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skykashi · 1 year
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dark-elf-writes · 11 months
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Kakashi, carrying his very small very tired genin home after a long day of training: this will in no way set a precedent :)
The sixth Hokage, carrying his very adult very tired war heroes home after a long day of training: I sure fucking played myself didn’t I?
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coockie8 · 9 months
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Sasuke: What is your type!? Naruto: Black hair, pale, brooding. Vengeance on the brain. Sasuke, frantically trying to keep Naruto from bleeding out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, YOU MORON!! Naruto: Oh. Red.
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forumjutsu · 1 month
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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?
Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.
Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute
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nonoel-28 · 10 months
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Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?
Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.
Ino: And where's Shikamaru?
Temari: I said it's still nap time.
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reineydraws · 11 months
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commission comic i did for @hesmiledlikeaweatherman ✨️✨️ it's been so long since i drew the sand sibs and this made me so happy to draw haha :')
commission info here!
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blooming-water-roses · 9 months
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Memes of the Nart Lomls (ship coded)
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kimjun · 2 years
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*getting ready for a date*
Itachi: try not to sound too desperate
Sasuke: ok
*later*
yn: i love this restaurant
Sasuke: Haha, I love you too
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sheikahwarriork · 8 months
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Iruka: Kakashi-sama!
Kakashi: drop the sama
Iruka: you still call me "sensei" tho...
Kakashi: you'd like to be called by your name by me? are we this close, Iruka?
Iruka: ...are we, Kakashi?
Kakashi: *gay panic inside* if you'd let me
Iruka: *gay panic inside* come pick me up at 8 pm
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boringsickness · 7 months
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Iruka: will you ever write a good mission report?
kakashi: na-ah
iruka: the fuck you mean 'na-ah'?
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Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Naruto: Um...Neat. *later* Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me? Naruto: Didn't you thank her? Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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ace-shikamaru-quotes · 4 months
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Shikamaru: A part of Asuma will always live on in me
Choji: What part?
Shikamaru: Shitty facial hair and a nicotine addiction
Ino: Those could come from Shikaku too, you know…
Shikamaru: Fuck
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whatacatch · 5 months
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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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* Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura tied together while Kakashi & Y/N Sensei are separated fighting off enemies *
Naruto shouting over his shoulder: “Did you save us yet, Y/N Sensei?!”
Y/N Sensei: “Not yet, Naruto!”
Naruto: “How about now, Y/N?!”
Y/N Sensei, exasperated: “No! I’m trying to do it!”
Naruto: “How much progress have you made?!”
*Sasuke and Sakura start hushing Naruto*
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forumjutsu · 8 months
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Kakashi: What's wrong?
Sasuke: Sakura's drunk.
Naruto: What?! I love drunk-Sakura! She's like regular-Sakura but way more fun!
Sakura, on the top off a table: Who wants to see me cut my arm off and solder it back?!
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nonoel-28 · 11 months
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Temari: That's ridiculous, Shikamaru doesn't have a crush on me.
Kankurou: Yes he does.
Gaara: Yes he does.
Shikamaru: Yes I do.
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