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forumjutsu · 2 months

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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

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wifeofkakashihatake · 1 year

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Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Naruto: Um...Neat. *later* Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me? Naruto: Didn't you thank her? Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

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becauseimboredincorrectquotes · 2 years

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sasuke: Kakashi-sensei is late again.

sakura: how’s that possible? i called him at 8 o’clock this morning pretending it was 11.

sasuke: i printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon like we usually do.

naruto: i set his alarm clock to say PM instead of AM.

sai: i think you guys may have overdone it.

kakashi: *bursts through the door* WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

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bakakakashi · 1 year

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kakashi: ok so you wanna run that through me again?

naruto: oh yeah, so like. meiosis. the mother cell splits into two identical daughter- or son cells!

kakashi:

kakashi: son cells?

naruto: well yeah sensei. I don't wanna discriminate or anything.

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thelastnamikaze · 11 months

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- I don't wanna know so I'mma let it fade.

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loobs-ki · 2 years

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sai: why are your tongues purple? sakura: we had slushies. i got a red one sasuke: i had blue sai: sai: nice naruto: wait, you drank each other's slushies??

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radiantblog-sasusaku · 2 years

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Team 7 go out to eat together

Warning: incorrect quotes

Naruto: I still can't believe that I'm the first in our group to have a child. I always thought that Kakashi, the old man, would be the first. Kakashi: But you are my children!

S,S,N: .... Sakura: No, thank you. I have parents. Naruto: I think I'd rather stay an orphan. Sasuke: I have parents too. Kakashi: but they're dead! Sasuke: Better dead parents than having you as our father. Kakashi: …. Rude...

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jasdrabbles · 2 years

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Sasuke: sometimes I want to go bungee jumping and hope the rope snaps.

Iruka, concerned: we have thera-

Kakashi: lmao same

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incorrectitachi · 2 years

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Naruto, holding up a python: I got a snake, what do I name it?

Sakura: YOU GOT A WHAT-???

Sasuke: William Snakeshpere

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skykashi · 1 year

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forumjutsu · 8 months

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Kakashi: What's wrong?

Sasuke: Sakura's drunk.

Naruto: What?! I love drunk-Sakura! She's like regular-Sakura but way more fun!

Sakura, on the top off a table: Who wants to see me cut my arm off and solder it back?!

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wifeofkakashihatake · 11 months

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Kakashi: Sasuke, why are you angrily sharpening your sword at 3 in the morning? Sasuke: Sakura wants me to go to therapy. Kakashi: She has a point- Sasuke: Yeah, because it's my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill. Kakashi: Follow up question. What are you planning on doing with the freshly sharpened sword? Sasuke, already at the door: I saw someone talk shit about Sakura on the internet, so I traced their location. Fill in the blanks.

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becauseimboredincorrectquotes · 1 year

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naruto: and that’s how i found out Sakura is a healer now, of all things.

sasuke: she’s what?

naruto: a healer, i know, shocking-

[later]

naruto, visiting sasuke in the hospital: Sasuke, please tell me you didn’t fuck up the mission just so you could see Healer Sakura.

sasuke: i didn’t fuck up the mission so i could see Healer Sakura.

naruto: you specifically requested her.

sasuke: