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archeronlochan · 10 months

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one of my favorite pieces of fanon is dick being the older brother that’s like “my siblings can do no wrong. they are angels”

just dick praying for a sibling, Bruce adopting 6 other chaos monsters, and dick being like “they’re perfect!”

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Jason: *unalives a trafficker*

Dick: “I’m so proud of you! Have a cookie”

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Tim: *hacks into the league and destroys almost everything*

Dick: “What a cutie! You’re doing so well”

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Cass: *does literally anything*

Dick: “how adorable!”

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Stephanie: *makes a man wish he was never born*

Dick: “you tell him baby!”

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Duke: *starts another gang*

Dick: “little cinnamon roll too good for this world”

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Damian: *threatens someone within an inch of their life*

Dick: “awwww look at my little babybat”

#batkids being batkids #batfam #dc comics #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cass cain #stephanie brown #dick grayson being blind to his siblings wrongs

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audhd-nightwing · 4 months

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dick grayson (5’10” with the body of a gymnast): this is my baby brother!

jason todd (6’3” brick wall of muscle): …hi

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cass wayne (5’5” with the body of a dancer): little brother!

jason (almost a whole foot taller than her): hiya cass

#proud member of the ‘cass is older than jason’ community #let dick and cass bond over being the eldest siblings #jason is their little baby brother okay #even if cass is only a few months older than him #dc comics #batsiblings #dick grayson #cassandra wayne #jason todd #cassandra cain #cass wayne #the batfamily #batfamily #batkids #dc #dcu #batman #batman comics

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sodamnbored · 1 month

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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melmov · 2 months

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Rescued

#nightwing #red hood #dick grayson #jason todd #they fight but they care when it matters #dick is a short king #Jason is a giant #you couldn’t knock him down if you hit him with a car #batkids #dick and jason #I have a soft spot for the always okay one not being okay

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superbat-love · 10 months

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Dick: Alright, guys! Post-mission inspection. You know the drill.

Groans and grumbles were heard but everyone dutifully lined up in a row.

Jason: Must we do this every night?

Bruce: We wouldn’t have to if you were all honest about your own injuries.

Clark: You’re not exactly the person who should be saying that, Bruce. You do the same thing.

Bruce: Do as I say, not as I do.

Clark flew down in front of them and used his eyes to carefully scan over each and every one of them.

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Clark: You should get that knife wound on your thigh treated. You can’t hide it from me by standing like that, Damian.

Damian: Tis nothing but a scratch, alien.

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Tim: My head has been hit tonight but I don’t have any concussion. Someone tried to stab me but his knife merely grazed my arm. Another guy punched my stomach but my armor absorbed most of the force from the blow. Based on these observations, I conclude that most of my injuries are superficial and therefore, there’s no cause for concern.

Clark: Hmm, your brain waves look normal. There’s some bruising on your stomach but luckily there’s no internal bleeding. You should really get that wound on your back bandaged though, Tim, you’re bleeding a lot.

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Clark: Your shoulder’s dislocated, Jason, and that wound seems to be inflamed.

Jason: Oh, this? [Snaps his shoulder back into place] Meh, I’ve had worse. I’ll just clean this with alcohol. [pours the beer that he’s drinking onto the wound, ignoring Bruce’s outraged gasp] Voila, good as new.

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Clark: All good, Dick. Clean bill of health!

Dick: Heh, no one’s fast enough to land a blow on me!

Jason: Check his head again, Superman. I think you may have missed something.

Damian: You wanna test that theory, Grayson?

Tim: The probability of that clean bill of health is decreasing as we speak.

Dick: Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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Bruce: That’s it, all of you report to the med bay. Now. Except Dick. His brain is fine, boys, so you can put your hands down.

Clark: Not so fast. I need to check on you too, Bruce. I can see your brain already calculating ways of escape.

Bruce: …Fine. Get on with it.

Clark:

Bruce: Clark?

Clark:

Bruce: Clark, are you done yet?

Clark: Beautiful

Cue the groans and sounds of retching in the batcave.

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim

Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!

Dick: No offense Timmy.

Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!

Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-

Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!

Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...

Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt

Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim

Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close

Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*

Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass

Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*

#dick really wants to bond with jason by shittalking people but jason refuses to let that happen #dick starts showing up wherever Jason is to start shit talking people with him so jason is just quiet until he looks over at dick and goes #'I cant wait to tell Tim about this' and dick is just like 'NO DONT SHIT TALK ABOUT ME TO TIM'#cause like half of shit talking other people with siblings is just shit talking about another family member #one time Dick walks in on Tim and Jason shit talking someone and it's like those scenes in soap operas where the person was just cheated on #dick just sees being the 'most brother-like brother' to his brothers as being the favorite and he really wants to be the favorite #but he is trying too hard so the others are just like nah its something that is just spontaneously formed you can't force it #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #batfam #bat family #stephanie brown

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nerdpoe · 9 months

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Soulmate marks are indicative of your soulmate's favorite thing.

