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#✮⋆˙anon{jack rabbit}
radio-isnot-dead · 3 months
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Welp, here they are. The Hazbin Hotel.
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Naturally they've got a few nerves about it all considering the company. Overlord, Princess of Hell. Kind of a big deal. Taking a breathe they give the radio demon a wave.
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"I finally made it Alastor!" They don't have much on their person. A backpack and the clothes on their back really.
"Ah, so you're actually here!"
Alastor stepped aside to let the newcomer in.
"It's a pleasure to finally be meeting you face-to-face!"
(bro get ready for one heck of a ride cuz alastor ain't that much of a green flag!)
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In order, red, purple, and blue! How did you do that holy shit. -🍀
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“I’m just
super cool
like that, what can I say?”
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May I please request headcanons for Bruce, Damian, Dick, Jason, and Tim With an s/o who is a cat lover? <3 🐈💗🎀 ( When you can or have time :3 )
Omg of course anon ♥️
Tim
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He grew up with a dog and cat for years until his parents died and the animals were given away
He knew right after meeting you how much of a big animal lover you were after you found a cat and despite some of the team being cautious mostly because some of them had never seen a cat up close or knew what they were until others explained it to them
Slowly with time the orange cat you found became the team pet and you all named him Alfredo and he was everyone's furry friend always going around for pets and sounding like he talked to everyone
Not too long after the two of you started dating you had thought about getting a pet to help not only with your depression but for both yours and tim's anxiety but you waited for awhile and soon you both got a white cat you named milkshake from her love of ice cream
The two of you would lay on the floor or one of your beds reading or watching tv petting her while she purrs gently making biscuits on the blanket or one of you feeling the quiet bliss
Dick
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He was a natural animal lover for as long as he can remember trying to bring home every stray he found and take care of them even when bruce found out and reluctantly let him have the animal or keep it for a few days before taking it to the local no kill shelter
He immediately fell in love with both your cats Buttermilk and Cookie who you had for years since you were 12 cookie being given to you as a Christmas present from your grandparents and buttermilk from your older sister on your birthday
The two of you both found strays and would take them to the shelter after nursing them back to health or give them to friends or your family members
He soon surprised you with a small kitten he found that the two of you named Kagome from your love of japanese animes
Jason
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He always had a soft spot for animals having his own dog Ace who always helped him with life and his own mental state after all he went through
He also developed a bond with your calico kitten named Mitten who always liked to sleep on your chest or belly under the covers and soon she started sleeping in jay's hoodie sleeves and beside his neck
The next thing you knew that sometimes you would get pictures from Dick or Tim with him holding a stray cat or asleep on a roof with a kitten in his jack making you smile saving every picture
Damian
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He had quite a bit of pets growing up and still had some of them including his dog Titus who he had ever since being under Bruce's care and training
He immediately had a bond with your orange cat Pancake and was always petting or holding the cat or even sharing abit of his food with him whenever you weren't looking
After awhile of the two of you being together and moving in to a house you surprised him with a new cat you got from the shelter that he ended up naming Iris due to one eye being brown and the other being yellow
And both of the cats got along well even sleeping on your pillows when the two of you were asleep one sleeping beside you and the other beside him
Bruce
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He liked animals he just never really had any growing up he can say that he only had 3 pets throughout his life all of them when he was younger
The first one being a hamster his parents got him for his birthday that he had two years before they died,the second one was from Alfred a couple of months after his parents died and that one was a rabbit that helped him quite a bit,and the last one was when he was a teenager that used to be his friend's pet but couldn't care for it anymore and the last one was a rat
You decided as a surprise for his birthday even though you had only been together for 4 months to get him a cat that you thought would help him
When he saw the fluffy brown cat in your lap he was confused but over the next while he soon was holding the cat and even named it brownie
Soon the cat was stuck to him from sleeping next to him,rubbing his leg in the batcave,or even just playing with his cape which made you giggle
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yuurei20 · 3 months
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Hi Yuurei!!
Same anon asking about stipends -
We're going down a whole rabbit hole with this one!
My friend asked if there's anything about Crowley Actually being stingy in game, or if that's actually something the fans came up with.
We could only think about chapter 2 Crowley saying he didnt promise to pay for living expenses, but that was to get MC and Grim to do what he wanted.
Otherwise, while not as generous as he humorously claims, I can't really think of much where he's genuinely "nickle and diming" things
Do you know of anything?
Hello hello!! I am so sorry for the delay, I can finally answer this question! (for the curious, anon's initial questions about stipends is here!)
There have been multiple examples of Crowley taking advantage of opportunities for financial gain, but there may be more going on than it seems!
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Crowley allows Azul to run Mostro Lounge on school properly in exchange for Azul returning the powers he stole from students in his first year, and for contributing 10% of the lounge's proceeds to NRC. (Jack: "Wait, so you're gettin' something from it?!")
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In Book 4, Crowley himself insinuates that he allowed Kalim to be appointed Housewarden of Scarabia in exchange for generous support from Kalim's family that help with the costs of providing education. In Book 5 Jamil says that he suspects the opportunity to get "generous Asim family donations" is the only reason that Kalim was sent a letter of acceptance at all.
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In Book 6, Crowley explains how he could not refuse the Shroud family's request that Ortho be formally enrolled as a student after they paid to repair the buildings destroyed by STYX, as well as making "substantial contributions toward expanding the school's facilities."
When the Firelit Sky team leaves for the fireworks event in Jamil and Kalim's hometown, Crowley says that he will graciously accept whatever souvenirs Kalim brings back. Trey comments, "I knew there was no way he'd let us do this for free."
When the students leave for the Glorious Masquerade event Crowley sees them off with, "Don't worry about getting any gifts for me. As a side note, I prefer treats with subtler flavors rather than overpowering ones."
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During Halloween we learn that the souvenirs provided to campus visitors are "just little bags of candy that cost less than a thaumark each in total" and Crowley insists, "it's all about the sentiment!"
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But for all these examples of Crowley seemingly being very interested in money, there are just as many where he is not as stingy as he could be: visitors to school during Halloween tour the campus free of charge, and Crowley gives away multiple VDC tickets so that the members of NRC Tribe can invite friends and family, despite how they are "hot commodities" that he could presumably sell.
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He also buys Sam's entire stock of goods for seducing Eliza during the Phantom Bride event (including tuxedos for the remaining suitors), fairy dust for the Fairy Gala event and club equipment for the winning teams of Vargas Camp.
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Costs pertaining to expenses such as setup and food supplies are all charged to the school during Port Fest, with half of profits donated to the restoration of Craneport.
Upon Azul's recommendation Crowley voluntarily decides to give the rest of the profits to the students themselves, even encouraging them to host a post-festival celebration with whatever money is leftover rather than trying to keep any for himself.
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As mentioned in the response to your initial question, Crowley also gives the prefect and Grim funds that are mentioned during Glorious Masquerade! (And they also buy things during other events so this was, presumably, not a one-time exception.)
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In short, I think you are right and it is possible that Crowley has become infamous for a level of stinginess that might not be entirely accurate! It is also interesting how he never seems to mention taking money for himself, directly: it is always in the form of donations to the school, repairs to campus facilities, etc., with the exceptions of the snacks he overtly requests from Fleur City, and the souvenirs he encourages Kalim to bring back for him.
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As you say he does mention money as a way to pressure Grim and the prefect into helping him in the main story, but also as you say these are only two of many examples of the various ways he gets Grim to cooperate, such as promising him a role in the Spelldrive tournament (Book 2), renovating Ramshackle's plumbing (Book 5), and tempting him with attention and food (Glorious Masquerade).
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Overall, while Crowley certainly has a reputation for being stingy both inside and outside of the game, he may not be as cheap as he seems--or as he wants people to think he is? 👀
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sacrifesse · 3 months
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⏳ ⋆˙⟡♡ ALiCE iN WONDERLAND iD PACK 〰️
╰┈┈➤ REQUESTED BY 🔎 ANON 。
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— NAMES : alice , chester , blanche , blanchette , blanchesse , queenie , rouge , rougette , rougesse , kingsley , (k)night , cat , daisy , elsie , hart , hattie , iris , jack , lacie , lacey , noire , noirette , noiresse , lily , matilda , rose , tillie , adelaide , claire
— PRONOUNS : cat/cats/catself , queen/queens/queenself , red/reds/redself , king/kings/king self , knight/knights/knightself , flower/flowers/flowerself , hat/hats/hatself , lace/laces/laceself , caterpillar/caterpillars/catterpillerself , grow/grows/growself , shrink/shrinks/shrinkself , smoke/smokes/smokeself , card/cards/cardself , heart/hearts/heartself , spade/spades/spadeself , diamond/diamonds/diamondself , club/clubs/clubself , rabbit/rabbits/rabbitself , bun/buns/bunself , bunny/bunnies/bunnyself , curious/curious/curiouself , weird/weirds/weirdself , odd/odds/oddself , surreal/surreals/surrealself
— TiTLES : (pronoun) who fell down the rabbit hole , (pronoun) who says “we’re all mad here” , the queen of hearts , the mad hatter , (pronoun) whose hat-making endeavors drove (pronoun) to madness , (pronoun) who takes a bite of the cookies labeled “eat me” , (pronoun) who takes a sip of the potion labeled “drink me” , (pronoun) who exclaims “curiouser and curiouser!” when fascinated , (pronoun) who speaks in riddles
— GENDERS : alicewonderlanian , notgender , weirdbeing , surrealgender , cardgender
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pt: alice in wonderland id pack
requested by 🔎 anon /end pt.
