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goosesugar · 9 months
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One Thousand and One Nights: The Empress and the Cat Thief
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the cat thief played her cards right and was granted one night with the empress. her target is the rare set of jewellery adorning the empress’s body, but tonight she might encounter an even better surprise.
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shihoerusu · 1 year
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Why make them rivals when they could slay together?
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crybabylulu · 7 months
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Pt 23 this is correct and no I will not take criticism
Damian, Cassandra and Lucy: *raiding Jason’s closet and drawers*
Lucy: this is mine and this is mine *stealing his Wonder Woman hoodies*
Cassandra: *taking his over sized t-shirts*
Damian: *stealing sweatpants and hoodies that clearly don’t fit but he’ll grow into them*
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKERS DOING?!
Dick: LANGUAGE!
Damian, Cass and Lucy: *jumping out the window with their new clothes*
Jason: *runs to the window* I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!
Tim: *steals a hoodie off the floor then runs to his room*
*bonus*
Talia: honey why is your room a mess?
Selina: Jason get it together
Jason: THIS SHIT STORM HAPPENED BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDREN!
Talia and Selina: ohhh
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cowpokezuko · 1 month
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I am reclaiming and reversing the trend of hating on female characters cause they break up an m/m ship, I will now be hating on male characters because they break up an f/f ship.
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skeletonraven · 1 year
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they’re too good for bruce wayne
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audhd-nightwing · 1 month
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brutalia this, batcat that
WRONG the correct answer is brutalina
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angelltheninth · 3 months
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Let No Woman Steal Your Heart
Pairing: Selina Kyle x Talia al Ghul
Tags: fluff, developing relationship, flirty banter, past rivalry, kissing, resolved sexual tension, biting, fade to black
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Ao3
A/N: These two are criminally underrated. Ha! Get it?!
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People never knew when they were robbed by Catwoman until it was too late, and even then all they knew was that their possession was stolen. But the culprit was never caught. Now Selina had long since graduated from pick-pocketing unless it was from someone extremely wealthy.
She's robbed museums, stolen art pieces, diamonds, she's fought countless enemies, human and not, she was a crime boss and through all of that she still has her nine lives. Only been caught so many times in her life she's got a reputation, a well earned one. Such that she feels confidant about tonight's target.
This woman, they've met before, but not like Selina never stole from those she knew personally or intimately. At the end of the day a job was a job.
And Selina Kyle is damn good at her job.
Finding and sneaking into the lavish penthouse was surprisingly easy. What came next not so much. Her target was in the kitchen, and the reason why she was here was leaning against one of the chairs. A very prized sword with a big, shiny green emerald imbedded in the hilt.
Selina approached with caution, one hand on her whip, the other reaching for the targeted sword. She was crouching, her view momentarily cut off by the already positioned chairs.
"You're getting sloppy." Whispered a voice behind her before Selina felt a cold blade press against her shoulder.
"Am I? Or were you waiting for me?" Selina looked over and up shoulder to see Talia a Ghul looking down at her with indifference.
"You're probably the only thief that has the guts to rob me in my own home." Talia's blade pressed closer but it didn't stop Selina from standing up, her hands in the air, complete with shining, sharp claws that could take an eye out. Talia reached for the whip on Selina's hip. "Hands."
"Mmm, so kinky." The purr was very audible and it made Talia's grip loosen. "Now that you've caught me," Selina spun around and pressed her chest against the tip of the sword, "what do you plan on doing with me?"
Talia's frown deepened. Selina already failed, she didn't have to stick around. If she wanted to the Cat could have made a break for it. Well if she was thinking off playing cat and mouse with Talia then she will do the same. She dropped the sword and pushed her down onto the table with a loud thud.
"You're a clever one Selina. Such a shame to waste your talents on petty thieveries." Talia's hand played with zipper on the front, pulling it down just a little bit. Selina shivered against her and went right for a bite, "I didn't say you could bite me."
Selina hummed against Talia's shoulder and licked with slow, broad strokes of her tongue. "I don't remember asking. Or needing your permission."
The hot energy between them was sizzling. Neither wanted to give an inch to the other. Both were strong and neither wanted to relent, it was another battle between the two women. Only this one was being fought on their terms, because of their desires.
As much as they wanted to they couldn't deny the attraction to one another. It started because of Bruce, they met because of Bruce, they became both rivals and friends because of Bruce. But this right now? This had nothing to do with Bruce, this was all Talia and Selina.
