Getting To Know REARRANGED And The Blog

For those few aware, this is a hub dedicated to conversation around my Jujutsu Kaisen fanfiction:

It's your stereotypical self-insert isekai fix-it fic... until it isn't.

A young woman from our world falls into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen. But instead of seeking out and making friends with the familiar characters we know and love, she somehow manages to wind up as a very suspicious blip on Gojo Satoru's radar. Not believing that she's from another dimension, but concerned about her motivations and the seemingly-impossible knowledge she possesses, he keeps her pressed tightly under the sole of his boots...

He might just be the scariest person she's ever met.

Reader-chan is your average girl, thrust suddenly into a world filled to the brim with violence and magic. She's powerless, unable to fight, and already dealing with the trauma of losing most of her family. And, to make matters worse, the "good guys" are morally ambiguous at best. Meaning that she's not quite sure where she stands in her new universe.

What follows is a slow burn enemies to lovers romance between Gojo Satoru and the Reader Avatar (AFAB Original Character), though that's hardly at the forefront. The story is about subverting expectations, breaking down character archetypes, and building up the world of Jujutsu Kaisen in a way the manga neglected to.

This fanfiction deconstructs popular aspects of "yandere" love interests, the emotionally catastrophic results of too-young protagonists facing insurmountable odds (a formula that Shonen anime/manga favor), and the common tropes that we writers use every day.

This blog was spawned because conversation on AO3 is stifled by its lack of inter-personal connection. I wanted a space for people that enjoy my work to be able to communicate with me easily. And I also wanted a way to post my behind-the-scenes tidbits and my chapter-by-chapter commentary.

Would you like to join me in the madness? It could be fun! Just click the link above and start reading!

One of my favorite scenes from “I Need a (Girlfriend) Hero!”  

owning a bakery and being discovered by the ada and the port mafia (part 6)

platonic! kunikida doppo x f! reader

this is part of my head canon series, flour & fluff !!

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series synopsis: owning a bakery at 20 is tough; even more so when you have to handle members of two opposing organizations! this is your journey to meeting those fools and creating an unlikely bond with each of them. but only at the cost of your peace and sanity.

fandom: bungou stray dogs

content: fluff, platonic relationships, comedy

warnings! mentions of suicide (related to dazai ofc)

previous: kimonos and katanas

a/n: it had nearly been two years since i’ve posted a part to this wtf; and sorry if kunikida seems ooc! i haven’t really written for him so this is a bit out of my comfort zone! hope you like it nonetheless :))

an idealist? nah he’s a math teacher

Keep reading

System au - twisted wonderland

Counterattack Of The Scorned Fiancé

Prologue

Arc I - Heartslabyul

Mission Target: Riddle Rosehearts

'The Cold And Strict Duke Has A Soft Spot For Me!'

Riddle Rosehearts - Chapter I

Riddle Rosehearts - Chapter II

Riddle Rosehearts - Chapter III

Arc II - Savanaclaw

Mission Target: Leona Kingscholar

'A Rabbit And A Lion Are Never A Good Match'

Arc III - Octavinelle

Mission Target: Azul Ashengrotto

'The Mafia Boss Acts Like A Puppy With Me'

Arc IV - Scarabia

Mission Target: Kalim Al-Asim

'I Saved The Hair To A Multi-Million Company And Now He'S Obsessed!'

Arc V - Pomefiore

Mission Target: Vil Schoenheit

'The Entertainment Industry Is A Cruel World For A White Lotus'

Arc VI - Ignihyde

Missions Target: Idia Shroud

'Spring Is The Season Of Love'

Arc VII - Diasomnia

Mission Target: Malleus Draconia

'The Lonely Demon King'

Epilogue

Epilogue + Special Thanks

Side Stories

Mission Target: Rollo Flamm

'The Pope Is So Naughty!'

Missions Target: Jamil Viper

'My Cute Naga'

This is a work of fiction owned by me, the resident dummy of Tumblr. If you get any works inspired by this one be sure to tag me so I can enjoy one of my favorite genres yeah?

Taglist: @love-thanatopsis @chinmon-s @been-taking-muay-thai-classes @stephberrytart @sarah22447

Okay so I've been playing disney dream light valley and thought 'what if they did a crossover with twisted wonderland!'

And then thought what if Yuu was the protag from dreamlight valley!

What would their magic be described like by the mirror since they would obvi have magic!

Then I realized I named the Yuu I mostly use as Yume which means dream and I just...

Then Micky mouse wouldn't be a mystery since he's a friend...but what if twst was before dreamlight?

And Micky was trying to bring them back from the here and there, but they some how ended up in twisted wonderland?

We have two of the great seven in our valley! And maybe eventually all 7!

That would mean Yuu is royalty since they rule over the valley and are called 'your majesty' by most

The first person I would invite to move in to the valley would be Malleus since he's my fav

Grim can be the equipped companion animal

I have a terrible plan for defeating the ghost bride that I like to call “Operation Homewrecker.” It hinges on convincing the bride that Idia can’t be married because he’s already taken by the Prefect.

If Idia is so perfect then of course he would have a partner already and now it’s the Prefect’s job to prove that Idia and them are so very in love and that the bride is an interloper. The entire plan is meant to be played out like something straight out of one of Lilia’s dramas, full of embellishments that leave Idia himself more and more confused. Ortho photoshops pictures at speeds unseen by the average person. Idia is almost convinced of their fake relationship himself.

Bonus comedy points if Idia and the Prefect have never spoken to each other before.

Extra bonus comedy points if, despite being strangers, the Prefect claims that Idia and them have a child together and that the bride is ripping a family apart.

There is no contingency plan for if Eliza opts to attack the prefect. Nor a goal to get the ring on her hand. Essentially everyone is hoping is that she’ll become someone else’s problem, somewhere else.

You know what? That plan sounds like an absolute trainwreck, and I love it. The theatrics. The drama. The spice. The plan is fuck and find out.

Imagine all the boys that are stuck, Eliza, Idia, all the ghost attendants, hear a commotion outside the cafeteria and in storms the prefect looking like and complete wreck with Ortho in tow. Clothes disheveled, mascara down the face as if they had been bawling their eyes out.

They point at Eliza. "You Homewrecker!"

"I beg your pardon?!"

"You heard me! How dare you take my husband!" They flash a ring on their finger. "Idia and I are married, or trollops like you not care? We have a child and everything!"

"Ghost lady, why did you take my papa away?" Ortho fake sobs so loud it hurts everyone's ears.

Its a spectacle.

If Eliza does beat their ass and freezes them, at least it was worth it. Give them an Oscar for the performance.

omfg I keep coming back here bc I love ur account AND FEEL FREE NOT TO DO THIS RQ JSHSJD but can I req a scenario that's like, Reader is a dragon but doesn't have dragon features and Malleus think she's just a human, But then one day reader turns into their dragon form and destroys a little bit of ramshackle in the process and when malleus is on his midnight walk he sees this and starts jumping to conclusions

Welcome back~ Hope you're doing well~

Where's the dragon? (Malleus)

Note: I only write for female reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

I'm not going to go deep into that, except that I am

— (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

How the fuck are you hiding being a dragon from this man?

It's infinitely easier to hide being a dragon when you don't need to hide dragon features. Once you learn how to hide your presence and your magic, even the dragons back in your world would take some time to notice

You didn't expect that to also be the case with Malleus, specially since he's a dragon fae and you're a dragon dragon.

