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teaaagan · 11 months

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Claustrophobic

Maddy: Can you not stand so close? Youre making me claustrophobic.

Cassie: What does "Claustrophobic" mean?

Y/N: It means She is afraid of santa claus!

Maddy: No, it doesn't

Cassie: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Y/N: Stop it, Cass, your scaring her!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Yelena: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Kate: Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Wade: I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still killed people and shit. It was really weird.

Sam: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.

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shepherds-of-haven · 5 months

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Please, I beg. The option to say this during the ascendancy festival🙏

#Shepherds of Haven #LOL THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #euphoria #ascendancy play #play

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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months

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Nancy: How many people have you slept with since we broke up?

Robin: He doesn’t wanna answer that question ‘cause he’s kind of a whore.

Steve: A whore?!

Robin: Sorry. Slut. He’s a slut.

#he had his hot girl summer #incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: euphoria #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin #stancy #steve x nancy

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team-iceflower · 2 months

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Blake: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Weiss: Ugh, tequila makes me wanna dance.

Ruby: I uh, I one time took like, 10 Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila and then blacked out for 3 days. But while blacked out I still did things, went to school and did homework and stuff. Was really weird.

Blake: ...

Weiss: Well, baby, let's not do that tonight.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #blake belladonna #source: Euphoria

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incorrectfexi · 9 months

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fez, to lexi: bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i've fallen in love with you bro

fez: dude i’m serious, quit it

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thingsphoenix21 · 3 months

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Hephaestus: Open the fucking door Ares! What kind of brother are you... What the fuck. *Ares stays in the other side crying* Hephaestus: This isn't about Dite now, this is about you and me and our friendship, and if you wanna throw it away then fine, because I don't wanna be friends with you anymore.

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meanautisticenbian · 1 month

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Jake, talking about Tom: when I first met him I was like, immediately in love Aiden: in love? Jake: yeah when you say it out loud it kinda sounds small Aiden: what’s a bigger feeling than love? Jake: loss

#jake disventure camp #aiden disventure camp #tomjake #disventure camp #incorrect quotes #source: euphoria

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angelofthenight · 2 years

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Stephen: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Wanda: Tequila makes me wanna dance.

You: I, uh, I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still went out and fought crime and shit. It was really weird.

Wong: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.

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nocakesformissedith · 8 months

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#euphoria #massie #madcass #Maddy x Cassie #Cassie x Maddy #cassie howard #maddy perez #incorrect quotes #it’s still fuck euphoria (and levinson and alexa and dom) but massie💜💜#for the giggles #Alexa demie for ts #twitter #twitter au #something i made #incorrect euphoria #otp #anti euphoria #anti sam levinson

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puppypackquotes · 1 year

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*Liam’s grandma meeting Theo*

Liam’s Granmda: So you’re the one planting those sinful seeds in my grandsons’ brain.

Mason: Oh I’m sure he’s planting seeds but maybe not in the head.

Liam: Mason?

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teaaagan · 9 months

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Bed

Jules: When you said you’re magic in bed this isn’t exactly what I was expect-

Y/N holding up a card: Is this your card?

Jules softly: Holy shit

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forumjutsu · 1 year

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Sakura: This bastards need to be put down! *Starts running*

Naruto: Sakura, you're gonna get hurt!

Sasuke: Sakura, beat their asses!

#original: euphoria #naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 #sakura #sakura haruno #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #uchiha #naruto shippuden #sasusaku #the difference between sasusaku and narusaku

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nayadefenix · 4 months

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I saw euphoria in the final parts and seeing Cassie being beaten by Maddy and another girl shouting ''hit her maddy, she stole your male'', reminds me of SCP 076 wanting to hit SCP 073 Cain and SCP2396 Miss Swettie running after and screaming : ''HIT HIM ABEL, HE KILLED YOU, STOLE YOUR CATTLE!! BEAT THAT BITCH!"" XD

#euphoria #cassie #maddy perez #scp 076 #incorrect scp quotes #scpfoundation #brart #scp 2396 #scp 073 #run bicth #scp au

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imafrealinrainbow478484 · 25 days

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Twisted Playhouse Daycare Incorrect Quotes 2! (Family game night edition!)

*A peaceful morning-*

Delia: I HATE YOU!!!!

Alice: OH?! WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!!

Julia: Alice, give Delia your $200, you landed on her property

Alice: No! She's in jail, I'm not gonna give money to a criminal!

Delia: That's not how you... PLAY!!!!!

Euphoria: Julia... Why is Delia screaming?

Julia: SHUT THE FRICK UP EUPHORIA, YOU DON'T GET TO TALK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!!!

Delia: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!

Julia: ME TO! YA THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Delia: *Demon screaming*

Based on this video I did!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst rp #twst roleplay #twst ocs #future kid ocs #delia spade #julia howl #alice trappola #euphoria felmier #twisted wonderland Playhouse daycare incorrect quotes 2

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team-iceflower · 2 months

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*New Years Party*

Ruby: Where’d you go? I was starting to miss you.

Weiss: Hah, that’s not true...

Ruby: Why would I lie? You’re the coolest person in here. Talking to you was one of the best parts of my whole year.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #source: Euphoria

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