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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

#Dick unexpectedly comes over and Jason has to rush to hide the evidence #Dick: Jason. Why is there a pitcher of tea a Pride and Prejudice DVD and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven #Jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods?#batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #dick grayson #stephanie brown #nightwing #duke thomas #signal dc #batfam memes #incorrect batfamily quotes #red robin #robin dc #dc comics #damian wayne

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