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waywardangel-wilds · 2 days

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Peeta: hey Haymitch, what do you do if your wife is giving you the silent treatment?

Haymitch: boy, do I look married to you? Idk.

Peeta: WAIT! You and Effie had us OUT OF WEDLOCK?!? Katniss and I are bastards???

Haymitch: get the fuck out of here.

Peeta *while getting shoved out the door*: no! *unrestrained laughter* Katniss will be heartbroken! First we’re in an incest marriage and now we’re bastards?! *boy gets shoved HARD* OW! Why must you do this to me father!!

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nightlocked-in · 3 days

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katniss, crying about the people she’s had to kill: i feel disgusting. my hands are so dirty!

peeta, confused but trying to be supportive: okay… i have soap…?

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chrissymunsons · 2 days

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from The Poetry of Arab Women: A Contemporary Anthology; “Somnambulist” 🥀🕊️

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incorrect-hunger-games-quotes · 5 months

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Lucy gray: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.

Coriolanus, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.

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capric0rnie · 5 months

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who is loving tbosas!!!!???!!!!! enjoy these #EXCLUSIVE tbosas tweets lol

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askclato · 4 months

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Coin: You have to be the mockingjay, the fate of the world is at stake.

Katniss: meh.

Coin: The fate of the world includes Peeta.

Katniss: YOU SHOULD’VE LED WITH THAT, IT’S REVOLUTION TIME BITCHES.

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 1 year

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katniss: wow peeta's so good at pretending to be in love with me i bet he's been playing the capitol since the start what an evil mastermind he's so much better at pretending than i am peeta: omg my crush just kissed me quick say something cute and maybe she'll do it again

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saltair-and-palemoonlight · 18 days

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I think I’m hilarious. Just btw.

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ashisdeadanddying · 10 months

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Katniss: *goes feral without peeta*

Katniss: I don't want to exist anymore

Katniss: I give up. Stop speaking, responding, refuse food and water.

Katniss: if I do not see peeta physically in front if me in the next 24 hours i will cease to exist out of spite

Gale: so if I bring him back you'll choose me?

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nainz7 · 11 months

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Peeta : If it weren’t for the baby

Katniss : OMG HE TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT THE BABY!

Katniss : ….

Katniss : What baby?

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pixiexdusts-world · 4 months

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Incorrect quote

*Snow is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Sejanus : Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Y/n: Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Sejanus : Yeah, me too.

Snow, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

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nightlocked-in · 7 days

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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked