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twistedwonderlandsimps · 2 years

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Cryptid!Yuu and the Simply Average, Very Ordinary, Very Okay Day

[Step 1: Say ‘Good Morning’ to Grim.]

Today was like any other day. As the sun slowly rose upon the horizon and brought warm light inside people’s homes, a certain creature slowly woke up from sleep.

Said creature was Grim who grumbled something ineligible as his ears twitched lightly from the birdsongs he could here outside.

He groggily sat up and opened his eyes to look around the room yet found no one.

Hmm. Yuu was probably already downstairs. Grim shrugged and fell back to bed, intent on getting a few more minutes of sleep.

Well… at least he was planning to.

Until he met face to face with the Ramshackle Prefect who was plastered on the wall above the bed’s headboard like a lizard.

Yuu blinked slowly at Grim as if to say hello before scurrying away.

After a few moments, Grim’s tense form relaxed as he put a paw on his chest, calming his rapidly beating heart.

“Fnna…I can’t ever get used to that…”

[Step 2: Visit fish friends]

It was still early in the morning so Mostro Lounge was being prepared for the day.

The workers were still getting the place all cleaned up and Azul was looking at the paperwork in his hands as he made his way towards his office.

However, just as he was about to enter the room, he paused and backtracked a bit because when he saw a familiar prefect standing in front of the aquariums and looking intently at the fishes swimming by.

He wasn’t really surprised that Yuu somehow managed to find themselves inside Mostro Lounge so early like this despite the security.

He initially tried multiple times to keep Yuu out but they always managed to find ways to get inside so Azul just let Yuu be in the end. The most they did was look at the fish anyway… or the employees…

Though, he should probably make sure that the Ramshackle prefect wasn’t going to try and swim with the fishes again like last time.

The octomer approached Yuu and tried to get their attention.

“Good morning, Yuu. How did you get in here-“

“Fibsh!” Yuu suddenly exclaimed while whipping their head around to look at Azul as they pointed at the fishes.

Azul paused, the smile on their face straining and marred with confusion.

But before Azul could process what just happened, Yuu had already slipped away into the dark corner of Mostro Lounge and seemed to have disappeared as if Yuu had entered a portal.

Huh… when did the restaurant’s corner become that dark? Also…

“Did they just speak?” Azul asked nobody in particular.

Yuu spoke but rarely did so that Azul could have probably sold a recording of Yuu speaking for a high price with all the simps Yuu managed to acquire despite them being, well, them.

[Step 3: Visit sleepy friend & sleepy friend’s friends]

“Uh, Leona?”

“What?”

“Did you do anything to Yuu to make them mad?”

“Hah? What makes you say that?”

“They’re… They’re just staring at the corner. I don’t think they even blinked ever since I found them standing there earlier.”

Leona paused and raised his head momentarily to look at the corner where Yuu was indeed staring at them from.

He groaned and turned over, preparing to go back to sleep.

He nonchalantly waved his hand and calmly said, “They always do that. Just cover the herbivore with a blanket if you’re bothered by them or something. They’ll leave soon enough.”

Ruggie gave Leona a dry look, saying, “You still have class, don’t go back to sleep.”

He looked back at Yuu who by now have turned their attention at him.

The hyena beastman scratched his head and looked around before spotting the unused blanket on Leona’s bed and taking it. Leona wasn’t using it anyway.

The hyena beastman made his way towards the Ramshackle Prefect and gently set the blanket over Yuu’s figure and stepped back to admire his work.

Meanwhile, Yuu still made no movements even when they got fully covered by the blanket as if they were wearing one of those blanket ghost costumes on Halloween.

“Huh.” Ruggie hummed, poking Yuu who just shifted in place.

Just then, a familiar voice called out from outside. “Has anyone seen Yuu—Ah, there you are.” Jack said as he saw the blanket-covered individual. “Let’s head to class now. Don’t go running off again.”

[Step surprise: Oh no, class]

After being forcefully brought into class by Jack, Yuu had to now attend Alchemy class.

Jack believed that since Crewel was teaching, Yuu couldn’t slip away as easily as they usually did with the other classes.

Crewel was strict and had sharp senses so escaping his sight was going to be difficult. Jack would’ve been right in his conjecture were the circumstances normal.

Yuu, however, wasn’t in any way normal.

Because Yuu kept eating the ingredients handed to them, Crewel decided to punish them by making them stand on the corner.

Frankly, Crewel would’ve put them in detention but the last time it happened, Crewel had mysteriously lost a few of his designer brand fur robes and Yuu had oddly been coughing out hairballs the whole day.

He basically just didn’t want that headache from happening again.

Yuu slipped away silently when Crewel was busy scolding a student who got distracted and almost created a mini explosion in the classroom.

[Step 3 (again): Visit other sleepy friend]

Silver blinked awake to see Yuu standing proudly in front of him. Silver’s animal friends were surrounding them but most of the birds were on Yuu.

Silver chuckled drowsily.

Although he and Yuu never really talked much— Wait, did the Ramshackle Prefect even talk? He never heard them before—the other had this certain habit of pretending to be a statue and sitting near Silver whenever he found himself dozing off.

It was honestly kind of nic—

ZZZzzz…

Yeah, well, Silver fell asleep in the middle of his internal musings…

Though, a few minutes later he woke up again to see Yuu fully covered in plump and extremely fluffy birds.

The bad news, though, was that it seemed the birds were trying to abduct Yuu and it looked like they were succeeding when they managed to successfully lift the Ramshackle Prefect off the ground.

Yuu didn’t seem worried by this but Silver was.

Silver had to hold on to Yuu’s leg to prevent them from flying away and had to scold and tell his bird friends that no, Yuu was not a bird and that they shouldn’t take the resident cryptid away.

[Step 4: He h dHHGH!]

Yuu had arrived at a very busy Heartslabyul after almost getting abducted by birds.

It seemed that everyone was preparing for an Unbirthday Party in the afternoon.

“Oh! Prefect, what are you doing here?” Ace called out when they saw Yuu.

He stood beside them and looked in the direction of where Yuu was staring at, which was the small playpen holding the resident hedgehogs of Heartslabyul dorm.

The hedgehogs were just scurrying around in their little makeshift area, minding their own business and sometimes bumping into each other gently. It was a very adorable scene.

“They’re cute aren’t they? Too bad you can’t play with them for now since they’re needed for the croquet match later.”

“Who are you talking to, Ace?”

Deuce popped out from beside Ace and Ace realized that he had been talking to air for the past few minutes because Yuu had apparently disappeared for who knows how long now while he was talking.

The two thought that Yuu just went back to Ramshackle but they were proven wrong when someone shouted in alarm that all the hedgehogs had disappeared and sent everyone into a frenzy to look for the missing creatures.

