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that-bitch-kat3 · 13 days
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lily: honestly it’s a miracle they gave you a license at all
sirius: what do you mean? i’m an excellent driver.
lily: let’s put it this way, everytime you get on that bike i say a prayer
remus: you’re not religious
lily: i am aware. that’s how bad of a driver sirius is. i pray to a god i do not believe in every time he is on the road
sirius: fuck off
lily: no genuinely i think we need to have an alert that goes out every time the key turns in that ignition. it just warns everyone that sirius is about to be on the road. just so that everyone is on edge.
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James and Sirius can’t open child locks or those child safety kids on medication
You would think Remus or Peter being presumed as more responsible could do it but you would be wrong Remus famously spent half an hour screaming at a muggle pain killer bottle because it wouldn’t open even with magic
Lily had to step in
She’s the only one in Gryffindor who is given the task of opening any and all challenging things be it a can, a jar, or any number of child proof products she’s the one
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jameskinniesrise · 13 days
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Lily: Severus Snape, you have the right to remain
Sirius: A fucking loser, hah!
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ashes-to-ashesxx · 3 months
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lily would absolutely adore regulus for being unapologetically a bitch
lily: if regulus knows hes a bitch and is open about being a bitch im fine with him being a bitch it's that simple
sirius: lily, he literally teleported me into the black lake for FUN.
lily: oh that wasn't for fun you're just that irritating
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hrlx23 · 5 months
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Conversations I’ve had with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. Idek maybe 36
(Talking about James)
Gray = Lily
Blue = Sirius
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binvibin · 1 month
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nah give me kim possible lily and ron stopable sirius
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shipsgaysfordays · 11 months
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if wolfstar ever did get married, sirius would appoint lily as the flower girl because they would totally think that’s funny
lily would find it a bit annoying but would do it anyways (alongside her best woman duties for remus)
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nereidaa · 7 months
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i believe in lily and sirius being besties and insulting james together (with love ofc)
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vomits0cutely · 6 days
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Sirius: where are you going Prongs?
James: to the aquarium.
Sirius: ..why?
James: because I’m an adult! And I can do what I want??
Lily: he saw a photo of a teddy seal and now he needs one.
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risetherivermoon · 11 months
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when lily found out about the marauders animagus' she started seeing padfoot more frequently and she'd always pet his head whenever saying goodbye and she started doing that when he's sirius too, and sirius just loves the headpats
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thenilofernoorulain · 2 years
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Lily: It smells like blood in here
Sirius: *suspicious* How do you know what blood smells like?
Lily: Because I've been bleeding out of my fucking vagina for a whole week every month since I was 13
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vlouette · 3 months
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okay just hear me out Sirius and Lily would be the best of friends they'd bond over having a complicated relationship with their siblings. Lily would always encourage Sirius to try and fix his relationship with Regulus because she couldn't fix her own relationship with her sister and she didn't want Sirius to suffer the same fate as her.
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jaylienpotter · 8 months
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Suggested by @lyra-the-constellation | 334 words
Siblingships
"Oi, Black!" Sirius looked away from the fireplace, locking eyes with a red head. 
"Hey, Evans." Lily jumped on the sofa next to where he sat and leaned in. 
"James filled me in. Why didn't you tell me you ran away?" Sirius had honestly forgotten to tell her. His mind had been quite busy since his escape. Getting used to living with the Potters, his strange meeting with his uncle, worrying about his brother… He didn't exactly feel like talking about it. It pained him whenever he remembered he abandoned Reggie. Instead of answering he just shrugged. 
"What does this mean for you and Regulus?" Would it be rude to get up and leave? "Are you okay?" 
"Look, Evans. I don't want to talk about him. It's over between us, I left him by himself there. So can we just… change the subject?" 
"You can't just give up like that, Sirius… Just because you're not with him at home doesn't mean you can't be there for him." She wasn't completely wrong. But the Blacks were proud. Reg wouldn't want his brother's help after being abandoned. 
"Leave it, Lily…" She sighed and then silence settled. Both their gazes fixed on the flames. 
"You know… I wish I could talk to Petunia. Even if we have different lives and views. I wish she hadn't cut me out like that. We might have our differences and fights but… I miss her." Gray eyes looked into green ones, a sense of solidarity and understanding between both. "I know it's not the same but… Regulus surely misses you too. Don't give up on the relationship. Talk to him, while you can. While the wall hasn't been fully built yet."
"I hate it when you're right." She chuckled and lifted her head. 
"I'm always right. - Oh God! I sound like Potter! I'm spending way too much time with him!" She rolled her eyes at Sirius's suggestive smirk and pushed him gently. "Shut up and go fix things with your brother."
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maladaptivewriting · 8 months
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lily & remus friendship? boring, overplayed
lily & sirius friendship? hot, sexy, tiddies bounce when i walk
lily & peter friendship????? soft, sweet, angsty as fuck
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poppletonink · 1 year
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My Sirius and Lily Headcanons
In a modern AU both of them would be swifties (Sirius' ringtone would be Bejeweled and Lily's would be The Man).
Both of them love ABBA and for Sirius' 17th birthday Lily bought him a record of the album Arrival, purely to play Dancing Queen on repeat.
They have massive prank wars, just between the two of them.
They bonded over having familial issues (they became friends after Sirius found Lily crying over a letter from Petunia, and they talked for hours about their families). As a result, they are practically each other's therapists.
Lily taught Sirius how to braid his hair.
Lily knew about Sirius' crush on Remus before any one else, including James.
Everyone thinks that they hate each other, because they call each other mean names whenever they aren't alone.
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solemilyswear · 1 year
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Lily and Sirius: my sibling hates me because I’m an outcast
no, your sibling “hates” you because you left
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