Peter, climbing the Christmas tree to put the star on top: I did it!
Peter, realizing he can’t get down without the tree falling over: Shit.
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Tony: I regret getting you a blender for Christmas.
Peter, drinking a waffle: Why?
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Tony: I hope I get run over.
Peter: Aw, come on, it’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Tony, sighing: Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.
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remembering i have this platform (still have drafts lol) and seeing my old instagram editing account and just feeling nostalgic rn hope you all are well
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absolutely loved across the spiderverse🥺
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my family and i really played marvel cards against humanity for christmas😭
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Peter: Trick or YEET?
Steve: Yeet?
Peter: *takes Steve’s shield and throws it*
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Peter, in his Spidey suit: Guys, we’re out of candy.
Tony: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.
Peter: Yeah, I know, but one little kid told me they loved me so I just gave them everything.
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Peter: If you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Shuri: Happy Halloween I can’t wait to see some snoteleks
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MJ: Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what as?
Peter: I’m stapling my fingers together.
MJ:
Peter: And to answer your question: no I’m not.
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Peter: *quietly gazing out of a window*
Pepper: Is he okay?
Tony: He may just be thinking about life.
Pepper: But what if he’s sad?
Tony: Maybe he’s planning what to do tomorrow.
Peter: *has the Wii music playing on loop in his head*
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