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xghostfaceboyx · 9 months

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Inspired by a post I saw on Pinterest and a PandaRedd video, I give you Jason and Damien being themselves

#batfam #jason todd #damian wayne #bat brothers #batman #dc robin #robin #red hood #batfam bonding #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #dc universe #dc comics #accurate #dc textpost #text post #incorrect dcu

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popthebop · 1 year

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you know that one batman comic where he plays like a FPS shooter game?

out of all the games I'd envision batman playing, I'd feel he be utterly opposed to first person shooters. since you know his parents died to a shooter, I feel like he’d totally play pokemon go tho.

because really who would expect batman of all people play a game where you catch little monsters, he totally got roped in one day by Tim or dick who heard of it from a friend and they just love it now. because they can play on their patrols if there’s nothing going on, on a walk, or anywhere! and it really appealed to them because they don’t need a PC or console or anything just their phones.

bruce was like “okay I’ll try.” because they didn’t have enough people to fight a raid, and bruce just loves it now. as a family when doing patrol they sometimes as a bond as a family playing the little monster game, they are never around for the events because they really only have time to play sometimes. but bruce eventually get the League in on the fun, after doing a whole background check.

in their free time (mostly Oliver) they trade and such idk, like 2 of them (Flash and superman) can go anywhere in the world in like less then 20mins. so they have all the region exclusives, and bruce is jealous because he never has anytime to go anywhere to play, so he just gives his pokemon go phone to clark (yes of course bruce has a phone specifically for pokemon because he’s paranoid, it only has pokemon go on it there’s nothing else.) and he pays for all the events and such, and clark goes and do’s them for him when he can’t.

and when the flash or superman can’t do the pokemon go events for him he goes to Jason and says “Jason you get the pick of the litter, please I beg can you go do the event for me.” he actually begs, he really wants the virtual monsters. he could hack but that defeats the purpose, so he just asks anyone he can.

he legit hired someone to go do pokemon events when he can’t go, the someone really likes being hired to play a video game they love. and they have loads of fun! they are good buddies at that point, when they get back from the event they plop down the phone and say “had a great time boss! nice to see you.” and bruce us just “thank you, so much.”

when the press finds out that Bruce Wayne billionaire like Pokemon go the whole of Gotham goes into a second Pokemon go mania, and niantic releases a special event to commemorate batman and the robins (and batman and girl and red-hood.) and there’s just a bunch! of zubats and woobats and noibats in batman, robin, batgirl, batwoman, and red-hood costumes. joker is like “maybe I do want to play this game after all.” and also joins in on the fun, because I do feel like he’d do that.

idk that's all I have.

BYEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee........

Hope you have a wonderful day!

#dc batman #funky batman #batman: Bruce Wayne murderer?#batman au #batman #batman fanfiction #batman prompt #batman and the batfam #batfam shenanigans #batfam #batfam bonding #pokemon go #pokemon go community day #pokemon

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ditzybat · 1 month

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jason: what’s your darkest secret?

tim: i wrote the most kudos’d superbat fanfic on ao3

damian: i was his beta reader

jason: first you steal my costume, now you steal my spot as most kudos’d fic?!

#bruce: at least they haven’t maimed eachother - this is good bonding right?#dick: uh sure - whatever the voices tell you B #dc #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #clark kent #red hood #robin #red robin #batman #superman #superbat #batfam

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vcendent · 8 months

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capes for are losers > capes are for losers

yes i could fix it, no i will not. the sa sa le le energy stays

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somecallmekay · 1 year

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Dick is an acrobat, which means that, compared to the rest of the bats, he's one of the lighter ones. Additionally, since he was a trapeze artist, plus his years as Robin, this means he can always, ALWAYS, stick the landing. Jason, on the other hand, is the resident tank build, which means he's the heaviest with the most strength in the arms, rivalling that of Batman himself easily. With that in mind, I present my thesis. If Nightwing is annoying Red Hood, especially in front of Commissioner Gordon, Red Hood just throws Nightwing off of the building. While on the surface it seems cold hearted of Jason, he actually knows and trusts Dicks enough to know he'll be fine, and Dick could scurry away before Jason could grab him, but chooses not to. It's a way the brothers bond. Additionally, Jason sometimes does it around the manor, but only through open windows, because Alfred doesn't appreciate needing to replace them every week.