Not a moment later, Cater reported that one of his clones had managed to capture an escaping Yuu who was holding an armful of the colorful hedgehogs.

Not only was Yuu scolded by Riddle for trying to steal the hedgehogs again soon after their attempted escapade but they were also hedgehog-less when they left Heartslabyul.

Truly a sad time for Yuu.

[Step fish: Visit fish friends (again!)]

Here comes lunch and Yuu was in Octavinelle once again with a plate of mushroom risotto being presented in front of them by a cheerful Floyd.

“Here Shrimpy, Shrimpy. Make sure you don’t leave any leftovers.” Floyd said as he continued to push more of the mushroom-based food creations that Jade had been making and experimenting on earlier.

Despite eating mushrooms almost everyday, Yuu never seems to get tired of eating it which was honestly a win-win situation for both Yuu and Floyd.

Yuu gets to eat free lunch, Floyd doesn’t have to eat mushrooms anymore, and he gets to squeeze Shrimpy all he wants while they’re there.

[Mmmm humger: Get afternoon snack]

Oddly enough, eating Jade’s cooking still hasn’t satiated Yuu’s hunger so they decided to visit the next person whose cooking they somehow like despite it being practically inedible to any other living beings.

That’s right, they headed straight over to Diasomnia where Lilia already seemed to have bene expecting them with a new creation of… whatever that thing was on the plate.

“Yuu, there you are!” Lilia greeted them with a smile. “I’ve made a new recipe I think would suit your taste. I think I added more salt than I would like but it probably shouldn’t taste any different from expected.”

The oversalted inedible dish obviously isn’t the problem here…

But with a tastebud of steel and an appetite of a starved whale, Yuu doesn’t hesitate to consume the cursed food.

Malleus, who was sitting right beside them, looked at them worriedly.

He leaned over to them and whispered while Lilia was distracted with something else.

“Child of Mystery, are you sure you can eat this? Are you capable of digesting it? If you can’t and need help, blink once.”

And of course, Yuu doesn’t blink the whole time.

[Step yes: Terrorize]

In all honesty, Idia shouldn’t have been playing a horror game in the dark if he wasn’t going to be prepared to see Yuu fall out of the ceiling and flop beside him like some demented fish, considering this wasn’t the first time Yuu decided to terrorize him.

Still, after the initial scare and with Ortho barging in Idia’s room, ready to blow up any enemies or intruders to kingdom come, the three of them somehow ended up chilling beside each other.

Idia continued to play the horror game.

Ortho provided curious and helpful commentaries and Yuu was acting as moral support.

Overall, oddly a pretty normal hanging out.

[STEP 7… maybe: Funny man!]

“My, your thought process is so fascinating, Trickster! Your brain must be positively brilliant!”

Let it be known that Yuu wasn’t doing anything particular at the very moment that would warrant a comment like that aside from trying to shove the ominous looking plant they randomly found on the forest floor that they were mostly sure wasn’t poisonous into their mouth after they left Ignihyde.

Yet they still somehow got accosted by the hunter with the bob cut who was singing praises at them trying to eat the unknown plant.

Yuu ended up tuning most of what Rook said out like they usually do with their loud green-haired friend.

Sure, escaping was an option but the last few times they did it, Rook kept tracking them down and continued praising them from where he left off.

Yuu even tried to play dead one time but that didn’t work so now they just settled for tuning Rook out.

Not that Rook noticed it. He seemed to be living in his own world as he continued the praises.

Thankfully, Yuu was saved when Vil arrived a few minutes later and allowed them to escape unnoticed.

[Step sand: Sand!]

Jamil looked unimpressed at Yuu who was hanging upside down beneath the magic carpet.

He wasn’t even surprised that they were somehow sticking from beneath it like some kind of lizard and instead was trying to gently swat Yuu off of it with a broom to no avail.

Kalim, who was sitting on the proper side of the magic carpet, wasn't being of any help and just laughed cheerfully.

“Firstly, Kalim, why? Secondly, Prefect, either sit down on the carpet properly or get down from it.”

Yuu blinked slowly before flopping down onto the floor area with the most cushion. Thankfully the fall wasn’t that high and the pillows Yuu landed on were extremely soft.

“Yuu was having fun.” Kalim said as if it was a completely valid reason as to why he and Yuu would go on a joyride with Yuu hanging from beneath the carpet when they were high up in the skies.

Knowing the two, they probably thought it was valid.

“You two are a menace.”

Yuu slowly blinked again at Jamil as if making an appeal to Scarabia’s Vice Dorm Leader’s words.

“No, denied. The two of you are still a menace.”

Sadly, Yuu was promptly shot down but at least Kalim wanted to throw a party for them to cheer them up instead.

Just another day of hanging out with Kalim and Jamil…

[Step 10: Ask allowance from the Crowfather]

After classes (which Yuu never really bothered to make an effort to appear to unless forced by their friend/s) end, Yuu goes to Crowley for some allowance because life is tough for a lizar– eh, student who came from another world with nothing to their name.

Of course, ‘asking’ for allowance actually just meant staring at Crowley for long periods of time without saying a single word until the crowman finally caved in and gave them money.

Now here Crowley was, pretending to look busy by shuffling around some papers while Yuu intently stared at him from the doorway and hoping Yuu would get bored and go away..

Crewel was there too, watching to see how long until Crowley cracked because he and the other staff members knew Crowley won’t be able to not give Yuu their allowance because last time the crow did, Yuu went into a hissy fit and caused a surprisingly significant amount of property damage.

So in the end, Crewel and the other staff members took bets on how long Crowley would hold out until he caved in.

Trein betted Crowley would cave in within 5 minutes, Vargas betted 1 minute, Crewel betted 10 minutes, and Sam betted 6 minutes.

Suffice to say, Trein won the bet and he and Yuu walked away a lot richer than before.

[Step end: Say goodnight to Grim]

Finally, it’s the end of the day and the students all go back to their dorms, tuckered out.

As Grim climbed up to the bed, ready to go to sleep, he looked around the dark room and called out, “Goodnight, Yuu.”

There was a moment of silence…

The closet across the bed rattled softly before its door was pushed open slightly and Yuu peeked through the gap.

Their eyes were somehow glowing in the dark but it’s Yuu so is it really surprising?

“Goodnight, Grim.” Yuu said back before they gently closed the closet door.

Grim stretched and then lay down on the bed, seemingly used to Yuu’s behavior.

Sometimes they slept hanging from the ceiling, sometimes under the bed, and sometimes inside the closet. Just Yuu being Yuu.

Overall, Yuu had pretty much a simply average, very ordinary, and very okay day.

