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incorrectfexi · 2 months
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lexi: when is your birthday?
fez: february 22nd
lexi: of what year?
fez: every year
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incorrectfexi · 6 months
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fez: this year i'm taking part in NO-vember where i will be saying no to everything. go away
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incorrectfexi · 7 months
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ash: what am i, made of money??
*dollar bills poke through his sleeve*
ash, pushing them back in: tap, tap
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incorrectfexi · 7 months
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fez: what seems to be the problem officer?
cop: get out of my car
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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*at the police station*
fez: i’m here for my brother
desk sergeant: who’s your brother?
fez: you must be new here
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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lexi: i related to belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are
cassie: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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lexi: so you lied to us
rue: that depends on how you define lying
fez: well, i define it as you not telling me the truth. how do you define it?
rue: reclining your body… in a horizontal position
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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random passerby: oh, your kid is so cute! you’re a very luck parent
fez: thank you so much, he’s a real delight
ash, sick of people: the world needs a new plague
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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jules: go to sleep or you’ll hate yourself in the morning
rue: i’ll hate myself in the morning regardless
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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doctor: time to test your reflexes
fez: *dodges little knee hammer*
doctor: ?????
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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*some teens running in a mall*
ash: ahh, to be young
ash:
ash: wait shit i’m only 13
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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cassie: when nate was born, the gods said, "he’s too perfect for this world”
lexi: please. when he was born, the devil said, "oh, competition”
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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rue: what if i lied this whole time and i’m actually 18
fez: rue, stop trynna get drugs
rue: stop suppressing my interests
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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lexi: before i do anything, i ask myself “would rue do that?” and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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rue: im a lesbian
fez: *blinks* I thought you were american
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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ash: i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and you know what? i was right
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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ash: truth or dare?
lexi: truth
ash: what’s your credit card number?
lexi: never mind, dare
ash: i dare you to give me your credit card number
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