* Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura tied together while Kakashi & Y/N Sensei are separated fighting off enemies *
Naruto shouting over his shoulder: “Did you save us yet, Y/N Sensei?!”
Y/N Sensei: “Not yet, Naruto!”
Naruto: “How about now, Y/N?!”
Y/N Sensei, exasperated: “No! I’m trying to do it!”
Naruto: “How much progress have you made?!”
*Sasuke and Sakura start hushing Naruto*
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Yamato : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Kakashi : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Naruto : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Sai : My will to live, I haven't seen this in years.
Sakura : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Sasuke : Mental stability, my old friend!
Yamato : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Y/N: -wakeless and sleepy-" ugh, I couldn't sleep"
Kakashi: "hmm, people say that if you can't sleep it's because someone is thinking about you"
Y/N: "why would someone think of me at 3 in the morning?"
Neji: -sweating nervously as he drinks his tea-
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kakashi: you have to apologize to naruto
sasuke: fine.
sasuke: 'unfuck you' or whatever.
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naruto: i feel the entire worlds weight on my shoulders
sakura: i feel like im not good enough for anything
sai: i literally don’t know who i am
sasuke: i keep losing everyone i love
kakashi:
kakashi: damn okay, so does anyone want a coloring book or…?
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Sakura: Where's Sai?
Sasuke: Don't worry I'll find him
Sasuke, shouting: Naruto sucks!
Sai, distantly: Naruto is the best people ever! Fuck you!
Sasuke: Found him
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Naruto: How did you trick Kakashi-sensei into doing everything you say?
Guy: I didn't.
Sasuke: Then why does he do all those ridiculous things that you propose?
Guy: 'cause he loves me. I am his rival.
Sakura: Because he loves you? WHY?
Guy: *Big smile* Because I love him!
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Team 7 go out to eat together
Warning: incorrect quotes
Naruto: I still can't believe that I'm the first in our group to have a child. I always thought that Kakashi, the old man, would be the first.
Kakashi: But you are my children!
S,S,N: ....
Sakura: No, thank you. I have parents.
Naruto: I think I'd rather stay an orphan.
Sasuke: I have parents too.
Kakashi: but they're dead!
Sasuke: Better dead parents than having you as our father.
Kakashi: …. Rude...
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Sakura: We have to be logical about this.
Kakashi: Careful and calculated.
Sai: No sudden moves.
Yamamoto: A smart plan.
Naruto: RASENGAN.
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Team 7 in an argument -
Sakura: Your privileges are revoked!
Sasuke: You can't revoke our privileges
Sakura:Your privileges are rescinded!
Naruto and Sasuke: *stare at each other confused. Naruto pulls out his phone.*
Naruto: Define rescinded.
Sasuke and Naruto: *reads the definition.*
Naruto and Sasuke: THEY'RE NOT YOURS TO RECSEND!
Sakura: *screams back to establish dominance*
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Incorrect Naruto Quotes
Naruto: What are your goals?
Sasuke: To pet all the dogs.
Naruto: No, fitness goals.
Sasuke: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Y/N: “This is going really good.”
Kakashi: “Yeah? Check back with me in fourteen and a half minutes.”
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Sakura: "I heard someone got into a fight with a cat"
Y/N: "Who would fight with a cat?"
Sasuke: -scratched and bruised- "well, maybe that cat was being an idiot"
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kakashi: why are your tongues purple?
sasuke: we had slushies. I had a blue one.
naruto: I had a red one.
kakashi: oh
kakashi:
kakashi: OH
sakura:
sakura: you drank each other's slushies?
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Sakura: what do you think of Sasuke?
*pause*
Naruto, dreaming sigh: Nice pal.
Sai: I think he's gay.
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