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tawnyevergreen · 6 months

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Inspired by this:

#this is why he makes the assistants do research #cannot pirate tv shows #johnathan sims #tma fanart #tma shitpost #art #digital art #the Magnus archives #rusty quill #comic #kinda #haha funny #meme #he needs therapy #podcast #horror #magpod

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voiddaisy · 1 month

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jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)

#dcu #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #batman #bat family #jason todd is so silly #he is also psycho #it’s okay he died and came back to life #he has a reason to be psycho #i love jason todd #he needs a hug #maybe not a hug #he needs therapy #imagine him being the grammar police with tim in their dms #tim would be so annoyed #but jason definitely thinks it’s funny

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summerdoddles · 3 months

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hero's pain

#lego monkey kid fanart #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #lego monkie kid mk #illustration #lmk qi xiaotian #my art #Someone hug him #he needs therapy #monkey boy

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falmarindecarme · 6 months

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Here have a little treat👉🏼👈🏼💕

(Its a literal nightmare)

Making this took way too long honestly xD I'll definitely will try to stick with shorter, more silly stuff in the future

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #animatic #gale #some trauma #mystra #how dare you break my boi like this #look at him #he needs therapy

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clementine221b · 2 months

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gregory house.

#house md #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hate crimes md #this is why we can't have nice things #self sabotage #he needs therapy

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a-small-tragedy · 10 months

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the bloody conqueror and his son

#topher bus #christopher columbus #clone high #he needs therapy

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eggo8 · 7 months

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he keeps falling oversdfghjkjhgfdsdfghj

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #adventure time #sopping wet cat #sopping wet man #poor fucker #he needs therapy #he needs a hug #i miss my wife tails #poor fella

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theaceofarrows · 2 years

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#the owl house #toh hunter #hunter my beloved #he needs therapy #toh textposts

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bet-on-me-13 · 11 months

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Metahumans Anonymous Pt.2

Continuing where Part 1 left off

(This is Damian Robin)

(Also I need to add one more thing about the previous part. This is an Anonymous Meeting Place, so to protect their identities even more, they wear Masks or Face Covers to try and stay hidden)

Robin was hopping across rooftops on Patrol, going through an area that he has noticed they have been accidentally avoiding, when he sees a strange light coming out from a skylight.

He wanders over and sees an average looking man shooting Fire at another man, who seems to be shooting Ice right back at him in some sort of battle. They even have technological weapons and masks.

Looking around the room more, there are potentially dozens of Metahumans battling in the room, all with small weapons and Masks. At first he thinks they are being made to battle by somebody else, like a Fighting Ring. But then, the two from before call for the others to wrap it up.

Obviously, those two are leading the others, and all of them are there of their own free will, he can tell that from their body language.

He is convinced that they are a group of Metahuman Criminals training to take over the city using their powers. He was raised in an Assassin Cult, and he inherited his dad's paranoia, so he doesn’t even consider the idea that this is completely harmless. He also just recently moved to Gotham, so he doesn’t know the real reason for the No Metas Rule, he just assumes the rumors were true that his dad didn’t like Metahumans and never brings it up.

In his eyes the only reason they could have for using their powers secretly in a warehouse at the edge of town using weapon-like machines against each other, was because they must be training. And if they are training, then they must have a reason for it.

He sees the two people that seem to be the leaders of the group. An average looking man with Fire Powers and a tall but thin man with Ice Powers.

He decides to look them up on the Bat-Computer, after Stalking them and getting a glimpse of their faces.

The Fire Guy looks like he had led a perfectly normal life, a little too normal in his opinion. He must be hiding something, this was obviously a fake profile. It was too clean. (this was actually because he didn’t want to be noticed for his powers, so he tried to keep under the radar as much as possible his whole life)

The Ice Guy was more interesting. He comes from a small town out in Illinois, and moved to Gotham for a job. His parents are registered as People of Interest in the Bat-Computer for their research into other dimensions, and they seem to lean a bit too far in the Mad side of Mad Scientists. He must be the one supplying their weapons.

There’s also some interesting reports from his hometown, a large amount of Powerful Metahuman Villains who recently stopped attacking the city and started living there peacefully. Even the Mad Scientists, who once proclaimed that they would skin the villains alive, had changed their Tune and started advocating for the Villains rehabilitation. Something was definitely up with the Ice Guy.

Robin doesn’t report this to his Father just yet. He only just recently joined the Bat-Family a few months ago, he’s still 10, and he really wants to prove himself by taking down an extremely dangerous Metahuman Villain Group by himself. Maybe his father would cement him as his one true heir then?

