sasuke: i'm sad
sakura, holding out her arms for a hug: it’s going to be okay :)
naruto: i'm also sad
gaara, nodding: mood
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Person A: "Are we even allowed to be in here?"
Person B: "I don't know, I stopped caring about their bullshit rules after they repaid my loyalty and devotion by framing me for their own misdeeds."
Person A: "...What if someone recognises you?"
Person B: "Recognise me? Ha! I was nothing but a faceless tool to them, I might as well have been part of the wallpaper! Honestly, I could probably walk right up to them and introduce myself with my former name and those fools still wouldn't realise it was me."
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Mini Prompt
Bruce, concerned: Where are you going?
Baby Tim: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Jason, very proud: Have fun!
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Bruce announces he's bringing home later in the evening. Dick sighs and immediately sets about helping Alfred with the date night to-do list: securing the family jewels, making sure there's nothing incriminating lying about to report to the papers, and placing extra security around the secret entrances to the Batcave.
When they arrive back at the manor, his date seems really charming and sweet. This only furthers Dick's suspension. Considering Bruce's track record, there has to be something amiss about them, right? He's proud to see Bruce dating, but he also decides to find out everything he can about this person before there are any surprises.
Shockingly, he doesn't find anything. No former ties to an assassination organization or criminal records. Hell, he doesn't find so much as a spot on their driving record.
"They're good. Unfortunately, I'm better," he whispers to no one in particular, still tapping away at the Batcomputer.
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lance/nando + Seb
“We’re soulmates,” Lance says, leaning back in his chair, arms stretched up behind his head, grinning. Fernando places his hands flat on the table, palms down, and exhales heavily.
Sebastian looks at Fernando, and then at Lance, and back at Fernando, eyeing his tense shoulders. Lewis is still sitting in his chair, head between his knees, trying to breathe around his laughter. “What did he do to that old man, Seb?”
“Oh my god, Lewis,” Sebastian says, voice flat and solemn, every word precise, eyes serious. “He fucked that old man.”
Lewis makes a dying sound as Fernando picks up his chair, throwing it at Sebastian’s smiling face. The back of Fernando’s brain lights up as Lance laughs, Fernando’s fingers tingling with it.
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ill write little ficlet requests on valentines day like i did on my main for last year’s halloween! they’ll be around 750-1250 words and will go in a oneshot collection. just shoot me a pairing, and, if you want, a prompt! these are open now!
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I’m sure you know I run the incorrect quotes blog. I’d love to see you draw out one of the posts, doesn’t matter if it’s mine or someone else’s, whichever one you like! It would be very funnie :)
i felt a visceral kinship with this one
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First bird gets the worm
Second mouse gets the cheese
No canary leaves the mine
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bttf bingo christmas card prompt 1: gift 🎁
“can i get you anything..?”
“no, marty, you’ve already given me everything i need…”
(am i really going with a friendship is the true gift message? yes, yes i am. happy holidays to these besties.)
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"This is Icoplex. It's a chemical that bonds with water and gradually decreases the temperature. Can you imagine what it would do to the human body? I can. I've never seen it done, but I imagine it's painful."
"Please, I'll tell you anything--"
"Oh, honey. This isn't about that."
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Person A, when Person B picks up the phone: [bitterly] I’d say I want to scream but I’m too tired.
Person B: Why?
Person A: This woman is crazy!
Person B: Oh, right, your mother.
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sai: why are your tongues purple?
sakura: we had slushies. i got a red one
sasuke: i had blue
sai:
sai: nice
naruto: wait, you drank each other's slushies??
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Person A: “HEAR NOW FOUL FEIND! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!”
Person B: “....Nah.”
Person A: “Wh-... But you’re a Demon! You have to fight me!”
Person B: “Don’t wanna.”
Person A: “Why the fudge not?!”
Person B: “...fudge???...whatever.... It’s just too fucking sunny and gross today ok? Can’t you just go and be noisy somewhere else? I’m sure some lower class demon will be willing to keep you occupied for a while.”
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one of my friends and i were talking about life and where we would be in a few years and it made me a lil bit sad
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I. I think I have a decent finished draft for the first day of the upcoming Our Flag fan event with those drag based prompts that's coming up later in the month but. Oh. I made myself sad for Izzy in the process 🥺
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What im working on right now
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