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(Bonus) Here is me realizing who I actually was trying to manifest for Cryptid!Yuu’s personality:

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7w7m7w7 · 9 months

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Cater-let's take a picture yuu! ❤️

Cryptid!Yuu-I don't think it's a good idea... cater-ho, come on, I still don't have any with you

cryptid!yuu-if you insist

one pic later

Cater-let's see how It looks... hu, yuu, your side of the photo is blurry

cryptid! yuu-like I expected.I suggest you don't try to take more photos of me, the last time someone insisted,they ended up damaging their phone

Cater-but why?!

cryptid!yuu-something something , electromagnetic fields something something,i dunno

⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡

cryptid!yuu (hunting in the forest)-where are the animals?

after a while

silver- 😴😴😴

forest animals-surrounding silver

c!yuu-if I eat them now is it cheating?

#twisted wonderland #twst #cater diamond #silver twisted wonderland #Cryptid!yuu #twst x yuu #twst yuu #Yuu

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selfinserttothestars · 6 months

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Before I forget, my birthday was earlier this month (I didn’t want to celebrate or anything) and I woke up that day really early for like no reason. Opening twisted wonderland and being greeted by Malleus wishing me a happy birthday at 5am really just felt like this so I wanted to draw it.

#he’s a cryptid honestly #my cryptid wife picking me up to see some gargoyles #my art #traditional art #sketch #twst #twisted wonderland #yuu #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #yuusona #self insert #malleus draconia #twst malleus #twisted wonderland malleus #malleyuu #okay to reblog #reblogs encouraged

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pinkpruneclodwolf · 1 year

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Overwritten Perspective—TWST theory.

Okay yall, I know this might sound crazy but yall have to hear me out.

If I didn't mention that I wholeheartedly believe TWST as a World/Realm has some form of sentience I'm mentioning it now because it adds to this crazy ass theory.

TWST as a realm DOES have some form of sentience but it only comes into play when Foreign Bodies are added to it, which is Yuu.

While I want to say that the Ghosts are also foreign bodies in some form its moreso like they pass thru a gateway that confirms their existence when high Magical concentration is on a field. Which is why there are so many ghosts at NRC.

But for Yuu, I have an argument to make on their behalf.

That TWST is consistently overwriting their memories.

Why?

Because Yuu's memories don't line up with the sequence of events that have happened in TWST. Because for TWST as a World/Realm the events of Scar, Grimhilde, Maleficent, and Hades were REAL.

While for Yuu, it was mere fiction, a story told on the big screen.

Which is why I'll add that Yuu CAN'T remember their dreams other than faint vestiges and a passing comment. The world is ACTIVELY stopping them from remembering key things because that's not how TWST perceives the Great Seven.

Like translating a language.

To put it into perspective, if you were to put Zeus and Hades into TWST they'd be overwritten to fit the scope of the world.

He'd just be on of the ppl that placed that curse on "Hades" to continue caring for "Tartarus" through his family lineage.

I will always bring this up: BECAUSE TWST runs on imagination, and how the people perceive and remember events as a collective they wouldn't perceive Zeus as a God but a Great Mage that specialized in Lightning magic.

And this clashing of overwriting something that is proven "true" in one world and not in the other leads to Yuu operating as though they've never seen a Disney character/movie despite having most of their memories in tact.

And what was true in their world is only confirmed to be true BECAUSE of Mickey's aid because he's projecting ways to defeat the Overblotees despite him not even existing/being REAL in TWST.

I don't think transitioning from one world and the other doesn't have any form of consequences.

So what I'm saying is, the TWST Versions of the Great Seven would not line up with our/Yuu's view of the Great Seven because they were real, they were seen as mages who set the bar.

They've left their mark on the world.

So while we/Yuu might see our versions of the Great Seven, Yuu might also be seeing a different version of them as well.

Like having glasses on vs having them off.

What your eyes perceive when you have your glasses on vs when you have them off are completely different perspectives.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst theory #twst yuu #twst mickey #im normal im so so normal #what i mean by world/realm is that i believe that Twst is separate from OUR WORLD but also kind of like a realm #like it is its own planet but also #a secret third thing #Cryptid!Yuu likers stand UP!!#heartslabyul #Savanaclaw #octavinelle #Pomefiore #twst nrc #ignihyde #scarabia #diasomnia #no one is normal and nothing is tangible

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thesunshineriptide · 2 years

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what about where everyone comes home with Yuu who lives in Florida. Trying to convince everyone Disneyland is not a secret gateway to Twisted Wonderland while trying to prevent Floyd from getting his own Florida man article.

I finally found this one again it was buried under a bunch of responses kjdfdshkjhdsfkhs

Anyway, YES they would be so confused. I'd like to imagine they actually do dump out in like, its a small world or something. Mysteriously appear in the park and everyone is so, so confused

They go home with Florida Yuu and jesus god would that be a horrifying living situation. If all of the main cast aside from the staff came to live with Yuu, that's 22 bodies in one house. I don't think most people live in houses that can easily handle 22 teenagers living in it

Anyway, yeah, Floyd is probably going to do something that ends up on the news. You know who else will? Jade, Riddle, all of Savanaclaw, Malleus, Lilia, and Sebek...

Also, depending on if they have their magic or not, I can Imagine Cater using split card to terrorize people. He's quickly going to become an urban legend. Jade and Floyd are DEFINATELY doing something similar.

They find out about disney and disney world. They are instantly confused, confounded, bamboozled. Riddle is raging. Trey is sobbing in a corner. Azul has passed out dramatically. Leona is pretending to be fine but visibly shaking. Someone is outside screaming. Floyd is fighting an alligator. Jade is videotaping Floyd fighting the alligator.

Point is everything would go wrong and the only two people that would be okay with living in Florida would be Epel and Jack. Everyone else is fucked

#florida yuu #florida cryptid cater #florida man floyd leech #twisted wonderland #twst #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland headcanons #floyd leech #cater diamond #everything is on fire

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twistedoverbloat · 2 years

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Horror cryptid yuu taking commissions for their....unique abilities.

Epel paying 10 thaumarks for them to scare Vil, so they pose as hos reflection with a bunch of zits. Of course he figures it out but not before a momentary freak out.

Scare Trey? Man eating tarts. Also works on Ruggie and Riddle

Scaring Lilia without entering traumatic territory has actually been very difficult but he's a good sport and let's them keep trying.

Scare Sebek? *muahahahaha*

Cursed Mirror.

Epel: listen, you owe me right?

Cryptic: ..yes?

Epel slides the info they need: so, I need a guy to get scared k? Vil, my dormhead.

Cryptic: on it.

A ear percing shriek was ranged out, heard from RSA. It was of Vil seeing thousands of pimples that oozed out blood staining and ruining his face. His teeth were shattered, blood dripped down as he wiped at his face. His hands looked all old and wrinkled, his hair fell out in chunks. He fell to the floor crying, sobbing as Rook and Epel rushed in. Rook calmed him down saying that he didnt turn ugly he's still the same what's the matter.

