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mpjz03 · 1 year
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this makes sense to me, idk if it will make sense to u
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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year
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BatFamily and Their Batman Ship:
Alfred - BatCat. Even though he disaproves Selina criminal life he enjoys her company enough it doesn't really matters. He thinks Selina and Bruce are perfect for each other.
Jim Gordon - BatCat and BruHarvey before discovering that Batman and Bruce were the same people he kindda just belived Catwoman was Batman's soulmate and Harvey was Bruce's tragic soulmate. Is more inclined towards Bruharvey because he thinks Bruce is the only one who can get Harvey's back and he and Harvey really bonded working together and he saw Harvey as an younger brother before Two-Face.
Dick - BatCat or SuperBat. He loves both Clark and Selina and both were basically parents for him in a way or another. He is very disapointed in Bruce for never acting on either of his two very obvious crushes. He is even more disapointed after Khoa breaks Bruce's heart.
Dick is an anti-GhostBat and Khoa will have to do a lot of work to prove his worth to Bruce's eldest child. He also disaproves of BruHarvey.
Barbara - BruHarvey or BatCat, just like Dick she grew whatching Selina sending Bruce the heart eyes and also respecting Selina as the ultimate girlboss. But while Dick was seeing Superman sending his dad love eyes, Barbara was seeing her uncles Harvey and Bruce weirdly pinning. And while Dick and Harvey never got along at all, Harvey was very close to the Gordon family as a whole and used to babysit Babs a lot.
Jason - Brutalia and WonderBat. He accepts some of Bruce's other love interests, but he doesn't like them. Talia means to Jason the same that Selina means to Dick, she is basically his mother and he adores her.
While Jason would support Wonderbat as well is important to add that he thinks Diana could and should do better. He thinks the same of Talia, but he also knows how much she likes Bruce and believes Bruce does act better when with her. He is starting to think BruHarvey is also not that awfull of an idea.
Cassandra - She saw most of Bruce's romantic phases with people and she has no fix idea. She just wants Bruce to be happy. If she had to choose one option would probably be Talia, but in parts is because she has a tiny crush on Talia.
Tim - None. Tim doesn't think anyone is good enough for Bruce. Or better put he thinks Bruce is too emocionally fragille for a relationship. Anyone who dates Bruce will have to deal with an overprotective Tim.
He specially distrusts Selina. The closest to a Bat ship he has is BatLatern cause Tim was the Robin during the time Bruce and Hal were having the weird "chair" friendship and it kindda reminded Drake of him and Kon. Still he is very anti Batman dating and will make a PowerPoint presentation of "things I'm going to do with you if you ever hurt Bruce."
Stephanie - Thinks Bruce is too much of a loser to date. Does ship BatCat. She likes Selina and like all Robins saw her and Bruce weird flirt, she thinks they match. She also supports Brutalia, mostly because Damian convinced her. She just really doesn't care. Will write trash fic about Batman and his Rogues. When Riddler was living at her home she would specially make fun of his crush on Bruce. But is more her being a little gremlim than anything else.
Damian - Brutalia. Duh. He wants his parents to be an item and he wants it now. Will do a parent trap if necessary. Sees good points in other ships, he actually gets along well with Selina and with Clark, but I mean, he is on his mother's side.
Duke - Coudn't care less. There is only one superhero love life he cares and it's Black Lightining and only because now that his mother is unjokerized she and Jefferson are actually kindda cute together. He loves Bruce but that man's love life is just too messy for him to have an opinion on. While not as protective as Tim, Duke is still very protectice of Bruce.
Bao - GhostBat. This child of divorce just wants to see his parents get back together and he will foght the other child of divorce (Damian) over it.
[I can't imagine neither Kate nor Helena even participating of such debate because both are really not intererested in Bruce's weird love life. I also have no idea what Harper, Cullen, Maps or Luke would think].
All members of the batfam hate BatJokes.
Disclaimer: there is very specific situations with different ships, for example I personally believe that Lego Dick does shipp BatJokes and Unburied Babs ships RiddleBat. But this are very specific versions of the characthers and not the general norm.
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audhd-nightwing · 1 month
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brutalia this, batcat that
WRONG the correct answer is brutalina
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vivianthepigeon · 6 months
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goth-pod · 3 months
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Goth-Pod Ep 8: BruceMan
Welcome back and buckle up! Host Juda Boone contemplates and conspires about the #1 ship of Gotham City: Bruce Wayne x Batman.
[goth-pod is a fictional, in-universe podcast based on the DC comics universe. Juda Boone is an original fictional character, not based on any real person or known comic book character.]
Transcript under the cut
Hello everyone and welcome back! This is Goth-Pod, your Gotham based podcast. Speaking to you today is your favorite undiagnosed host, Juda Boone.
In today’s episode we are going deeper into something I touched on in our special Gotham troubles episode. Something that has been heavily requested. Today, we are talking about the Gotham phenomenon of BruceMan. 
BruceMan is the real-person ship of Bruce Wayne and Batman. Gotham’s preserver of the day, and her watchdog of the night. 
Without saying too much on my own opinions of the ship, I do understand the appeal of soft, tender hands holding onto claws. 
Bruce Wayne is a rich man, yes, but he does not forget the things Gotham took from him. He doesn't brush off the tragedy that is his city and ignore it within the safety of his tower. 
He and his company put in the work everyday to try and make sure that when those tragedies strike, that people have the resources to keep themselves afloat.