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baka-bakeneko · 10 months
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Cottontail - Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson x AFAB Bunny!Reader a/n: thank you anon for the request, i hope i did it justice. bunny boy go boof. if you saw this ish before it was finished, no you didn't. wc: 2.64k tags: Minors DNI, NSFW, comic version Wade Wilson, bunny person reader, bunny-like attributes, comic-canon violence, mercenary work, going into heat, dry-humping, br33ding kink, doggy-style (or is it bunny-style for this one? 🤔), oatmeal creampie, wittle bit of aftercare synopsis: you know how Lola Bunny from og Space Jam hated being called 'doll'? That's Jack with 'bunny'. Wade is just a bunny chaser.
A lot of fellow headhunters called you Lucky, if only for your trick footing. Not so much luck but more the speed and agility you gained from being the wacked-up experiment you were.
Not that your doctor was a true Frankenstein, but the man turned you into a bunny girl. Plain and simple.
Walking into the bar, you set your card on the counter before Weasel. He eyed the object under your soft, furry fingertips then sweeped up the card to deposit behind the counter. "Getting better, eh, Bunny?"
You narrowed your eyes at the tender, tapped your fingers on the worn-in laminate before producing your claws. "What'd you call me?"
He reeled back, offered you a drink he'd been working on for a minute. "Jack Rabbit, sorry."
Weasel presented the glass before you with a slightly eager grin. "I name this after you."
You glanced down at the drink, dull brown in a whiskey glass. "Looks like whiskey."
"But it packs a punch, like you."
You grabbed the glass, tapping your clear claws to it before bringing it to your lips for a swig. At the same time of downing your glass, another headhunter passed behind you, taking a tug at your signature cottontail.
Your foot reeled up and kicked hard at the person's waist, sending them across the room and into the pool table. Slamming the glass down, you turned and stared at the person you'd sent backwards.
"You touch my tail?" You hissed at the skinny mercenary bracing the pool table.
Your kick had caught him off-guard, but the grimace on his face was unwavering. "And if I did? What're you gonna do, little bunny?"
You sneered back at the man, reaching for your waistband and producing a throwing knife. Tossing it in his direction, you clipped into his fingers as they gripped the edge of the pool table.
"What'd you call me?" You ran up at the man, grabbing onto his lapel and folding him backwards onto the table. You raised a fist at him, waiting for his retraction but he only grinned menacingly.
"Call you 'Hare Trigger' for the quick hostility," he taunted, glancing across the table for someone to join in on his laughter.
No one else laughed, the others gathered around the pool table were now looking up at the dead pool and wagering the silent odds. You were on the board, yes, but only for bets on others. Maybe tonight was your night to gain an extra twenty bucks on the loser underneath you.
You faked out the other merc, made him flinch, and you considered actually swinging on him. Before you could make a decision, a pair of arms curled around your waist and pulled you off of him.
"How's it going, Cottontail?" The voice behind you asked, which caused you to roll your eyes.
You withheld another kick, relaxing in your captor's arms. "Wade."
"Aww," Wade began, nuzzling his marred face against your downturned rabbit ear. "Missed you too, fuzzbutt."
You growled, grabbing at his forearms. He squeezed you a bit tighter, nuzzling his face against your rosy ear.
You pushed him off of you, readjusting your clothes while you looked back at the merc on pool table. "I was doing a thing."
"I know," Wade added, reaching for your tail and playfully tugging at it. "And you were doing a great job at it. But let's not kill the man over a little name-calling, right?"
You turned to Wade, hands rested on your hips while you puffed an exasperated air between your lips. Moving out of his way, you watched Wade walk up to the man on the table and yanked him up by his collar.
"Now, you didn't mean it when you called her 'Hare Trigger', did you?" Wade asked, puppeteering the man's head to shake 'no'.
You cut your eyes to Wade, folding your tongue along your top lip in amusement. "Wade."
Wade pouted his lips at you, then crinkled his nose. "And she's not your 'Bunny', is she?"
Wade shook the man's head again 'no'. Wade tilted his head in your direction. "What do you say, Bun-bun?"
You wiggled your nose, meeting Wade's milky eyes. "What do you think?"
Wade grinned, pushing the man's head down to look at the floor. You walked up and rabbit punched the back of his head, making him fall to the floor.
The crowd dispersed when Weasel walked up to the man on the ground. He leaned down, retrieved his mirror from his jacket pocket and held it under the man's nose.
The three of you watched the mirror fog up, you and Wade stepping away.
"Get him out of here," Weasel said, whistling to one of the men by the door. He glared at the pair of you, both looking anywhere else than at him. "You two, go home."
"Whatever," you reached for Wade's hand still frozen in place of where the man's neck was. "Come on, Wade. Can't get a 'thank you' for taking out the trash."
Weasel scoffed, standing up after you pulled Wade to the front door. "You started it, Jack!"
Outside of the bar, Wade pushed you up against the wall. His hands drifted down your thighs then around to pinch the apple of your ass.
Your tail wiggled eagerly which Wade noticed and caged a hand over it. "So you are happy to see me."
You jeered with a raspberry blow, looking down the sidewalk both ways before curling your arms around Wade's neck. His hands gripped the backs of your thighs, mounting you to his waist.
"An understatement, Wilson," you sputtered against his mouth. "Could've used you today."
Instinctively, you shifted your hips up against Wade's waist, imagining the slope of his clothed cock rubbing at the seat of your jeans. Your eyes fell half-mast, your fingers curling along the nape of Wade's neck.
"Oh," he managed, glancing down between your bodies to your hips angling at his crotch. "Bad time?"
That was an understatement; unfortunately, through your day, you had gone into heat. So your outburst to the man in the bar was more unwarranted than usual. Still, you nodded once at Wade's question, leaning in to nuzzle your nose to his scarred cheek.
"Back to your place?" He asked, tucking his mouth and nose under your ear.
You eagerly sat up in his hold, pressing your chest closer to his. That was the best idea you'd heard all day. Wade grinned up at you, his hand patting at your fuzzy, wiggling tail nub.
"You are so freaking cute, fuzzbutt."
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Wade lounged on your bed, already stripped down to his boxers. He'd walked into your apartment after you, ran to your bed and flopped onto his stomach. You flipped on the lights, following him to the enclave of your apartment that housed your bed.
"You need a shower?" you'd asked, shrugging off your feet bandages as you threw your keys onto the couch.
You watched Wade shrug out of his sweatpants, wrestling out of his zip-up hoodie at the same time. "Nah, honey bun. You, go get ready. I'll be here."
Now you were stood in your bathroom, clean from the shower and naked in front of the mirror. With a deep breath, you ran your furry fingers through your hair, wringing out of your floppy ears. The heat began to dot your skin with tingles, the small of your back sporting a dampness that only came from fighting off the urge.
Wade circled his finger on your crisp grey sheets, waiting with his feet flopping off the edge of the bed. You opened the door to the bathroom, leaned up against the doorway.
Wade looked up from your sheets and visibly perked up. He sat up most of the way, pulling his hand back to brace his hip.
"Hello, Cottontail." He enunciated, his eyes taking up and down, back up again, taking in your entire form. "Come here."
Wade sat up fully, bracing his feet to the floor with his hands held out for you. You launched from the doorway by your hip, walking into Wade's hold.
He pulled you into his lap, allowing you to rest your knees on his bed. Wade held onto your hips, rolled you into him. You felt a few chills trickle down your back, your tail wiggling at the small of your back.
Wade's eyes maintained the jostle of your body, his fingers squeezing a bit further into your soft body. "Bunny."
You tittered, feeling the hardened ache of Wade rubbing against your sex. You leaned into him, tenderly licked at his lips until he parted them and allowed you to kiss him.
Your nose twitched, easing Wade back onto his back as your hips began to hump against his, chasing the carnal blips in your stomach.
Your knees braced at his waist, completely ignoring any modesty that could've been housed deep in the recesses of your body. It was instinctual, rubbing your body and rolling your hips harshly over Wade's while trying to scratch your internal itch.
Wade chuckled in your mouth, his hand bracing your cheek to pull away. "You're so cute, trying to hump." He teased, petting his hand down your shoulder and back to the small of your back.
You paused, allowing Wade to press you closer to him and feeling his hot, damp cock throb from behind his boxers. "When you could have the real thing."
You pouted, reaching a hand down to eagerly pull his cock free. "I want it, want it now."
Wade's eyes flashed open wide then rested half-mast. "Okay, okay. I got the relief for you."
He sat up and rolled you onto your back, then over onto your stomach. Halfway off of the bed, your knees braced the floor as Wade stood up behind you.
Looking over your shoulder, your tail fluttered wildly, your bare ass reddened from the heat in your body. Wade stared from his place, reaching to pull his boxers down fully and kick them away.
"Goddamn, Carrots," Wade hissed, taking grip of his burned-cock. The skin along his member was in sparser grifts, revealing hardened muscle and tissue. "You're fucking dripping."
You ducked your head to the bed with a pitiful mewl, reaching a hand back to spread your cheeks apart. "Don't waste time. Breed me, Wade. Gimme your litter."
Wade snickered at your muffled words, his lack of brows raising in surprise. "Wow. That's a new one."