Epel them called out to Yuu that yeah he's good. Yuu fazed out of the wall and took away the illusion for Vil. Who then started to curse and scream at Epel for doing such a cruel prank. Yuu shoted back that, he only got even since he kept forcing him to do so many things he didn't want to without listening to him. Vil only told them to leave.

The tarts eat people.

Trey giving Yuu fake food: Here you go Yuu! Injoy!

Cryptic: Oh, thanks Trey! *eats them and spits them out* Trey?

Trey scared: ...Yes?

Cryptic: Watch. Your. Back.

Yuu didn't like their food to be messed with so to get back, they'll let some fake food feast on Trey. They planted the evidence on the counter, signed "For Trey from secret admirer♡" as they waited for Trey to walk in, he did with Riddle in tow. Ohohoh? Two for one? Yes please!

They watched as Riddle spotted the tarts, "Trey did you bake new tarts? It's not Tuesday!" Trey looked confused then turned to the plate "I did not. I wonder who did?" He spotted the note and read it "For Trey from secret admirer♡" He chuckled and them looked at the tarts. He smiled "AWE someone made them for me." Riddle rolled his eyes.

He then turned to Trey "You should hurry up and eat them before Ace eats them for you." Trey laughter "Yeah your right want one?" Riddle smiled "Sure, but I don't know if I should since they are made for you?" Trey smiled "I'll have one with you. Plus there's so much to eat so I'll share." Riddle smiled and took one.

Trey went to bite hit till it bit his lip, surprised he threw it to the ground as it let out a scream. Riddle was trying to grasp the situation till his, but his nose "OW!" He threw it to the window, it slowly fell off of it then down the wall into the sink. When it them got up and let out a roar, causing the others to wake up and began to attack.

Yuu cackled watching all of this from a window. Trey was screaming and Riddle was trying to collar them-

After a couple of minutes they got bored and snapped their fingers. Trey and Riddle paused watching the tarts fall to the ground, splattering everywhere. Yuu then came out smiling "Heyyy Trey~" He glared at Yuu but they interrupted "I didn't say watch your back! Also never mess with my food. Also Riddle consider this getting even about the whole 'You have no good up bringing' bullshit k?" Riddle nodded and then yuu walked out cackling like a witch.

#cryptid yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland yuu

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blotlcss · 11 months

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the best part about blot!yuu is that they no longer need to breathe so if they never learned out to swim by then they can just walk into the ocean and walk along the floor~

#|| hc ||#[yuu just becomes a cryptid and vibes]

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ghoulsmuses · 1 year

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"So if you know or ever knew how to be happy On a scale from one to two now, are you happy? You’re everything you hated, are you happy? Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?"

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luxthestrange · 2 months

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TWST Incorrect quotes#681 His Pretty bird

So if...Vil Is The Representative of the evil queen...Rook the hunter...and Epel the poison apple...Imagen Raven!Yuu glued to Vil given he is the shiniest being you ever laid your eyes on...like Tamatoa who-...You have a soft spot for Epel too being shiny...but you do encourage his gremlinside -And...Ravens hold grudges...so when you found out Rook voted for Neige-

Epel*Seeing the news of Vil's paparazzi being spooked by a blurry entity that doesn't allow them to take bad pictures of him or ones without his permission*...Is...Is Vil being haunted?

-Somewhere on Campus-

Raven!Yuu: Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me!

Raven!Yuu: Make me as blurry as possible!? My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in!?!KAHAHAHA!

Vil*Sighs seeing the same live news on his phone...then going to his gallery of the same dates you both went...the selfies having you blurry and looking cryptic beside him* My pretty bird...can I at least have one cute picture of you...here I was actually hoping the paparazzi would have one...

...Guys could this be a thing-please...im a sucker for tall sophisticated and prim evil x gremlin short and...hopeless in love-

#twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x yuu #twst yuu #raven yuu #Beauty & the gremlin au #twst pomefiore #vil schoenheit #vil schoenheit x reader #vil schoenheit x yuu #epel felmier #rook hunt #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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da-birb-writes-sometimes · 11 months

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TWST As Lines I've Written/Said

Content Warning: Shitpost, suggestiveness(idk?) & swearing

Author's Note: These are either things I've said, or things that I've written down but haven't used... yet, might use them in the future, might not. Feel free to guess which is which.

Let the shenanigans begin!

Yuu, upon entering TWST

Yuu: “I’m motivated by spite and getting the fuck out of this damned place!”

Crowley: “This damned place just so happens to be my school!”

Yuu: “Yeah? Well, guess what Mr. Mystery Man, I fucking hate it here!”

Crowley: “Rude.”

Typical Ace Behaviour

Yuu: “Behave, my friends are coming over.”

Ace: “Weird. I didn’t know you were capable of having those.”

Yuu: “You know what? You can go out and wait on the fire escape until they leave if you want to act like that.”

Capitalism Isn't Attractive

Deuce: “Do not fall for the pretty man with the fancy clothes!”

Yuu: “Why not? He’s hot as fuck.”

Deuce: “... He’s a capitalist.”

Yuu: “THAT WHORE!”

Pissy Kitty

Leona: “Great, you again.”

Yuu: “I’m thrilled to see you too, asshole.”

Floyd, just Floyd

Floyd: “Why not?”

Yuu: “Unlike you, I don’t want to die!”

Floyd: “Boo, you’re lame.”

Yuu Needs a Raise

Yuu: “My therapist will be thrilled to hear about this revelation.”

Everyone: “What’s a therapist?”

Why Are You Like This?

Vil: “You are a blithering buffoon.”

Yuu: “Takes one to know one.”

Vil: “...Listen here you little piece of -”

Cryptid Hours

Yuu: *walks into room to find Idia sitting in the dark, facing the corner* “Did the voices win today?”

Idia: “Undecided.”

Yuu: “Okay then, let me know if that changes. Since I would like a headstart before you go all *insert demon noises* on me.”

After Any Overblot

Yuu: "I feel like a baked potato." *passes out*

The Adventures of Malleus

Malleus: “Tell me, Child of Man; do humans typically court through the acquiring and displaying of fish?”

Yuu: “Why?”

Malleus: *has been secretly using your phone for research and found himself on Tinder* “Just curious is all.”

Yuu: “... No, it’s not typical.”

Malleus: “Alright then, noted.”

Dear Professor Vargas, I regret to inform you that your attempts to woo a potential mate through your acquiring of fish may not be successful. And does the "DILF" shorts mean, "Darling, I Love Fish?" ... Asking for a friend. Sincerely, Malleus Draconia

Octopus Eyesight

Yuu: “Do you have astigmatism?”

Azul: “Do I have what?”

Yuu: “Astigmatism, like when you look at lights at night do you see lines? Since you have weird ass pupils.”

Azul: “...wait, that isn’t normal?”

Should I Be Nervous?

Yuu: “Have you ever been overcome with the lust for broccoli?”

Trey: ". . ."

Yuu: *squints, thinking* “Break glass in case of sudden lust for broccoli...”

Trey: "Should I leave?"

A Question to Ponder

Yuu: “Why do fictional men slap so hard? Like damn.”

Riddle: “Because they are not real and do not come with any of the negative consequences that often come with real men, also you can better idealize them… And anime, ‘Makes you go brrrrr,’ as you put it.”

College Life

Rollo: “I am running off 3 hours of sleep and a single croissant, do not test me.”

Baby Talk

Rook: “Ah, bonjour chatton!" *proceeds to babytalk to the cat in French*

Yuu's Type

Yuu: “I have 4 types; wet cat, malewife, girlboss, and whore." tag yourself

Crewel: "... You need to focus on your grades, not on some mutts."

What Do You Have?

Jamil: "What's that?"

Kalim: *hiding a cat that he stole from outside* "Uhhh, my love for you?"

Jamil: *annoyed* "Put it back outside, Kalim."

Kalim: *puts the cat in his face* "BUT LOOK AT THEM!! THEY BABEY!!!!"

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pomefioredove · 20 days

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please, PLEASE write a rollo x reader fic where rollo wakes up from a nightmare about his brother and where there to comfort him PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

let it be known that the only reason I started playing this game was because they added frollo. rollo is like a cryptid in the HoND fandom

summary: nightmares and comfort type of post: fic characters: rollo additional info: romantic, established relationship?, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, not proofread, rollo vaguely implied to have ptsd because I do and am a scholar in trauma nightmares ^-^

There's a certain point at which bad dreams and reality melt together.

Where the line blurs, and you can't be sure where the nightmare ends and you begin. They so often feel one in the same.

Rollo is familiar with bad dreams.

At one point, he thought there would be a solution. Something to hold them back, to release him from their sticky grasp. He journaled, for a while, but all that brought him was grief.

It happens like clockwork.

Four or five nightmares in one rest, for one to two weeks, at the same time every year. He keeps track of them. How could he not?

They culminate on a certain day, one he dreads in and of itself, and then slowly, painfully die off, leaving him wounded and alone.

It's dreadful.

And it's worse that he knows exactly why they happen.

You had once asked him what keeps him up at night, as a sort of conversation starter when you were first getting to know each other. What a strange question to ask someone, and in such a light-hearted tone.

He told you he sees no use for excess sleep when he can be diligent, instead.

Sloth is a vice, he said. Detestable.

You seemed to accept that as an answer, much to his relief. The truth was far too ugly for someone as pure as you to shoulder. He was only protecting your feelings, after all. And perhaps his.

Rollo hoped, for your sake, that you wouldn't notice. He was still getting used to the idea of sleeping beside another person, and the very last thing he wanted was to burden you with all of what he is.

To put it plainly, he didn't want to scare you off.

The first few nights were easy enough. Nasty imagery wrapped up in otherwise normal dreams, those of which could hardly be considered nightmares.

He'd wake up in a cold sweat, and toss and turn until he could manage to fall back asleep, never stirring you.

This time is different.

He wakes, not quite jolting, but certainly thrashing himself back into the present moment like an animal caught in a trap.

His eyes snap open, and there's nothing but darkness, his breathing, and the uneasy feeling of his stomach. It takes a moment for him to adjust to his surroundings.

You're still asleep. Thankfully.

He liked to keep some distance between the two of you, anyway. Rollo had to ease himself into the idea of being physically close with someone without being utterly repulsed.

The only reason he'd entertained the idea in the first place was because it's you, you, pure and good, who would never do anything to discomfort him, you, who even now, sleeps like an angel in his bed.

There's something unclean about that thought, although it's not your doing.

Rollo gets up, careful not to disturb you, and paces around the room while he tries to get ahold of reality. He reminds himself of the date, the time, his full name, anything that will shake the lingering terror coursing through is body.

He does not cry. He hasn't since...

Well. Never mind, that.

Now is not the time to make a fuss. He's not a child, he's not fragile, he can handle his own nightmares without needing someone to tuck him back in.

The dream was so terrifyingly, disgustingly real, though.

The nightmares which aren't nightmares are the worst sorts of dreams, because he instantly feels silly for scaring himself over something so mundane, even if that looming sense of dread and fear still makes him feel ill.

This one was but a normal conversation, with...

...He didn't want to remember it.

The point was more so that it felt so utterly real that waking up like this, having it fall apart around him like the rotting pages of an old book, was like having his head dunked in freezing cold water repeatedly.

Not a pleasant feeling.

He paces, back and forth, in front of the now-dead fireplace, trying to regain his bearings.

He's quiet; he so often is; and yet, still, roused either by the sound of his footsteps or the heavy, uncomfortable feeling in the air, you wake.

The sound of your voice nearly scares him.

Rollo turns to you, eyes wide as you sit up, drawing your knees to your chest. "What?"

"I asked if you're okay," you repeat, turning to the space beside you to check the time. "It's two in the morning."

His answer is immediate, as calm as he can muster, although there's a faint crack in his voice on the last word. "I'm well. I was just thinking,"

"Thinking? Now?"

He nods, and turns back to the mantle. His arms are crossed over his chest, acting as a sort of armor, protecting him.

You tilt your head to the side. "Did you have a bad dream?"

He hates how perceptive you can be, sometimes. It takes him a moment to think of a suitable answer- is it worth telling you the truth?

"I have bad dreams all the time," you say. "Like... all the time. Weird ones, too. It's nothing to be embarrassed a-"

"I am not embarrassed," he snaps, whirling around on his heels to face you. His tone softens when he sees the perplexed expression on your face. "I was just trying to tire myself before returning to bed. I didn't want to disturb you."

You shake your head. "I wouldn't have minded if you did. I understand... do you want to talk about it?"

He's silent, looking away again, which is enough of an answer to you.

"Then will you at least come back to bed?"

Rollo supposes he should. He doesn't want to risk worrying you any further. That would only stir up more questions.

He settles himself in bed, lying flat on his back with his arms crossed over his chest, more cadaver than human. You always found that position so amusing, for whatever reason, and even now you can't contain a laugh.

"Are you cold? You're shaking,"

Damn it. He is. He hadn't even noticed... and though his tremors aren't from the temperature, he agrees with you anyway.

"Yes. It's rather cold tonight,"

You hum a small note of contemplation and inch closer to him. "May I?"

Rollo's face immediately turns red, although he can't help but indulge himself... just this once. For your sake, anyway.

He nods.

You come closer, resting your head on his shoulder and putting an arm around his waist in the most comfortable position you can manage while he's lying like this.

Your body is warm, soft, comforting... all things that would normally repulse him, but it's you...