And yes, I said when. Wayne recognizes that there isn't much he can do to stop it from striking. Unlike Batman, who is out every night to prevent. 
They balance each other like that. They both love the city, and have different places where they can help. I think that's where people get the idea that they could fall in love. 
The interactions of Batman rescuing the Prince of Gotham could be just that- interactions between a victim and a vigilante. The Bat saves a lot of people. 
But people see the opportunity for more. 
For the record: Wayne hasn’t commented on the Ship at any point through the years.
Can you imagine it, though? Locking eyes with someone who is so fundamentally different from you, yet you’re the same down to your core. You share a love for a City that is incapable of loving you back. But this person, or thing, in front of you, is an extension of that City. And if they can love you, then it’s an extension of that love. 
I’m getting poetic again, but it’s hard not to when you look at these two and how they parallel each other so well. Even without the romantic lens, it’s interesting to think of Gotham’s favorite son and her protective Bat. 
I spoke more on Bruce Wayne here because.. Not much is known about the Bat’s true motives. There are no interviews of our resident shadow to dissect on how he feels about Gotham or about Wayne. Even after years since his appearance, its speculation. And so is this ship. 
I enjoy it most when it's all in good fun. 
Thanks for joining in today. I’m Juda, you’re listening to Goth-Pod. Until next time, stay safe, Gotham.
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ohgoditshu3 · 3 months
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More Gothamites AU stuff and ships!! (With a little cameo from one the Rougues too who may or may not be added depends lol)
So first off is Sofia Falcone and the Ventriloquist AKA Arnold Wesker! I once saw a cute ship of them (but the Ventriloquist was a girl and they were a lesbian ship, if anyone can find it please show me cause it was so cute.) In my AU they got together eventually after their first meeting, where Sofia almost snapped Arnold like a pathetic twig lol. They soon married and combined gangs after Carmine Falcone’s retirement. Scarface and Carmine serve as sort of protective father figures, which gets wacky yknow?
As for Mr. Freeze, well there’s really only one love for him. He is completely emotionless when not near Nora, or thinking of her, pretty unhealthy tbh but in character. He’s basically like a machine, and the whole time of designing him I kept thinking of his line in the Arkham games; “Death is cold, Batman.” Though there is one small thing that helps him, Captain Cold. I designed him more as the complete opposite to Mr. Freeze, and really based him off of Snow Miser from The Year Without Santa Claus, so he’s way more jolly. I don’t ship them at all, but I think it’d be nice for Cold to teach Mr. Freeze to live again as close friends, very very slowly.
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mistakenlyfoundnico · 4 months
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I got in a small dispute (nothing serious, it was practically all for fun) about batman ships with a friend and i love making tumblr polls so this felt like a great way to potentially make a point or not i could be in the minority
There is a right answer /j
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karnival2 · 1 year
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Batjokes: “i love them” I say, horrified
Superbat: “i love them” I say, enamored
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softlyproblematic · 1 year
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Who ends up with Bruce Wayne should be the character that best challenges him to be better and stop living in the past/accept change.
What ship do you think best fits this?
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littlegasoline0976 · 11 months
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I really want Hattercrow to be canon somehow. Gotham already made Riddlebird canon but Gotham is over now. Why hasn’t DC comics made Hattercrow canon.
So I decided to ask you guys this. How would you react if hattercrow was canon?
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Can’t wait to see your reactions!
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averagejokerkinnie · 1 year
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I want to see..
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atalante241 · 1 year
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People that would traumatize a bathroom wall:
Bruce Wayne
Any of the people he’s dated
Any of the people that DC’s too afraid to make him date but he should date
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the-jokers-husband · 2 years
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should i rank popular batman ships, as in characters shipped with bruce wayne
i’m really only familiar with batjokes (my personal fave and the only one i consume and create content of), superbat, and uhmm whatever bruce/harley is, batquinn?? (my least favorite currently, do not ship it at all, but hey maybe there’s something worse out there)
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trans-edward-nygma · 1 year
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Question
(Brief miscarriage mention)
Does anyone actually ship Bruce Wayne/Barbara Gordon? (Other then the guy who made it canon in his universe)
What is the appeal?
Nothing about the relationship in almost all the universes is healthy
Bruce is at best 15 years her senior and she is normally barely in her 20's
Like in the original they start flirting while she is still in Collage and at worst she is not old enough to even buy a beer yet
Not only is Barbara the daughter of seemingly his best friend but she is often dating or has dated at least 1 of his sons.....
Hell there was even a now non-canon tie in comic to BTAS/BB where he impregnates her but she loses the baby because she is attacked and beaten by muggers
He is her mentor, basically her boss and one of the richest and most powerful men in Gotham City WHILE BEING BATMAN
The power is super imbalanced
Also I know that huge age gaps really do depend on what age they actually meet and start dating but in BTAS he straight up says he knew her as a child because he says during her first official ep that he last saw her 4 or so years earlier....
At worst he has known her since she was 15/16 if she went to Collage right after school at 19
But he did say that is was the LAST TIME he saw her so we can easily suspect that she was even younger when they actually first met.
Because it's technically not toxic or illigel in anyway I am not telling you not to ship it.
I am just confused on why anyone would because they never have chemistry and there are far too many red flags for me personally
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ashoss · 2 months
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patrol is fun :DD
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arttuff · 5 months
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i redrew an old anim i did of some guys taking a post-patrol nap
dickie is gonna get in trouble for wearing boots on the antique chaise lounge. no one tell alfred
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