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mtsu4u · 3 months
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incorrectbatfam · 23 days
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[at a restaurant]
Stephanie, the waitress: Police and kids five and under eat for free.
Dick: *subtly nudges Damian*
Damian: I'm a cop.
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jjsanguine · 1 month
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August: I legitimately feel I might die if you break up with me for real
Sara after kissing him one last time: it'll pass
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voiddaisy · 2 months
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jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)
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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 2 months
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I know it's been well over 10 years but sometimes it still just strikes me that this actually happened? between two supposedly straight friends? in a family show on the bbc in 2012?
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months
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My dad told me about a new holiday called Don’t Be Racist Day. Then he tried to call the cops for some reason but it didn’t work because his phone was sentient and hated him.
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Your friendly reminder that pigs don't care about your rights and only exist to serve imperialist old hags
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to-be-a-dreamer · 4 months
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Hello Newsies fandom, for your casual viewing pleasure (and because apparently some people think headcanoning the Jacobs family as Jewish is antisemitic), here is the exact passage from the official Newsies novel that states Davey is Jewish and Jack is Irish :D
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It's not a headcanon, it's literally written in the source material and, even if it wasn't, this fandom has been headcanoning characters' ethnicities based on their names since 1992. They're street kids living in New York City in 1899, they're going to be a diverse group and the best thing we have to go on is their names. I know my group of mutuals headcanon at least two other characters as Jewish, somewhat if not entirely based on their names.
Like, I don't know how else to explain that headcanoning a character with a traditionally Jewish name isn't "stereotyping" it's literally just being like "oh hey, this whole family has really common Jewish names, it would be fun if they're Jewish" and then we all move on with our lives because it's also literally canon. Like, it would be bad if we were headcanoning a character as Jewish purely because they exhibit behaviors that are also associated with negative Jewish stereotypes but that's literally not what's happening here. Also I'm pretty sure it's mentioned in the non-dialogue parts of the script somewhere but I don't have access to that.
In conclusion, don't be weird about people headcanoning characters as minorities, it's not stereotyping it's literally just people existing.
(Also, I am not Jewish, so I do not at all claim to be any kind of authority on representation. If any Jewish bloggers want to weigh in I will happily read and be open to learning!)
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apollos-boyfriend · 4 months
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kevin mcallister gets criticized for his choices so much but like. home alone does such a good job to lay out why he doesn’t do the obvious. the phone lines aren’t working, so he can’t call the police. and even if he could, he wouldn’t, because the movie clearly establishes that he fears the police due to having gotten caught shoplifting and being chased down by a cop (additionally, we as the audience are shown the police’s incompetence and unwillingness to help). he doesn’t get help from his neighbors because none of them are home, and the one neighbor he knows is busy dealing with his own issues. this movie does nothing but lay out chekov’s gun yet every year i see the worst lest media literate takes imaginable. c’mon guys.
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principledpropo · 2 years
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Does she… hate her children? Despise having to be involved in any way - does the action of simply discussing Damian piss this woman off?
Because if so, then god damn I love it, because we get to see the truly perfect antithesis to Loid and Yor.
The Forgers aren’t perfect, but the way they involve themselves in Anya’s life is beautiful. It’s warm and loving while teaching her to make and respect boundaries (that’s difficult for a telepath lmao), but their walls almost always come crashing down the second they find themselves alone in each other’s company. Loid may be strict and Yor may be a little too enthusiastic, but every action they take for Anya is for her sake, and every mistake they make is an experience they immediately learn from to better raise Anya.
The Desmonds aren’t physically abusive, nor do they scream nor degrade their kids. Both Desmond scions are clearly well-off, having wealth and service in spades. Everything they could ever want, at the snap of their fingers. Except their parent’s love and attention. Donovan sees his sons as tools to further his name and goals, while Melinda (and this is just conjecture) shows shades of a woman who never wanted children and is searching for ways to live and enjoy her life free of their burden.
(Little tangent, but people, women especially, shouldn’t be saddled with kids if they do not wish to. Their body, their choice, and no one should ever say otherwise. That being said, when the child is born, the parent has a lifelong responsibility to that child, and regret is no longer an option. I see so many parents who practically begged to have kids, but ended up resenting them, and in turn their kids grow and feel the same way to them. You can never let your children feel like they are a mistake. Never.)
To Donovan, his children are materials that can be shaped into weapons for his political gain and clout. To Melinda, (again, just a hunch), they are nuisances she can’t be bothered to deal with.
But Loid and Yor, who don’t share a single drop of blood with Anya? Who created and joined their family for self-protection? They can’t stop themselves - they shower Anya with love. They can’t spoil her with gifts like Becky and Damien get, but they never starve Anya of what matters most: their love, their time, and their energy. Anya is an esper - if she grew up with people like Desmonds, she’d know immediately she was unloved. Hell, she has! Returned to foster homes again and again. So it is beautiful that a girl who can read her parent’s anxieties and fears has never once heard them think she was a mistake (well other than that first episode with Loid lol). They have had every opportunity to grow resentful of Anya, but they never have. They think the world of her. Mr. “It’s for the mission” Twilight bends over backwards on a whim for his daughter. Yor “I won’t let my daughter die in school” Forger would commit war crimes if she even thought her precious child got a boo boo.
The Desmonds, at best, see their children as investments and at worst mistakes. But no matter what Anya does, good or bad, it doesn’t ever change their perspective of her.
She isn’t just a cover child to them. She’s their daughter, and they’d shake heaven and earth for her when the Desmonds can’t even be bothered to attend their son’s orientation day.
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months
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Me: So the podcast "Your Own Backyard" actually helped lead to a 25-year-old cold case being solved, that's so interesting! I wonder what sort of evidence the narrator uncovered, what witness he drew out of the woodwork that finally cracked it!
The podcast: Yeah literally everyone knew exactly who did it but the police bungled the case so badly on every single front due to a combination of incompetence and corruption that they could never bring charges.
Me:
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mtsu4u · 6 months
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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[police training]
Trainer: Scenario: you pull a car over for speeding. You find out that it's your father. How do you handle the situation?
Dick: Well first I would be like, "Dad? You're alive? What the hell?!"
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strayingsocks · 20 hours
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rabbity maternal instincts
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peachesfuzz · 2 months
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Average siblings interactions: Sirius Black and Regulus Black edition 
*Regulus walks in*
Sirius: what the fuck are you doing here with that fuckass Bob
*Sirius having his third mental breakdown of the week*
Regulus: Have you considered killing yourself
*Regulus drowning*
Sirius: okayyy Jeff Buckley realness
Sirius shows his fit to Regulus: do you like it?
Regulus: Idgaf if you gay GET A STYLIST
Regulus : I think I’m going to join a cult
Sirius: do you know how hard it is to be related to a fucking loser
Regulus storms into Sirius’ room who’s blasting Björk: turn that busted gay shit off
*Regulus dies*
Sirius: Twink down!
*Regulus mumbling to himself on the floor writing the same thing over and over again*
Remus looking at Regulus: what the fuck is this kid doing
Sirius: he’s creating the most advanced strap technology to date
Regulus: what is wrong with me
Sirius : raggedy hips, poor digestion, dehydration, ashtray, trapped under some dark lord’s foreskin
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months
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My mom taught me how to drive while we were being chased by the police.
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