Your foot twitched in anticipation, your knees spreading apart to drip more of your wet to the floor. "Wade."
"Yep," Wade snapped to attention, jumping to action with kneeling behind you.
He angled his cock to your entrance, sliding his tip between your lips to gather more of your slick. Wade sank into you by an inch, which caused you to coil on his tip.
"Fuck fuck fuck, relax," Wade tried to soothe, his voice catching with his excitement and minute pleasure. His hand braced the middle of your back, seething at the innate heat and vice-like clench around him. "Carrots, ease up on your grip."
You shook your head into the sheets then sat up to pant. "No, no, get in me."
Your hand reached back to bring Wade further into you. Wade groaned, winced to the ceiling as he pushed another inch into you. Your foot paused in twitching, now trembling as your toes curled.
Wade planted a foot to the floor, both hands going for your hips to ease another inch. You rested your chin to the sheets, your fingers tangling into them.
The relief almost felt unearned, but more than welcome. His cock was so hot inside you, conformed to your tight walls and easing the itch from your stomach.
You angled your hips to earn more of Wade, only stuck on your mind screaming at you to mate. You bounced back on him, using him to your advantage while you wiggled and writhed before him.
Wade followed your hips, watched your little tail go into a frenzy. He smirked, his entire face choking and refraining from taking the lead.
You rolled your hips harder on him, picking up the pace to something close to what you'd achieved from humping. Wade quirked at the back of your head, staring at your floppy little ears bounce jovially to the sides of your face.
He reached for your ears, tugging them carefully back to tilt your face to the ceiling. Wade leaned over you, his thrusts meeting your hips in tandem.
"This good enough for you, jackrabbit?" Wade hissed into your floppy ear clenched tight in his hand.
You grinned dreamily when Wade met your hips harder, your body reverberating with it. You swallowed deeply, lining your parched throat to answer. "Y-yeah."
"Good," Wade spat into your ear, reveling in a few more hard thrusts before turning back to growl. "Now what were you saying earlier?"
He wanted to tease you, but deep down your words had started a rouse within him. Wade wanted to hear you say it again, wanted you to egg him on more.
"Breed me," you panted out, your eyes rolling back when his cock hit a good deep spot. "Gimme your litter."
Wade hummed sultrily, an alluring smile curling on his lips. "Fuck, that's so hot."
He slammed his hips hard again, battering that sweet spot until your back arched and you tapped at his thigh.
"Oh, are you close?" Wade asked, leaning down to dot his lips along your spine. "Me too, Carrots. You want me to cum in you?"
You nodded, your eyelids twitching while your body stagnated. Wade made up for your hips slowing, your body sensitive.
His hands pet from your hairline, pulling back your ears in the process then leaning in to kiss your forehead. "Okay, bun. I'll give you that litter."
You gulped, staring cross-eyed up at at Wade until his thrusts caught up on you and you came. Your hand gripped tightly at his thigh, your nails sinking into his burned flesh.
Wade bared his grit teeth with a groan, staring down at you. "Naughty little bunny, you came too quick."
You whimpered, quivering on Wade's cock as he continued pumping to finish. He pressed his hips tight to your ass and came; you felt the sudden gush within you, dousing the instinctual flames from your tight walls.
Wade slowly pulled out, his cock still twitching as he slugged more of his cum. "Your pussy is so hot, bun."
He caught his breath as you did, resting his hands to the bed while he stared at the slick drool that seeped out of your used sex.
You rested on your arms, on the bed, and looked back at Wade. "P-Push it back in."
Wade tried to hide his surprise again, taking two fingers to gather up his cum and push it slowly back into you. "You sure?"
You tittered softly, his question coming off so funny after doing the action. "Yeah, yeah. It's okay."
Wade smiled at you, kissing along your back again as his fingers pumped into you. He teased at nipping your bunny tail but you eased your hips away.
"What can I do for you now?" Wade asked patiently, slowly pulling his fingers out and popping them into his mouth.
He stood up, circling his arm around your waist and pulling you up onto the bed. Your tail stopped wagging, staring at Wade from behind your bicep.
"Water?" you asked coyly, feeling your flat sheet pulled over your calf.
"Snack?" Wade offered, leaning in to kiss your cheek.
You shook your head and watched Wade walk away; your eyes lulled softly then woke up when Wade climbed into bed next to you.
You curled into his side, tightening your body into a ball as he pulled the flat sheet further up your bodies.
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ryuichirou · 4 months
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i know you don’t play the game/gacha, but do you have any particular favorite cards/designs? i personally love deuce’s star sending card, it’s so sparkly ✨i also like ace’s newer playful land card, it’s kind of sexy??
Anon! Sorry for the late reply; every time I start thinking about your ask I realise that I just love way too many cards aushdia Deuce’s Star Sending card is great, everyone’s outfits from this event are gorgeous; and Ace’s new card is honestly amazing, so I completely agree with you.
I’ll go through all the characters and try picking one favourite one + list the other ones that I like… it’s a lot… I’ll try not to pick everything lol
Also sorry if I use different names for the same Event in this post, my brain is a bit fried because of the amount of information. But it was a fun reply to write nevertheless.
Riddle – Labwear Groovy, the atmosphere on this one is just lovely and Riddle is very cute; Swimwear (+Groovy) because I'm weak...; Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Birthday Boy Groovy, Halloween (+Groovy), , Suitor Suit Groovy, Apprentice Chef Groovy, Broomquet (+Groovy)
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Ace – Playful Land (+Groovy), it’s way too cool, I think this is actually my favourite Ace card lol; Suitor Suit (+Groovy), Apprentice Chef Groovy, Broomquet Groovy, Fairy Gala Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Basketball Jersey (+Groovy).
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Deuce – Rabbit Wear (+Groovy), it’s so difficult to pick between this one and the Starsending one, but Rabbit Deuce is super charming; Starsending Robes (+Groovy), Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Birthday Boy Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Clubwear (+Groovy), Broomquet Groovy
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Trey – Halloween Groovy, I really like it when Trey gets to be a bit spooky and creepy, so this one is honestly easy; Broomquet Groovy, Outdoor Wear (+Groovy), Lab Coat (+Groovy), Labwear Groovy, Ceremonial Robes Groovy.
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Cater – Broomquet Groovy, the composition and colours on this one are so sweet; Pop Music T-shirt (+Groovy), New Year's Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Dorm Uniform, Playful Dress Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Halloween.
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Leona – Labwear Groovy, but I'm biased because this is the one Leona vignette that I really liked + it's funny lol; Gala Couture (+Groovy), Birthday Boy Groovy, Kingly Garb, Halloween (+Groovy)
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Ruggie – Outdoor Wear (+Groovy), really like the angle and the atmosphere, plus honestly happy to see Ruggie enjoying himself lol; New Year's Groovy, Halloween Groovy, Port Wear Groovy, Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Broomquet Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy
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Jack – Beans Camo Groovy, such an intense and beautiful card, it’s very energetic; Labwear Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Port Wear (+Groovy), Dorm Uniform, Club Wear Groovy.
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Azul – Halloween Groovy, although it’s super difficult to pick one, I love pretty much all the Azul cards LOL but this one is special because Azul is super unhinged...; Masquerade (+Groovy), Labwear Groovy (fuck yeah AzuIde card), Birthday Jacket Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Beans Camo (+Groovy), Broomquet Groovy, Tsumsitter (+Groovy)
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Jade – Halloween (+Groovy) COME OOOOn when it comes to “unhinged” Jade has the best cards to be honest, he’s so deliciously psychotic on these + the new New Year card is SO NICE that it broke me; Apprentice Chef Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Outdoor Groovy, Dorm Uniform Groovy (+ Groovy VIL SHOE), Birthday Boy Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Broomquet Groovy.
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Floyd – Swimwear (+Groovy), I picked something spooky for Azul and Jade, and I originally wanted to either pick the Dorm Groovy or the Beans Groovy for Floyd, but then I saw the Stitch cards and they made me so happy that my hand slipped; Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Beans Camo(+Groovy), Outdoor Wear Groovy, Basketball Jersey Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Broomquet Groovy, Playful Dress.
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Kalim – Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), I thought I’d pick the Pop Music Club one, but then I looked at this groovy again and I god I think this is objectively one of my favourite cards from all of the boys simply because of Jamil’s bracelet reflecting Jamil’s concerned eye; Pop Music (+Groovy), New Year's Attire, Apprentice Chef Groovy, Playful Dress, Gala Couture Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy.
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Jamil – Harveston (+Groovy), this one annihilated me, I cannot pick any other one, although Jamil is so gorgeous all the time that frankly it's unfair; Dorm Uniform (+Groovy, fuck), Basketball Jersey (+Groovy), Gala Couture Groovy, Masquerade Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Silk Adorned (+Groovy), Birthday Jacket Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Broomquet Groovy.
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Vil – Halloween, let's face it, this is objectively the best Vil card, the legs, the outfit, the composition, it’s legendary… I honestly love this one much more than the Groovy version; New Year's (+Groovy), Beans Camo (+Groovy), Outdoor Wear (+Groovy), Silk Adorned (+Groovy), Labwear Groovy, Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Birthday Jacker Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Broomquet Groovy, Playful Dress.
