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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Bruce and his batbrats

Edit: fanon Bruce

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Damian: *holding his dog over the pool* “sorry dog, anything to be Tik Tok famous”

Bruce: ”Damian! If you throw that dog in the pool you’ll go back to living with your mother!”

Damian: *putting the dog down* “lucky bastard.”

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Batfam as quotes from my life (with little to no context) pt 2

Bruce: “I was engaged 5 times by the time I was 19.”

Jason: “he’s probably snitching on you for talking to that boy”

Tim: *lets out the most blood curdling scream ever heard by human ears*

Tim: “name ONE nerdy thing about- I set the bar to low. NAME FIVE NERDY THINGS ABOUT ME”

Bruce to Damian: “what’s your middle name again?”

Cass walking into a room and turing to Dick: “don’t look like that.”

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Damian

The reason Damian is so obsessed about being the blood son is because he is really insecure about his place in the family. He of course slowly gets over it but it’s definitely a journey

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Batfam hc

Bruce’s children force him and Alfred to play video games with them, specifically horror ones. There is nothing funnier than two old men playing video games 💀

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Batdad hc

I’d like to think that Bruce calls his children at least 3 times a day (when they are on speaking terms) partially because he is paranoid and partially because he just wants to talk to them

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vivianthepigeon · 5 months

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Bruce: “This is what a father does. SACRIFICES for their children!”

Bruce: “My caramel candy…happy birthday”

*slowly hands Jason his candy*

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vivianthepigeon · 7 months

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Batfam love languages

Bruce: acts of service/gift giving

Dick: Quality time

Jason: acts of service/words of affirmation

Tim: quality time/words of affirmation

Damian: gift giving

Cass: physical touch/acts of service

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Tim hc

He was totally a fnaf kid, only he was deeply ashamed (still is)

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Batdad

I watched a Tik Tok the other day about how one day you’ll pick up ur child for the last time and I think Bruce would be emotionally destroyed hearing that for the first time, especially since most of his kids are older

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vivianthepigeon · 7 months

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Batdad hc

Bruce is incredibly sentimental, and like a borderline hoarder. He never throws away anything! Even little things like a little doodle that Dick made when he was like 10, or a worn out shirt that Jason hasn’t worn in 5 years

Every time spring cleaning comes along the Wayne kids try to convince him to get rid of SOMETHING but to no avail

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Batfam as quotes from my life (with little to no context)

Dick to Jason: “I need to lose trust in you”

Jason: “it’s not easy being POOR”

*Tim almost gets hit by a car*

Dick: “OMG ARE YOU OKAY??”

Tim: “no they missed”

Tim: “if that’s Jonah Hill I’m gonna freak out”

Dick: “We love you Damian”

Damian: “no.”

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vivianthepigeon · 5 months

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Damian totally has self insert OCs that he doesn’t let ANYONE know about, not even Jon

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Brad Wayne

Do y’all remember Brad Wayne? I can’t remember who made him but they are a creative genius! Brad Wayne is my all time FAVORITE fanon OC and people need to start talking about him again. I’m his #1 fan.

Brad Wayne is my Roman Empire

Edit: Someone reblogged and let me know they’re name is glumshoe

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Tim: *breathes*

Jason: “You make me sick.”

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