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queen-of-weird-girl-nation · 3 months

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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?

Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants

Nico: we literally dragged him here?????

#Jason is crocheting in the corner #Boy hasn’t had a rest like ever #So this is nice #jason grace #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo incorrect quotes #riordanverse #my child <3 #jason grace my child #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo fandom #rick riordan #I’m bad at incorrect quotes

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justaz · 3 months

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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 3 months

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Remember that one time Merlin called Arthur a toad then said magic was outlawed so he’d never turn into a handsome prince?

What if he kept doing that casually, as his way of showing Arthur magic can be useful.

For example:

Arthur: do you ever wish there was a way to start fires without needing to gather firewood?

Merlin: there is. Your father outlawed it.

Arthur: there must’ve been a reason. Fire can be dangerous if it gets out of control.

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And he tries to defend it, but it doesn’t hold up and over time Arthur starts just making sarcastic comments instead of actual defenses

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Arthur: torches are so inconvenient. We need a better way to make light that can keep hands free for swords or other weapons.

Merlin: Magic, but it’s illegal so you’re stuck with carrying a torch.

Arthur: last time I needed light because you were dying it wasn’t evil.

Merlin: well, it’s unfortunate that you don’t know how to use magic then, sire.

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Until he just can’t defend it

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Arthur: six weeks?! I can’t miss six weeks of training for a broken foot! Is there some way to speed it up? Or just… fix it now?

Gaius: I don’t think-

Merlin: yes.

Gaius, who knows Merlin’s plan: *sigh*

Arthur: Thank god. Do it then.

Merlin: No. It’ll land us all on the pyre and I’m quite fond of, y’know, breathing, so suck it up.

Arthur: why is that kind of magic illegal? Surely healing isn’t evil.

Gaius: what you ask is treason, sire. Please be cautious.

Arthur: …

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Merlin: who knows? Maybe all the bandits will decide to magically take a day off so you can go hunting without being hunted.

A few hours later, being chased through the woods by bandits:

Arthur: non magic sucks!

Merlin: yep. You can always repeal the ban once you’re king!

Arthur: huh… you know, I think I will.

Merlin: great, pardon my treason then. *magically knocks out the bandits and summons their horses and Arthur’s weapons back*

Arthur: THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Merlin: yep.

Arthur: …

Arthur: I can’t believe that worked.

Merlin: me neither, to be honest, sire.

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Then they both laugh about it and Arthur repeals the ban, magic is free, Morgana is never evil, Agravaine doesn’t exist, and Mordred comes back to Camelot and gets therapy.

#bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #merlin #merthur #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #i’m bad at tagging #gaius merlin

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cod-dump · 6 months

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Graves: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching 141’s captain speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

Graves: Can’t do that with Chimera’s head, though. The more I talk the more he wants to destroy me in bed. And I’m down

Makarov, who’s holding him captive: I’m starting to think just shooting you will be more productive than talking

#makarov: i think kidnapping him was a bad idea #graves: i’m about to make you believe that #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #phillip graves #vladimir makarov #incorrect quotes #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

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that-bitch-kat3 · 14 days

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lily: honestly it’s a miracle they gave you a license at all

sirius: what do you mean? i’m an excellent driver.

lily: let’s put it this way, everytime you get on that bike i say a prayer

remus: you’re not religious

lily: i am aware. that’s how bad of a driver sirius is. i pray to a god i do not believe in every time he is on the road

sirius: fuck off

lily: no genuinely i think we need to have an alert that goes out every time the key turns in that ignition. it just warns everyone that sirius is about to be on the road. just so that everyone is on edge.

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emmedoesntdomath · 8 months

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percy, staring at himself covered in bruises in the mirror: someone once taught me that bruises are just the way god shows you that you need more color in your life

leo:

leo: someone once taught me that bruises are how you know you’re being a little bitch

#see this is funny #I’m proud of this one #percy jackson #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #riordanverse #riordan universe #leo vladez #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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knox-knocks · 8 months

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Neil: my stomach feels funny. I think I’m gonna be sick

Andrew: :/

Neil: ouaghh…

Andrew, who just kissed him: are these butterflies, or

#poor andrew #he’s probably like damn I didn’t think it was that bad #and neil’s over here groaning and crutching his stomach #give him a second neil’s never kissed anyone he actually likes before #this is such a stupid incorrect quotes thing I’m sorry gishfjs #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg #tfc

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zaptrapp · 25 days

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Hunter: “But when you want to hit a precise target from 10 clicks… Crosshair’s your man. May a lightning struck me if I’m wrong.”

Months later, on Pabu, Hunter:

#this was way funnier in my head I’m sorry #this is my way to cope OK?#star wars #the bad batch #tbb spoilers #the clone wars #the bad batch spoilers #tbb #sergeant hunter #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb incorrect quotes

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 10 days

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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.

Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.

Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.

Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.

Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.