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Rook – Beans Camo (+Groovy), I feel like this one has such a strong "Rook" presence, but at the same time it's kind of unusual in a way; Halloween Groovy, Lab Coat (+Groovy), Dorm Uniform, Ceremonial Robes Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Broomquet Groovy, Apprentice Chef, Port Wear (+Groovy), Tsumsitter Groovy (bonkers).
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Epel – Harveston (+Groovy), the ultimate Epel Card, both versions are very beautiful; Rabbit Wear (+Groovy), Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Birthday Jacket Groovy (yay Floyd) Birthday Boy Groovy, Broomquet Groovy
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Idia – Masquerade (+Groovy), I think I literally picked every card of Idia lol he can do no wrong, but the Masquerade ones just hit different, they're so dramaticly delicious; Harveston Groovy, Suitor Suit (+Groovy), Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Birthday Boy Groovy, Starsending Robes (+Groovy), Birthday Jacket Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Ceremonial Robes Groovy (aoba looking ass), Broomquet Groovy, Apprentice Chef (+ Groovy)
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Ortho – Cerberus Gear (+Groovy), because Ortho is a BAD DOG this card has absolutely no business being this cool, it’s been almost a year and I still can’t quite express how I feel about it; Fairy Gear (+Groovy), Playful Gear, Rabbit Gear (+Groovy), Birthday Gear Groovy, Ignihyde Gear (+Groovy), B-Day Jacket Gear Groovy, Broomquet Groovy, Precision Gear Groovy, Burst Gear Groovy (I'm biased), Stargazer Gear Groovy.
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Malleus – Dorm Uniform it's gotta be this one, it's stupidly gorgeous and has a HEEL, I feel like this one expresses Malleus' entire being perfectly, but it was hard to pick between this one and the Masquerade+Halloween; Masquerade (+Groovy), Halloween (+Groovy), Labwear Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Birthday Boy Groovy, Broomquet Groovy, Silk Adorned Groovy, Apprentice Chef Groovy.
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Lilia – General's Armor (+Groovy), it's so difficult to pick one for Lilia omg all of his cards are pretty great but this one is so ICONIC that I honestly have no choice; Swimwear (+Groovy), Halloween Groovy (FACEEE), Dorm Uniform (legs), Broomquet Groovy, Suitor Suit Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Pop Music (+Groovy), Kingly Garb (+Groovy)
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Sebek – New Year's (+Groovy), another difficult one to pick, maybe I'll change my mind after we watch ch7, but Sebek looks so good in this outfit and his face looks so good on this one + the perspective makes me weak; Armor of Eternal Night (+Groovy), Harveston (+Groovy), Masquerade (+Groovy), Dorm Uniform, Ceremonial Robes Groovy, Labwear Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Broomquet Groovy.
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Silver – Halloween (+Groovy), the colours are gorgeous on both of these, but especially the non-groovy one: the teals and the blues work so wonderfully with pink accents, Silver is super pretty on this one; Gala Couture (+Groovy), Ceremonial Robes Groovy, Labwear Groovy (this one is so silly he's so serious), Broomquet Groovy, Birthday Jacket Groovy, Dorm Uniform (+Groovy), Birthday Boy Groovy.
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okay okay okay. oh my god. okay. rabbit jack. jackalope. your brain. oh my god.
what my little brain snagged on was “davey is a dog” and as a dog-metaphor diehard lover and a davey jacobs defender i am humbly begging for more thoughts on this front
anon. i love you. moving on-
so when i say 'dog imagery' for davey i mean a specific kind (or. haha. Breed.) of dog imagery, which @we-are-inevitable sums up very well; #it’s the inherent obsession with loyalty to a fault and the shame that comes with being a bad dog.#it’s the need to sink teeth into flesh and bone but knowing it’ll result in being sent away from all you love.#it’s needing to run but not forever and its wanting to be a hulking beast but not having the space to grow
it's about having your instincts trained out of you because they're wrong, and you know they're wrong, but they're always there under your skin, so maybe you're wrong, too. it's about learning to be led or tied or caged because as much as they love you, as much as they trust you, they can't afford for you to act on your own. just in case, you understand? it's about always coming back when you're called because you don't know how to live off the leash. it's about desperately loving people who do not have the time or space between their many responsibilities to love you back.
it's impossible not to reference 'how to be a dog' by andrew kane if we're talking about dog imagery. i mean it's the blueprint. so here:
If you want to be a dog, first you must learn to wait. You must wait all day until somebody returns, and if somebody returns late, you must learn to wait until then.
davey's used to commands. used to hierarchy. he's been trained all his life to wait for permission, to wait for his mother to say the blessings, to wait for his father to eat first because even if they never say that that's a rule, he knows it is - he knows he has to wait when he eats, too, has to take polite and careful bites with his mouth closed, timing every chew and swallow. but if you look closely, there's this split second where his teeth tear through his food like an animal, so quick you'd barely see the primalness of it.
Next you must learn to relinquish all control over everything you might wish to control. You must learn to prefer to be led about by the neck on a piece of string, or staked to a neglected lawn by a length of chain. You must learn, once you have sampled the freedom of a life without a chain, that it is better to return and be chained again.
davey as a character needs to be kept in line. he needs to provide. he needs to take care of his family because they're his family. they feed him. they love him. so he needs to repay them for that. he does the work, follows the commands, he keeps the rabbits off the crops and the coyotes from getting over their fences, but there's this old itching in his bones that wants to hop that fence and run with them. but he can't, because he knows he needs a place to rest, too. he wants that place to rest, he'd never take it for granted. but he has to choose between the two, and shelter's more important than running, and so his teeth rot in his mouth from lack of use, and his bones keep growing under skin that refuses to stretch with it.
You must learn to speak in one of the voices available to you, high and light or mellow thick and low or middle-range and terse. Whichever voice you learn to speak, you will meet somebody who does not like you because of it, they will be wary or annoyed or you will remind them of something or someone else. Once you have learned to speak you must learn not to speak unless you absolutely must, or to speak as much as you feel you must regardless of how many times you are told to stop, or sit, or placed behind a door—this will depend on what kind of a dog you want to be.
davey's whole life has been spent learning how to be the right version of himself. he knows how to be well-behaved enough to not be hit. to be rewarded. but then he meets the newsies, and suddenly, he's a bad dog. he's wrong. but how can he be wrong when he never bit anyone?
but that's the beauty of his relationship with jack. because jack un-trains him. davey doesn't know how to live off-leash yet, how to run for himself - so jack gives davey something to chase, something to sink his teeth into, and he finally feels real. like he's part of a world beyond the fence. but davey's a good dog, so he always goes home afterwards, and when he goes home, he's punished. of course he's punished. his fur is unkempt, there's teethmarks on his skin, there's blood matted around his mouth. he bit. and good dogs don't bite.
(what's the point in doing all this work to be a good dog, then, if one bite undoes it all?)
Of course you must learn to love, to love always and love entirely and to be wounded by nothing so much as the violence of your own love. You must learn to be confused but never disappointed by a deficiency of love. [...] You must learn how to wait at the foot of the bed and hope, silently, that somebody is drunk enough or lonely enough to invite you up, and you must learn not to show your excitement too much or overplay your hand.
davey's always searching for his place to belong. he loves people like a dog does; vicious and messy and panting. he drops words and ideas and newspapers at their feet because he's good and he loves them and he needs them to know. and then they turn around and leave. but davey's a good dog, so he'll wait until they come back. and before they even open their mouth, davey forgives them. because davey loves them. he tries to hide it; he didn't think loving too much made you a bad dog, but he tries to hide it anyways. he doesn't hide it very well. his parents see it. they try to keep him trained. they try to keep him leashed, because when a dog is cornered, it bites, and they can't afford for davey to bite. i know 'leaf pile' by the front bottoms is hardly dog-related and definitely a leap from an andrew kane poem, but it still reminds me of davey;
Do I seem anxious to you? Do I seem backed into a corner? As if I had to make a move But you could tell I didn't wanna
he wants to stay. he wants to follow the command. he can't. he's not a violent dog - but he knows that he can bite. and that's what makes him dangerous.
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sofoulandfairaday · 9 months
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Do you have any patronus headcanons (if they were able to cast them) for the Black family + in laws?
Ohhhh this anon sparks joy!
These are all soft headcanons by the way, I am very much open to debate on the matter (especially since with the exception of Sirius, who hated the Dark Arts, these people wouldn’t actually be able to cast Patronus Charms which is really fucking stupid imo but whatever, it’s the canon)
Sirius: we know this already, it’s a black dog
Reggie: I am a sucker for those headcanons where Sirius inadvertently finds out that Reggie’s Patronus is a black dog, so definitely that. But on the other hand, I also love black cat Patronus headcanons for Regulus: sleek, quiet, intelligent, extremely magical creatures. So wrapped up in magic as an animal that it would be befitting of a pureblood heir. And it fits his personality perfectly. This art of the Black brothers on this very topic by @likeprongstostars made me emotional, now all of you have to see it. You're welcome.
Walburga: no clue. I want to say something like a big cat, like a panther or something of the sort, but maybe also a manta ray. They’re absolutely huge, imposing creatures, but so beautiful and territorial as fuck. This is my main requirement for Walburga’s Patronus: seeing her reaction to the filth infesting 12 Grimmauld Place makes me think of an animal marking their territory.
Orion: again, no clue. But if I had to pick one probably a crow. Intelligent creatures, loyal, vicious when needed (they can quite literally take your eye out, I can see Orion doing that Kaz Brekker style to someone), but also an omen of death. And to me, the man is a glum sort. I’m sorry but I cannot help but see him a bit like the spectre of the feast (in Italian, literally ‘uccellaccio del malaugurio’, if you know, you know).
Bellatrix: Now. I am convinced that her Patronus is a black swan. This is admittedly not my theory, credit goes to a YT channel called Harry Potter Folklore, but to me, it fits perfectly. First of all, it's a nudge to her father's name, Cygnus (literally ‘swan’), and her loyalty to her family. Secondly, they are elegant, beautiful creatures, extremely faithful and who mate for life, which fits her extreme devotion to the Dark Lord. Black swans specifically are also rare in nature and can symbolize death in some cultures. It's Bella.
Based on this, I'll say that Andromeda and Narcissa's original Patroni were also swans (of the white kind - not that it matters for an actual Patronus since it's made of light, but the distinction is important to me). Both of theirs changed with their respective partners. Andromeda's became a Jack Rabbit (which I headcanon was Ted's: it was also Nymphadora's first Patronus). Narcissa's became the same as her husbands'. Bella was always the most loyal to her family and her sisters and hers stays the same until she dies, fucking fight me.
Lucius: I know you all expect me to say a peacock (and I can see it: territorial, the literal embodiment of vanity, elaborate mating ritual... and you just know Lucius did all of that with Cissy - huge sparkling diamond necklaces and whatnot) but I can also see it being a greyhound - elegant, dogs associated with the nobility, who also represent resilience, and most of all hunting dogs.
Rodolphus: a wolf. My man is wolf-coded, no I will not elaborate. But it's a wolf 100%, just trust me. Also, Rabastan's is a red fox. Non-negotiable.
I would love to hear what you guys think.
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ferris-the-wheel · 6 months
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Hello I do hope you have time for a request, it's alright if you don't do this if you're not feeling up to it
But may I get a Jack howl x rabbit beastperson reader? I imagine that the reader's personality would be skittish but kind hearted and caring person to others and I wondered how you would interpret Jack dealing with a relationship with a physically much weaker person with this type of personality?
My special skill is stopping time/j and I have been so bored, I would be happy to take your request! <3
A/N: You didn't include emojis but I'll let it slide because this request is so cute 🥰 Also, you said beast "person" so I assume you want the reader to be gn.
beastman!gn!reader x Jack Howl (headcanons)
ೃ⁀➷ Just 💖
ೃ⁀➷ Established relationship
TW: None
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It took a while for you to build up the nerve to hang out with Jack (he definitely approached you first) at first (pre-relationship). You two were nearly complete opposites. He was strong, tall, and athletic, whereas you were weak, a bit on the shorter side, and preferred more stationary hobbies.
But he eventually managed to become friends with you and later on, you guys started dating. While your interests clash, Jack always makes an effort to indulge in your hobbies. If you're reading, he'll find a book that interests him and he'll sit right beside you. If he doesn’t feel like reading, he'll snuggle up against you and read whatever you're reading.
Jack really likes snuggling you. No matter what mood he's in, when he finds you sitting or lying down, he'll curl up beside you and when he wraps his arms around you, he's instantly happy. He's definitely the big spoon.
There are occasions when he'll forget that you're a lot weaker than him. When this happens, it's usually when he asks you to carry something. To be nice (whether or not you know you can or can't), you'll take it— and immediately drop it. He instantly checks on you to make sure that you're alright and that you're not hurt, paying no attention to the dropped item until he's sure that you're okay.
Due to your skittishness and your small-ish frame, you have been teased by other students; that part was fairly inevitable. Some try to bully you into doing work they don't want to do, others just bully you because they can. Whenever Jack sees this happen though, he really does not hold back, even if it ends up with him getting in trouble. Obviously his first reaction wasn't to start swinging, but a few wouldn't back off so...
Jack never really thought that he would end up dating someone who was as physically weak as you (which isn't a problem anyway), but he adapted very well. He would never admit this, but he enjoys saving you from bullies. Not to say that he would ever let you get bullied nor that he hopes you get bullied (as mentioned previously, he will actively beat the shit out of anyone who tries); he just really likes the head pats and ear scratches that he gets from you after he helps you.
This boy loves it when you let him pet your ears. For one, because he's never felt anything like rabbit ears before; and two, because it usually ends up with the two of you snuggling.
He doesn't really care that you're smaller, weaker, and more trusting than him, because he likes you for you. Actually, he would prefer it if you were less trusting due to some students' reputations *cough* Azul, Jade, Ruggie, Jamil *cough*.
Hiiiii, I'm done! I hope you guys liked this post! I hope (for anon) that you don't mind if I made it headcanons, I wasn't sure how to make your request a oneshot without it sounding weird. But overall, very cute request, I enjoyed writing it!
Tags: @mermaidfanficlibrary @officialdaydreamer00 @lyle-my-beloved
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radio-isnot-dead · 3 months
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Helll yeah meat anon! Fuck em uppp! We looove to see it! You too Nifty! Get it queen! >:333 ~Jackrabbit Anon
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cathodecreature · 1 month
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Hi, I don't know jack about art but as an owner of eyeballs I just absolutely had to stop by and say how *amazing* and *enchanting* your work is. Your duck vs rabbit piece? Absolutely (and I do believe this is the proper term) gave me the heebie jeebies in the best way possible.
Your stuff belongs in either a museum or a lab
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(thank you anon, this made my day! :] )
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nattinatalia · 2 years
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Jack Harlow x Reader x daughter Instagram AU
Anon requested their daughter all grown up and in the industry.
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alizemiaharlow PLL : Original Sin streaming now on HBO Max 💜
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shaymitchell You are your mamas twin, so crazy. Can’t wait to see you do your thing beautiful 💜
yourusername Isn’t it crazy? She used to be Jacks little twin when she was a baby 🥺
alizemiaharlow don’t let dad hear you! he’ll cry
jackharlow You’re still my little twin, love you and I’m so proud of you.
yourusername Sorry bubs, but she’s not 🙊 yesss Mia, we’re so proud of you little lady, you amaze me all the time 💘
alizemiaharlow Love you guys 💜
urbanwyatt Proud of you little one 💜
alizemiaharlow Thank you nino Urb 🥺
claybornharlow That’s my niece!!!!!! Out here taking over!!!!! Congratulations Mia.
alizemiaharlow Thank you uncle Clay-Clay 💜
mamamaggieharlow Proud of you baby girl.
alizemiaharlow Thank you grandma 💜
yourbestiename Mi niña hermosa, orgullosa de ti. The world isn’t ready for Mía Harlow 🤎
alizemiaharlow Gracias tia 🥺
cassiewyatt My baby, so proud of you best friend.
alizemiaharlow 🥺🫶🏻 love youuu Cass
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alizemiaharlow My EP : TUYA💘 drops tonight!!!! 📸 @ urbanwyatt the only person I trust to take my pictures 💜
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djdrama You don’t waste time kid, reminds me of your father. Finishes one project, and goes for the next one right away.
alizemiaharlow Oh no, don’t say that, he’s been raving about him and the old days all morning.
jackharlow No I have not 😤
yourusername Yes you have 🤪
urbanwyatt Thank you for trusting me on this, proud of you little one.
alizemiaharlow Always, since the day I can remember you’ve been taking my pictures, no way in hell was I going to ask a stranger to shoot my album. It had to be you.
urbanwyatt 🥺🥺 love you
alizemiaharlow Ily2 💜
yourusername Words can’t describe how proud dad and I are of you. You continue to show us what a wonderful young lady you are. We’re lucky and blessed to be your parents.
alizemiaharlow Mom 🥺 you can’t do this to me, especially since you guys are not around right now 🥲 I love you mama 💘
jackharlow Proud of you little princess, always and forever 💜
alizemiaharlow 🥺😩 I love you pops 💘
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jackharlow She’s been in LA for 4 months working on her new series that’s now streaming on HBO MAX, so give that a look. She’s also been working on her EP, that was released last week, so go have a listen, we’ve been missing her like crazy so had to come and visit her during rehearsals. Proud of you little princess 💜
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champagnepapi That’s not Mía is it? 🤯
jackharlow It is 😩
yourusername My little lady 🥺💜 miss you, come home soon, both of you.
alizemiaharlow Te extraño mucho mom, see you soon 💜🥺
urbanwyatt Did you hurt any boys out there? Tell ‘em they can look but they definitely cannot touch.
jackharlow They were too scared to even get close to her and they have to dance together 💀😂😂😂
yourusername JACKMAN!!!!!!!
alizemiaharlow Get him mom!!!!
yourbestiename It was just yesterday when she would be running around “rescuing” all the animals she could get her hands on, and dumping rabbits on EZ 😂😩😩😩 little princess is all grown up, I can’t handle
yourusername Beba I know, I can’t believe my babies aren’t actual babies anymore 🥺🥺🥺
jackharlow We never did get those 8 daughters 😉 👀
yourusername JACKMAN NO, I’m good with the 4 kids we have 💜😂
ezharlow admit it that the twins were the ones who made you not want more, because I’m a total catch and I guess Mia was ok.
yourusername ANGEL EZEQUIEL HARLOW
alizemiaharlow 💀 You better run EZ
jackharlow 😂😂😂
ezharlow The twins are demons, when are you all going to see that. Also, proud of you Mia buggg, fly me out to LA I want to meet girls out there.