He pats the back of your hand with one of his in a reassuring, though awkward gesture. As much as he expected to feel his heart pounding even harder at your closeness, there's something quite... safe about the embrace. He can't deny it.

"Good night," you murmur, already half-asleep.

He closes his eyes, allowing his body to relax... just the tiniest bit.

"Good night,"

#twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #queued #rollo flamme x reader

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twistedwonderlandsimps · 2 years

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Yuu Leech

Note: A bit of violence (I think) and attempted siblicide.

Yuu always believed that having younger siblings was a troublesome thing. They’d seen other creatures in the vast, wide sea with their babies whom were always whining and crying all the time that it grated their ears so much just from hearing the little things scream.

Even their friends who had younger siblings (Friends? Did they even have friends or were they just expendable minions to Yuu in the end?) always complained of them all the time. They got me in trouble this, they destroyed my stuff that. Little brat who were entitled and believed they were invincible, they said. Perhaps because of constantly hearing of this all the time, it influenced Yuu’s opinion on this matter.

Furthermore, the ocean was a really, really big place and creatures weren’t always going to show mercy to others just because their prey were babies. From the moment one was born, they’d have to fight for their survival in the Coral Sea. Some lived and some survived, that was just how it is in a fish-eat-fish world. Yuu was lucky enough to be born in a loving and protective family. They were lucky enough to be the only one to survive out of all the siblings they could have had. And as they grew older, they learnt how to protect themselves and became an expert at putting their underlings in line unless they wanted to face the consequences.

For a few years in their life, Yuu had been an only child. Until there came a pair of twins-- Yuu’s little brothers. Yuu disliked them immediately. They were small and weak. They didn’t do anything exciting and were always just floating around together. Yuu didn’t find anything exciting about them at all so they ignored them and lived as if the twins didn’t exist.

But Yuu didn’t hate them because had they truly hated their own little brothers, the twins probably wouldn’t even be alive right now…

Besides, they probably wouldn’t last long in the Coral Sea anyway.

Soon, Yuu had to go far away up on the land for their studies and usually didn’t come home for a few years. Why would they? There wasn’t anything new back home anyway.

When they did, they saw two familiar twins who had now grown up a lot. Yuu was surprised that the two were still alive but they still didn’t like them. They found out that the two were already in middle school. Floyd and Jade were their names, Yuu had relearned at the insistence of their parents but they didn’t see the point of it since they were probably going to forget it all over again.

What? They were boring, why would Yuu want to remember their names?

Mother and father were always worried about the two so they always sent Yuu out to bring them to and fro the school along with their bodyguards or whenever neither the two parents could do it. Yuu thought it was troublesome but their parents asked and it was even more troublesome to deny their request. Still, Yuu did as they were told. They sent the twins to school and picked them up whenever it was time to go home but Yuu made no move to talk or even acknowledge their existence and the twins did the same to them.

Yuu noticed that they always hung around a little octomer for some reason. The octomer was chubby and cried a lot that Yuu found him vaguely interesting because why would their little brothers follow such a crybaby? There must be something more to the story…

Still, it wasn’t enough for them to like their little brothers or even put them in their eyes.

Until that certain day, that is…

Yuu couldn’t clearly remember what had happened or what started it but they did remember grabbing one of the twins and trying to hurt him. They remembered lifting the little mer up by his neck, slowly tightening their grip on it and watched on with sadistic amusement as he struggled to break free.

Yuu knew that the other twin knew that they were much stronger and had basically zero chance at stopping them. They expected the other to go to their parents and tattle. Had the other done so, Yuu was going to use the chance to get rid of the filth in their hands. To their surprise, he didn’t. Instead, the twin rushed for them and wrapped an arm around their torso.

Yuu was confused. A hug? They were pretty sure this was a hug. Why would he hug them? Except, it wasn’t really a hug.

Their little brother just kept squeezing and squeezing and squeezing and Yuu gasped, feeling the pain on their ribs increase as it was slowly being crushed that their hold loosened on the other twin enough that he could break himself free.

Although small, the twin’s grip was surprisingly very strong. Yuu didn’t know if it was just their imagination but they heard a crack. They didn’t appreciate getting hurt. Angered, Yuu changed their target to the one who was currently crushing their torso but was stopped when the twin that got free pulled out a bottle from their backpack and threw it at Yuu as hard as he could.

The glass broke easily and the shards that cut their skin stung but whatever liquid was inside the glass bottle hurt even more. Yuu found it hard to breath, much less see when their eyes and lungs were burning with pain.

That was the extent of what Yuu could remember and then everything went black but, huh… Why did they try to hurt their little siblings anyway? Yuu wasn’t good at remembering things they didn’t find interesting but for something to lead to such a deadly encounter surely would be interesting enough for them to remember it, right?

It wasn’t a little later when everything finally settled and Yuu was getting medical treatment that they learned they broke a rib or two, courtesy of Floyd. And apparently they would blinded temporary because the potion bottle that one of the twins had thrown at him—Jade, they remembered—was something akin to a pepper spray in the human world so that explained the burning sensation in Yuu’s eyes and lungs.

A few days later and they recovered. Their parents urged them to apologize to each other and Yuu finally got to see Floyd and Jade. They had sustained but a few scratches and bruises on them but they were ultimately alright in the end. And the defiant look they gave Yuu was definitely interesting.

The twins were deadly and fun… and cute, Yuu decided as a sharp smile appeared on their face. Yuu liked them.

Alas, Yuu couldn’t stay for long because of certain reasons and also had to go back to school far away once more. Though, ever since then, they occasionally visited home whenever they could.

“Azul~” A familiar voice that Azul hadn’t heard in years pierced through the silence of his office. Just hearing the voice made Azul pale, the color draining from his face as he whipped his head up to the door that was slowly creaking opened. There, peeking between the small gap with a wide smile was a figure that had an uncanny resemblance with the Leech twins. With how terrifying the scene he was seeing, Azul would’ve probably thought he was in a horror movie. He hoped he didn’t die like he was in one.

“Ne, ne, they tried to stop me from coming here so I hope you don’t mind me knocking them out.” Yuu said as they pushed open the door wider with a smile as they dropped the hopefully still alive bodies they were carrying on their shoulders to the ground.

Azul subtly eyed the bodies and saw the rising and falling of the chests of the unconscious Octavinelle students. He held a sigh of relief. They were alive, thank the Sevens he wasn’t about to get sued.

Yuu stepped into the room, smiling sharply as the two made-eye contact. Seeing Azul frozen in his chair just made the new arrival smile wider as they stepped over the bodies and headed over to his direction.

“Azul~ You’re looking a bit unwell. Do you want a hug?”