Fae are also not easy to fool, unless they underestimate you (which is why humans can fool them in all those tales, you'd think they'd learn the lesson after a millennium or two.

Maybe that's why he never figured out? Because he thought you were human? Huh. Magic, eh?

Anyway, hiding from him quickly starts weighting down on you. He's a lonely man and a lonely dragon, and you don't want to hold such secret from him after he opened up to you so happily

But... humans were not friendly to dragons where you came from, and your kind is so used to hiding that showing any of your dragoness is... an incredible show of trust and intimacy

But no one in NRC would mistreat you (not more than they already do, in some cases) for being a dragon

And Malleus certainly wouldn't, the sweet dear

But...

But...

But...

— (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Malleus can feel his heart on his throat when he sees the damage on Ramshackle's walls. For a calming midnight stroll, the view is almost nauseating. He doesn't think as he runs---he runs---as fast as he can, practically jumping inside the building.

Then his heart stops.

The room is a terrible mess, like something tried to break every single thing in it. There are claw marks on the floor and some of the furniture is burned.

He can feel the remnants of a dragon's presence.

"(Y/N)!" he yells, forgoing his usual endearment. "(Y/N)! Where are you?!"

"Mal!"

The relief that fills his lungs with the deep breath of relief he takes almost makes him feel like he could float like a balloon. Without wasting another second, he takes her in his arms, picking her up easily, and swallows her yelp in a deep kiss.

"I thought something had happened. The room- and there's a dragon- where is the dragon and what did it do?" Malleus asks, anger rising at the mere thought that the offender might still be around.

"Mal, there's no one," his lover sighs, cupping his face and pecking his lips again, trying to calm him down. "It was all me."

"... pardon?"

"Remember when I said I had something to tell you, but you'd need to wait until I'm ready?"

"Of course I do, Child of Man."

"Weeeeeeeeell... I was, uh, stressing about it a little bit and... kindajustturnedintodragonformwhichbydewayIhaveonecuzI'madragon?"

"Come again?"

Malleus had not expected tonight's stroll to end up with him finding out his girlfriend is a dragon, but honestly, it's the best way the night could've ended.

Now it makes much more sense why she understood his courting so easily.

Twisted Wonderland Writer!Yuu/MC

Yuu is a webnovelist who without a computer to post on wrote in the spare notebooks Crowley so generously gave her.

Her preferd genre is Villianess/Villian revenge.

She endes up uploading on a site Azul and Kalim made for her to write her stories after the Scarabia incedent Kalim only paid for it so she can make extra money with Azul taking a cut

Azul found out about her stories from Grim when he mentions Yuu writing whenever she can on their emergancy notebooks that Yuu carries every where and not even being held prisoner stopped her.

Yuu's stories are quickly becoming popular since no one in Twst ever wrote a webnovel

She accidently endded up creating the Villain/ess Reincarnated/Isekai/Time travel redo genre in Twisted Wonderland

So far she has three stories published:

The first is about a female Villainess who goes back in time to redo her school years before the "heroine" came and had everyone abandon her; her friends, her family, her fans, her fiance... she isn't going to make the same mistake again! She doesn't need them! She left to a neighboring country and became a successful businesswoman who took the whole world by storm! She will do it again only this time she already has all the knowlage of the past ten years before her dissownment as a cheat!!! This time she will won't lose her Acting carrier or her title as the worlds top influencer!

The second is about a normal girl who ends up reincarnated as the 'evil' villainess who bullied her way into an engagement with the crown prince. In reality the crown prince is naive and too narcissistic in his own high self-righteousness that he would run the country to the ground for his own sense of justice that the King picked the previous owner of the body to ensure the survival of the kingdom. The Queen who didn't like the Villainess on the account of her being the daughter of the one the King truley loved turned her son against her by feeding him lies and the boy who likes soft looking girls and not sharp eyed girls belives she is a spoiled cruel noble. When the herione transfers into the school because of her holy magic the prince can't help to fall for the only other person with the same ideals as him along with other eligible male leads of the otome game. The reincarnated villainess knows how the story ends with the Kingdom on the verge of sambles on account of the new freshly crowned kind King and Queen. The villainess ends up teaming up with the bastard secret son of the previous King who is the hidden boss to take save the Kingdom!

The third story is about a Male transmigrating into the body of a 'useless' duke son. He has nothing going for him not looks, not smarts, no athlectic ability, and most important of all no magic... but he read the book he knows that this 'usless' noble is actually a secret boss Villain who years later comes back to the story with unparallel beauty, knowlage on the most obscure subjects, a master fighter, and with over take magic- the abiltiy to take control of the very magic in the air and control it to his every whim. So what is he to do but to become that legend evern earlier and take over the underworld as his future self did only he won't fall for the heroine who brought the original Villain's downfall after becoming obssessed with her. Now if only the Male lead will stop trying to be his friend!!!

Yuu when she findout about Vil wanting to be on stage until the end gathers up the courage to tell Vil about her Webnovel that is going to become a visual novel soon and maybe even a movie if she agrees Azul may have already agreed for her and asks if he is intrested in another 'bad guy' role only with a diffrent ending for the villain.

This is where ADuce find out why Yuu goes to Monstro Lounge every so often, she's working with an artist to make the visual novel and Azul hosts the meetings.

Yuu already payed Kalim back and is somewhat selfsuficent

Yuu is totally going to invite Tsunotaro to the first screening of her movie.

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Notes:

The only reason I wrote this is because I just powered through chapters 2-5 of Twst.

I was going to wait until all the chapters where done since I watch Otome Ayumi's and Shel_bb translation but the Halloween event came and I needed those free gems.

and chapter 5 ended and I thougt Vil could be the hero if since Villain and Villainess stories are popular if only they existed in Twst...

I thougt if only I could go and introduce them to this genre!

Malleus, Vil, Azul, Jamil, Ida, Riddle and Leona would make a perfect love interest to a Villain/ess in any story! and bam this brain nugget was created

May come back and edit this later just wanted to get this out there quickly like as soon as I finnished writing this

Yoo. Yooo. Could you do hc's for the bros where Mc is like. Later for dinner or something but before the bois can go and see what's up, Mc sends them a text that's like

"Yea I'm gonna be late for dinner. Not sure how late, but I'll be there. I've been trynna find a way out of my room for like 20 minutes, but there's this very big bug between me and the door, and every time I move, it moves. When it flies its wings make this whirring noise akin to some vassal horror. We're locked at a stalemate, I'm at every disadvandage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this."

And like the bug is legit like the size of their palm. Is no joke, it is, in fact, quite terrifying

A BUG IN MC'S ROOM AND THEY CAN'T MOVE

This request is *chefs kiss*

Twenty minutes.

It has been twenty minutes since dinner was laid out on the table, and MC isn't there.Belphegor is having trouble restraining a drooling Beel, who is trying very,very hard to not eat the delicious hell hog roast in front of him.

" MC isn't here yet." Satan spoke while drumming his fingers against the wood, " even more late than Levi."

" Hey! " Leviathan protested as he absentmindedly sipped on some water. " They're probably taking a bath." Asmodeus sultirily replied while fixing his hair with his fingers.

" I'll go and check! " Mammon sprung from the chair, and a screeching noise was heard which made everyone grimace. Just as Mammon turned around, Lucifer grabbed his jacket. " Wait." He spoke in a low tone, and his stern look made Mammon sulkily slink into his chair.

Just them, everyone's DDD pinged. Leviathan was the first one to open his chat, followed by the others.

" Whose going to help them?!"

~

MC: I am going to be late for dinner. Don't know how late, but I'll be there. I have been trying to leave my room since the last twenty minutes but there's this bug between me and the door. When I move, it moves. When it flies its wings make this noise akin similar to some sort of vassal horror. We're locked at a stalemate, and I'm at every disadvantage, and I believe the bug is fully aware of this.

~

LUCIFER

From their description,it looks like the Black Cicada from the northern Devildom. They are like normal human cicadas, but are big in size, the size of an average human's palm. Black in colour, with large wings that make a buzzing sound irritating to humans.

Poor MC.

Lucifer immediately grabs a net from the closet in the laundry room, and marches off to MC room. When he opens the door, he sees a giant Cicada lying menacingly on the floor, with its wings making a buzzing sound. MC is holding a Devildom history book in hand, ready to throw it at the insect if it moves.

Lucifer quietly approaches, and traps the bug with the net. After the insect has been released , he turns around to find MC hugging him, and he blushes a deep red , while the brothers watch on with envy.

Do you know the reason Lucifer caught the bug easily? Ans: His symbolic animal is the peacock. Peacocks are not picky eaters. Although I may have put a cursed image in your mind now....Don't worry, he never ate it..

MAMMON

Holy mother of crows, what does he do? He can't back off now, he enthusiastically offerred to be MC's knight in shining armour and Lucifer told him to go on with a smirk..the audacity....

He can't back off now. The Great Mammon's reputation is on line. So he takes along his most loyal crows with the promise of a meal, and with shaky hands opens MC's door, to find them wearing a literal helmet, baseball bat in hand. The offending insect is calmly perched on the windowsill, and it's SO big.

He turns back to find out his crows have made a beeline for Asmodeus's open door...Mammon will have them share their finds with him later...

But to the present....he grabs MC's hand and throws a shoe at the insect, and after pushing MC along, closes the door.

" We are safe now...u-gh, aren't we?" Mammon huffs, trying to catch his breath. MC doesn't reply, but stare at his shoulder. " H-human?"

" It is on your shoulder....." MC slowly steps back in horror....

" AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!"

LEVIATHAN

What to do, Henry????

Leviathan panicks but seeing his brothers rush to rescue MC fills him with envy, and with a particular look in his eyes he announces that he will go. His brothers are shocked at his confidence but agree, nonetheless.

Outside of their room, Leviathan is panicking. From their description, it looks like the antagonist of some horror game. He doesn't have a gun or a sword right now? Does he?

Leviathan opens the door immediately after hearing MC whimper, and sees the bug in question on the bed, with its beady little eyes staring at MC. He is tempted to summon Lotan and flood the house right now...

But then, the insect starts flying...

Leviathan screams.

Well, at least, the insect is gone, but the house needs to be drained of the water....

SATAN

The logical one who asks them to send a photo of the bug and concludes it is a Black Cicada.

Removing it from MC's room is fairly easy.Black Cicadas love poison apples. So, filled with glee he marches to MC's room with a sliced poison apple and opens the door.

MC is in a corner of the room, huddled under the covers while in a staring contest with the Cicada, who is lounging on the desk.

Satan smirks and places the apple on the desk, and watches as it flies to the fruit. And then he grabs MC and leads them out of the room.

His brothers may have shot him jealous looks, but the hugs and kisses he got that day were worth it.

ASMODEUS

Uh-oh.Bugs and stress are not good for the skin.Nope, he is not going! On second thought, he can ways ask MC a kiss as payback....

So, with a minute long pep-talk, he gets up from the table, and prepares himself.

Asmo gleefully walks to MC's room, and opens the door. But, what he sees has him gagging. The insect is as big as his foot, and ugly. Asmo does not like ugly things.

Charming the insect is out of question. He will never charm such a thing!

MC, please get someone else to assist you.. Asmodeus is out of commission for the time being...

BEELZEBUB

No worries, he will go!

This sweetheart immediately gets up from the table while chewing on the bone of the hell hog, and invites himself to MC's room.

When he opens the door he sees MC crouched on the floor while trying to not move. Beel finishes the bone, and upon making eye contact with the Cicada, nods once or twice.

The Cicada goes away through the window! Beel immediately closes it and turns behind to see MC clinging to his waist like a koala.

He grabs MC and leads them to the dining room. This has made him hungry.

It is a good thing his symbolic animal is a fly..

BELPHEGOR

An insect, huh?

Belphegor lazily drags himself to MC's room, and opens the door to find MC with a flip-flop in hand, ready to strike at the Cicada perched on the windowsill.

The damn thing won't leave, no matter how much they try...

Belphegor grumbles and turns into his demon form. With a swish of his tail, the Cicada is thrown out of the window, and Belphegor closes it while yawning.

He turns back into his human form and immediately falls on the bed, taking MC along with him.

This is payment for his work, MC....

Cursed! MC

Request: Discord

Warnings: Pretty Boi make brain go brrrrr, maybe female pronouns ??,

Lucifer

You looked up at the weird girl you had befriended, she wasn’t exactly popular in your work place. She being new and not talking much made it harder for anyone to approach her but that fateful day you did. Now here you are, at her house, looking up at her she looked panicked and started to apologize running around. You finally caught a reflection of yourself, you were two feet tall and a chicken… a peahen to be exact, you started to panic and run around flapping your wings when said “friend” comes back, “I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! Okay here! Get in the box I’ll take you to my grandma she’ll know how to fix this!” She placed a cardboard box with a fleece blanket down, you stared at, looking at her turning your head to get a good look at her, she seemed genuinely concerned so, flapping your wings you land on the edge of the box before jumping in. She wrapped the blanket over you and out into the cold you both went on a walk to her grandmothers house. After what felt like hours your box was put down outside in a fenced yard, you lifted your head looking around to see an elderly woman talking with your friend, “It’ll be a few days for me to make a potion to fix this, unstable magic is a complicated thing to correct.” Your friend turned to your box squatting explaining what her grandmother said and coming out about being a witch. She simply told you to roam free for the day in her grandmothers yard and she’ll take care of everything else. That was yesterday, today, you were let out the house into the yard again, facing the same three peacocks that flashed their feathers at you doing a dance only for you to turn away and walk. You perched on a fountain in the middle of her grandmothers yard preening for some forsaken instinct. Until you saw him, your tail wiggled when you saw a man, milky skin, onyx hair, burning red eyes, in a fitted suit and gloves, he walked with air, broad shoulders pushing his chest out head up with pride. He, he’s was beautiful, you got up and jumped down from the ledge running over and following him, he noticed you looking down holding a hand to his chest raising a brow and you made a noise tapping your feet before moving closer to his leg. He tilted his head before turning to walk away, you followed after him, admiring him, after making it to the front door he noticed you again standing there looking up at him. He was confused now, you moved closer nuzzling against his leg, he squatted down bringing a hand to your head, you didn’t flinch, he rubbed your colored feathers and down your neck where they shifted to brown and cream. You made a happy chirping noise and he spoke up, his voice was velvety and deeper, “You certainly are a peculiar creature.” You lightly flapped your wings when he pulled away, he knocked on the door and a second later your friends grandmother opened the door, she saw you next to the man, “Lucifer come in,” she looked down at you, “Come in MC,” Lucifer watched as you stepped into the house before he followed. She noted how you stood by Lucifer staring up at him. Intrigued by the sight she said nothing. She passed him deeper into the house and out into the patio in her backyard. She brought him to table with chairs, where a book was, “Sit down Lucifer.” He sat down watching you as you sat by his feet on the floor. He started to talk about his brothers debts with the witch until a peacock came up flashing his feathers, he noted how you stood up and walked to the other side of his seat before you laid your foot on his shoe. The Peacock left Tail down, this happened to more times until you situated yourself under his seat. The rest of his talk went smooth and came to an end, he stood up and was about to make his way out until a peacock ran at him ready to attack him for standing between you and the Peacock himself. He didn’t react because of the way you jumped between them ruffling your feathers and wings making a terrifying noise throwing a bite at the peacock. He was beyond amused seeing this, even more when you stood beside him calm again. He turned to the witch.

