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treasury-secretary · 3 days
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If I accidentally threw my fountain pen and it accidentally stabbed Jefferson in the eye, do you think I'd accidentally be fired?
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ask-johnnyverse · 1 day
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I know what you and kenshi are…
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
[Johnny offers a smile, happily unaware of the lipstick smudged on his face.]
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radio-isnot-dead · 1 day
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Are you showing this to me just to spite me?
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question for any of the mercs, what's the strongest animal you think you could beat in a fight?
Scout: A bear, duh. [He would be scratched to death by any cat, easily.]
[Pyro waves their hands dismissively. They'd never want to fight an animal! Unless it was Smokey the Bear. You've seen what happens then...]
Soldier: I COULD BEAT ANYTHING IN A FIGHT!
Engineer: Maybe a bull.
Demoman: I think... [He nods off mid sentence and doesn't answer.]
Heavy: I have won against bear. Answer enough.
Medic: Hm, I will assume an ape, considering the types of people I have overpowered.
Spy: To be honest, I don't believe I could win against much. It's my ability to aim for an adversary's heart that wins me encounters. If they have tough skin or even a shell, I doubt I could kill it easily.
Sniper: Anything I can shoot in the head- which is everything.
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phonecall-fromgod · 2 days
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guys my hair is literally so cool
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character-selecton · 7 months
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Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS
have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun
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sockmanduckman · 2 months
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IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ
TW—Mentions of suicide
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THESE ROLEPLAY BLOGS ARE JUST ROLEPLAY, THEY AREN’T REAL! BUT THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE BEHIND THEM!
Real people are behind these blogs, and telling then to kill themselves is NOT okay in ANY capacity.
They might just be words on the internet to you, but these can actually hurt people. And if one of these mods followed through, the blood would be on your hands for saying that.
I didn’t ever imagine making a post like this, because I assumed it be a “no fucking shit” thing, but you jackasses are acting like toddlers.
And to the people saying “It’s just a joke!”, or “Don’t be so sensitive.” get bent, genuinely.
Don’t be a dumbass, and don’t tell people to kill themselves.
And if you have done shit like this, and someone leaks your ip address (because that’s what happens on the internet) I don’t fucking feel bad for you, you did it to yourself!
@charlie-morningstar666
@the-exterminator
@vox-tv-demon
@moonnighthowling666
@thelogicalimp
@alyxdefoisnthere
@headlessdeaddancer
@bad-boy-lover
@ask-velvette-official
@valentino-moth-man
@husk-not-whiskers
@fizzy-jezter
@xxsmilingdeerxx
@cherri-is-bomb
@the-original-dickmaster
@blitz-the-o-is-silent
@angeldust-real
@lovelyfeather
@lucifer-morningstar-real
@duck-with-le-knife
@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer
@mcalastor
@heavens-gatekeeper
@michael-the-morningstar
@theholyhealer
@theholymessenger
@fizzythefrog
@the-cowboy-of-wrath
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official-mr-knight · 1 month
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Uh huh.. I thought only one baby exists.. How does that even happen making another one, mr. Miguel? Don't judge me.. I know how things happens but no' this
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nifftyhasaknife · 8 days
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<gives her bug spray>
Not the same anon, don't tell Husk
"Finally! Someone who understands! Thank you Little Darling!"
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Niffty takes the bug spray and cuts the top off, drinking it happily.
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detectivesholmes · 3 months
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John convinced me, or rather pestered me, to join this social media website. He told me that the listeners of his podcast want to see me here. One listener has been particularly persistent. I think John called them something along the lines of a chaotic frying pan. Whatever that means. So here I am. Don't make me regret this.
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billieburnt · 4 days
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Howdy there, whatcha doin’ round here?
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☠︎︎ Hey there, my names Billie, not saying my last name because I don’t give shit out that easy. Dunno really why I made this account, used it a bit as a teen and I got bored so I decided to reinstall it to document stuff and just talk really. I guess I have to make a small likes and dislikes list because I guess that’s what people do on here?
My Likes
☠︎︎ Smoking
☠︎︎ Late night drives
☠︎︎ Country music and classic rock and roll - My current favorites are Miranda Lambert, Ozzy Osborn, Def Leopard, Tame Impala, and AC/DC
☠︎︎ Star gazing
☠︎︎ Drawing (sometimes)
☠︎︎ Dogs, especially German Shepherds
☠︎︎ Redbull
☠︎︎ Weed and other drugs
☠︎︎ Rain
My Dislikes
☠︎︎ Staying in one place for too long
☠︎︎ Fire
☠︎︎ People with the name Melinda
☠︎︎ Those 'alpha male' podcasts
☠︎︎ Rude or entitled people
☠︎︎ Children (fuck them kids)
☠︎︎ I guess that’s really all I got for now, I’ll post later and feel free to ask me stuff, I got nothing better to do. And feel free to send suggestive ones too, don’t mind a little spice in my day. But don’t go too far.
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Account ran by 🫀, not a minor, it/it’s pronouns.
