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teaaagan · 3 months
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Wanda: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Y/N: sure
Wanda: -laying down cards- alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Y/N: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me
Wanda: my point still stands
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lifespectator · 2 years
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Wanda: Y/n, are you alright?
Y/n: Yeah. Just found out the average dream lasts 2 to 3 seconds.
Wanda: Really?! I be going on whole ass missions!
Y/n: And I have full makeout sessions with you.
Wanda: What?
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scarlettflame19 · 1 year
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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!
Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns
Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options
Pietro: My fists are already up
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gingiesworld · 6 months
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Wanda: I'm going to head to bed
Y/N: just make sure to take the rest of you up too.
Wanda: What?
Y/N just smirks as Wanda scoffs with a smile growing on her face.
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the-fandom-abyss · 9 months
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Avengers discussing personality types
Y/N: What would I be?
Wanda: I would say extraverted
Y/N: Extra virgin, huh. So what was last night then?
Wanda blushes, playfully hits Y/N’s arm
Wanda, whispering: You did that on purpose!
Y/N smirks, continuing the conversation
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the-doomed-witch · 1 year
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Y/N: My hands are so cold
*Wanda holds Y/N’s hands*
Y/N: You know what? For some reason, my lips are really cold too
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skylarinfinity · 6 months
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miguel : [arguing male reader] it's canon event-
male reader : [rolling his eyes under the mask] miguel shut the fuck up, my tumblr account could kill you.
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Y/n : Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Natasha : Are you a software update? because not right now. Wanda : Damn, Brutal.
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marvel1stan · 2 years
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Natasha: Come on Wanda, repeat after me.
Natasha: See
Wanda: See
Natasha: a
Wanda: a
Natasha: therapist
Wanda: therapist
Natasha: See a therapist.
Wanda: Create a fake reality.
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junipers-archive · 1 year
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Wanda Maximoff + Baking with her
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crystalwrizz · 10 months
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What the hell, Wanda?
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Wanda: You are doing it wrong, your magic is horrible.
Stephen: You killed a lot of people with no guilt, don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong.
Wanda: No, I’m serious. Your grey streaks are more apparent and you nearly sent America to another universe. Again.
Stephen: …No I didn’t.
Wanda: Wait, that was me, not you…
Stephen: What the hell, Wanda?
America: Yo what? Do it again, I want my parents back!
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teaaagan · 4 months
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Sneeze
Yelena: -sneezes-
Wanda: Bless you.
Y/N: -sneezes-
Wanda, already wrapping Y/N in blankets and feeding them soup: Oh my god, are you sick?! How could I have let this happen?! You poor thing!
Tony: -sneezes-
Wanda: Oh my fucking god shut the fuck up.
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lifespectator · 2 years
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Wanda: What animal do you think you could take on a fight?
Y/n: It depends. Do I get prep time?
Wanda: Yes, but the animal does too.
Y/n: Then a bullfrog.
Wanda: Please elaborate.
Y/n: No.
Wanda: Detka, sometimes you worry me.
Credit to: @jgmg10
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signofthegods · 2 years
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Clint: *sees Wanda and Natasha kissing* How much are you willing to bet Natasha's the top?
Bucky: Mate, I'm going to have to stop you right there. Have you ever seen Wanda date?
Clint: Um, without Natasha? No.
Bucky: Wanda's the top. I bet $100.
Clint: Dude, wtf?
Bucky: Dirty mind, mate. It's not that. I'm saying- just look at Natasha right now.
Clint: *looks*
Clint:
Clint: Okay fine, you're right.
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Y/n is not a morning person while Bucky is an early riser who has trouble getting Y/n out of bed on time. They try coaxing, sweet talking, even complaining, but finally fed up and say: Fine, suite yourself. I am going to take a shower. I wanted you to join me, but I guess I'll have to take it by myself...
Y/n: *leaps up immediately* No, No! I'm up!
Bucky: *smirks* knew that would work.
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the-fandom-abyss · 1 year
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Y/N: I’m so used to having my mom at the top of my call list
Wanda: You still do honey
Y/N: That’s not right, it’s now you Wanda
Wanda: I’m your mommy now, sweetheart
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