hey so I’m sorry to break it to you but your girlfriend… well she kind of ripped open your time-space machine and looked into the time vortex…. yeah…. she’s kind of an almighty deity of unlimited power now… yeah she’s playing with life and death… it’s kinda… hot actually… like I wish my girlfriend was an almighty deity of unlimited power…. lol…. so like…. are you guys in a committed monogamous relationship? or….
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!
I wanted to post the prompt list a month in advance so people have time to work on it :)
There are no hard rules; it's just a fun art exercise to draw things that are considered "cringe" by popular culture. Don't stress if you miss a day!!
Even if you don't participate, it would mean the world to me if you just shared the prompt list because it took me a while to make it lol.
I hope you have fun with it!!!
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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hello, tumblr. how are we feeling during the first tmagp thursday?
(based on this meme made by @mariorsomething!!! wanna give credit where it's due!!
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Step #1 to unlimited power: limber up ✅
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