“You have an interesting pet, if you don’t mind me asking how did you come across something so unique.” The witch smiled, “She’s yours for taking, from what I’ve been told she hasn’t accepted a single mate, I found it interesting that she’d taken a liking to you.” Lucifer nodded and looked at you, he held squatted down hold a hand out to you smiled “Come here will you.” In that instant your brain made the same noise an old computer fan made while cooling down, you didn’t hesitate in walked over and laying your head in his hand, he smiled before letting you up laying you across his arm against his chest, “I will then.” You looked up at him with pure adoration for such a handsome man, he had a faint smile as he looked down at you and to the witch. “Maybe I won’t have to punish my idiot brother so harshly now.” You nuzzled against his chest closing your eyes and fluffing your feathers in pure joy as he hummed a tune walking out of the witches house, that was until everything became a blur and all of a sudden you were in a not so familiar place. It looked like a palace, waxed floors, and chandeliers, a small black thing in a hat flew towards you and you ruffled up your feathers in fear but to warm then not to get closer. Until the other gloved hand that held you stopped the thing floating at you, “That’s close enough Number 2.” Your feathers settled when Number 2 stood back complaining, “Lucifer! I assume your trip to the Human world was fruitful.” He turned and you saw a man in a red coat and next to him a butler. “Yes Lord Diavolo, it was an interesting visit.” Lord Diavolo stopped taking a look at you, “What’s this?” He asked and held a hand out to you, you leaned forward to look at his hand before retracting leaning back against Lucifer. Lord Diavolo let out a laugh while the butler eyes you taking his chin in his thumb and forefinger. “She is definitely an interesting creature Lucifer.” Lucifer nodded, “I-“ A ringtone interrupted Lucifer, he answered and his dance changed to annoyance, he quickly hung up, “Forgive my rushed depart but those idiot brothers of mine seem to be causing issues.” Her turned and stormed out of big doors and you saw it, dark skies, and strange buildings, this ain’t home… after a while you came up to this large Grey house and yelling could be heard, he rushed passed gates slamming the door open and silence feel over the group of men in an all out brawl, after watching them all get punched over the head and kneeling while getting scolded at you were placed down and looked up at Lucifer, only thinking, ‘No, pick me back up pretty man, don’t leave me.’ You followed him back and forth while he scolded his brothers, they took note of this, after he finished a pink haired one spoke up, “What an adorable pet you have Lucifer! She follows you!” Lucifer snapped to look at him, he watched as he reached a hand out to you, you turned your head eyeing him, you stepped to him and pecked his hand away the way you had with the peacock that wanted to attack him. You turned your back to him and he cooed, “She’s so feisty! I love it!” He reached out to let you and you ruffled up bitting his finger and he pulled his hand away and you strutted over to Lucifer settling beside him looking away from the boys before you.

This went on for two weeks before the Butler and Lord form your arrival showed up, you’d learned you were in the Devildom, what you knew as hell. You’ve seen many demon and have bit many hands and fingers, even attacking women who attempted to get to close to your claimed mate even if he didn’t know it. You sat perched on the arm rest of his chair, tail hanging down, you looked around the table seeing all of the brothers, Lucifer crossed his leg over the other, resting a hand on your back running his fingers through your feathers as he spoke to Diavolo, Diavolo having mentioned a human in the Devildom and you turned to him head tilted and he chuckled outstretching a hand to refer to you, “It seems we’ve found them, Barbatos would you?” Barbatos, the butler stood up and took you from Lucifer placing you on the table before a bright light formed in his hand and he brought it to your plush chest, it went into you and with a cloud of white smoke there you sat in-front of Lucifer on the edge of the table, Barbatos’s words “I didn’t see this happening.” Brought no comfort to you when you realized you were very much as bare as the day you were born before Lucifer jumped up ripping his coat off his shoulders to cover you, Asmodeus had started to make lewd comments as Lucifer stood you up buttoning up his coat to cover you completely. Diavolo finally looked at you in a decent state, he asked “How did this happen?” You explained the long story leaving out the claiming Lucifer as a mate part and SURPRISE! You were elected as the first human Exchange student without hesitation.

Mammon

Mammon was used to being flocked with crows when he entered the human, which usually lead to young witches flocking to him.

One day, you unknowingly happened to be caught in the cross fire of two witches outside your college campus in the park. You make a squawking noise flapping your wings, the witches hadn’t noticed you still cursing one another, then you felt it, an urge in your chest, you took of flying by instinct looking over everything until a glint caught your eyes, you dived down snatching an engagement ring form a velvet box, the couple left behind screaming as you rushed over to who knows where stopping when you came to a secluded space in a park, diving down you found a hoard of crows in the clearing looking towards the center expecting something, they each had coins, or something shiny. All of them hopping about to get closer to the empty space in the center. You pushed yourself forward trying to get closer for some unknown reason, and then lines started to burn into the grass, you stepped back watching the grass burst into flames before you saw a man, he was tanned with sapphire eyes, and white hair, he had spiraled horns and leathery bat like wings, slender and tall with a sharp jaw, his attire was strange but that was forgotten when the crowd started to squawk as if praising and cheering him, he eyed them and one by one they flew to him giving him the gifts they had gathered. He seemed stoic, serious, until he literally beamed praising a crow for bringing him someone’s watch. You noted he was looking at you, every crow was, you were the last one, you hopped forward before he held his hand out, you flew up landing on his forearm, dropping the engagement ring with three large stones in his palm before picking it up and managing to get it on his finger. You hopped around on his arm turning look at him while he studied the ring, he nodded, “This! This a great example of what to bring! It’ll definitely sell for more than just a few Grimm!” He laughed and ruffled your head feather before he squinted at you, “But you, I don’t remember you.” He lifted your beak with his forefinger studying your little bird face, turning it and you eyed him, and he brought you up to your shoulder, “Your not from here, never seen you before, so stick with me I’m gonna show ya how Mammon runs things ‘round here.” You jumped up to his shoulder and that’s how your day began, riding in the shoulder of pretty Boi Mammon. It started off with him changing forms, you took it pretty well, didn’t even flinch, maybe the urge to be with him made your brain crash so nothing was functioning at any capacity. Riding on his shoulder gave many benefits, you learned he was a notorious pick pocket, and surprisingly very kind especially to children. What you didn’t like were the women who approached him, trying to strike up conversations, you’d go almost unnoticed by them as he tried to reject them, this one particular woman had placed her hands on his chest after he told her he wasn’t interested, he tried to step back only to hit a wall, you got aggressive ruffling your feathers before letting out a loud squawking noise and attacking the woman chasing her off, pecking at her head and attempting her face as she ran away screaming in a panic, you’d managed to to pull some hair out and grab a gold necklace off of her in her frenzy flaying back to Mammon and landing on his shoulder perching and nuzzling under his jaw against his neck. He laughed as you draped the chain over his shoulder, he took it, pocketing it rubbing your head, you stayed by his side the rest of the day after meeting with a witch and being borderline tortured and worked out for the day he made his way back to town sitting at patio in the middle of a bunch of small food stands, he looked tired and sad, he sat down rubbing his hands over his face before groaning, he watched you jump onto the table, through his patted fingers, you looked around as the smell of food filled the air, his stomach grumbled and he mumbled, “I’m hungry… wait do I have any money?” Pulling out his wallet he had a few small bills. You made a low squawking noise before flying off only hearing him call “Where are you going!?”

