Please stop telling me that I slay. He died of apoplexy. I had nothing to do with it I swear I had nothing to do with it I told them to keep him alive it was an accident it was an accident
I have heard about him. A friend of His Imperial Majesty is a friend of mine, I suppose... but, in all honesty, I would not touch that man with a ten foot pole.
if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs
Oh and here’s a story from when he tried to defend Caulaincourt (Duke of Vicence) before the new Bourbon government
alexander going to sleep every night at erfurt knowing the guy he spent the entire day chatting and laughing with is the same guy who said that about his father's death
lmao Alexander had to chat and have dinners with people who directly MURDERED Paul almost daily. He had a lot of training in this department (but yeah he never forgave that note to Napoleon)
alexander going to sleep every night at erfurt knowing the guy he spent the entire day chatting and laughing with is the same guy who said that about his father's death
Bummer. Maybe he’s in the top 10 evil bisexuals then
EVIL homosexuals and then uhhh tenth place is an average Italian diplomat and statesmen whose nerdy obsession is ancient Rome and has hobbies such as gossiping to his friends
EVIL homosexuals and then uhhh tenth place is an average Italian diplomat and statesmen whose nerdy obsession is ancient Rome and has hobbies such as gossiping to his friends
*aka "who are you most shocked/surprised/upset/aghast that we lost in the first round?"
Propaganda for Each:
Augereau:
“dude’s backstory is a fucking dungeons and dragons adventurer backstory, duellist who had to flee France after killing an officer, adventurered in Prussia and Russia and duelled and fought, also cannot physically stop swearing, what a man”
“Man of many talents even before the Revolution: noted swordsman and duellist, so talented that he accidentally killed a superior officer. Joined armies all over Europe, then taught fencing and dancing after he settled. Eloped with his first wife, whom he loved and respected. Partly responsible for victories at Castiglione and Arcole during the Italian campaign. Tied himself to a horse to lead his corps on Eylau (very metal). Has a very cool portrait where he points at a portrait of himself at Arcole
Gogol:
[no propaganda submitted]
Gros:
One of Napoleon’s main painters. Pioneer of French Romanticism. Inspired many artists such as Delacroix and Géricault. He was very pretty.”
Clausewitz:
"what could possibly be sexier than a prussian uniform and a lasting impact on military theory?”
Czartoryski:
"Decided that the way to free Poland was by having a threesome with Alexander and his wife.”