#THIS IS SATIRE #SATIRE #okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously #I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner #monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao #I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil #and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books #from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this #and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way #and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe #anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #andrew minyard #neil josten #andrew joseph minyard #the sunshine court #aftg thoughts #aftg reread #aftg shitpost #tfc shitpost #incorrect tfc #tfc textpost #aftg andreil

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here-comes-the-moose · 12 days

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The Bad Batch As Random Photos I Found From Sex And The City (Based On Vibes I Get From Them)

Omega and Crosshair

Echo

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Hunter after selling Echo

Wrecker and Crosshair

Crosshair

The Batch

#listen #we always talk about the batch being the penguins of Madagascar or the ninja turtles #but have we considered another iconic group of four???#bad batch as different things #I’m going to make this a series just you wait #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb omega #tbb incorrect quotes #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #bad batch as sex and the city

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 years

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Peter: *quietly gazing out of a window*

Pepper: Is he okay?

Tony: He may just be thinking about life.

Pepper: But what if he’s sad?

Tony: Maybe he’s planning what to do tomorrow.

Peter: *has the Wii music playing on loop in his head*

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giggly-squiggily · 2 months

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Shinobu: Is this for ghost?

Giyu: It’s a thermometer, it’s for anything. *watches her put it against his head* What am I?

Shinobu: !!!!!!

Giyu: Whoa no, what’s wrong?

Shinobu: 🫢!!!!!

Giyu: Wait, what did it say? You’re making me nervous!

Shinobu: It says you’re GAY!

#incorrect quotes #demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer #I’m offline today whoooooooo ~~~~( = 3 = )~~~~~~#nothing bad I’m just feeling like binging anime recharging banana #here’s a quote :P #also this idea belongs to Myreygn she’s the queen of incorrect quotes 💖#source: Kallmackrisqueen and Celinaspookyboo on TikTok #art #fanart #I added a lazy doodle cause why not anznannsns #squiggily draws things #shinobu kocho #giyuu tomioka

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 1 month

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Merlin: I have a bad feeling about this.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Merlin: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Arthur: No?

Merlin: … That actually explains so much.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #i’m bad at tagging #merlin bbc #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin x arthur

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autumn-opossum · 17 days

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Dr. Hemlock @ CX-2 before sending him off to find Omega: Start breakin bricks, wet nips. blblblblpbplp

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Dr. Hemlock while interrogating Crosshair about finding Omega: YOU’LL CALL HEEERRR

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Omega: Where’s Nala Se?

Dr. Hemlock: We just stepped out of the shower, she’ll be here in a minute

Omega: I just wanted to ask her some- wait did you just say ‘we’?

Dr. Hemlock: hmm?

Omega: Did you just say ‘we just stepped out of the shower’?

Dr. Hemlock: ……………. I said ‘she’.

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Dr. Hemlock @ Tarkin after the 12th time he complained about funding: *stab* THAT’S WHAT YOU GET WILHUFF! YOU GET FORK STABBED!

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*Omega wearing her usual clothes but with a clone helmet as a disguise*

Dr. Hemlock: Who’s this guy?

*Omega takes off the Helmet*

Dr. Hemlock: OMEGAAAA

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Dr. Hemlock with his crew of clones standing around Hunter and Wrecker: Scorch, stab somebody!

Scorch, running out from behind Hemlock, screaming: *stabs Hemlock in the arm with a vibroblade*

Dr. Hemlock: *shrill screams*

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Dr. Hemlock walking out after the summit: Later bitches

(^ Alternatively: Dr. Hemlock after escaping with his life at the end of season 3)

#i’m manifesting it he’ll survive #decided to change it to nala se #bc i thought it’d be funnier #the divorced couple are having some returning feelings now that they’re reunited #incorrect quotes #iasip #liam mcpoyle #dr hemlock #royce hemlock #crosshair #emerie karr #omega #wilhuff tarkin #commander scorch #tbb #the bad batch #star wars #jimmi simpson

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skyward-floored · 2 years

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Linked universe incorrect quotes (assorted) pt. 3

pt. 2

#linkeduniverse #in which Hyrule does not appear sorry bud #linked universe #linked universe memes #linked universe incorrect quotes #lu memes #memes from the floor #I am in a BAD mood #so I’m posting incorrect quotes to avoid ranting about it #dad jokes Time strikes again #warriors knows what women want #and Legend and two are salt mates #*twilight #that last one is my favorite but really I love how all these turned out

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idkwhatimdoingbutslay · 1 year

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Tired of homophobic antagonist Cassandra in CaitVi fics. Like yeah maybe she was awfully classist and elitist and a total butthole about it but she liked gay people

PLUS, I’d like to believe in a modern setting Cass would be the politician who would defend the queers until her dying breath. She might’ve not been the greatest mom but she loved her kid and the fact that she loved girls ✋🏾

#shout out to that one incorrect quote post where Cass is completely fine with Cait being gay she just needed her bloodline to continue #I’m so sad that Cassie is dead like I wanted her to bond with Vi SO BAD UGH #Her and Cait didn’t get to heal 😭#caitvi #slay on the run #silly slays #piltover’s finest #Piltover’s gayest #Vicait #violyn #arcane #accidentally posted this instead of drafting so this is what you guys get #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn arcane #caitlyn #cassandra kiramman

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