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teaaagan · 4 days

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Love Letter

Y/N: i got an anonymous love letter from Sloan (Venture)

Kiriko: that’s gre-wait... what?! How is it anonymous if-

Y/N: there was a title that said “Anonymous Love Letter To Y/N” And then... they signed they name at the bottom.

Kiriko: marry them

#incorrect quotes #overwatch incorrect quotes #venture ow2 #venture x reader #venture overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch venture

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teaaagan · 6 days

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Trespassing

Baptiste, Venture, and Y/N: -sneaking into the armory at night-

Baptiste: Wait guys… -points at No Trespassing sign-

Y/N: Oh no what should we do?

Venture: Well… Em, wait here. Then it’s only a dos passing not tres.

Y/N:

Baptiste:

Y/N: YOU ARE SO SMART!

Venture: THANKS!

Venture and Y/N: -high fives-

Baptiste:

#incorrect quotes #overwatch incorrect quotes #venture ow2 #venture x reader #venture overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch venture

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teaaagan · 8 days

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Attention

Mauga: You've been giving Y/N a lot of attention lately

Venture: They was injured in a mission! Of course I'd give they attention

Mauga: I was injured in that mission too

Venture, glaring: Then you should go to check it with Mercy

#incorrect quotes #overwatch incorrect quotes #venture ow2 #venture x reader #venture overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch venture

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teaaagan · 10 days

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Water

Y/N: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Venture: We got spring water

Y/N: NO

Venture: with EXTRA minerals

Venture: it's like licking a stalagmite

Y/N: DON'T COME HOME

Venture: Mmmmm cave water

#venture overwatch #venture x reader #overwatch 2 #overwatch #overwatch incorrect quotes #venture ow2

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teaaagan · 1 month

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5 more minutes

Shadowheart: It’s time to wake up, Karlach

Karlach: 5 more minutes…

Shadowheart, smiling softly: 5 more minutes -snuggles up to Karlach-

Lae'Zel: It’s time to wake up.

Tav(Y/N): 5 more minutes…

Lae'Zel: -Sharpening knife- Maybe you misheard me

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teaaagan · 1 month

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Dinner

Karlach: Thanks for paying the bill for dinner, angel

Tav (Y/N): But... I thought you did?

Karlach:

Tav (Y/N):

Karlach: Well I guess we won’t be going to that place ever again

#incorrect quotes #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 karlach #karlach #karlach bg3 #karlach baldurs gate 3 #karlach x tav #karlach x reader #karlach x fem tav #karlach x male tav #karlach x female tav #karlach x fem reader #karlach x female reader #karlach x male!reader #karlach x gn reader #tav #tav bg3 #tav baldur's gate

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teaaagan · 1 month

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Heart

Tav (Y/N): If I learned one thing from Astarion, is that I'll steal everything you have.

Shadowheart: -thinking- Haha you won't steal my heart.

Tav (Y/N): By the way, imperfection is beautiful.

Shadowheart: -under her breath- Fuck

#incorrect quotes #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #shadowheart x tav #shoadwheart x fem tav #shadowheart x male tav #shadowheart x durge #shadowheart x reader #shadowheart bg3 #shadowheart x female tav #shadowheart x fem tav #shadowheart x gn tav #shadowheart x gn reader #y/n x shadowheart #shadowheart x y/n #shadowheart x you #shadowheart baldurs gate 3

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Chapstick

Enid: -Putting on chapstick-

Y/N: What flavor is that?

Enid: Cherry

Y/N: Can I try some?

Enid: Yeah -hands over the chapstick-

Y/N: -kisses Enid- Holy shit, it does taste like Cherry!

Enid: Enid.exe has stopped working

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Party

Enid: how was party?

Wednesday, angrily: it was the best fucking night of my life. It was goddamn awesome. I'm so freaking happy.

Enid: you don't sound happy

Wednesday: i am i just fell in love with Y/N and now I'm PISSED ABOUT IT

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Laundry

Cassandra: Put a finger down, family edition. Put a finger down if your mother told you to restart the dryer because the clothes in the dryer weren’t dry yet and when you turned it on you heard screaming coming from inside of the dryer and you were like, uhm, why is there screaming coming from inside of the dryer? So you turn off the dryer and you open it up to see her wife upside down in the dryer screaming.

Cassandra: -puts a finger down-

Y/N: My trauma isn’t yours to tell!

Alcina: What were you even doing there!!!

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Sleepover

Clint: Have a sleepover they said.

Kate, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Y/N: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!

Peter: It’s called a fire extinguisher. A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

-Glass shatters, something explodes, screams in unision-

Clint: It’ll be fun they said.

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Babysitting

-Yelena and Y/N babysitting-

Yelena: -trying to comfort a crying baby- What is your problem?

Y/N: Try singing!

Yelena: What iiiiiis your ppproooooblem?

Y/N: -facepalming-

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Photo

Wanda: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Y/N: sure

Wanda: -laying down cards- alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Y/N: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me

Wanda: my point still stands

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Big spoon

Natasha: here's your cereal

Y/N: can I have a big spoon, please?

Natasha: of course -delicately embraces her from behind-

Y/N: lovely

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teaaagan · 5 months

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Sauce

Y/N: can you get some laundry detergent on the way back, hon?

Enid: laundry detergent?

Y/N: you know, the liquid you pour into a washing machine

Enid: OH you mean laundry sauce

Wednesday, utterly disgusted: what the fuck

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teaaagan · 5 months

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Enid

Wednesday: I love this picture of our family. We were so happy.

Y/N: Where’s Enid?

Wednesday: She wasn’t part of the family then. That’s why we were so happy.

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teaaagan · 5 months

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Sentences

Chloe: do you guys finish eachothers sentences??!

Max: oh, all the time, it's like we're totally in-

Y/N: spaghetti.

#life is strange #lis #lis 1 #max life is strange #max caulfield life is strange #max caulfield #max caulfield lis #maxine caulfield #life is strange 1 #life is strange x reader #max x reader #max caulfield x reader #lis x reader #incorrect quotes

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