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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months
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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?
Ned: Ten
Peter: Ten what?
Ned: Nine
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mamaspidershit · 1 month
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[Peter to Natasha]
Peter: I am very small.
Peter: And I have no money.
Peter: So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
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Danny: I’m pretty sure most of my ribs are dislocated, but it’s okay since they don’t hurt that bad.
Luke: WHAT-
Danny: Ooh! If all of my ribs were dislocated, would they still be considered dislocated? Since they’re all like still aligned with each other.
Luke: Yeah you need to see a doctor.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Buford climbing the Christmas tree to put the Star on top: I did it!
Buford, realizing he can’t get down without the tree falling over: Shit
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minimarvelh · 1 month
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thank you for being so kind 🫶 do you have any blog recs for irondad content?
Thank you for asking!! Yes!!! @irondadfics here you can find any irondad fic you want😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹I am literally in love with this blog!!
@irondadmadlads so many cute prompts!!! obsessed !! Also they write incredible irondad fics🥹❤️‍🩹
@fotibrit LOVE IT
@incorrectpeterparker, @incorrectmarvelquote, @spooderboyandtincan (they wrote a lot of amazing fics, i really recommend all of them!!)
@underoooos as far as I know they don’t active right now, but they have so many funny irondad content!!
@irondadtexts two years ago I was literally obsessed with this blog. They don’t active now but their content really worth to read!!
@marvel-lous-guy, @yes-i-am-happyaspie, @irondad-defensesquad LOVE THEM ALL
@not-me-underc0ver brilliant prompts!!
@spidergrotto, @idk-bruh-20, @spicler-man 🥹❤️‍🩹
@mamaspidershit I know it’s not irondad, but here is Nat and Peter and a lot of fluff content so I thought I might add it
If anyone wants to recommend other blogs feel free to do it❤️❤️❤️❤️
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underoooos · 3 years
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Tony : Peter! Time to wake up!
Peter: I'm not asleep. I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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topknott · 3 years
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Tony: Hey Peter, I found the blue prints to an unfinished project my dad made, wanna help remake it?
Peter: Sure! It says there's a "secret ingredient" though
Tony: Oh that's just hate
Peter: Isn't it usually love?
Tony: Yea but my dad had issues
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magicalgear · 2 years
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Peter:Do you think I really can do this?
Stephen:...Yes?
Peter*slowly lights the cooker*:Ohh...
Stephen: ???
( @officialpeter-parker,@stephenstrange-md-phd)
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incorrectmarvels · 3 years
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Peter: Trick or YEET?
Steve: Yeet?
Peter: *takes Steve’s shield and throws it*
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madame-ree · 3 years
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Peter: tony...
Tony, instantly worried: what Peter what???
Peter: I...
Peter: I...
Peter: I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS!!
Tony:
Tony: ITS NOVEMBER
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incorrectgwenstacy · 4 years
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Gwen: Are you emotionally okay?
Peter B: Thank you so much for asking! Um, no.
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Peter: On Halloween, we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.
Tony: I worry about you.
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mamaspidershit · 29 days
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Peter: I would take a bullet for garlic bread.
Natasha: who the fuck would shoot garlic bread.
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just-things-things · 3 years
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🌻send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going (no pressure)🌻
I love this game, spreading positivity is the best way to communicate with humans :))
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Peter, softly: Pain, pain, go away, don't come back another day...
Steve: ...are you alright there, kid?
Bucky, leaving the kitchen with a pint of ice cream: We're not.
Peter and Bucky, practically stabbing the ice cream in complete siynchrony: Pain, pain, go away...
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underoooos · 3 years
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[Sitting by the fireplace]
MJ : So. This is romantic.
Peter: Your crocs are melting
MJ :
Tony, upstairs listening through the baby monitor: *banging his head on the table* Oh Jesus take the wheel
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