He decides to get creative. He can’t defeat all those villains by himself in a straight fight, and he knows picking them off one by one would put them on edge, but maybe he could...outsource their destruction.

He anonymously contacts the Rouge in the area that the Warehouse was in, and tells them that a group of Metas was going to try and take them over soon. He hopes that the villains will just kill each other, and he could pick off the leftovers. It would be two birds for the price of one, taking down both of the Villainous organizations at once and leaving him the sole victor.

The night he initiates the plan, he returns to the cave to rest for a few hours before he can go back out to deal with the leftovers.

Then Batman rushes in, yelling that they needed all hands on deck. Apparently a Civilian Assembly that he was in contact with was under attack by a Villain Organization. He and Robin rush out to help, but the closer they get, the more Robin realizes they are heading in the direction of the Metahuman Villain Group.

Did they make their move? Tonight of all nights? He had perfectly set up a situation where he could get all the credit, but now it was all going to collapse because he didn’t anticipate that they would make their move so early!

They get to the Assembly and see the two different Villain Groups battling. The Civilians must have been caught in the crossfire! He had caused this hadn’t he? (more than he knew)

He decides to take action, and defeat the biggest threats on the field. That of course, meant taking out the most powerful Metahumans in the battle. He goes for the second Leader, the one with Fire Powers, and knocks him out.

Before he can move on, one of his brothers calls out “Robin! What are you doing! Those are the civilians!”

By the time the battle is over, and the Villains have been repelled, Robin has realized what happened. The Civilian Assembly that was being attacked was the Villain Group that he had set up.

Of Course Batman would have known about the gathering of Meta-Humans in his City. He had met up with them months ago and made a deal with them to protect them in return for keeping their head down.

Thankfully nobody had been hurt to badly in the attack, and the Metas with healing powers could fix up most of the damage, but now that one Villain Organization knew about them, every single other one would know within a week. Their little slice of Heaven had been taken from them.

Danny is happy that none of their Masks were taken off or ripped, so none of the Villains will be able to see their faces, but they would need a new location if they ever decided to do in-person meetings again.

If they ever felt anywhere near "safe" again.

Basically, Damian f#cked up...

#dp x dc #Dpxdc #Dc #Dcu #Danny Phantom #Metahumans #Gotham #Metahumans in Gotham #Damian Wayne #Damien fucked up #He is his fathers son #With none of the people skills #Damien ruins the lives of many people that night #I warned you it was gonna be angsty #Damien inherited his dad's paranoia and mixed it with the Leagues paranoia #It was a dangerous mix #He needs therapy #Thankfully this Ice Guy knows somebody #Batman knew about the Metahumans Anonymous group #He genuinely cares about them so he offered his protection #Danny told him to just keep an eye on them from time to time to make sure he didn't overdo it and attract attention #Damien noticed in the wrong way #The Anonynous Group has Masks to protect their home lives #They use nicknames when doing group therapy sessions #Danny invites Jazz over sometimes but it's mostly handled by him

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sic-vita · 2 years

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The Sandman | Morpheus’ silence

I have learnt much in recent times and ...

(flashes back to a whole century of suffering, trauma and grief trapped in a fishbowl, the moping, the angst, the hunt for his tools, the battles with Lucifer and humans, the lessons learnt, the way he’s slowly changing!!)

... no matter

#the sandman #sandman #morpheus #tom sturridge #sue's things #sicvita:sandman #calliope #morpheus just tell someone your suffering!#he needs therapy #all this repressed trauma and grief #the life and times of dream of the endless #at least tell hob

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cod-dump · 11 months

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Ghost: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times during the first therapy session or write that much down but here we are

#he needs therapy #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

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himbionn · 1 year

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Bet you can’t guess what I finally watched.

#invincible #mark grayson #invincible fanart #i made some shitpost art too #so that will be posted at some point maybe #I’m already attached #i got attached quick #he needs therapy #with a capital T #or just a lot of hugs #he still girlboss tho #love him to bits #got those piercings and freckles in #no one can stop me

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voiddaisy · 6 days

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“stop calling jason todd a silly guy” has it ever occurred to you that he is a silly guy? he is FOR SURE a murderer and can be so, so cruel, but he still has his moments. he can still be killing people while quoting books he read in high school. he can still be torturing people while humming mitski songs. he can still haunt gotham while making fun of his siblings. let the guy be silly!