You flew around the stalls, people had big bills in their hands from getting change. You swooped down a couple of times successfully getting some money, you flew around looking for anything else, you landed on a stall attempting to roll the money and taking it in your foot, before flying off again, you dived down into the stalls looking around and then flying off to find Mammon, you found him walking around with his few bills in hand, you flew over to him gently pulling his hair, he looked around confused before he saw you, you landed on the floor taking the money in your beak before walking in a direction, he looked at you confused before you hopped three times and walked again, with furrowed brows he followed you wondering what you held in your mouth, he followed and interested pedestrians patted watching you walk around with money. You brought him to a ramen place with a 2 for 1 special. You flew up to the counter scaring the cashier, you turned pecking at the promotion poster near the register, he looked confused until we watched mammon walk in behind you. Mammon looked at the cashier before squinting reading the poster, “Oh, OH! Lemme get a two for one special please.” The cashier seemed confused but nodded, “How will you be paying?” He shrugged, “Ask the crow.” You jumped on the register holding up the poorly rolled bills and the cashier pulled it from your beak, “Cash it is.” He typed and looked back up, “What flavor broth would like?” Mammon looked at the laminated menu on your side of the register, “Give me the Extreme Spice Beef flavor,” he looked at you and you hoped onto the menu jumping over the flavor you wanted, “and mild pork belly for the crow.” You flew up to his shoulder as the cashier gave him change and told him to sit at the bar, he sat down and you sat in the chair next to him making the kid next to him turn and look in awe. “Two bowls of ramen for the Sir and… crow… I thought they were just kidding when they said crow…” the waiter placed the large bowls down before pulling her phone, “Can I take a picture of your crow?” Mammon nodded slurping noodles, “Can she?” He asked turning to you, you looked at him tilting your head before giving a single nod, “She says yes.” You stood on the rim of your bowl breaking so many health code restrictions but the waiter was ecstatic. “She’s so cute!” She squealed rushing off. You started to slurp at the broth followed by picking vegetables and then finally managing to tear pieces of pork belly, Mammon had long finished his ramen watching you attempt to eat noodles. He smiled and shook his head watching you, “you’re kinda weird.” After giving up on the noodles and trying to fit in another piece of pork belly you stepped off your bowl. You both left with the cashier and waiter screaming bye. Mammon walked around the streets that were lit up by the buildings and signs, you were perched on his shoulder, occasionally flying off seeing something shiny or circling above, diving down to ward of a stray woman who tried to approach, you both made it the park where you first met him. He sat at a park bench and table, you jumped on the table infront of him, staring up him, he was ethereal, the full moon made his hair glow white, his skin was radiating in the light, his eyes were burning a bright blue and his smile seemed so bright, his eyes fell becoming lidded, resting his cheek against his fist that was propped up on the table, “It’s time for you to go home, crows aren’t out this late, you should be taking shelter.” You looked around, it was dark, it felt like the moon was only shinning on the clearing you were in. You made an almost quiet squawking noise, before you deflated sitting on the table leaning onto your side stretching your wing out. Mammon cocked a brow, “you don’t wanna go yet?” You perked up and jumped, he laughed lightly “alright, ya got five minutes before I go.” On instinct your little bird body started moving, opening and ruffling your feathers and wings you started a dance, you didn’t know what you were doing but Mammon seemed to know.

He looked away bringing a hand to the back of his head before bringing a hand to your head smoothing out your feathers when you finished, he gave a sympathetic smile, “Listen, you’re a real nice crow, you got me a ring, you took me to dinner you paid, you ran off some women, and you even did a little dance, it’s cute but,” he tilted his head, “I can’t be your mate.” He kept running his fingers over your feathers and you let your head fall down, you waddled away from his hand in a circle, before jumping on his forearm making a sad sound. He looked at you and sighed, “Come one get off, I gotta go.” You moved to his shoulder perching and not moving cuddling to his neck, he picked you putting you down on the table only for you to fly back to his shoulder and settle again. Doing this five more he times he groaned. “Fine!” He threw his hands up, “ya can stay, but don’t think this means Imma be nice. Your riding in the great Mammon there’s a fee to pay!” He stood up walking to the burned grass standing in the middle before everything started to light up with flames disappearing just before you were thrown into who knows where. You surrounded by demons, as he walked lively streets that would feel like home if the faces passing were more human. You did your best to move closer to him as he walked and walked until he came to some gates, “This is home now, stick with me.” You gave a nod before he made his way into the house. It was terrible, a man wearing a long cape like coat tied Mammon up in to the chandelier and tried to swat you away for attacking him, you unknowningly saved Mammon from a lecture by squawking loudly and interrupting the man you now know as Lucifer every time he spoke. He eventually got irritated and left. You squawked one more time flapping your wings in aggregation before flying over to Mammon, he sighed and looked tired, it took a while but you managed to get through the rope around his wrists so he could free himself, he thanked you and made his way to his room, you followed and ended up hopping around his floor using your beak to pick up Grimm you found under the bed and sofa piling it up on his pillow while he showered, thinking to yourself “I’m such a good mate.” Eventually he came out in just a towel, and he found you perched on the sofa preening, you turned to him before stretching your wing out continuing, he sat watching you, drying his hair with an extra towel, you tiled your head and moved to stand behind his head, he felt you nuzzle against his head and then pulling at his hair, he used his phone camera to see what you were doing, you were fixing his hair so it wouldn’t messy and knotted the way the towel had left it. He ended up dozing off until you shirked waking him up, he got up stretching heading to his bed. He got in and watched you just sit on the back of the sofa, you tilted your head when he threw his towel from under his blanket, (y’all Mammon sleeps naked Levi said it) he turned over and silence filled the room before he patted a pillow, “come on.” You flew over the the pillow, your instincts burrowing into it to form a nests shape. He fell asleep and in your mind all you could think was ‘Hehe, sleeping with a pretty boy.’ The following week was chaos for the house of lamentation. Mammon would do something he wasn’t supposed to and get tied up from the ceiling only to be freed minuets later, Lucifer couldn’t scold Mammon because now he’d only be screamed over. If the brothers would insult or do anything remotely negative towards Mammon they would be attacked and chased away. Satan had even brought a stray cat to get rid of their crow problem only for the cat to run out when you had bit it’s tail multiple times in a row to scare it off. Goldie could be retrieved and taken into hiding from Lucifer in seconds. You were now a spy for Mammon when trying to sneak out to go gambling. Even scaring off Succubi and Witches that tried to get to close, even Grimm had gone missing and Mammon was proven innocent on each count. If it was shiny and not glued down, it wasn’t safe.