Azul pushed his chair away and tried to back up, stuttering out a weak, “Y-Yuu! What a pleasant surprise to have you here!” Not really. His life was practically flashing before his eyes. “But, well, I’m quite busy so I’d have to pass your offer. Why don’t you go see Jade and Floyd? I’m sure you can find them somewhere in the kitchens! They’d be delighted to see you!”

Yuu, however, didn’t listen to him and instead raised their arms, ready to hug the life out of him. Literally or metaphorically doesn’t matter because it was probably going to be the same anyway.

“Azuuul!” A voice from outside called out and Azul was quick to throw Floyd under the bus. Look, under normal circumstances he wouldn’t have the need to do this. But with Yuu? It was every fish for themselves.

“Speaking of, here he is now! Floyd, someone here’s for you!” Azul said just as Floyd appeared by the door, looking into the room curiously.

“…-ute…” Yuu muttered in a low voice, eyes glinting when they saw Floyd.

Floyd frowned at the unfamiliarly familiar stranger in the room. For some reason, there was something about them that he couldn’t quite put a hand on. Just then, Jade also arrived in Azul’s office, curious as to why his brother was taking unusually long for him to report about the missing workers in Mostro Lounge before his gaze landed on the unconscious bodies on the floor (Ah, so that was were the missing workers went) and then slowly moving up to Yuu. Upon seeing their sibling, he froze in place, smile straining as he could only say one thing: “Fuck.”

It was quite an uncharacteristic thing for him to say. Jade wasn’t the type to swear much in the first place. He preferred to show airs of being a gentleman with full of manners but just enough hint of a subtle unhinged attitude on the surface but just seeing Yuu immediately broke his composure, which was understandable really.

In the end, Yuu had both the twin in each arm, ‘hugging’ them. Azul had barely been spared and he was glad to survive another day.

“Aiya~~ My little brothers are so cute~ I just want to huuuuuuug you two… until you pop!” Yuu chuckled and lightly squeezed the two.

Although it had been a long time, Azul could still vividly remember the time when they were young where Yuu would chase them to ‘lovingly hug’ them. He didn’t know what happened for the oldest Leech to become so taken in with their brothers but ever since then, Yuu had never left them alone. Yes, even Azul himself.

“Now I remember who they are…” Floyd muttered as he hung limply from Yuu’s arm, looking traumatized.

“You actually managed to get selective amnesia and forgot about Yuu for all these years?” Jade asked his twin while at the same time trying to pry Yuu’s grip on him off to no avail. “That takes a surprising amount of talent.”

Although Yuu didn’t squeeze people as hard as the way Floyd did, their ‘hug’ was still troublesome in its own rights. The only hope the twins could have at escaping was for Yuu to momentarily get bored of carrying them everywhere or if Yuu found something or someone who would pique their interest but those moments were few and far between.

Azul turned a blind eye to this and just continued with his paperwork. He’ll just temporarily assign the cooking and managing the various affairs in Mostro Lounge to someone else. An angry Leech was, after all, a dangerous Leech.

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twisted-wonderland-shenanigans · 8 months

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Hi, I read your monster au posts and they are amazing. Though I was wondering what would Rollo be and how would he handle there being a magicless human given his attitude in canon, as well as how would GloMas go down with Yuu and Mini!Yuu in that au?

So, I’d been holding off on answering this for Rollo until I had a better grasp on his personality and behavior, as deciding the monster/cryptid species that fits best is important. But since the Glorious Masquerade is coming to the ENG servers tomorrow (I’m not ready!!!), it feels like the right time to introduce him into the Monster!AU!

Also, as for whether or not RSA has seen Yuu/mini!Yuu, I think at least Che'nya and Neige and the dwarves have seen them yes! Outside of those, I leave that up to you/whatever direction the game takes us down next! And thank you so much, I'm glad everyone loves the AU's ;;v;;

To answer the question, I decided to base him off the French (and coincidentally Louisiana) cryptid “feu follet”, otherwise known as a Will-o’-the-wisp. Why did I choose this versus creatures like the “Beast of Gévaudan” or the “Gaueco” which will make him a fluffy canine monster? Well, while I think both would be interesting concepts to work with, neither of them really seem to fit the vibe I got from him as he’s portrayed in the beginning (…well, before chaos as usual hits the fan of course). Plus, it was also an interesting excuse to delve into more of the non-animal based ones besides Ortho being a golem!

WARNING: SOME SPOILERS AHEAD AND MENTION OF DEATH BASED ON THE MYTHOLOGY OF THE FEU FOLLET/WILL-O’-THE-WISP!

Anyway, I picture him being more of a feu follet/Will-o’-the-wisp as a call to his UM “Dark Fire” and his last name Flamme, which translates to “flame” in French. Hence, as a “ghost light”, it seemed more fitting! Feu follets are said to come in various shades of blue, yellow, red, and even green—now imagine him changing color based on his emotions and having to control that side in public! His poker face means nothing behind that handkerchief if he turns colors! 😂 (Especially if you keep in mind color theory!)

While they’re also generally harmless, however, if you’re familiar with the legend of Will-‘o-the-wisps (which has multiple different variations and stories across the world!), following one at night thinking it’s a fellow traveler can lead to one’s death in a marsh, bog, swamp, etc. Typically, they’re seen in a graveyard or one of the above-mentioned areas. Since no one knew how dangerous Rollo was until it was too late, it seemed fitting for him to be one!

By the way, he can be corporeal to handle things or be hugged by someone. He can also phase through things he wants to avoid…now imagine his hat getting caught between the fence bars! 🤣🤣🤣

With that out of the way, let’s discuss his reaction to Yuu and mini!Yuu!

Given that he’s more comfortable with non-magic users, he’d be fascinated and charmed at the thought of humans—creatures of historic legend and cryptic bedtime stories—being non-magic. A world where magic doesn’t exist and no one will be consumed by blot or harmed by spells gone awry? He’d likely want to know more, but he wouldn’t want to get too close—after all, he’s not exactly keen on making friends or showing a vulnerable side. Yuu is gonna have their work cut out for them if they want to give him pets and scritches! Their best bet is in private where he’s less likely to react so strongly (though if he learns that getting the majority of Yuu’s attention is enough to annoy Malleus and the others, I can see him being smug about it and letting them praise him 😌).

As for mini!Yuu though…

Mini!Yuu: *toddling around the room, giggling as they support the large puffy cap on their head*

Azul: “Where did you get that, little one?”

Mini!Yuu: “Mr. Rollo dropped it and let me wear it!” *adjusts the cap with one hand to try and look up at them before bumping into Deuce’s leg* “Oof!”

Deuce: “Oop! Careful, Yuu!”

Riddle: “I’m surprised he allowed you to wear it given his position as Student Council President.”

/Meanwhile/

Vice President: “Uh…President Rollo? Where is your cap?”