And one of the batkids has absolutely none.

Sure, they've got freckles (an embarrassing amount, actually), scars, the occasional beauty mark; but no soulmark.

This means a few things; their soulmate doesn't exist, they haven't been born yet, or that they died before said batkid was born.

Seeing as Soulmates can be entirely platonic, even becoming family units later, not getting a soulmate until later in life is not unheard of.

So that batkid is waiting for their soulmate to be born, lowkey embarrassed that they're going to inevitably follow in Bruce's footsteps.

Until a chance encounter with a Soulmark specialist while they're in their civvies changes absolutely everything with one sentence.

"Oh wow, your soulmate must love stars to cover you up with the constellations of them."

#batman #dcu #any batkid #batkids #i normally post xover prompts but i feel like this one can go with no xover or any xover #so imma go ahead and use non xover tags #idk just thought it would be a cool thing #batkid preparing themselves for being a parental unit and find out no #ur soulmate won't need a parent but you don't actually have any freckles #I THOUGHT IT'D BE CUTE OKAY #DON'T JUDGE ME #story prompt

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 7 months

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Halloween prompts year 2 day 18

Danny raced through the ghost zone in a panic, how had he missed this? Appearently vlad had released Pariah Dark from his coffin again and got smeared into a paste. The mad king had then went into another dimension, hoping to conquer it and gain more power and skeleton soldiers only to be met in battle by a group of powerful warriors calling themselves the Justice League. Vlad had somehow survived the initial butt kicking and tried to use ghost tech to finally take the king down.

Unfortunately for him, pariah saw him coming in the reflection of a lady warriors blade and killed him.

Somehow the fight dragged on halfway across the US until they got to New Jersey where some billionaire guy was hosting one of his kids 18th birthday bash at his mansion. Pariah appearently crashed threw the roof, a hero dropped the weapon they had taken from Vlad and, in an effort to save his family, Brucie Wayne took the weapon and warned Pariah not to come any closer to his kids.

Pariah mocked him and raised his weapon to a young man with a white streak in his hair they was spayed across the floor in a daze.

Next thing anyone knew the King was dead.

Bruce Wayne had killed the previous king in single combat.

Bruce Wayne was the new Ghost King

Bruce Wayne was sitting on the throne in Pariahs keep looking very unsettled.

Crud. Danny needs to keep this guy and his kids safe doesn't he?

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #ghost king bruce wayne #i dont mean batman #i mean Brucie dumb as a sugar cube and twice as sweet Wayne #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #prompts #batman #tim drake #it was tims birthday btw #all the batkids are officially princes and princesses #danny is the mysterious ghost hero who keeps saving the waynes while theyre in the ghost zone #ghosts keep challanging Brucie to the throne but he keeps saying no which he actually CAN do #bruce didnt expect the device to kill the guy #or you can go with batman being a symbol and this having the no kill rule but Bruce Wayne has no such rule #especially if its for hia babys #and its Jason no less! his baby! that he already lost once before! not again! never again!

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redsray · 2 months

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if tim and jason were allowed to be a villain duo I think the world would burn at their feet and I need a bucket of popcorn and a front row seat.

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arabian-batboy · 10 months

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So anyways, I think Jason needs to adopt a rowdy doesn't-know-how-to-cope-with-his-emotions mini-me boy as a treat.

#he's gonna heal his daddy issues through his son #I was always on the team of Jason being the first Batkid to become a parent #jason todd

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zylev-blog · 3 months

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Something is haunting Bruce. It wouldn’t be so creepy if ghosts existed. After all, aliens, magicians and demons existed, why not ghosts? But no matter how hard Bruce looked in and out of the Batman suit, nothing he could find pointed to ghosts being real. But that didn’t stop the sinking feeling that something was haunting him.

He gets definitive proof that ghosts do in fact, exist when he’s out as Batman one night. The air around him gets cold—which is odd considering it’s summer—and the wind picks up. He turns on the heater in his suit and prepares for whatever is about to try and fight him. He subtly grabs a batarang and hoped that it would hurt it.

The being is tall and muscular with armor the shade of the blackness of space. The armor glitters like the nebulas of a star, and the cape that hangs off his shoulders blows in the wind. The cape looks like a black hole; all the surrounding light gets sucked into the cape, never to return. On the being’s head sat a crown made of solid ice that sparkled in the low-light setting. The being had snow-white hair and neon, Lazarus green eyes. The being was smiling at him, his teeth long and jagged.