#Jason Todd #Red Hood #headcanon #batfam #batfamily #Jason Peter Todd #dick grayson #richard grayson #Nightwing #dc comcis #brothers #bonding #family #wayne manor

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samthechaotic · 1 month

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Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

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heylosers06 · 7 days

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From the poll Duke and Damian hanging out…kinda but vroom vroom motorcycles

I tried a newish hairstyle for Duke but it’s literally just his locks not tied up. 😭

And a silly doodle

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heroesriseandfall · 9 months

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Tim saying that Haly’s Circus was his first memory means that Dick really has been his hero for as long as Tim can remember…Tim literally does not remember his life before Dick Grayson entered it…

#HELLO???? assigned big brother by 3-4 year old whose first memory is you……I’m unwell #tim drake #dick grayson #batbros #batfam #bonds: I knew it was you #it’s very younger sibling of tim despite only *officially* becoming dick’s sibling at age 17 #heroesriseandfall

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bloopy-writes · 2 months

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Headcanon that Dicks apartment is the ultimate sibling meeting spot and each of his siblings have left their own mark in it:

Jason has shelves specifically filled with his novels for the nights he sleeps over and wants something to read

Duke has a bunch of rare collectible items that he stores cuz he trusts dick to keep them safe and thinks they make the place look homey

Tim has a big bulletin board that he puts his photography on and updates it occasionally

Cass has magnets from each country she visited on her trips

Steph has a bunch of random items that are all in the shade of Spoiler Purple in every room

Damian has his artwork hung up in every room as well as a collection of swords secretly stashed somewhere in the apartment

#and when Dick died #Jason kept paying rent on the apartment #so that they could keep the memories of their sibling bond alive and keep their safe space #bloopy’s headcanons #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #tim drake #damian wayne #dc comics #batman #batfam

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 3 months

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My take on stalker!Tim:

Robin!Jason gets distracted during a patrol and doesn’t meet up with Batman, who panics is mildly concerned. Jason doesn’t want to reveal the real reason he got distracted (could be something he was working on for Bruce or just him being a cute baby nerd) so he makes something up the spot. A kid! He saw a kid. It was definitely child shaped. And. Uh. Photography! That’s right, he saw a kid taking photos and made sure he got home safe.

Batman: Photography?

Robin!Jason: Yeah, uh, nighttime photography.

Batman: At midnight?

Robin: I mean, it’s not a school night.

Batman: What were they taking pictures of?

Robin, panicking and going to the first thing he can think of ch just so happens to be last Sunday when Dick called Bruce an emotionally repressed furry: Uh, wildlife?

Bruce is skeptical but honestly he’s seen weirder things even tonight so as long as the kid got home safe…

Jason proceeds to use this same excuse a few more times.

Batman: Don’t tell me, it was the kid again.

Robin!Jason: You just missed him.

Batman, who isn’t feeling strong parental feelings at all: Hrn.

Okay so then fast forward a few years. Jason is on his little murder training gap year and Tim has shown up to the manor trying to fix the disaster that is currently Bruce Batman Wayne. Dick, trying to bond with the kid now that it’s apparent he’s not going anywhere, asks what Tim’s interests are.

Tim: Well, I like photography, and…

Dick, putting two and two together and getting forty-seven: Ohmygosh you’re the kid.

Tim: The what now?

Dick: The kid with the wildlife photography.

Tim, thinking about that one competition he entered a year ago: Uh, I guess?

Dick thinks that’s how Tim figured out all their identities. He thinks he has it all figured out. He does not. Bruce now thinks he has it figured out too. He does not. Tim is unaware there was something to be figured out. Jason is off learning the finer points of poisoning or something idk.

So skip forward some more and Jason is back, minus some murder attempts or whatever because this is crack, and Dick is now trying to get his two brothers comfortable with each other. It is not working. Finally, Dick remembers they’ve definitely met before.

Dick: So, do you remember meeting Tim before?

Jason, whose memory resembles Swiss cheese but is fairly certain he never met Tim before now: Uh…

Dick: He’s the kid! The one with the wildlife photography!

Jason, suddenly remembering the excuse he used several times as Robin: The what now?

Tim, knowing full well that Jason was very dead at the time he submitted anything in a wildlife category: The what now?

Jason pulls Tim into a hall closet to interrogate him about this.

Tim: There’s like five rooms right here that no one has stepped in in a month. Why are we in a closet?

Jason: What, exactly, did Dick mean by you were the one with the wildlife photography, because I’m pretty sure that was just an excuse I made up but now I don’t know.

They figure it out. They also agree to just let that belief be. Jason doesn’t want to admit he made that all up. Tim doesn’t want to admit he thought Dick had gone to his art competition thing before they even officially met. Tim also doesn’t want to explain how he actually figured out their identities because this sounds way cooler. So they decide to just roll with it.

Damian shows up and tries to hunt down Tim’s early photos of Batman. Tim and Jason get really into making it look like he just keeps missing it. Barbara knew about all of this the entire time but no one asked her so she didn’t bother to fill them in.

Everyone else that joins the family after that point and hears the story of Jason and Tim supposedly meeting while Jason was Robin has the exact same response: “Oh, ‘cause Batman’s a furry. Right.”

#and that’s how jason and tim bonded through misunderstandings and calling batman a furry #something dick unknowingly started #bruce is so done #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #batman #batfam #batkids #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

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tiffycat · 1 year

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This is their definition of 'brotherly bonding'

#damian wayne #tim drake #robin #red robin #batfam #dc #dc comics #this is how me and my sister bond #also this is based off a tiktok audio #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim

Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!

Dick: No offense Timmy.

Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!

Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-

Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!

Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...

Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt

Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim

Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close

Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*

Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass

Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*

#dick really wants to bond with jason by shittalking people but jason refuses to let that happen #dick starts showing up wherever Jason is to start shit talking people with him so jason is just quiet until he looks over at dick and goes #'I cant wait to tell Tim about this' and dick is just like 'NO DONT SHIT TALK ABOUT ME TO TIM'#cause like half of shit talking other people with siblings is just shit talking about another family member #one time Dick walks in on Tim and Jason shit talking someone and it's like those scenes in soap operas where the person was just cheated on #dick just sees being the 'most brother-like brother' to his brothers as being the favorite and he really wants to be the favorite #but he is trying too hard so the others are just like nah its something that is just spontaneously formed you can't force it #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #batfam #bat family #stephanie brown

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not-another-robin · 1 year

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Get in loser we're going to the farmers market

#grandpa grandson bonding time is very important to me #narsposting #dc comics #batman #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily

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ditzybat · 29 days

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damian, covered in dirt digging a ditch: have you ever buried a body?

tim holding a corpse: maybe, i don't actually remember what we did with santa's body

damian: santa? like the myth?

tim: oh yeah, i watched santa die, with young justice - didn't i mention it?

#shh theyre bonding #dc #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #red robin #batfam #batbros #young justice

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year

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Danny thinks he's done a wonderful job all things considered. His city is safe, no one has died yet, no major injuries, Vlad had screwed off after Danny beat him within an inch of his afterlife (Danny learned that Vlad was a revenant abusing dirty ectoplasm for powers-not a halfa), ect.

Most of his rogues gallery also stopped bothering him once it became clear he was having trouble keeping his increased power in check and was trying hard not to hurt them. Unfortunately there was one who refused to leave him alone. A warrior princess was demanding his hand in marriage as she needed to be married by the summer solstice of next year or the throne would be passed down to her younger sister, who was already married.

It didn't matter how many times he said no, she kept coming back and challenging him for his hand. Each time she came back stronger and with new tactics and weapons to try. He was starting to fear she might actually win one day. That day might be sooner rather than later as her latest scheme was cutting it close.

Deciding that 1. Amity didn't need him anymore if he closed the portals 2. He was probably going to have to leave anyway if he loses and 3. He didn't have a future in this world as Fenton anymore he leads her on a wild goose chase back into the GZ and causes the portals to collapse in on themselves. The princess laughs, thinking he had given up. But no.

Danny put a curse on himself to turn him into a bat for the next year or so, a full month longer than the princess had left to find a spouse. She screams. Appearently she had a phobia of bats, who knew? Anyway he was left alone to fly through the Infinite Realms and find a new home.

He found a new world easily thanks to the natural portals of the IR and crossed though. Immediately being pelted on all sides by freezing cold rain was not what he expected but its what he got as he flew over a sign that proclaimed the city beneath him was called Gotham. The little glowing white bat flew through the night for hours before seeing a fruit bowl laying innocently on a kitchen counter through a window. Whats more it was in some giant manor so the occupants probably wouldn't mind if he ate an orange or two.

Right?

Needless to say a kid around the age of 11 or twelve walked in on him clutching an apple like his life depended on it while furiously munching. The kid looked...excited? He started going on about names and what he would need to care for him. Danny wasn't really listening, he didn't realize how hungry he had been until he started eating. He waited until the kid had looked away to turn himself and his apple invisible. This bothered the kid who looked suspicious but went to look for "the bat" anyway.

Later, while Danny was taking a shower in the kitchen sink to wash off the remains of his meal (I headcanon that Danny is a bit of a neat-freak) some other guy walked in holding an empty coffee mug and wearing eyebags that would put a raccoon to shame. They just stared at eachother for a solid few seconds before Danny started squeeking in rage and covering himself with the washcloth he was using to scrub himself clean. It looked like something out of a cartoon. Tim thought he was hallucinating but why would he hallucinate a glowing white bat with hearts all around it (that part isn't real) taking a shower in the kitchen sink. Was his subconscious trying to tell him something??

The next victim person to spot him was Duke who just stood in his doorway as this glowing white bat rolled an orange down the hallway. He decided this was a problem for the night crew and went to tell them.

Alfred saw a small shock of white fur and heard squeeking. His first thought was 'rat' and he didn't even hesitate. Danny dodged 3 bullets and got the hell out of the kitchen.

The batfam are debating on whether this was a shifter or an meta animal that was experimented on.

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citizen-of-the-fandom · 1 year

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the thing about fanfiction is that it can take the basic premise of 'bruce struggles with being a normal father and damian struggles with being a normal son' and make it funny instead of tragic:

damian: father, I have selected a motion picture for us to view together as a "bonding" activity

damian, internally: hell yeah I am going to get a good grade in being a son, something both normal to want and possible to achieve

bruce: what an excellent choice, son.

bruce, internally: hell yeah I am going to get a good grade in being a father, something both normal to want and possible to achieve

#batfam #damian wayne #bruce wayne #don't get me wrong it can get pretty tragic too #but the comics have that covered so.#awkward family bonding time it is

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