Three weeks had passed and you and Mammon had become an inseparable threat. But, coming to the demon lords castle for a party changed that. Barbatos, Diavolo and Lucifer who looked distressed approached Mammon and his crow who was standing in the next seat.

Barbatos held up a blanket, “Mammon, it’s come to our attention something may be wrong with your crow, would you mind swaddling it so I can perform a check up?” Mammon looked at him like was crazy, “She’s fine! Look at her! She’s a crow being as crowy as a crow can be!!” “MAMMON.” The command cause him to flinch and for you to squawk at Lucifer jumping onto Mammons shoulder. “Fine Fine Geez!” He took the blanket from Barbatos wrapping it around you once, “I don’t see why she needs such a big blanket.” Barbatos smiled, “For precautions.” Before Mammon could say anything Barbatos formed a light pushing it into your exposed chest, you let out a short squawk before a cloud of white smoke covered you and you heard a grunt, the smoke cleared and you were poorly covered in Mammons lap, the blanket sliding off your nude body you pulled it up wrapping yourself covering your body, Mammon became a stuttering blushing mess before almost passing out. Moving to sit in your Chair Diavolo asked how this happened, you explained how two witches were having a… dispute and ended up in the cross fire and following crow instincts they led you to Mammon who ended up taking you in thinking you were just a normal crow. Diavolo laughed at such an interesting story, Lucifer sighed in stress before Diavolo said they didn’t need to find a candidate if they had a human right there in the Devildom.

this is so cute it made me cry

Trainer Phoebe Character Information

⊖ Phoebe is 14-years-old and her hometown is Azalea Town in the Johto region. Unlike the other 10-year-olds who wanted to go on a journey to become Pokémon trainers, Phoebe thought that they wanted to do something different. 

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◉ Magizoologist Fem!Mc

Before MC came to Twisted Wonderland, they were a MagiZoologist apprentice before all this. They carried around their own messenger back that was enchanted to hide the many beasts they worked with. One day, however, Grim got his head into the bag and released all the creatures and now you’re going around the dorms and collecting the various creatures!!

Heartslabyul

When you approached Riddle in Heartslabyul, he was fuming red as he watched this pudgy blue-pink bird squawk around the dorm. He’ll demand to know what the meaning of this is while Ace and Deuce made attempts to capture it. You’ll have to explain that it was one of your animals and join the boys in capturing it.

Whenever one of the students got close enough to grab it, it would disappear and reappear somewhere else in the room. The only way to get the mother back was to lure them back with its chicks.

Digging through your bag, you hold out two small yellow chicks that cry for its mom. Using the collars you have on them, they aren’t hurt and can’t teleport like the mom can so they stay put on your hand . You easily take back momma who wants to nurse her chicks. “Come here, momma! Your babies aren’t in danger, love!”

Deuce would cry out, wanting to pet the babies once you’ve successfully captured it. “They are like little chicks.”

Cater is taking pictures while Trey asks what their favorite foods are to try and feed it. Riddle asks that you keep a closer eye on your creatures before some students walked in from the garden saying that there were moving plants.

It makes sense as to why a couple of your Bowtruckles would come to the Heartslabyul dorm, the place had tons of bushes and greenery. They all walked around in the rose bushes, using their magic to fix some broken branches and claiming their own trees that they liked. You’ll have to scold the Bowtruckles for all the trouble they caused, tucking each one into your messenger bag. Maybe you’ll let them roam around outside while your friends ask you questions about them.

Riddle doesn’t like how the Diricawl was both pink and blue, he called it a ‘short flamingo’ that won’t be useful for crochet. Trey and Cater would bring out some snacks for the Diricawl family to eat while the Bowtruckles hung out with Ace, he took a quick liking to them. He thinks that for a tiny creature, they were pretty cool looking!

You’ll let them come back if Riddle would allowed it.

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Dumbass!Yuu

I’m just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, Dumbass!Yuu brainrot!

Y’all don’t know the extent of how much I love the dumb of ass pure of heart, no thoughts head empty trope.

I’d normally just type bimbo/himbo/thembo!Yuu but that’s too long to type so let’s just settle for dumbass!Yuu instead.

Everyone’s going to have their hands full with this Yuu because they basically have the survival instinct of a lemming and someone please help them.

For the initial part of the story, Yuu was completely convinced that they were having a very weird fever dream so they were curious about all the new things and people they saw.

Seeing Grim for the first time? Touch. Meeting Crowley? Touch. Standing in front of a talking mirror? Touch. Grim’s fire? Almost touch.

Crowley had to pull them back by their shirt collar just so they wouldn’t go running into the fire instead of away from it.

“Great Seven! What are you trying to do?”

“I’m trying to touch the fire! I want to see if it’s hot!”

“It’s fire??? How else would you expect fire to be?”

“But it’s blue!”

Anyway, Yuu had to take matters into their own hands because while they may be constantly head empty, they’re not stupid. They clearly know that it’d be a very big problem if their surroundings burned down with everyone in it.

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# 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞? 𝗖𝗛. 𝟭

twisted wonderland x takemichi fem reader x hinata

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major tenjiku arc spoilers, somewhat edited :)

"So you killed Hinata just because you got rejected?" You asked the boy in front of you, tears threatening to spill. You saw a vein pop as his grip on the gun he held tightened. "You killed her again and again,"

"Tachibana is my woman! I'll never hand her over to the likes of you! If you take her I'll kill you! Why?! I have done so much for her, yet why does Hinata never turn my way?! It's all your fault! I respected you but you betrayed me! I should've just killed you sooner!" Your tears flowed, his gun resting on your forehead; and the next thing you knew it was up in the air, you kicked it up.

It feel to the ground and in an instant you grabbed it, now pointing the gun towards Kisaki. "From the beginning, it should've been this way." His perplexed eyes looked over your tear and blood stained face, they widened.

"Die, Kisaki!" Your hand threatening rested on the trigger. With the same thought coursing through your head. 'If I kill him here I can save Hina!'

"(Name)!" Hina's voice rang as Kisaki departed his attention to the girl, eyes big. "Hina, Mikey-kun.." You murmured.

"Kisaki!" Your leader screamed as you had just noticed the boy was missing, running away. "He's getting away!" Mikey screamed at you a mere signal for you to tail after him.

"Shit! Shit!" Kisaki screamed as he ran. "It's over Kisaki! Everyone knows what you're up to! No one trusts you anymore! Your pathetic dreams are now gone!" You screamed ignoring the pain of the bullet in your foot. "Like hell I'll let it end! I can start over and over again!" He screamed back at you, "One day Tachibana will be mine! One day for sure!"

"No way I'll let that happen! I won't let you get back to the future again!" He stopped running now standing in the middle of the crosswalk. "Go back to the future..?" He turned to face you a grin glued on his face, "You still think I'm a time leaper?" You stood baffled, leaving your shot foot up, "You're not?"

