamp
Tim: has a monochrome Google calendar
Damian: has everyone saved in his contacts by last name only
Duke: plays equivalent-length shows or movies in the background instead of setting a timer
Cullen: turns every song into the Black Parade when there's a G note
Stephanie: acts out dramatic scenes with eggs before cracking them
Cassandra: opens plastic packaging with her teeth
Barbara: refers to house music as "that stuff with DJs"
Harper: glues sponge pieces to rubber gloves for dishwashing
Carrie: sips ketchup between french fries
Kate: keeps a pair of dumbbells in her purse
Helena: makes homemade garlic spray in case of vampires
Luke: waits for sparkling water to go flat before drinking it
Bette: eats bananas like watermelons
Alfred: buys the Trader Joe's version of popular snacks
Selina: refuses to call villains by cool monikers
Bruce: introduces himself as "Selina's husband" instead of his name
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days
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bruce would be the kind of dad to make fun of his kids for watching something, then stand there and watch it with like a stupid handful of cashews
and suddenly he’s telling dick his favorite characters, he’s having duke quiz him on names, & stephanie had to pull up the character quizzes again because bruce was adamant that he knew which of his kids are what character
they all come back to the manor after a week in blud and find him wrapped up in a blanket watching the new episode without them
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bloopy-writes · 1 day
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Which batfam sibling would be the one that threatens to spoil tv shows and which sibling would be the one to tackle them mid-patrol to avoid hearing the spoilers
(Imo Jason would attempt to spoil something before Duke and Steph tag team him and knock him out.
Dick accidentally spoiled something for Tim and tim said it was a bigger betrayal than when he made him give up robin
Jason is the king at avoiding spoilers and the only person to successfully spoil a tv show for him is Damian because Damian genuinely didn’t think that Jason watched Miraculous Ladybug and was discussing the new episode with Jon with him in the room)
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