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Jason: We're going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Jason, to Dick and Damian: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Jason, to Tim: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Tim: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the... dubious looking device?
Jason: Because only Velma would say "dubious device". Tim gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Damian: And what does that make you, Fred?
Jason: Bitch, I'm Daphne.
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Rudy: Why did you bring me on a stake-out?
Alejandro: Officer ride-alongs are good publicity. It's in the Vaquero Handbook.
Rudy: Oh, is it? Well, what about the music and the candles? Is that standard stake-out protocol?
Alejandro: Yes, yes it is. You've got a lot to learn about stake-outs, Rodolfo.
~later~
Alejandro and Rudy: *sneaking back on-base*
Rodriguez: Wow, Coronel! Sergeant-Major Parra. That was fast. How'd you two know we were just about to start the meeting? ... Were you on another stake-out?
Rudy: Yes. Exactly. Another stake-out.
Rodriguez: So why are you wearing the colonel’s hat
Alejandro: Well, it's a uhhh disguise! Let's get outta here.
#submission#source: scooby doo! mystery incorporated#hint: it was not a stake-out#call of duty#modern warfare#alejandro vargas#rodolfo parra#incorrect quotes#alerudy#thinking they’re being sneaky is exciting okay!!
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Clint: So, how do you guys even work? Like, as a couple?
Kate: We're two trippy peas in a far out pod, man
Nat & Yelena:
Nat: And you chose this one because..?
Yelena: I need her so bad. Right now.
Nat: Wait, what?
Yelena, taking off her jacket: Leave.
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Karai: Hey nerd!
Leo, Donnie, Raph, Mikey, April & Casey: *turn around to look at Karai*
Karai: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: scooby doo#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#karai#leonardo#donatello#raphael#michelangelo#april o'neil#casey jones
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Pete: How long have you been standing there?
Ted: Don't try that. You know the concept of time confuses me!
#source: Scooby doo#i love them very much#incorrect quotes#starkid#incorrect starkid#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#incorrect hatchetfield#hatchetverse#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski
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Harry: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.
Ron: Tied with what?
Harry: Every other freaking day of my life!
#overheard at hogwarts#source: scooby-doo where are you?#harry potter#hp#incorrect quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect hp quotes#the boy who lived#ron weasley#ronald weasley#golden trio
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Dirk: Ah yes, LGBT+:
Dirk: Gay,
Roxy: trnas
Roxy: *trans
Jane: Ally! :B
Jake: Big ass
Hal: And Lil hal.
#submission#source: jelloapocalypse#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#jane crocker#jake english#hal strider#lil hal#mod terezi#lil hal just popping in like scrappy doo#people are so mean to scrappy#it's not his fault he happened to be in the worst era of scooby doo#he wasn't the cause of the problem he was a symptom
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Shaggy: “I’ve got the sneaking suspicion we’re not supposed to be here.”
Fred: “Why do you say that?”
Shaggy: “Oh, I don’t know, the weird shadows that keep following us, the eerie sounds we keep hearing, all the signs that say ‘Keep out. Trespassers will be shot at.’”
#scooby doo#Scooby doo incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#shitpost#scooby gang#fred jones#shaggy rogers
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Rodimus: *Slaps Megatron*
Megatron: I needed that.
Rodimus: *Slaps Megatron again*
Megatron: I needed that, too.
Rodimus: *Punches Megatron in the face*
Megatron: YOU’RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, RODIMUS!
#transformers incorrect quotes#source: scooby doo#Rodimus#Rodimus Prime#Megatron#IDW1#MTMTE#mtmte#ll#With Lagoona-blu
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Shinichi: I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.
Kaito: I can teach you. I’ve been riding since I was five.
Shinichi: ...isn’t it illegal for a five-year-old to ride a motorcycle?
Kaito: Well, yeah. But how was I supposed to know? I was five!
#dcmk#magic kaito#kaishin#kudo shinichi#kuroba kaito#incorrect dcmk#incorrect quotes#source: scooby doo
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RIP Desi Velma, you deserved a better writer
#scooby dooby doo#scooby doo#velma#mindy kaling#desi velma#original post#not incorrect quotes#india#desi tag#desi stuff#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi#indian
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Civilian: AAAAHHH!! HELP! THERE'S A BOMB!
Ghost: Well this party was fun, but it is time to go--
Price: Lieutenant, that's not how this works.
#submission#source: scooby doo! mystery incorporated#he wants a vacation okay??#call of duty#modern warfare#simon ghost riley#john price#incorrect quotes
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Fives: Maybe we should split up, and cover more ground?
Echo: Great idea. That way Alpha-17 can pick us off one at a time
#incorrect quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#the clone wars#the clone army#the clone boys#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#alpha 17#scooby doo#501st shenanigans#why do i hear boss music
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April: Mona, here’s the only thing you’ll ever need to know about boys. They are stupid. If you give a boy two choices, a smart one and a stupid one, he will choose the stupid one every time! That’s why you never give him a choice.
Mona Lisa: That’s depressing.
April: Yes.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: scooby doo#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#april o'neil#mona lisa
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Ted: Hey nerd!
Pete, Ruth and Richie: *turn to look*
Ted: Oh wow, you all turned around, okay.
#submission#source: scooby doo#incorrect quotes#tgwdlm#starkid#incorrect starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#incorrect tgwdlm#hatchetfield#incorrect hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#ted spankoffski#pete spankoffski#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz
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