"I-" Your eyes widened when the truck had struck him. "Kisaki," You saw his body slam to the ground his limbs and arms directed in different directions. He slowly moved questioning what had just occurred. "Ahh!" He screamed once he saw his arm. "What is going on?! I can't stand up! Fuck! Ahh!" He rested his head against the cement eyes filled with blood, "I don't want to die!"

"Kisaki," His twitching body stopped moving once he did you felt tingly, drowsy even and then you collapsed.

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You bolted up when you felt heat touch your skin. "Fire?!" You tried to stand up but it only resulted in you falling back down, somehow your foot was still bleeding, in your dream how weird, but it wasn't hurting. "You're not supposed to be awake yet!" You looked up to see a black and blue cat staring at you as if you had just committed a crime.

"Gimme your uniform." It sternly spoke, you looked down to see your Toman uniform still on even the laces were still intact. "My name is Grim and you better not forget it, now hand me your uniform and be quick about it too. Cause if you don't, you're going to regret it!" More fire sparked up scaring you.

'This has to be some sort of dream. I'll wake up soon, this isn't real, cats don't talk nor shoot out fire.'

"Hey, don't ignore me!" You could feel that another flame attack was coming but if was shut off by a bright light in the dark 'room' you were in. "Consider it tough love." Some freakish bird person thing spoke. Man, getting hit in the face with a brick does change a person's perspective ; what a weird dream you're interacting with right now.

"Ah, I have found you at last. Marvelous. I trust you're still me of this years new students?" He asked, squatting down to your level. You eyed him in silence too scared to speak. "My, we're you eager to make your debut?" He asked as you stayed quiet. "And bringing a poorly trained familiar with you? That is a clear violation of the school's rule."

"As if I'd ever serve some lowly human!" The cat thing answered back. So much blood on your eyes you could barely see and since it was so dark in the room they definitely couldn't see the battered up state you were in right now. Why are you bleeding in a dream? "Yes, yes. Rebellious familiars always say that. Do be quiet for a bit, won't you?"

"Debut..?" You quietly questioned blinking away some of the blood in your 'good' eye, by ‘good’ I mean the one that wasn't smashed by a brick. "Yes, now come on." He walked ahead and when he heard no steps he faced you. "I can't really get up." That tone of voice. He noticed you sounded injured in pain even. Why were you in pain in your own dream? "Did the mirror mess you up a bit?" He held out his arm and your shaky hand grabbed onto it. "This is some weird dream I'm having. Do you think Mikey-kun found me?" You walked. "I don't know who this 'Mikey-kun' is, does he attend. Night Raven College?"

"Night Raven? No, he's not even eighteen yet. Why-Why would he go to college? Nor is Night Raven a thing, I think." You felt him look down at you. "Not real? The institution of Magic not real?"

"Magic isn't real." You responded hissing as sweat rolled down your torn face, now the pain really started kicking in. "I guess the mirror did mess you up." He spoke gently walking as to not spike your already horsed up voice.

'Is Kisaki ok?' You wondered walking through the dark hall. Little by little light would illuminate the area. But why worry about the enemy?

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"We're done with orientation and dorm assignments?" The red head asked looking at all the house leaders. "All right, new studentsーlet me be clear. At Heartslabyul House, I am the law. Break the rules and it's off with your head!" After whatever antic he tried pulling, a yawn echoed. "Well that ceremony was as boring as ever. I'm going back to the dorm. If you're in Savanaclaw House, follow me." He walked away not really caring if they got lost at this point. "New students! Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your achievement. As dorm leader of Octavinelle House, I am honored to have the opportunity to support you in what I hope will be a fulfilling campus experience." The boy screamed a little bit too enthusiastic at the student body that were assigned under his control. "Hey does anyone know where the headmage went? He disappeared midway through the ceremony." The almost feminine-looking boy spoke. "Some headmage he is." The tablet spoke spooking some students that were nearby. "Maybe he had a tummy ache?" The boy’s red eyes looked at the surrounding students and housewardens in hope of an answer.

"I most certainly did not!" You flinched at his screaming even hissing as your skin wrinkled up touching the upper part of your face. "Hey are you ok?" Grim came to your side noticing the streak of blood that ran down your face. "I think," You responded. Crowley heard the cat and looked down at you, his eyes widening behind his mask. 'A girl?! What kind of injuries are those and why would she have them?!' Out of all things he could be worrying about he worries about gender? Hello? The injuries?

"Man, my foot hurts. Can I sit?" You asked, hearing your blood hit the ground, well not really your ears were ringing. "What?!" The bird man asked, "Someone bring a chair, quick!" Now he worries. The people who were there were too stunned to move seeing someone with injuries that bad? I mean what were you doing? Fighting for your life?

"Here!" A boy with red eyes handed the bird man a chair. You sat down hissing, the pressure you applied on your were had a clear bullet in it was painfully leaving your foot. "Tell me your name and what you were doing before you got here." Crowley kneeled in front of you, noticing the blood that cried out of your skin, literally, and your bruised eye along with how battered and rugged your face looked more on the side where Kisaki slammed the brick on your face. Don’t get him started on the bullet wound. Doesn’t even want to look at it.

"(Na..me) Hanagaki. Kisaki, I was fighting," You swallowed, more tears threatening to spill after seeing him in such a state. "Kisaki, he got ran over, i-" You closed your eyes the tears overflowing. "Miss (Name)?!" Crowley stood up, looking at the boy who brought the chair for him. "House warden Kalim, make sure she's ok!" The boy nodded, looking down at your beaten up figure. "Tokyo Manji Gang?" He noticed right away in pair with the particular jewelry you had on the green four leaf clover charm and a pair of earrings the green color complementing you really well, really well. Wait, why was he blushing? And at a girl who was incredibly demolished at that? He slapped himself on the face making the Vice Housewarden facepalm at the action.

"Ew, gross she brought in a whole trail of blood." The red head looked at the ground noticing the whole on your boot oh and baby girls, it didn't look nice at all. He had to turn away and not throw up his lunch in front of the other house leaders. Why would a girl associate herself with anything gang related. That's not what a lady should be doingーHe read the print off of your uniformーand if she was why? Why would you want to associate yourself with ruffians is this is the outcome of it all? All gross and beaten up. "Everybody clear the area, clear the area!" Crowley came back with a band of teachers following behind.

The lion head looked over the battled body sensingーsniffingーa hint of calmness yet there was uncertainty, doubt lingering. What were you just doing and was/is this Kisaki guy ok? Getting ran over doesn’t seem very live, laugh, love in his opinion.

"You still think I'm a time leaper?" You stood baffled, leaving your shot foot up, "You're not?" 

"Ahh!"

"What is going on?! I can't stand up! Fuck! Ahh!" He rested his head against the cement eyes filled with blood, "I don't want to die!"

"Although beaten up, I sense something deep inside her." The mirror spoke looking down. Grim raised his brows, his little paws resting on his hip. “Can't you see she's at the end of the tunnel here?! Could you shut it?!" The cat jumped up ready to bring a punch to the mirror, "A weasel? Talking?" The mirror taunted much to Grim who looked ready to send this place up in flames but decided against it. The mirror hummed, there was something, something indeed.