Rollo: *holding handkerchief to his mouth* “Yuu wanted to know how heavy it was.”

Vice President: “Y-you’ve never let yourself be out of uniform!” *gets emotional* “But you’re allowing the human child to wear it…that is so precious!”

Rollo: *scowls, his wisp body turning reddish-pink in embarrassment*

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Pfft…I just couldn’t resist a bit of cuteness~! UvU/)

As for how the whole event would go down…well, I can imagine that Rollo would believe he’s doing the right thing, so him possibly trying to separate Yuu from the others using the flowers would be even more terrifying! For mini!Yuu, the whole situation would be absolutely terrifying for the toddler since I doubt the others would have let them come with them to stop Rollo. So, the boys would likely leave them with Grandpa Trein for safety until the whole situation is done and over with.

Once all is said and done, it’s really up to Yuu to decide how they see Rollo after the fact. As for mini!Yuu? Whether they find out it was started because of him or the boys kept it under wraps just like everyone else in NBC being ignorant of what happened, they might just be happy to see he’s okay. Now imagine him dancing with mini!Yuu at the end of the event like Charlotte with Prince Naveen’s younger brother from Princess and the Frog!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland monster au #twst monster au #rollo flamm #rollo flamme #twst mini!yuu #twisted wonderland mini!yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst yuu #azul ashengrotto #deuce spade #riddle rosehearts #malleus draconia #glorious masquerade event

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bitethedustfools · 3 months

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TWST Story Idea (10)

Twisted Wonderland is a very unique world. Their world has magic, and they have different species living together, ranging from mages, beastmen, fae, merfolk, and so on.

Yuu's world had something like those, but obviously, that was just in a story, a fiction, a drawing on walls and pots. Something that almost all people heard of but did not believe in their existence. Which is understandable because Yuu's world is just humans and animals, and that's it. There are no werewolves, no vampires or mermaids, not even a dragon, and so on.

Yuu had been the type of person who always has been interested in these kinds of things: mythology, folklore, and cryptozoology, and maybe a little bit of history. That's what Yuu loves in the whole world.

They know many things and the history of how it came to be. You can ask Yuu if they know about skinwalker, and they'll put up a presentation that they prepared for years, which somehow leads to other cryptids. The Beast of Gévaudan? Yuu's got a conspiracy board with a bunch of pictures of animals to prove this beast is actually so and so and where it ran off to. They are also very knowledgeable about Greek mythology, followed by Norse, Aztec, and so on.

So imagine Yuu got transported to Twisted Wonderland and got the shock of their life when they saw a beastman. Yuu expected to see a furry animal standing on two feet, the face a mix with man and animal followed by animalistic growls and piercing eyes. Not… not a goddamn handsome man with a pair of ears and tails!

Sure, they had seen this type before, but that's on some people's fantasy that they have written and drawn! Yuu is absolutely stupefied when they're face to face.

Every time Yuu met a new species, Yuu didn't fail to feel disappointed in what they saw. The dragon by the name of Malleus got a human form that he likes to use, and that has the most ridiculously handsome face Yuu has ever seen. Where is the fire-breathing dragon? Where is the gold they hoard? The wings? Yuu is not satisfied with this.

Yuu met Hades next, who was hailed as one of the prominent seven figures seen as a hero or something, which just conflicted with what Yuu knows about the Hades of their world.

Yuu took a look at the multiple figures next to him like the Fairest Queen, the Queen of Hearts, Maleficent, and Ursula, and was astounded to see that they also were hailed as heroes. Their story is so much nicer than the original story Yuu read that at least, 2 out of 4 stated above died horribly if Yuu is not mistaken.

The dwarves are just toddlers that can speak perfectly, the eels from the Little Mermaid are humanified, what was supposed to be a werewolf is not a werewolf at all. The ghosts are all the same as though they are copy and pasted many times, some had different clothes. Yuu saw Grim, and they're not sure what he is, but he's cute, so that's alright.

Halloween comes, and Yuu is ready to be the most terrifying monster of them all, and they did, but that's because the rest dressed prettily and not terrifyingly like Yuu expected!

Where's the horror? Where are the screams of terror and the nightmare fuel appearance?? Yuu wanted to see someone getting traumatized, and all they got is sparkles and annoyance. Those magicam monsters must be stupid and blind to be scared of such pretty faces.

The only highlight of the Halloween was the Spectral realm like yes! The gloomy atmosphere is here! The graves! The very gothic architecture is everywhere! It was what Yuu imagined where the wandering and unrest souls will go.

It got crashed by a disco ball, though.

In short, Yuu didn't like it.

This world is sh*tty and against everything Yuu believed in. It's like meeting an idol you like so much and find that they are not the same as your expectation or something.

Dissatisfied, Yuu complained to themself, unaware that NRC heard it. "This is not what I imagined them to be. What a let down…"

Seeing that NRC are full of prideful kids, naturally, they get offended being told by a magicless human that Twisted Wonderland filled with wonder doesn't excite Yuu in any slightest.

Now this. This made Yuu perked up, but at the same time, Yuu is also offended that the others think their world is nothing special.

Yuu made up their mind to take it as a challenge. Yuu won't lose to these rip-offs of their world. They're gonna prove their world is superior, and that's Yuu's pride as a human being from that world.

Twisted Wonderland might have 7-8 prominent figures, but Yuu's world has more, although they may not exist today. Yuu is gonna show them how there's charm in being a mystery and history.

Yuu proceeded to drop snippets of a bunch of mythology, folklore, and cryptozoology randomly in the different places.

Yuu would go camping with the friends and said in his world there used to be a Wendigo roaming around in the woods. They would describe vividly about its appearance and how it eats flesh and the origin of how it came to be, taking sadistic delight when said friends looked at each other shakingly.

Yuu would mention out of nowhere about how beautiful people would have been sacrificed to the gods to a rather vain person and said it's lucky they are not in Yuu's world.

They even talked about Salem witch trials down to the details when a group of their friends has a fight or something. Magic doesn't involve in that, of course, but they looked terrified that even humans would accuse and execute their own kin. A very dark history indeed.

The mer eel would have threatened Yuu about squeezing and biting and so on, and Yu would drop a myth in their world about eating mermaid would bring immortality and maybe that's why they don't exist anymore.

They even mentioned casually that the faes would replace human kids with theirs and also kidnapped humans as pets. They can also be invisible to the eyes so no one would know or even find them.

The others are terrified to hear what story sprouted out of Yuu.

#twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst yuu #writing prompt #Malleus: we would never kidnap kids #Yuu*looks at Silver: No but...#sometimes you gotta put the boys in their place #and how you gonna do that?#you dominate them by telling all the tales your world have to offer #they gonna call Yuu weak???#yea check out the world where Yuu lived #all these gods and otherworldly beings and the humans triumphed #they get to tell the tales

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