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loobs-ki · 2 years
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sasuke: i'm sad sakura, holding out her arms for a hug: it’s going to be okay :) naruto: i'm also sad gaara, nodding: mood
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write-it-motherfuckers · 10 months
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Person A: "Are we even allowed to be in here?"
Person B: "I don't know, I stopped caring about their bullshit rules after they repaid my loyalty and devotion by framing me for their own misdeeds."
Person A: "...What if someone recognises you?"
Person B: "Recognise me? Ha! I was nothing but a faceless tool to them, I might as well have been part of the wallpaper! Honestly, I could probably walk right up to them and introduce myself with my former name and those fools still wouldn't realise it was me."
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puppetmaster13u · 5 months
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Mini Prompt
Bruce, concerned: Where are you going?
Baby Tim: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Jason, very proud: Have fun!
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yourfavoritehorseman · 6 months
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Bruce announces he's bringing home later in the evening. Dick sighs and immediately sets about helping Alfred with the date night to-do list: securing the family jewels, making sure there's nothing incriminating lying about to report to the papers, and placing extra security around the secret entrances to the Batcave.
When they arrive back at the manor, his date seems really charming and sweet. This only furthers Dick's suspension. Considering Bruce's track record, there has to be something amiss about them, right? He's proud to see Bruce dating, but he also decides to find out everything he can about this person before there are any surprises.
Shockingly, he doesn't find anything. No former ties to an assassination organization or criminal records. Hell, he doesn't find so much as a spot on their driving record.
"They're good. Unfortunately, I'm better," he whispers to no one in particular, still tapping away at the Batcomputer.
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milflewis · 1 year
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lance/nando + Seb
“We’re soulmates,” Lance says, leaning back in his chair, arms stretched up behind his head, grinning. Fernando places his hands flat on the table, palms down, and exhales heavily.
Sebastian looks at Fernando, and then at Lance, and back at Fernando, eyeing his tense shoulders. Lewis is still sitting in his chair, head between his knees, trying to breathe around his laughter. “What did he do to that old man, Seb?”
“Oh my god, Lewis,” Sebastian says, voice flat and solemn, every word precise, eyes serious. “He fucked that old man.”
Lewis makes a dying sound as Fernando picks up his chair, throwing it at Sebastian’s smiling face. The back of Fernando’s brain lights up as Lance laughs, Fernando’s fingers tingling with it.
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kibasniper111 · 3 months
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ill write little ficlet requests on valentines day like i did on my main for last year’s halloween! they’ll be around 750-1250 words and will go in a oneshot collection. just shoot me a pairing, and, if you want, a prompt! these are open now!
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mickgaydolenz · 2 years
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I’m sure you know I run the incorrect quotes blog. I’d love to see you draw out one of the posts, doesn’t matter if it’s mine or someone else’s, whichever one you like! It would be very funnie :)
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i felt a visceral kinship with this one
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lucitumb1r · 5 months
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First bird gets the worm
Second mouse gets the cheese
No canary leaves the mine
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nemmet · 1 year
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bttf bingo christmas card prompt 1: gift 🎁
“can i get you anything..?”
“no, marty, you’ve already given me everything i need…”
(am i really going with a friendship is the true gift message? yes, yes i am. happy holidays to these besties.)
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"This is Icoplex. It's a chemical that bonds with water and gradually decreases the temperature. Can you imagine what it would do to the human body? I can. I've never seen it done, but I imagine it's painful."
"Please, I'll tell you anything--"
"Oh, honey. This isn't about that."
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Person A, when Person B picks up the phone: [bitterly] I’d say I want to scream but I’m too tired.
Person B: Why?
Person A: This woman is crazy!
Person B: Oh, right, your mother.
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loobs-ki · 2 years
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sai: why are your tongues purple? sakura: we had slushies. i got a red one sasuke: i had blue sai: sai: nice naruto: wait, you drank each other's slushies??
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write-it-motherfuckers · 11 months
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Person A: “HEAR NOW FOUL FEIND! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!”
Person B: “....Nah.”
Person A: “Wh-... But you’re a Demon! You have to fight me!”
Person B: “Don’t wanna.”
Person A: “Why the fudge not?!”
Person B: “...fudge???...whatever.... It’s just too fucking sunny and gross today ok? Can’t you just go and be noisy somewhere else? I’m sure some lower class demon will be willing to keep you occupied for a while.”
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one of my friends and i were talking about life and where we would be in a few years and it made me a lil bit sad
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izzy-b-hands · 6 months
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I. I think I have a decent finished draft for the first day of the upcoming Our Flag fan event with those drag based prompts that's coming up later in the month but. Oh. I made myself sad for Izzy in the process 🥺
#text post#it's sad in like. a bittersweet way#Izzy's had Ed break up with him again along with Stede (they're a package deal and a package break up too)#and it's implied he's been doing shows for a bit now with John and the rest of the crew at Jackie's in this modern au version of things#and inviting them every time but the two of them often don't show or are late#the day one prompt is roses so i had it be that the show theme is flowers with izzy set to sing la vie en rose BUT#after stede and ed show they aren't paying attention/really caring abt the show or making it to it#he switches his song to Roses by Adam Lambert (read the lyrics and you'll see why i chose it)#and has Archie and Jim help him rig up one of those fake vomit kits you can hide in your sleeve and control with a button#because he's also adding the hanahaki trope to the performance to essentially force himself to vomit out his feelings#abt ed and stede and their lack of care onstage. the 'vomit' is just rose water and crushed v tiny rose petal fragments#and he performs beautifully and the crowd Gets It even if they don't obviously know all the details#and then as he staggers backstage in that post dramatic performance haze#he sees a huge arrangement of roses left on his spot in the dressing area that are clearly so expensive as to be from ed and stede#implying that even after they promised again really this time to make it#they didn't. and all that he got was roses. to quote the song lol#i desperately want to publish it now but i think i should wait until the day of the prompt even if they allow early publishing#It could probably use another edit first anyway that i can do in the meantime but. yeah.#went in to write something fun and Oops All Sad instead 😭
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sasanka-27 · 10 months
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What im working on right now
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