He takes a step back as the being gets closer to him. His first instinct is to throw the batarang and punch his way out, but he was feeling almost suffocated by the power that the being gave off.

The being smiled and leaned into his ear. “I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

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archeronlochan · 11 months

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poor Jason for knowing exactly what Tim and Dick are capable of and absolutely no one believing him when he tries to point it out

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“Tim has literally blown up the League, he REGULARLY LIES TO BATMAN”

“Jason, please. Tim would never”

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“Jay we just don’t understand why you think Dick is ‘a menace to society’…”

“Have you met him?!!!”

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The only person who would have any idea is Babs and I firmly believe she elects to ignore it or, even more likely, finds immense joy in watching this play out

#dc comics #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batsiblings #batkids #tim and dick being absolutely feral #Jason Todd is so done

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 9 months

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Yes, yes, we all know Dick would do it, so out of these four…

#as adults mind you #I want to know what each of their versions of a brucie wayne would be #because I think it’d be hilarious #even if I have my doubts that they could pull it off #but that makes them potentially being successful even better #they all could be successful really #I think they would just all make it everyone’s problem #brucie wayne #himbo bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #polls #batkids #batfam

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cephalog0d · 1 year

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Someone shared this with other characters and I obviously had to do Batboys.

(As the eldest sibling with a very reckless younger sibling I am definitely Dick here, oops)

#dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #batkids #batbros #batboys #Batkids Being Batsibs #Art from the cover of Nightwing 96 fyi #batfam

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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I think the reason why I like Battinson so much is because I feel like this version of Bruce is the most likely to cry when it comes to like, anything, but especially his kids.

I always make jokes about how all it takes is for one mean comment from his kids for Bruce to start absolutely bawling, but I actually could see this happening with Battinson, but instead of crying when his kids bully him, he just cries when they do, well, anything.

Like this man looks like he's about to cry 24/7, so imagine him with 6 hyperactive, intelligent, sassy and adorable children?? He would not survive, they'd tear him apart, but especially with overwhelming love lmao

Everytime he signs adoption papers, he cries. Doesn't matter if he's done it a million times.

His kids want him to read them a bedtime story? He's holding back tears.

Kids want a hug? Totally not crying haha.

Seeing any of his kids with various accomplishments? Tears of pride, no matter how many achievements they reach.

Kid gently implies they'd like to be left alone? Bruce is immediately all "oh no they hate me I did something wrong what did i do do i apologize should i tell them i love them am i a bad parent-" He def has separation anxiety with all of his kids.

Basically anytime any of them call him "dad"? He's hiding in his study to cry out all the overflowing affection within him.

Like I genuinely feel like this Bruce would be the most emotionally vulnerable with his kids. Like he'd be SO soft with them. I bet he's always happy to do little things for/with them, like brushing their hair, eating breakfast with them, watching TV, playing with Legos, etc.

I could see him being the most attentive father, always being cautious and trying to make sure he's doing everything right as a parent. I need to see him cuddle his kids.

DC needs to let Battinson have a Robin because I know that man would drop anything for his children.

and dont get me started on how absolutely devastated this Bruce would be if one of his kids got hurt (and imagine how anguished he becomes after Jason's death)

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bruciemilf · 7 months

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Somebody tell me if this is a bad take, or if my love for Bruce is causing my objective brain to glitch, but-- something about advertising Batman, a hero who's very popular for being good with children, for being NURTURING with children, a bad father kinda defeats the whole purpose of what he's supposed to represent.

Batman is a protector; He protects people the world (and especially law enforcement) does not care about. That's literally the point of him.

Something about marketing " you can be incredibly violent to people you care about! And Its fine, because you care about them even if you abuse them, and that's what matters!" towards people, but especially men and young boys, is REALLY fucked up to me.

#it's not really 'wahhh think of the children' because the media you consume isn't a vessel of your character #but. gotham war is so incredibly shallow to me for pulling the 'no no its another personality bruce would never!' like. thats worse.#you get thats worse right?#because 1) dc loves demoninsing DID for some reason but it doesn’t add any substantial weight because bruce will be associated with #the actions of his 'alter' anyway. and dc knew that. 2) if you truly cannot write an interesting comic book where bruce is not abusive #and the batkids aren't being abused. you failed.#this isn't a reprouch or an attack to people who prefer that format. but the creator isn't doing it as genuine exploration of dark tropes #if that's the case -- dont cop out with the personality thing. let him be a bad dad. but its kinda fucked how dc STILL try to paint him #as a good person while doing so. its the collen hoover effect. 'we know the guy is an abuser. thats not the problem. the problem #is that the author wants us to pretend thats a good thing.'#bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #text post #dc critical

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