Their flirtations had grown the more time they spent around each other. It was friendly jabs and banter at first. Then the compliments started, then heated looks, then the innuendos. The tension was simply too much to ignore. Only both were stubborn enough to try. Until tonight.
Looking back maybe that was the whole reason why this happened. The look Selina gave to Talia the other night when Talia announced she would be leaving Gotham for a while. She would be back, she always came back but Selina wanted to visit her. That shiny sword was a good excuse.
Talia wanted to see her too. She'd already said her goodbyes with Bruce and Damian. There was only Selina left, so she waited.
More of Selina's skin was exposed as Talia pulled the zipper down. She realized that compared to her, who was wearing a long, low cut dress, Selina was a bit too covered. "It's only polite to ask. But seeing as we're skipping the pleasantries tonight, I suppose I should respond in kind." Talia took Selina by the chin and pushed her mouth against her own.
Selina kissed a lot of people in her life, each had their own softness, firmness, sweetness, danger. Very few came close to Talia. She was not only skilled, her lips melting against Selina's almost too perfectly, but she realized that Talia could probably make her to anything she wanted if she kept kissing her.
"Ah, biting again. Is that a kink of yours? If so I'm interested in letting you indulge." Talia smirked as Selina's legs locked tight around her hips.
"Cats do bite when they mate." She licked her teeth, before inviting the assassin in for a deep kiss.
Biting was indeed one of Selina's kinks, and after how many bites she left on Talia that night it became one of her's too.
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Women 🍷
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softlyproblematic · 1 year
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Selina and Talia should be endgame
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spicy-apple-pie · 5 months
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STOP PITTING THE GIRLS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!
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goosesugar · 9 months
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it’s a wip i’ll add background and color the whole thing later!! just wanna reveal some cute talina (selina x talia) moment :) also bcuz some of you requested more talia so i was like why not ✌️
i love drawing women 💥
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shihoerusu · 4 months
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I hate love triangles、so, I rather it go the opposite way.
The meme “Por Qué No Los Dos?” (Why not both?)
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crybabylulu · 5 months
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Pt 31 this is correct and no I will not take criticism 18+ 18+ this has naughty sexual words in it be gone if you are a minor 🤣
Some guy from a magazine at a red carpet event: Selina! You look fabulous but there has been rumors going around that Batman doesn’t eat pussy can you confirm or deny?
Selina: I Selina Kyle aka Catwoman can say for sure that Batman does and is great at eating pussy
Talia: I can second that notion but I can not confirm nor deny if Batman is a switch
*bonus*
Bruce: *at the end of the carpet staring them down in horror*
*extra bonus*
Jason: he’s a fucking switch
The rest of the kids: oh for sure
*extra extra bonus*
Harley: *watching the red carpet interview* YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS IVY
Ivy: THEY DIDNT CONFIRM NOR DENY SO I OWE YOU NOTHING
Harley: SHES IMPLYING IT AND THEY SLEEP WITH HIM THEY KNOW
Ivy: *gives Harley a crumpled ripped up twenty dollar bill*
Harley: why is it ugly?
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ghostbsuter · 7 months
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Twins, minus the Demon (Part 1)
.・゜-: ✧ :-
When Damian and Danyal were created, it was not to become the League's successors, but to be the children for the trio to raise.
It didn't work, eveyrhting shattered when Ra's Al Ghul found out about the heirs.
Their Umi, Talia, went back to the League when the two were taken, Mother and Father none the wiser.
And so, they were trained carefully beneath the watchful eye of their grandfather.
Until they were 10.
Talia, Umi, revolved against the leader of the league and sent her boys to Gotham. She kickstarted a war with a battle cry, holding her sword up and chin never lowered.
Knowing Umi would be back, because she always did come back, they separated and planned.
Damian left with Father, Danyal with Mother.
Neither knew of the other, lest they ruin the suprise after all.
Like cats on a mission, truly.
Studying his self-proclaimed blood son, he noticed with sadness that he had Talias eyes, her tan, and walked just like her.
Yet he also reminded him of Selina, with the swiftness of a cat, eyes never straying and only satisfied when succeeded. He mildly notes he had her unruly curls with amusement.
He was a mix of demon and cat, but also with the spice of bat.
Stubborn like him, never backing down and always fighting.
He wonders why Talia left them, hiding a secret child along.
The spot for Robin was free, Tim having renamed himself with a new hero alias and finally flying from the nest.
Bruce should tell Selina, with his new Robin by his side.
While the man mourned, Selina had been enlightened when her eyes met his.
It was bittersweet in a way, to know the woman you loved had hidden a child from her and Bruce, but it also brought hope.
