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Y/N, texting Alcina: *sends a voice message*
Alcina, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Y/N: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Alcina: *presses play*
Y/N's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Reader, being pushed down onto Alcina's bed: "M-my lady.. shouldn't we close the door first??"
Alcina: "Quiet, pet, and bend over. I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."
All three girls, staring from the hallway in horror: "MOTHERRRR!"
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Damn. Writing fanfiction is hard.
Pretty sure I nailed it this time, though. It’s all in the editing 😏
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Lady Dimitrescu: WHO DRANK MY WINE?!
Lady Dimitrescu: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Y/N: I did?
Lady Dimitrescu: ...Kiss you and bring some more. You haven't been eating anything today, Y/N. Tell me if you want me to bring you something to eat. *walks away*
Y/N:
Y/N: She's gone, Dani.
Daniela, coming out of the closet with an empty wine bottle: Thank you!
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Heisenberg: I know you love them.
Alcina: I am not in love with Y/N!
Heisenberg, smugly smirking: I never said who.
Alcina: *realizes* You stupid man thing!
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Ethan Winters, walking through the halls of Castle Dimitrescu: 🎶making my way down town, walking fast 🎶
*high heels clicking*
Ethan: wALkiNG fAsTeR-
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Bela: I think Mother is a little upset with you
Cassandra: What?
Daniela: She told us to give you this note
Cassandra, reading the note outloud: "Dear daughter, I hope this message finds you before I do."
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*Alcina and Y/N drunk together*
Alcina: *Grabs Y/N’s hand and places it over her heart* What do you feel?
Y/N: Tits
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simply a friendly smoke between enemies
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Miranda, texting Heisenberg : answer your phone
Heisenberg, texting back : gimme a minute, I can't find my phone
Miranda : ok
Miranda : you're a awful child. You're killing me. You're killing your mother, Heisenberg
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Top or Bottom
Daniela: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Y/N:
Y/N: I'm gonna tell her.
Alcina: Don't you dare.
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Donna’s still learning how to text
Donna and Y/N: *Having a romantic dinner*
Y/N: Babe, do you know when I first fell in love with you?
Donna: *Giggling bashfully* No, tesoro. Was it when you first saw me?
Y/N: Nah. It was when I texted you that Mother Miranda had fallen down the stairs and you replied “LOL”.
Donna: *Blushing* I already told you, Y/N! I thought it stood for “Lots of love”!
Y/N: *Snorts* Either way, I need a woman who can make me laugh, babe. *Grins*
Donna: *Glares at them* Y/N…
Y/N: *Cracking up* Okay, okay, sorry.
Donna and Y/N: *Both look down at their plates and eat silently for a few moments*
Y/N: Be honest, though. Once you found out it meant “Laugh out loud” Would you still have sent the text?
Donna: …
Donna: Yes 😌
Y/N: You’re perfect for me.
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Y/N, complaining: This morning I went to the fridge to get a snack and uhh...
Lady Dimitrescu: What?
Y/N: You weren't there.
Mother Miranda, who's sick and tired of Y/N constantly interrupting the Four Lords meetings: NOT AGAIN!
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