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treasury-secretary · 3 days
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My name is Alexander Hamilton. I am currently seated as the Treasury Secretary of the United States. War veteran, husband to Eliza, father to Philip, Angelica, James, John, Eliza Jr., Alexander Jr., and William. Founding father to America. Ask me anything.
Thomas Jefferson, do not interact. Go kiss Adams' boot or something
roleplay blog - mod @spyret-the-shitposter. DM this blog or moderator for problems.
i will choose not to answer anything romantic/sexual, angsty, rude, anything about death or the reynolds pamphlet or just anything flat out weird lmao
about the moderator!
hi everyone! i'm spyret, i go by they/it, and i'm a minor! check my main blog for more :]
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ask-johnnyverse · 1 day
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*to Johnny MK11* Hello Johnny ;-; Can I please get a hug? Thank you ..,
- 🤎
Hey there. Hug? Of course, bring it in, kid.
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radio-isnot-dead · 3 days
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What’s your weapon of choice? How well do you think you would do in a battle royale? Asking for a friend…
My cane! And what is a battle royale..?
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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you see there. I’m Kat Carter!
Okay, lemme think… I’m fifteen, daughter of Apollo currently at Camp Half-Blood with my homies <3
When I’m not at camp, NYC is my home base. You can probably find me in Apollo cabin: practicing monologues/songs, scrolling Tumblr for fellow demigods, trying not to pine over Ellis Wakefield, running from his insane brother (Sherman Yang), or making mug brownies.
he gets his own category:
@ellis--wakefield — my boyfriend <333
he’s really cute and he’s great at capture the flag and he’s nice to the newbies and damn he’s just idk how to even describe him ‘cause words cannot
Former… um… let’s just say people I used to know:
@lukemessedup — Good boss, bad business
@lieutenant-of-kronos — I regret letting him convince me to join up but he’s a nice guy.
@alabaster-c-t — Yep. You read that right. Bro is apparently not dead, nor has ever been.
@the-song-of-the-moon — We’re starting an ex-Titan Army therapy group together :3
@the-lord-of-time — Literally cannot believe I’m writing this. I’m working on making him a good person, hopefully.
@existence-is-pain-ahhhhhhhh — need I say more? He’s awesome. Case closed.
@the-better-castellan — new addition to the List Of People Who Aren’t Dead After All! They’re cool trust me
Totally irresponsible pseudo-father to half of CHB (he does actually care about campers but he’s got a reputation to uphold):
@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine
My fellow campers, love y’all:
@thanatoss-favorite-demigod — best murder road trip buddy a gal could ask for
@thehadescabincounsler — I’ve adopted them into Apollo cabin. They’re now officially an honorary child of the Sun Dude.
@thatonebitheaterkid — my sibling. too many pets (affectionate)
@that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon — my absolute bestie <3
@poseidons-favourite-daughter — training together ⚔️! She’s so sweet and a year rounder so I won’t be alone come fall
@yes-im-a-daughter-of-hades — she just got back from Tartarus, so you know what that means!… binge watching everything pop culture. Phineas and Ferb say what?
@lady-ariadne-of-milan — my coolest big sister. Be nice, she’s been trapped as a flower since, like, the Renaissance.
@bill-son-of-boreas — Ayyy! My Norwegian bestie!
@internal-bloodshed — I’m like ninety percent sure he wants me dead. If I step a toe out of line and hurt Ellis, my body will apparently never be found.
Shoot me an ask, camp can get kinda boring!
(Psst. My general tag is #kat carter on the case, and my lore tag is #from the archives of kat carter)
(Extra psst. Do you want more Kat Carter content without actually having to roleplay? Send me an ask by picking something from my tag #ask game!)
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utyellowstrings · 3 months
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* remembrance.
1. the action of remembering the dead, especially in a ceremony.
2. a thing kept or given as a reminder or in commemoration of someone
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Our story takes place a few months after the true pacifist ending, meaning there WILL be spoilers for all of Undertale Yellow. Please don't interact if you don't want to be spoiled!
An additional note: these are personal interpretations of these characters, and they may not fall directly under canon. For further information, please refer to the BIOS section.
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No overuse of fonts or special characters.
Specify who you're talking to (both in and out of character).
No spamming, hatespeech, or advertising in the askbox.
The main four (as well as Flowey and occasionally other Undertale characters) are the main focus, but anyone is avaliable for asks!
Updates may not be consistent.
Other blogs are free to interact, regardless of who you are! Just be kind.
No NSFW asks, especially ones directed towards younger characters (ex: Flowey).
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#ooc ꔛ out of character posts and interactions.
#strings of fate ꔛ plot heavy / important moments for the overall story.
#ask ꔛ for responses!
#modask ꔛ for ooc responses.
#art ꔛ any and all art made for this blog.
#sillyart ꔛ non-serious / shitposty art or doodles.
#rp ꔛ for roleplay responses and the like.
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This account is ran by two mods! MK (#🔆, he/xe) and Star (#🏵️, he/she). We'll generally alternate between who posts, and we both have control over specific characters (Martlet/Dalv and Starlo/Ceroba respectively). Feel free to ask us if you have any questions! We'll try our best to answer.
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