Because wherever talia was, this, this proves she didn't leave for nothing.
Selina sees the similarities between her and Danyal, he was quick-witted, let his emotions in the moment lead, and loves just as fierce as Talia does.
She also sees his hair curl just like her own, blue eyes that can only be from Bruce, lighter in shade than Talia is and with the matching paranoia of the bat included.
And she sent her son to her.
Their son.
Because she couldn't take care of him right now, something happened, and it forced her hand and focused on protecting the child first.
It meant one day, she would come back.
To her, to them.
She needs to introduce him to Bruce.
While Robin had his fair time as vigilante sidekick, Ragdoll robbed the rich and made sure to tease the other as much as possible.
It wasn't until they met, that the light was flipped and the truth revealed.
(For being such a old guy, Danyal really tips his head to Dick, the guy figured him out in a second, not far behind was Tim.)
(He really should have concealed his eyes, would have been more fun.)
They met on a rooftop, Catwoman leaning on a gargoyle as her little helper stood by her side.
(Catwoman wasn't fooled as easy, it took just a few longer glances that she'd figured out the switch.)
The bat's and birds on the other side, and soon enough, Batman gestures to his Robin, who steps forward.
Mirroring the bird, so did the cat.
"This is Robin." He introduces, and selina bites her laughter back, because–
That's her boy, or apparently, one of her boys.
"Ragdoll." She gives a fleeing smile, tilting her head to her apprentice.
"Okay, so, Nightwing, Red Robin and Black Bat immediately figured it out." Robin speaks up, two firm grips on his costume, and one tug has him dressed as his cat counterpart. He seems sheepish.
(Dick in particular is leaning forward with a wide grin, dragged behind him is Jason, interested but stubborn.)
"Tt," Ragdoll throws his own costume away, revealing Robin. "You need more practice. It took catwoman only 3 hours. I win."
The boy walks forward to his twins side, it seemed to amuse catwoman even more.
"Nuh uh! Technically speaking Batman didn't even know!"
Both pointedly look at the clad in black outfit wearing man, frozen stiff and looking between the two.
"Really, father?" Another 'tt' and Robin grumbles. "Fine, I'll take you to the stupid milkshake cafe."
Cheering, Ragdoll is throwing his arms around Robin's neck, dangling in front of his, the older twin having a secure grip on the black collar, lest Ragdoll fall.
"I get my milkshake!" Robin only seems more exasperated at his behaviour, shaking his head.
With delight and literally vibrating from his spot, Nightwing jumped at the two, staring between them with curiosity.
With his lead, so did the other birds and bats, teasing and playfully giving them head pats.
"Twins?" Batman's gruff voice breaks through the little gathering they have.
"Yes, father." The firstborn easily replies, the second only following behind. "Umi didn't want to overwhelm you and Catwoman when she sent us here. Don't be mad?"
"Now that we're talking about this, neither explained your circumstances nor why now?" She nears them with her cat like dance, slipping next to Batman and leaning into his side.
Both twins share a look.
"Umi was adamant that we'd meet and get along first before bringing in our situation." Robin explains, his voice is steady yet unsure in the way only a child with recent loss could sound.
"It's not that she didn't trust you," Ragdoll explains to Batman when the man looked like he wanted to interject. "Umi knew you'd help us regardless of our blood connection."
They share another look, one fiddles with his hands, the other having a steady grip on his hilt.
"This is no conversation for anyone to hear, we can't risk being found because we slacked off in security."
The twin wearing leather and cat ears snorts, mischief twinkling, and jumping forward to give Red Robin a pat on the chest.
A smile only a cat could wear takes over, and with joy he hollers. "Tag! Your it!"
Not even a second later, he was thrown over Robins shoulder and both skedaddled to the cave.
"Tt, truly experts, to freeze like that on a rooftop. Assassins could have easily killed all of you in that moment."
Robins tease echoes through the comm and causes them all to unfreeze.
With a huff of laughter, Red Hood pushed Nightwing to RR as sacrifice and bolted after the twins.
A yelp and Nightwing was swiftly tagged, RR disappearing with Spoiler in tow.
When he searches for a target, both Batman and Catwoman are already gone.
"Aw man."
In the end, Robin comfortably sits at the chair in front of the batcomputer, Ragdoll on the arm rest with his legs tossed out on the others lap.
"You guys are so slow!"
As the other mile around, Damian and Dnyal exchange hushed whispers, only drawn out when Batman urges them by clearing his throat.
