guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

the one issue about the hermit post system is that when you receive mail, the shulker box doesn't state who sent the mail, unless the sender wrote their name down on a piece of paper. because of this, hermits are able to frame other hermits by sending mail using another hermit's name, while the real sender is left anonymous.

while joel is away in japan for two weeks, it's a perfect time for pranking!.....etho

-on stream, cleo said that they are planning on filling joel's mailbox with love confessions from etho. for example, "this made me think of you" and "do you like me? check yes or no."

-someone left a "love joel x" sign at iskall's base. as a response, iskall is spamming joel's mailbox with love letters and flowers, saying "hi x" and "thinking about you x". the thing is... iskall didn't leave his name on any of the notes he sent.

alongside cleo's love confessions from etho, it is very likely that joel will think iskall's love letters are also from etho. it's boutta be the "joel xo" and etho statues all over again

anyways, the hermits are having too much fun with the mail system, which is great because pearl, etho, and tango worked really hard on it. all i know is that when joel comes back online, he's gonna have a big surprise waiting for him lol

like they’re VERY loudly talking about how these people constantly spam gore and self harm on top of “unironic” statements about believing people can be transracial or whatever i don’t care how “funny” you think it is STOP interacting with these people you are FEEDING into their bait!!! even if you are “unaffected” you are actively enabling them by giving them an audience!!!! fucking leave that shit alone you are not having the gotcha moment you think you are!!!!!

having to sit here as my classmate loudly rambles about “infiltrating” horrible discourse-ridden bait-filled discord servers in their fandom because “it’s funny” i need to graduate faster

having to sit here as my classmate loudly rambles about “infiltrating” horrible discourse-ridden bait-filled discord servers in their fandom because “it’s funny” i need to graduate faster

icarus help ive fallen in love with captainsparklez. how did this happen

this is the opposite of a problem i think. this should be happening to more people actually. perhaps on a global scale

whenever you post you and ur boyfriend interacting I immediately think " couple goals... "

awww, thank you!! last night we learned we individually engaged each other in psychological warfare without the other's knowledge 🫶

my pepitos designs :D

he's my little baby, i miss him so much:((

(imagine that there's a bunny plushie in his arms, idk how to draw one lmao)

brb gotta rewrite my entire fucking divorceverse because captainsparklez just canonized that he’s not only breedable but currently pregnant. i can’t keep defending this man

thought about transfem kazuichi souda again

no bc what did she mean by this

if all goes right, we'll be opening tomorrow evening-ish!! hope to see y'all there o/

:3c

bonus i forgot to add earlier

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

also btw had my first qblrsmp dream last night

dreamt i mowed my irl lawn but when i got back inside i saw every single cut blade of grass was on my minimap as a dropped item, and i needed to pick them up before the dark magician deleted them all, but panicked that i didn’t have time and couldn’t find my magnet upgrade so i ran out the door to pick up as many as i could and. that woke me up

who on the sdmp

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