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king-of-horny · 1 day

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Harry: If I propose to you now, will you accept me?

Draco: hypothetical or literally?

Harry: *taking out the box with the ring* What do you think?

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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itsgrangerweasley · 8 months

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Ron: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Hermione: [turns to Harry] How tall are you?

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mischief-marauders · 1 year

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Ron: I’ve honestly never met anyone who’s gay

Hermione: Oh I guarentee you have. They say 1 in 4 people are gay

Harry: If that’s true, that means one of the marauders from the marauders map is gay

Ron: I wonder which one

Harry: My guess is Padfoot because that name’s the gayest

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alien-slushie · 9 months

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*Warning: Cussing*

Hermione: Mum didn't raise no fucking bitch. We keep going.

Ron: Na na na, Mum raised a bitch. Let's go.

Harry: My Mum didn't raise anybody actually. My Mum is dead.

Ron: Oh my god.

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filipinoharrypotter · 2 years

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Harry Potter as even MORE things me and my friends have said

Everyone, after Theo made a joke ab his dead mom:

Theo: it's okay you can laugh

Theo: It's not like I can tell on you guys

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Dean, at Ron: you're like. a straight-coded queer person.

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Harry: WHO IN THE FUCK TAUGHT MY UNCLE THE WORD "SUS"???

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Draco: i faked my kpop obsession so people could like me

Draco: also bc jin was kinda hot tbh

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Draco, dming Harry: shut the fuck up you are literally so fucking annoying

Draco, switching to his dms with Blaise: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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Hermione, suddenly: Stop being a prick

Pansy: yes momm

Pansy: yes mommy

Hermione: ???

Pansy: YOU SOUNDED LIKE U WERE GONNA DEGRADE ME

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Draco: I DID IT

Ron: OMG SLAY

Draco: you just hatecrimed me.

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Harry, facing Hermione right after psychoanalyzing Cormac: me, an empath, sensing he's a fuckboy and would break up with you with a 1000 long paragraph that melts your brain with the insincerity of it

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Harry: wait which one of my parents weren't white

Ron: BRUH HOW DO U FORGET THAT?

Harry: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM HIGH

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Seamus: the tits on him bro

Seamus: goo goo gaa gaa

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 2 years

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Hermione: you could've died!

Harry: we weren't hurt that badly

Ron: the doctor said all the bleeding was internal. That's where all the blood's supposed to be!

Hermione: I'm sorry what

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solis-angelus · 1 year

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*somewhere around fifth year, after harry performs an impressive bit of magic*

Minerva, impressed: Wow, you've got potential!!

Ron, joking: well, I can't see it :p (hesjdk, lol)

Harry, depressed and dead by physics: must be at infinity then...

Minerva: ..? (not getting it)

Hermione:

Harry:

Hermione: i-

Harry: *shrugs*

Ron: guys! stop the telepathy! (wants to be let in on the joke)

Hermione: harry, no!

Harry: *turns and walks away*

Ron: *intense stare at hermione* (LET. ME. IN.)

Hermione, defeated and in a small voice: Potential is zero at infinity.

#it's cause...uk...potential is um...zero...at..um..infinity..#harry james potter #I spent 10 entire minutes to write this. u can already tell it's not written while in a sane mindset #it's so lame #but honestly I do not care #I am harry. Harry is me.#I feel u bro. 🫂#incorrect golden trio quotes #m pretty sure most of my mutuals/followers won't understand tge appeal. But I'm suffering and so you need to suffer as well.#that's my agenda.#science brrr #physics electrostatics #fuck this. fucl it all. I'm done. *turns nd walks away*

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hermioneblackdelacour · 2 years

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Hermione: "Careful guys. There could be booby-traps here."

Ron: "Hehe, she said 'trap'."

Harry: -_-

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gellertsbumblebee · 2 years

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Lol

Crookshanks*resting on Hermione's bed* Ron*sneezes* Crookshanks*falls off the bed* Harry:Nice, Ron! Ron:I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?! Hermione:You-!

#lol #incorrect golden trio quotes #nice ron

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month

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Harry: Okay, I don’t know how to tell you guys this, so I’ll whisper it in Ron’s ear and he’ll blurt it out in astonishment

Harry: *whispers in Ron’s ear*

Ron: YOU’RE DATING DRACO MALFOY?

Hermione: …

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king-of-horny · 1 day

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Harry: why do you love me?

Tom: I love you because you are my sunshine, you are the light in my darkest days, you are the one who helps me and keeps me sane, you are everything to me.

harry

tom:

harry: just kiss me you cheesy person

*how unromantic I am*

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

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itsgrangerweasley · 2 years

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Ron: I didn’t drink that much last night.

Harry: You we’re flirting with Hermione.

Ron: So what, she’s my girlfriend?

Harry: You asked her if she was single…

Harry: And cried when she said she wasn’t.

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veryberryjelly · 8 months

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THINIKING ABT THE READER LOVING MATTHEO RIDDLES ABS ARMS VIENS

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

honestly same.

i picture laying in his dorm waiting for quidditch practice to be over cause you haven't seen him in a couple days.

he comes up drenched in sweat from practice and you cannot even understand the first few words he says cause you're just so focused on the way his shirt has ridden up above his navel.

" a bit distracted there, beautiful ? "

" no..."

but he can see the blush he has created on your cheeks, which only gets worse when he pulls his shirt over his head and drops it to the floor, practically jumping onto the bed beside you.

before you can even comprehend how sexy he looks like this he kisses you and you practically melt into the sheets.

your hands travel down his chest to his stomach and your fingers run greedily over the dips that define his abs.

" missed you " you mutter against his lips.

" me or my abs "

" you don't want me to answer that question "n

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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months

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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter

Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny

Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?

Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.

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