"Okay, this won't be easy," Danny drawls the words, fumbling with Damians hair instead.
The other scowls but does nothing else. "First of all, Umi did not leave you willingly." He speaks loud and clear, mask off and staring at Bat and Cat.
"She never planned on leaving, but complications arose with our birth."
Smiling nervous, Danny takes over.
"You're familiar with our grandfather, yes?" At the nods, he grimaces. "When he heard he had potential heirs, he kidnapped us once born. Umi had to follow immediately, lest one of us dies because grandfather wasn't careful."
"She couldn't exactly flee either, with two toddlers, so what she could do, she did. It might not have been the best childhood, but umi did her best!"
While the children of the bat stay mostly silent, Bruce, without cowl, and Selina don't.
"Why now? Why did she send you two at 10?"
Damian drums his fingers on the others legs laid out on him, humming.
"On our 10th birthday, Grandfather gave us a rather... peculiar mission." He winces at the explanation, those words bring no truth of the situation to light.
"What akhi means, we're twins." Dnany holds up two fingers. "Two people, one destiny. Grandfather did not like that two remained, seeing as only one can become the next Demon head."
Someone took a sharp intake of air somewhere, he can't really focus, the memories are not pleasant ones he'd get reminded of.
"Umi didn't let it happen," Damian drawls, massaging Danyal's fingers with bored expression, the forced nonchalance doesn't fool anyone.
"She swung her sword and declared war on grandfather. It was the start of a civil war in the league, dangerous to us for we were still known as heirs."
Danny meets Selinas eyes. "Umi didn't just send us here because of the chance, it was also for protection. With groups joining the civil war for the throne, some might have the idea to kill off the heirs, us in this situation."
A wince and he starts blabbering. "Not that I'd like to die in the next few hours, or days, or weeks, or—"
"You're rambling, daynal."
"Sorry akhi."
With a wave of his hand, Batman nods at the rest of the bat's and birds, they leave to continue patrol.
Silence in the cave, only interrupted by drops of water and the clicks of the bat's above them.
"Thank you." Her voice is soft as she walks to them, heels clicking on the ground. Her gloved hands ruffle the ebony hair of the two and brings them into a hug.
"We will protect you, love you and wait for Umi to come back," Selina declares with careful words, nails running through thick curly hair.
Damian and Danyal can't argue otherwise, the other not as comfortable as his counterpart with the hug, but leaning in neverless.
This will be a journey, neither parents having had twins before and growing back closer with them.
(When talia left, Bruce and Selina grew apart. It brought tension they'd ignore in publics eye, vulnerable moments only for the other to see and so much mourning.)
(Talia is not back, but her children are. Their children. Wonderful twins that will stomp and smash the tension between them and bring back what Talia took.)
(They cannot wait for the day their third will rejoin them.)
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Lol Danny as Phantom trying to summon Jazz as a prank and accidentally summons one of the bats instead. Danny and the bat in question just stare at eachother for a second, eyes flicking between the other person and the obvious Lazarus green summoning circle.
The bat asks a question but before they can even finish Danny yells, "wrONG NUMBER" and breaks the summoning circle thus sending the bat back to wherever they were at the point of summoning.
Danny assumes he must have gotten something wrong and tries again and this time succeeds in summoning Jazz who is very disgruntled at his prank.
This goes on with Danny accidentally summoning various bats by accident and batcow one time while trying to summon cujo. It isn't until Nightwing gets sent back again that he mentions what was happening to him every so often to the others that they all realize they had been summoned multiple times. Batman is freaking out because all his kids??? Got summoned through some kinda magic circle??? And no one told him what was going on???
Bruce also wondered why he wasn't summoned but all the other bats were. The kid who kept summoning them didn't seem like a threat but it was all to suspicious and unnerving.
Danny was getting annoyed. Who were these people and why did they appear everytime he tried to use a spell thats supposed to summon siblings? Is he adopted or something? Mom and Dad never had the greatest relationship with him and his sister but this is something they would tell him, right?
Right?
Bonus: One time he uses the circle while he's in danger to summon his mom so she can beat up Vlad who's gone completely off the rails. He makes sure he's in his living form and looks all weak and small as possible.
This turned out to be a mistake as either Catwoman or Talia Al Ghul appears(writers choice). Danny is confused but mis bio mom recognized him immediately and Vlad gets obliterated. Depending on the choice Vlad is either Souped or Killed and Danny gets kidnapped regardless.
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soranatus · 8 months
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Demon + Bat + Cat By Symeona Kanellou
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