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effie: just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.
haymitch: you won't have to. I'll escape. we both know that.
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Katniss and Peeta, with toastbaby girl on one hip: *overhears gray-haired grandpa Haymitch singing and dancing in the shower*
Haymitch: *comes out with a spring in his step, all dressed and looking rather handsome, about to join Effie for an anniversary dinner and some good times afterward*
Katniss: You’re not worried about the danger of having sex at your age?
Haymitch: *considers this, then shrugs* If she dies, she dies.
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Haymitch: This date is boring.
Effie: This isn’t a date, I said I was going to the store.
Haymitch: Then why did you invite me?
Effie: I didn’t, I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, Effie, I’ll do whatever I want”, and followed me here.
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Part one
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Part six (tbosbas edition!)
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This interview...
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Effie, about Haymitch: What an idiot, I can’t believe I’m going to have sex with him.
Portia: Well, you don’t have to…
Effie: Nah, I’m gonna.
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Finnick: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Annie: Well…You were flirting with me
Finnick: so? We’re married
Katniss: you asked if Annie was single
Katniss: and then you almost destroyed the restaurant when she said no
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Effie: *fired up after an argument with Haymitch * STUPID MAN THING
Kids: *supporting mom* Such a terrible man thing
Haymitch: . . .
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things weren’t bad enough, then you find out katniss’ mom married a MINOR
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Haymitch: Have I ever told you that you’re bossy?
Effie: Yes. But then I told you not to tell me that anymore.
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effie: so if you didn't ask me to move in last night, do you still want to?
haymitch: of course I do - why else would I be shrink wrapping all my old sweaters to make way for yours?
effie: i just think you like to shrink wrap things
haymitch: it's true; i love watching them shrink
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Haymitch: I'm in love with Effie. Hold this. *passes baby Trinket-Abernathy over to Peeta*
Peeta: *to baby* Oh m‘God I can't believe it.
Haymitch: Come on, are you seriously telling me you didn't know?
Peeta: Oh, I knew. I just can't believe you admitted it.
Haymitch: I need a drink. What have you got?
Peeta: It's 11:30 on a Saturday morning.
Haymitch: Did you not hear me just say I was in LOVE with Effie?!
Peeta: … I think I got an old bottle, somewhere. Okay. Hold on there, baby. Daddy needs a cocktail.
Haymitch: Last night we were in the dining room and we were laughing and all of a sudden,
I looked over at her and I realized … we belong together.
Peeta: Oh, Haymitch.
Haymitch: Yeah. So I picked a huge fight and threw her out of the house.
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Peeta: How was the honeymoon?
Effie: Haymitch got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Effie: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
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Effie: Haymitch, Darling, how about I text you and we can trade this information?
Haymitch, Clearly texting: I don't have a phone.
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Haymitch: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Effie: That's great, Haymitch. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Katniss from the other room:
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Glinda: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Elphaba: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up
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