cassiewyatt Don’t you have enough girls in KY and ATL? your dick is going to fall off whore.
urbanwyatt CASSANDRA WYATT
yourbestiename 😂 that’s my girl, call him out baby. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, like father and uncle 💀
yourusername 🙄 🤦🏻‍♀️
twin1 EZ you’re annoying
twin2 Should we tell mom and dad what you, Mia, Cassie used to do to us so we could stop crying?
ezharlow I TAKE IT BACK.
alizemiaharlow NOOOOO
cassiewyatt IT WAS EZEQUIELS IDEA!
yourusername I’m afraid to ask
yourbestiename Oh I want to know 😂
jackharlow I think I know 🤔
urbanwyatt Oh we definitely know, y’all ain’t slick like you think you are.
yourusername Well share with the class
urbanwyatt They would wear a clown mask and lock them in the closet and tell them if they didn’t stop crying, the clown was going to get you and Jack 😂😂😂💀
ezharlow 🫣🫣🫣
alizemiaharlow Ezequiel, you still want to come to LA???? Let me fly you out here because I’m scared for you.
ezharlow Yes pls I’m scared too.
yourusername 🤦🏻‍♀️ Jack come get your kids
jackharlow Why are they my kids when they do something bad?
yourusername YOU KNEW! No wonder they don’t like Halloween, my poor babies were getting terrorized by their siblings.
ezharlow I mean they kept crying non stop what was I supposed to do?
alizemiaharlow Not helping dumb ass.
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alizemiaharlow You were raised by karens, I was raised by ✨JACK AND YN HARLOW✨
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jackharlow 😂💜
yourusername 🥰🥰🥰🥰
ezharlow Ehh they’re ok I guess
ezharlow Kidding!!!!!!! we lucked out with the best parents
alizemiaharlow That we did.
cassiewyatt Damn auntie y/n was and is still a baddie 🔥
yourusername 😝😝 thank you hermosa
jackharlow What about me?
alizemiaharlow I think mom says enough to you, you don’t need us to throw compliments for your ego 🙃🙃 but I love you 💘
yourusername 💀💀💀💀
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HI THIS IS THE ANON WHO SAID SHE LOVED UR POST AND i just realised u also write for cove holden ilysm do u have any romance visual novel recs?? so far i've only done cove's one & two demo ones (a celtic mythology one whose name i cannot remember & touchstarved the loml)
have the bestest day and thNk u
was the celtic one the good people (na daoine maithe) because i played that one too 👩🏻‍💻🫶 RLLY GOOD in typical nia fashion when my Type type isn't there i'm going 4 keagan and flannan
i saw u say error 143 in ur other ask UR REAL!!! ofc i must recommend blooming panic if u haven't played. xyx and toasty r genuinely just. Funny. i rlly liked toasty's va they did a great job. FIRST TIME I HEARD HIS LAUGH I WAS LIKE WOAH. i rlly liked how nightowl's route went w. Anger. u don't see it a lot and i appreciate it i was like WOWWW? AT ME? he's real. robo has answered a Lot of asks on tumblr so u can get loads of content after u finish!
https://gbpatch.itch.io/our-life-nf ... :) No words. Demo. i will build the audience for the 2nd game myself.
DEMO obscura is also vry good,, i haven't played in a Long time but i keep up w reading tumblr asks abt the LIs LOL. love the art and vibes. he isn't my type but iirc cirrus offers a rlly interesting dark romance route + aftercare/safe word system :)
DEMO online @ the perfect time is just,, i love the vibes and concept so far I LOVE WHEN CHARAS R FUNNY. HAVE MY HUMOR. rlly excited to see where it goes it's quite short so far BUT I WANT PPL TO PAY ATTENTION 4 THE FUTURE. PLEASE!
cryptid coffeehouse IS SOOO CUTE I LOVE ARTEMIS ☹️☹️ queer slowburn coffee shop romance BE SERIOUS no one fucking TALKS ABOUT MY ARTEMIS. WHY. so so many cute moments i was kicking my feet and giggling like WOWW
3 seasons is also VRY vry cute i don't usually play games w an mc visual but ivy is so pretty so IDC!!! u can play all the routes pretty easily they're all lovely like... it isn't super often i come out liking all the LIs pretty much on the same lvl. mamma mia!
....the persona 5 vn. IMCRYING I'm so fucking serious like. the characterization is REAL it's super well made. i'd like to say u could enjoy without playing p5 but um. probably not to the full extent. i played out of principle as a p5 enjoyer and for goro bc he's one of summer's fav charas ever and his route was so awesome actually. Epic Major Spoilers obvi. akira slayed also (my good ending completionist side..☹️)i won't say much abt him bc i'll ramble on and on but summer after finding out i had a crush on him yrs ago was like Yeah that makes a lot of sense he is so loz link.. like man
$30 gilded shadows (free demo) which i need to play again I WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH ARI'S ROUTE MONTHS AGO rika said he was so my type and i trust them fundamentally. caissa my beloved. like the world building + charas it's just,, well done y'know
$12 when the night comes haven't played but rika rlly likes it so i'm putting it here anyways. LOL
NOT VNs. they are IFs...like there's Literally no visuals. read in browser. but i stand by the night market (1st book finished!) which i've rb'ed a bit + speaker . both fantasy,, love both casts i love everything they're doing i'm genuinely so so excited to see where they go!!! PLEASE!!!
YANDERE DEMOS separated for if they aren't ur thing which is obvi Valid. i erm. went down a bit of a rabbit hole. pls read their warnings! always read game warnings. but like. ok anyways
DEMO 14 days with you yeah. ren. i like when mc notes that smth is Off abt him. lots of asks answered on the tumblr! I can fix him.
DEMO something's wrong with sunny day jack jesus Christ . some of the best vn va work i have ever come across like Genuinely wtf. and the concept is rlly cool. was put off for a long time bc of.. jack's appearance.. sowwy. but wow it is just. really well done.
bitter/sweet blythe orange masc blythe va ?? did such a good job?? like srsly what. sorry wow that's the main thing i just rlly wanted to applaud them a bit. also I LOVE THE PARTIAL OST??? i want it so bad i was humming it for a couple hours after like
DEMO our dollhouse I'm so serious when i say i didn't realize it was for yanjam so when i came to my own realization of Oh Shit He's Sus and checked i was like FUCKCKDJ 😭😭 OBVIOUSLY... but srsly love the art and i'm excited to see how mc figures it out and what happens. did a good job at making a pretty Understandably oblivious(??) mc. like yeah i can see why u wouldn't expect him.
DEMO favor Z Intrigues Me. had to try so hard for the secret ending but now i am more intrigued like OKAYYY WHAT HAPPENED BROTHER 🤨 i like the tail animation also. also when u say u like possession horrors woah hey. hey. pal
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chaotic-orphan · 1 year
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Anon request — 1.1
Okay so this originated from the anon ask about Supervillain being the Heroes tool and it was my first draft of it but I don’t think it really fit into the request when it ran away with me so I’m posting it as a stand alone piece instead. Two for the price of one? Happier anon? Perhaps?
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When Superhero finally caught Supervillain they didn’t do it quietly. They called every broadcaster, every newspaper, every independent reporter to city hall where they held a press conference.
“Come on, Supervillain. Smile! You’re going to be on prime time TV!” Superhero grinned, eyes full of sickening malice. Superhero walked out to the steps where a podium was set up, arms up in a wide V. Forever the show person.
Supervillain could hear them speak to the masses. Recounting their humble tale with far less graphic detail and bloodshed than there actually was. A couple good wins over evil cliches and Supervillain knew that the recruiting sector of the Hero agency would be booming after Superhero’s heroic display.
“Of course, you don’t have to take my word for it. The fearsome Supervillain is no more! With our latest power dampening cuffs from the Hero Agency Supervillain will now be nothing more than a criminal locked away for their crimes!”
Supervillain emerged to a sound of applause, the number two and three Hero escorting them out onto the podium. When Supervillain stepped onto the podium so the reporters could see them, a hushed reverence fell over the crowd at seeing Supervillain in chains. The cuts on their face from Superhero’s fight still there, the blood caked around their nose making it difficult to breathe.
“Fear not. Now they are no more dangerous than a teddy bear,” Superhero said, throwing an arm around Supervillain’s shoulder. Turning their head from the mic, Superhero said: “kneel.”
Supervillain’s lips curled back into a snarl as they replied: “make me.”
Number two hero kicked at the back of Supervillain’s leg, and Supervillain’s leg dipped a bit but they stayed standing. They looked over their shoulder at the Number Two Hero who was shaking like a leaf and bared their teeth.
Superhero cleared their throat and Supervillain looked back at them. They got caught in Superhero’s horrific, electric blue eyes as Superhero grinned. “Ohhh you’re gonna regret saying that, old friend.”
After the press conference Supervillain expected to be put into one of the armoured vehicles and be carded off to Insurmountable prison. They had resigned themselves to it even, that was until Superhero held a hand up, stopping the guards.
“Actually officers, I’ve had a change of heart. They’re coming home with me.”
Supervillain glared at Superhero. “You can’t do that. There are rules and regulations you abide by.”
Superhero smiled. “I’ve already arranged for it with the Mayor. She A-okay’d it. So I’ll be taking them from here, officers. Thank you.”
Supervillain with their Jack-rabbiting heart was passed off to Superhero without a second glance. Without question. They were just given to their enemy. Superhero clicked their car keys and the boot opened. Supervillain shot a deadpan look at Superhero.
“You can’t be serious.”
“Oh deadly,” superhero said with a grin. “I can’t trust you not to crash the car killing us both. So you go where the dogs go, don’t you?”
Superhero punched Supervillain, again and again and again until they didn’t try to get up anymore and then they simply scooped them up bridle style and put them in the boot of the car. “See? Good dog.”
Then the boot slammed shut and Supervillain felt something sprout inside them that they haven’t felt in years. Fear crawled out from it’s hiding place and settled heavy on their chest, like a cat curling up against their rib cage.
Superhero had them.
Superhero had them.
Powerless.
Unregulated. Unknown to the public. To anyone.
No one was coming for Supervillain, because no one would know where they were.
Superhero appeared at the boot again, and said: “do you want to get out yourself or do you want to be carried?”
Supervillain got out themselves, struggling to get out with their hands handcuffed behind their back.
“You learn so quick. Good.”
Superhero brought them to the basement, because of course they had a dungeon in their basement. When they got in Superhero opened the cell door and pushed Supervillain in before locking the door.
“Put your hands through the gap,” said Superhero and Supervillain did. Superhero took the cuffs off of Supervillain whose eyes went wide when they suddenly had their wrists free. Then their gaze turned suspicious as they turned to face Superhero.
Superhero just grinned their hideous grin and said: “I made this cell just for you. Same thing in here—“ Superhero said, pointing at the handcuffs. “Is all around these beautiful walls. You can try summon your power, but it won’t happen. Though I would love to see you try.”
“If I can’t use my powers, that means you can’t either.”
“That’s true,” Superhero grinned, something knowing in their unnerving electric eyes. “But I won’t be needing them. Kneel.”
Supervillain glared at them and Superhero shrugged with a smile. “Kneel.”
Superhero shrugged again. “Last chance, Supervillain. Kneel.”
Supervillain stayed standing, head held high. Superhero let out a sigh, then said: “okay. No food privilege for you. For what? Let’s say three days? For disobeying me three times.”
“What? You can’t do that!”
“Oh, you’re right. Four times! For that one time at City hall too. Good. See you in four days, Supervillain.”
The panic clawed at their throat as they ran to the bars watching as Superhero walked up the stairs whistling all the while. “Superhero! SUPERHERO! You can’t just leave me here! Superhero!”
But Superhero closed the door and it locked and Supervillain was alone in the power proof cell. At first it was fine.
Then their stomach grumbled after a while and Supervillain realised the room had no windows, and how much they had taken the change of day for granted. After that realisation it seemed the days lasted weeks.
They were on the ground, lying down facing the wall when the door opened again and down came Superhero whistling.
“Grubs up, Supervillain,” Superhero said and Supervillain turned their head to see a tray with a bowl and a couple bottle of waters on it. They got up, too fast as a dizzy spell took over and Superhero said: “easy now, Supervillain. Take your time.”
There was porridge in the bowl, but Supervillain ignored it for one of the water bottles and chugged it, stopping halfway for a gasp of air as it slid cool down into their empty stomach and made their hunger pangs growl.
“Eat it slow, you must be hungry,” Superhero said voice full of compassion and Supervillain wanted to bite and snap and growl, but they stayed silent and took Superhero’s advice and ate slow anyway. Supervillain closed their eyes after the first hot spoonful of plain porridge, savouring it.
Superhero sat on the other side of the cell door facing supervillain as they ate. Their eyes were normal, a warm honey colour when they weren’t high off their powers. They looked human. Supervillain didn’t trust it for a second.
“I had a dream about you last night,” said Superhero softly. Supervillain scoffed. “I did,” superhero insisted.
“Oh yeah? About what?”
“About…” superhero laughed a bit, embarrassed and shook their head. “Nevermind. Too weird.”
“You have to tell me now,” said Supervillain, putting the half full bowl back onto the tray. Superhero followed their hands and then trailed their gaze up to Supervillain’s eyes.
“We… uh, we were friends,” said Superhero shyly. They looked Supervillain in the eyes, surprise on their face. “You’re not laughing?”
Supervillain shrugged, resting their head against the wall and crossing one leg over another keeping them extended in front of them. Satisfied.
“Why would I laugh? It makes sense. We’re both devoted. Hardworking. Loyal. Top of our fields. Brilliant. Delusions of grandeur. Think we’re doing the right thing,” Supervillain listed. “If we were on the same side, we’d be formidable.”
“Yeah… yeah we would,” said Superhero, voice so soft and small it was almost dreamy. Superhero got to their feet then, stretching their arms to the ceiling, before asking: “you’ll never kneel, will you?”
Supervillain smiled in reply. “You’re going to have to kill me first.”
Superhero smiled, a genuine smile before nodding. “Okay then. See you tomorrow, Supervillain.”
“Yeah. See you.”
Superhero came the next day like they said, but they didn’t come alone. Instead they were dragging a skinny girl in chains who looked like she hadn’t eaten in days. Or hadn’t eaten well. Her eyes were wide and scared as Superhero pulled her down the stairs with their unyielding way before stopping before Supervillain’s cell door.
“Superhero— what the fuck are you doing?” Supervillain asked, looking at the girl who was trembling.
“Supervillain meet ECHO. ECHO, meet Supervillain,” Superhero said, eyes that horrible electric blue. “I was thinking about our chat yesterday, Supervillain. That we would be such a power team. Unstoppable. Ferocious. All the crime would grind to a stop with us together. The only problem? We’re on different sides. That’s where ECHO comes in.”
Superhero yanked ECHO’s hands back by the wrist and the girl winced, her wrists red rimmed and bleeding from the power dampeners on them.
“Let her go, Superhero.”
“Oh. I intend to,” Superhero replied, eyes flashing. “See this is our little deal. The agency decided ECHO’s power was too unpredictable so we have had her at the Hero Tower for her entire life, but I am offering her her freedom if she does one incy, bincy little favour for me. Isn’t that right ECHO?”
Supervillain’s heart was hammering against their chest as they asked: “what’s your power ECHO?”
“That’s the best part. She can alter memories, and in our case, dear Supervillain, wipe them completely.”
ECHO cried shaking her head as she looked at Supervillain. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry,” she sobbed and Supervillain shook their head.
“No. No it’s okay. I lived my life. You do what you need to. Earn your freedom, it’s okay. I forgive you. It’s okay ECHO.”
Superhero grinned. “Excellent. Well,” Superhero took the cuffs off the girl’s wrists and pushed her towards Supervillain. “Make sure to take all their ideas of villainy and hate towards me too, ECHO.”
ECHO’s bottom lip was trembling. So Supervillain reached through the bars grabbed her shaking hand and squeezed reassuringly. “It’s okay. Do it. It’s okay, ECHO.”
That’s the last thing Supervillain ever said.
When they came to they were in the Hero tower medbay with amnesia. Superhero was there, because Superhero was always there.
“You really had me worried, Void.”
Void blinked, a pounding headache was all they were left with from the cause of their injuries. “We got them. We got Supervillain. They’re gone. We put them away.”
“We did?” Void asked, head still pounding in their skull. They lay down on the bed again and smiled, closing their eyes: “finally.”
Their eyes were closed, so they didn’t notice the gleam in Superhero’s eyes as they watched their old nemesis forget who they were.
“We did. Now all that’s left is to dismantle their crime empire. But we can start tomorrow. Rest now. We have a big day tomorrow.”
So Void rested on the bed in the medbay of the hero tower and thought nothing unusual of it. If their headache could just go away that would be ideal.
The next day they started raids on Supervillain’s hideouts, but they were no match for Superhero and Void. The perfect team. Moving as one as they always did.
The smaller hideouts were easier to hit. Void seemed to instinctively know the hot spots of the Villain’s that they couldn’t quite… explain. It was nearly like muscle memory, and then one of the minor Villain’s looked at Void with wide scared eyes.
“S-s-supervillain? What are you doing with Superhero? Why are you—“ an electric blue arc shot through the villain’s shoulder and they fell to the ground, screaming. Void was stunned. Standing stock still until Superhero was at their side.
“Void? You okay?”
Void shook their head, their headache pounding hard against their skull. They put a hand to their temple, stumbling a bit and Superhero caught them before they fell.
“Void?!”
“I’m— I’m okay…”
“What happened?”
“It’s nothing… it’s probably just lingering effects from Supervillain…”
Superhero screwed their lips up, resolute as they tightened a reassuring hand on Void’s arm. “Okay. We’re going home.”
“I’m—“
“No. It was too soon to bring you back to the field… we’re going home.”
Void didn’t have the energy to fight them on it. So they went back to base, had a shower took some headache tablets and was sitting on the windowsill overlooking the city, eyes hard.
“I got Chinese food from that place you like!” Superhero sing-songed opening the door to the residence. “Void?”
Void didn’t answer, they just waited for Superhero to come into the living room. “Void? You okay?”
“No,” said Void, and the cadence sounded so like Supervillain to Superhero’s ears that they had to fight the scowl off their face. Void turned their head to Superhero with accusing eyes: “why did that Villain call me Supervillain today?”
Superhero scoffed, putting the takeaway bags onto the coffee table and going to sit beside Void at the window. They let out a heavy sigh and relaxed their back against the glass by Void’s feet.
“I keep forgetting that you don’t remember any of it… I’m sorry, it’s just— we were the only two there that day, so I just keep going off on the assumption that you remember. That we went through it together.”
“If this headache is anything to go by, it feels like we did go through it together.”
Superhero hummed to themselves. “How bad is the headache?”
Void shrugged. “It comes and it goes… I think it’s if I try to remember anything it just kills me.”
“It was a traumatic event, Void. Maybe this headache when you’re trying to remember it is your body’s way of telling you to let it go. To leave it forgotten.”
“Maybe,” said Void and Superhero smiled, going to dish up the food in the kitchen. Void followed with a sigh and a tired smile. It was only later on in bed did he realise that superhero never answered their question as to why that Villain called them Supervillain.
Best to just let it go. Leave it forgotten, like superhero said. Close the chapter, stop trying to pry their mind open.
So that’s what they did.
It took them three weeks to raid every known Supervillain base.
On the final day, Superhero dragged in the last straggler, throwing them at Void’s feet, a scowl on their face. “This is the one who put you in the hospital,” said Superhero. “The one who killed love interest. The one who nearly killed me. If I were you… well they wouldn’t be breathing, but I’ll look the other way if you want to end them.”
“Supervillain?” Villain asked and Void glared down at them, hands balled into fists at their sides. “Supervillain? It’s me… it’s Villain.”
Two balls of light formed at Void’s heels taking the form of hounds that barked and yipped at the Villain on their knees in front or them.
“Supervillain! Supervillain?! Wait! Wait we’re friends! We’re friends. Superhero took you! They took you and they wiped your memory somehow! Supervillain! That’s your name, not Void! You were never void! You were always caring and loving and good! Supervillain please—“ Villain cried, but Void clicked their fingers and set the hounds on the wailing villain.
Superhero grinned, eyes electric and hungry as the vicious dogs— licked… the Villain’s face…
Superhero looked up at Void to see them just as confused as Superhero was.
“What?” Void asked, looking at their hounds. Villain just smiled at Void and said: “you trained them to never attack your friends. You were just that type of person.”
“Void! Don’t let them fool you! They lie and cheat and murder and terrorise—“
“What are their names?” Void asked, interrupting Superhero’s rant. Villain just smiled at Void while Superhero sputtered out a: “I’m sorry?”
Void turned to face them, eyes trained on the face of their best friend for who knows how many years. Void’s voice was quiet as they repeated: “My hounds. What are their names?”
“They wouldn’t know,” said Villain casually, leaning back on their elbows. “They are not your friend, Supervillain. They are your enemy. Our enemy.”
“Why should I listen to you?” Void hissed at the Villain who’s smile was so achingly familiar. It tugged at something in Void’s chest as their mind was scrambling down lines of who’s who and why they should care.
“Set your dogs on Superhero and you’ll see what I’m saying is true.”
Void only had to cast their gaze in the direction of Superhero to find the truth of Villain’s statement on their face. The barely concealed rage, simmering. Their jaw set, teeth clenched so hard Void was surprised they didn’t crunch under the pressure.
And then Superhero raised their hand to Villain, blue electricity cackling around their fingers. “Oh well. It was fun while it lasted,” said Superhero and an arc of blue lightning was sent towards Villain’s chest.
Void’s hound, Saoirse, took the hit, dissipating as their brother ran wide and pulled at Superhero’s leg. Superhero turned, blasting that one too and when they turned again to get Villain they found that they were alone.
Superhero cursed, the clouds gathering around them as a divine burst from the heavens consumed Superhero in blue electricity. “Villain! You better run. When I get Supervillain again, oh we are going to tear you apart. Limb from limb!”
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heyyyitsgrey · 2 years
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Rosalie Hale NSFW Alphabet
OKAY FIRST OF ALL MY BAD FOR THIS TAKING SO LONG- SCHOOL GOT BUSY AND THEN I HAD WRITERS BLOCK AGAIN
I got another anonymous request, so here we go-
Hope this is what you wanted anon
(part three of my 'I've decided I can write smut' streak)
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
When it comes to Rosalie aftercare consists of mostly cuddling, I mean, of course, she'll clean up, but not after having given you a million little kisses before and while in the cleaning process-
If you're a vampire, the clean-up process would be even longer since there is no real reason to get up (or y'know you're both too fucked out to move) Most times y'all will going to take a shower (attempting to get cleaned up) and then end up going for another round
B = Body part (Their favorite body part and also their partner’s)
Her favorite part of her body is her mouth, is that inherently sexual on its own? No, however, she loves giving head, so do with that what you will.
Her favorite body part of yours is most likely your hands, she loves feeling your hands all over her body or inside her.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…I’m a disgusting person)
I'm just gonna be straight up and say it, she'd love cumming in your mouth. Either while riding your face or while you're giving her head, she'd love it.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Rosalie would definitely want to have sex with you somewhere you shouldn't be having sex. For example, on the couch at the Cullen's house, while everyone else is home and can hear everything you're doing. She would probably never bring it up in fear of exposing you to her family though. (But if you brought it up first she probably wouldn't be too upset)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Due to her horrible experience as a human, she, at first, wouldn't want to have sex. However, once she was comfortable she grew to know sex as a positive and enjoyable experience y'all would go at it like rabbits. At this point, you know her body so well and she knows yours just as well, either of your lack of experience with sex doesn't matter.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
I feel like her favorite position would be riding your face. She would be in total control, which for her, is basically a necessity. Or similarly, you kneeling in front of her and eating her out.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
With Rosalie it depends. When you first start having sex, she is serious but as she grows more comfortable she lets go a little and is calmer. At one point she actually started cracking jokes.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Due to the fact she is a vampire hair growth isn't a problem, she trimmed it once and then didn't worry about it anymore.
With you, she doesn't care as long as your hair doesn't get too long (giving you head isn't as enjoyable with super long pubes)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
She is very intimate in the moment, she cares a lot about making sure you know that she loves you and you aren't just having sex to have sex. However, she will occasionally crack some jokes, trying to make you laugh or smile.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
She doesn't have the need to masturbate. However, I feel like she would get off on you watching her masturbate. Or vice versa, she would get off watching you masturbate.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
I feel like Rosalie wouldn't have very many kinks, sex with her would be more vanilla, however, she does have a few
As I said before, she is an exhibitionist (even if she doesn't want to admit it or do anything exhibitionary)
Dominance is another kink she drabbles in, it helps her feel more in control
OVERSTIMULATION- this is her favorite kink. Making you cum multiple times in one round is one of her favorite things to do (this has led to both of you being too fucked out to move multiple times)
Also, she would have a breeding kink (I'm just saying, man)
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Her favorite place to have sex would be in either her room or yours. But if she ever got the courage to ask you to have sex elsewhere it would be the Cullen's kitchen, due to the open nature of the room.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
I feel like simple things would get Rosalie going, like for example, you asking consent to even hold her hand.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Absolutely nothing that would bring either of you pain or that (if you're human) would draw blood. She would also never do CNC (consensual non-consensual) after her experience as a human that is immediately off the table.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Rosalie would prefer getting head, as I've mentioned before. I feel like you giving her head is one of the first sexual acts the two of you did together.
She would not be opposed to giving head though, she loves watching you squirm as she fucks you with her mouth. She'd love when you buck your hips up as she makes you cum for the fourth time with just her mouth.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)
She would be more sensual than rough, and her pace depends on how fast either of you needs to get off. There are times when she goes so fast, that you cum multiple times in 10 minutes, and then there are times when you could be going at it for an hour and only cum once. It all depends on your circumstances.
Q = Quickie (Their opinion on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
There are times when having a quickie is necessary, but she definitely prefers being able to take her time with you.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
She isn't very open to experimenting, and risks are not something she's into. Even if you are a vampire, she doesn't like the idea of something risky. There are some things that she would experiment with. (like having sex with the door open)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
As a vampire, stamina isn't a problem. When you're human you tend to only go two, at max three rounds and that doesn't change much when you turn. She doesn't like going for very many rounds, but she has the ability to every once and a while.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
She owns two toys, a vibrator for herself and one to use on you. Otherwise, she doesn't own any, she doesn't see the need for them when you satisfy her needs, and she satisfies yours.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
I feel like she wouldn't be a big tease, although there are some days where she does just randomly stop while giving you head just to see what you would do.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
She isn't very vocal during sex, she'll let out a few moans or whines, however, when she is about to cum that's when she starts to get vocal. She'll be moaning at the top of her lungs (almost screaming) as she cums.
She'd love hearing you moan, and if you aren't very vocal, she will try her damnedest to get you to at the very least moan once. After a while, she can learn the difference between your moans and can tell when you're close to cumming.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
With Rosalie, safewords are a very big thing. Especially at first, when she isn't totally comfortable and needs to be able to back out at any time. It could either be a phrase or a light system (red means stop, yellow means slow down, green means go)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Rosalie is fit and has a surprising amount of muscle, her boobs are slightly bigger than average, and her ass is pretty big (it's a nice ass)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
At first, she has about an average sex drive, but after she grows comfortable having sex again, it increases significantly. Like I said earlier, y'all fuck like rabbits.
Z = ZZZ (…how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Because she's a vampire, she can't fall asleep even if she wanted to. If you're human after cleaning up she'll make sure you get some rest. If you're a vampire instead of sleeping the two of you just lay together in pure ecstasy.
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