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captainjonnitkessler · 15 hours
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It's fucking crazy that the law and the money and that shit is just kept in various spreadsheets and books (old timey spreadsheets) and people's heads and shit. Like that's it. It all behaves like a machine but there's no machine! If everyone decided to pound sand one day and go whack off instead it would just stop! If they like, lost the wrong spreadsheets or whatever it would just fuck a bunch of shit up! There's like literally no line between two guys going "you want to get pizza or chinese food? pizza? sounds good let's do that" and the entire international financial industry. It's like just a gradient of complexity and coordination in Deciding To Do Shit. Crazy.
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captainjonnitkessler · 16 hours
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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .
The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly
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captainjonnitkessler · 17 hours
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Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me
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captainjonnitkessler · 17 hours
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captainjonnitkessler · 18 hours
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Finished my reread of The Order of the Stick! God I love this comic. I noticed the most recent pages seem to be taking a shift back towards the comedic which is nice; it's been in heavy plot mode for a while, but it feels like there's been more good page-end punchlines since the end of Utterly Dwarfed, unsure how much of that effect is real though. I'm not complaining either way, but it's just interesting to see how much the comic has changed over time.
Some big mysteries still left. The [—] in the rift is obviously where the plot is heading, though its role in said plot is less obvious. I'm very unsure where the MitD thing is heading given that that's been with us since the very start; I can't think of a satisfying conclusion for it at the moment. I suspect the IFCC will be back soon as well.
I wonder how many more times I'll get to read it – I haven't got a rule but I seem to have managed to approximate three years between whenever I decide I want to read it again so far – I suspect it'll be ongoing for at least four more years so maybe twice more at this rate.
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captainjonnitkessler · 18 hours
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percy+keyleth getting bodyswapped would be hilarious
we get percy, growing flowers out of the ground: “this is quite refreshing, i see why you’re so optimistic now”
and then we get keyleth who got shoved into the shit bag body of percival “my hair turned white from the stress of Torture and also i keep getting possessed by shit no biggie” de rolo going: “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU”
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captainjonnitkessler · 23 hours
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captainjonnitkessler · 24 hours
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My dear friend Jonathan Harker is going to embark on his first work trip in 6 days. I hope it goes well!
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In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."
Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.
Sequel comic here.
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u
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we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying
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My cat escaped her catio today, but fortunately she's the biggest baby I've ever known and as soon as she realized she'd trapped herself outside she came crying to the door to be let back in
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Patreon to raise a million dollars for me to set up the most complicated and mysterious ARG ever over the next 20 years
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