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Incorrect Loki Quotes [192/?]
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Y/N: [about Wanda] Yesterday I almost did it with her on a park bench in front of children.
Kate: What stopped you?
Y/N: Common decency.
Kate: Oh, that.
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“I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.”
-Gale, having revealed his entire backstory to Tav after knowing them for approximately a week
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Ruby: So they don't make cosmos but they gave me a Staten Island ice tea.
Weiss: Is it like a Long Island ice tea?
*both take a sip*
Ruby: Well hello, I'm drunk.
Weiss: Drunk and gorgeous.
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Frank: *sighs* Maybe it's time to stop being so angry all the time.
Sally: *gasps dramatically* But, Franklin, what will you do with all the free time?!
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Rooster: What is it about California air? It makes me sleep so well.
Bob: *nods his head in agreement*
Phoenix: It's not the air, your head-board knocked you unconscious.
Rooster: *gasps* You heard Hangman and me?
Bob: I didn't.
Phoenix: No, Mr. Snore, you wouldn't.
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Haymitch: I'm in love with Effie. Hold this. *passes baby Trinket-Abernathy over to Peeta*
Peeta: *to baby* Oh m‘God I can't believe it.
Haymitch: Come on, are you seriously telling me you didn't know?
Peeta: Oh, I knew. I just can't believe you admitted it.
Haymitch: I need a drink. What have you got?
Peeta: It's 11:30 on a Saturday morning.
Haymitch: Did you not hear me just say I was in LOVE with Effie?!
Peeta: … I think I got an old bottle, somewhere. Okay. Hold on there, baby. Daddy needs a cocktail.
Haymitch: Last night we were in the dining room and we were laughing and all of a sudden,
I looked over at her and I realized … we belong together.
Peeta: Oh, Haymitch.
Haymitch: Yeah. So I picked a huge fight and threw her out of the house.
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Draco, to Theo, Blaise & Pansy: I don't need therapy; I have you guys!
Pansy: We are just as fucked up as you! It's like the blind leading the blind!
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Karen: I once dated a guy because he had a pool. I'd go over and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom brought my Kool-Aid.
Nancy: Kool-Aid?
Karen: Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan!
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Jayce: I think that a relationship has to be based on honesty and communication.
Mel: If you were 25, that would be adorable, but you’re 32, so that’s just stupid.
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lexi, about fez: yesterday i almost did it with him on a park bench in front of children
rue: what stopped you?
lexi: common decency
rue: oh, that
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [111/?]
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Tony: I don’t believe in the Republican Party or Democratic Party.
Tony: I just believe in parties.
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Eddie: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry
Stan: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?
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*on a ship leaving Atlas*
Yang: Look how tiny it is.
Blake: Who would've thought that an island that small could fit all our exs.
Ruby and Weiss: *holding hands* Speak for yourselves.
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On the phone*
Lily: Hello?
Remus: I am so fucked.
Lily, concerned: What's wrong?
Remus: No, I mean, literally. I have been fucked every way you can be fucked.
Lily: I'm hanging up.
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