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"Where's (Name)?" Darken looked at the girl's ((Name)’s) crush. "I don't know." She looked up at him with tears in her eyes. "Aww, Hina, come here." Emma pulled the girl into a hug although she too was going to cry. (Name), the girl who pushed her out of the way when she was about the get hit by Kisaki, she took the blow causing an injury to her arm. She wouldn't have been here if it weren't for her. It costed her a couple of bandages, bruises, and scratches, but she wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. Draken looked at the group of boysーMizu middleー(Name)’s dear friends, Yamagishi was on the verge of tears Akkun tried his best to settle the boy’s emotions down but he wasn’t really feeling it either as for Takuya and Makoto were quiet, well Takuya has always been quiet but he was too quiet and Makoto who usually was very loud popping a dirty joke here and there was shut off.

"That girl always seems to get in trouble." Angry looked at Chifuyu who was looking down at his clutched hand. 'Baji-san, please.' He closed his eyes bringing his fist closer to his chest. Hakkai stood close by Mitsuya who looked over at their leader. Who sat quietly, staring at police officer rather blankly before his dull eyes looked down, noticing the blood stains most likely being his friend's blood. The near loss of his sister and the loss of his brother threw him off and now one of his best friends is missing too and your condition wasn't great either. 'Please just be safe.'

"She's so reckless," Hina cried into Emma's shoulder. The police sirens blew harder some even roared from the distance. "I told her to be safe and now look at what happens." She dug her head deeper into Emma's shoulder. "I just want her back safe."

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pvlutocxppid from wattpad! everything in the fic is mine, a bit more detailed than my story on wattpad, less spelling errors too. the reason i did publish my story here is because of the whole blank blogs thing. i didn’t want to get blocked for not having anything on my blog :/

plus, i hope to reach a new audience as well! you can go support me on wattpad if you’d like! as always remember to eat, sleep, and drink some water :)

Adeuce: happy birthday Yuu!! :D

Yuu: there's nothing happy about the day a woman goes through torture and near the doors of death just to bring a human into this world

Deuce: ... it's just a saying?

Yuu: well the saying shouldn't imply torture is happy should it?

Yuu: the dopamines lied, sweetie, the dopamines lied

Yuu: people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Riddle: that's arson and those people are witnesses

Yuu: ... well, I make people speechless

Riddle: that's murder

Yuu: ... I can-

Riddle: blackmail

Yuu:

Riddle: A CRIMINAL IS WHAT YOU ARE

Community!Yuu [Halloween Edition: Pumpkin Chaos]

There are some differences when it comes to Yuu and Twisted’s culture of celebrating Halloween. But in the end what remains the same is the fact the prefect probably should visit a therapist and stop causing chaos everywhere they go.

☆HAPPY HALLOWEEN☆

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Unlike most of the students’ aiming for the top tier costumes and makeup effects. Yuu will gladly wear their student uniform, hold a pair of scissors and go “I’m a stressed, overworked and underpaid student ready to commit murder”

There’s a line of truth within that sentence which Trein hopes was the former while Crewel hopes it was the latter

They don’t have time to dress up and definitely do not have the money to buy stuff

So improvise!

Dead gardener killed by an overzealous master by rolling around the dirt in their shirt and overalls? Punched paper with three circles glued to their shirt? Anything and everything that is cheap

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Ace: hey prefect, what’s with the get-up?

Yuu: hm? I’m dressed as an Asian man with a bald cap on top of a blond wig :3

Ace: … why

Yuu: an inside joke my old laws’ professor had, he mentioned something about being held hostage too…

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Yuu: cool vampire costume, Epel!

Epel: thanks!! Cool… what the fuck are you

Yuu: I’m Evil Yuu! >:D

Epel: … you just have a paper moustache taped to your face

Yuu: moustaches are evil!!

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Deuce: you brought your own food? Didn’t the teachers mentioned that they’ll be providing food from the cafetaria for everyone?

Yuu: can you gurantee that the food here wasn’t drugged to the gills with radiation just to get every student high beyond imagination or cause a zombie virus breakout?

Deuce: … wuh-

Yuu: that’s what I thought

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Unlike being unprepared like last time when a bunch of people broke into their home, Yuu has done their homework and booby-trapped the entire dorm

The Home Alone series of traps that incapacitate people rather than those You’re Next or Saw traps though

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Yuu: to ensure my home isn’t invaded again I glued pumpkins to every inch of the ceiling in Ramshackle with temporary glue

Yuu: I even had a post outside that read: Beware of Falling Vegetables!

Crowley: … you sent three students, on separate occasions, to the hospital for concussions

Yuu: it’s their fault for not paying attention to the sign

Crowley: you glued pumpkins to your ceiling

Yuu: well they didn’t read the bulletin board on my yard that shouts FALLING VEGETABLES

Yuu: Besides, a pumpkin to the head won’t do that much damage, back in Greendale people had dimes up their ass and no one got infected by anything

Yuu: well, except that failed STDs party…

Crowley:

Crowley: are you sure you went to college and not a mental ward?

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Ignihyde student: wait, where are you going?

Savanaclaw student: the Ramshackle prefect’s dorm, I need to borrow the ghosts for a bit

Ignihyde student: are you insane?!

Savanaclaw student: what’re you scared of? It’s the Ramshackle prefect, the magicless student

Ignihyde student: the magicless student who managed to send five students to the hospital with a duckie pond, a duckie. pond.

Savanaclaw student:

Ignihyde student: also Leona-senpai gave them some barbed wires prior to today-

Savanclaw student: let’s leave the Ramshackle prefect alone shall we? :)

*meanwhile*

Pomefiore student: WHY IS THE PREFECT’S FLOOR COVERED WITH MARBLES

Diasomnia student: I DON’T KNOW, HELP ME WITH THESE CREEPY DOLL HEADS- WHY ARE THEY MOVING HELP AAAAAHHHHHH-

Yuu: MUAHAHAHAHA >:3

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Crowley didn’t fully realised what asking (read: withholding the prefect’s allowance and guilt-tripping them until they agree) the prefect to plan the school’s Halloween party would entail.

If he did, he wouldn’t have even thought of the prefect as a candidate for the event planner in the first place.

To put it simply, it was a disaster.

“I absolutely love this party!” Ambrose, who should not even be here mind you, jovially cheered as he patted Crowley on the back, wearing a star-patterned robe and cone hat the prefect had supplied.

Neige, the second person who should not be here because Vil had gone mad the minute he saw him until he nearly died laughing and choking in horror at what the boy was wearing, nodded as he drank a cup of tomato juice.

Crowley didn’t dare lay his eyes on the absolute abomination the boy was wearing.

A hot pink shirt reading Fergalicious, a pair of leather pants held by chains, green boots and an orange cowboy’s hat. All supplied by the prefect who, thankfully, only choosed the costumes of the guests.

At least Neige had been absolutely over the moon when he received the outfit. Crowley counted that as a miniscule win but- no, absolutely no.

The prefect did pretty well though, with the design of the party and the food choices. But the reason, other than the fashion wreck of what Yuu considers a Halloween costume, why Crowley concluded the party was a disaster was the ugly, soul-destroying, mantra the prefect was playing in place of music.

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly-”

Whatever the prefect was playing on loop with their monotone voice that sounded like something that shouldn’t exist but it did, was torture and Crowley is definitely docking their pay.

“I wonder if they would give me the script of whatever they’re monolouging.” Ambrose mused.

“Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!-”

I am a respectful gentleman. I will not smash my head on the nearest wall just for an excuse to escape. Crowley repeated in his mind.