Au where Peeta gets hit by lightning and can suddenly hear everything Katniss thinks. Full access to her inner monologue:

‘Ugh fuck this cat, I wish I could kill it but noooo Prim loves it. Fuck me.”

‘Here comes Gale. We really do look related haha. Ugh there he goes again with whining about stuff we CANNOT change. Give me a break already. Oh shit, he asked me something, just nod. He’s not even listening. Great. Perfect.”

“Fuck you, Haymitch. Like what the hell do you know anyway? Fucking self righteous asshole. Look at him. He knows exactly what I’m thinking. Get out of my head asshole! Yeah! I just called you an asshole! What are you gonna do? Huh? OH FUCK HE JUST THREW THE BOTTLE.”

“Oh my god, Peeta’s staring. DONT LOOK! Why did I look??? Oh nooo. Now he knows I was looking at him. What if he asks about it? Oh! He just took a step back, I guess he isn’t coming over. No bread? Damn. I love his bread. Wow look at him in the sunlight. He looks… well he looks great. His hair is so damn beautiful. And his freckles! Oh god, but as a friend obviously. Haha. Um, I mean, friends can look nice! Yeah. Oh, look at his little scarf!! He’s so cute. I MEAN-“

To publish or not to publish, that is the question.

Katniss would write poetry about his peach fuzz she’s so damn in love.

three times katniss talks about peeta completely normally in catching fire

I watch as Peeta crosses to the table, the sunlight from the window picking up the glint of fresh snow in his blond hair. He looks strong and healthy, so different from the sick, starving boy I knew in the arena, and you can barely even notice his limp now. 

I hadn't thought about it much, but in the arena at least some of the boys got to keep their body hair whereas none of the girls did. I can remember Peeta's now, as I bathed him by the stream. Very blond in the sunlight, once the mud and blood had been washed away. 

I like to watch his hands as he works, making a blank page bloom with strokes of ink, adding touches of color to our previously black and yellowish book. His face takes on a special look when he concentrates. His usual easy expression is replaced by something more intense and removed that suggests an entire world locked away inside him. I've seen flashes of this before: in the arena, or when he speaks to a crowd, or that time he shoved the Peacekeepers' guns away from me in District 11. I don't know quite what to make of it. I also become a little fixated on his eyelashes, which ordinarily you don't notice much because they're so blond. But up close, in the sunlight slanting in from the window, they're a light golden color and so long I don't see how they keep from getting all tangled up when he blinks. 

(every time she describes him, which is often in this way, it's like in a romcom or movie where the hero steps in and he's bathed in some sort of otherworldly glow so we know that THIS is the person, this person bathed in golden light.)

Stormin the Capitol 😎

They had the fur suits but it was summer so they were with shorts and a lot of leather

I just remembered something absurd that happened to me when I was 17 and I need all of you to know:

I used to work at the local bowling alley when I was 17. Things to know - this bowling alley was both family and gang friendly. Since every club and bar in my city shares a single “black list” if you get banned from one you’re banned from all of them. Since this bowling alley served alcohol it was basically a bar yet it wasn’t technically part of the city’s co-black list, so we got a bunch of colourful characters.

Anyway, it was a Thursday which was the day all the elderly people in bowling leagues did their tournaments. I was just chilling, minding my own business at the front desk, when it started to get dark. I think it was around 8? Anyway a massive group - and I’m talking like around 100 people maybe even more- of men in full on BDSM furry suits showed up. They were fully doing a Don/sub humiliation thing cause some of the guys were holding the others leashes and making them act like pets - IT WAS WILD FOR A THURSDAY!

Anyways, there was SO many of them that they took over the other half of the bowling alley. So on one half we had a bunch of older ppl who were competing and being all serious, and on the other half we had an overtly sexual group who were tipping me to play lady gaga exclusively. It was interesting. I also saw so many pasty little thighs. I had no business seeing their pasty little thighs.

Anyways @triassictriserratops this is my furry story lmao.

I just remembered something absurd that happened to me when I was 17 and I need all of you to know:

I used to work at the local bowling alley when I was 17. Things to know - this bowling alley was both family and gang friendly. Since every club and bar in my city shares a single “black list” if you get banned from one you’re banned from all of them. Since this bowling alley served alcohol it was basically a bar yet it wasn’t technically part of the city’s co-black list, so we got a bunch of colourful characters.

Anyway, it was a Thursday which was the day all the elderly people in bowling leagues did their tournaments. I was just chilling, minding my own business at the front desk, when it started to get dark. I think it was around 8? Anyway a massive group - and I’m talking like around 100 people maybe even more- of men in full on BDSM furry suits showed up. They were fully doing a dom/sub humiliation thing cause some of the guys were holding the others leashes and making them act like pets - IT WAS WILD FOR A THURSDAY!

Anyways, there was SO many of them that they took over the other half of the bowling alley. So on one half we had a bunch of older ppl who were competing and being all serious, and on the other half we had an overtly sexual group who were tipping me to play lady gaga exclusively. It was interesting. I also saw so many pasty little thighs. I had no business seeing their pasty little thighs.

Anyways @triassictriserratops this is my furry story lmao.

I do not condone furries, if you’re a furry I’m sorry but I WILL kink shame you 😭✌🏽

Peeta kink post NOW

In response to this post. ALL RIGHT. FINE. SINCE YOU TWISTED MY ARM. And since you waited so long, have TWO different lists. CANON PEETA KINKS: 1.) Clothing Sub/Dom Play - Specifically, Peeta naked while Katniss is still fully clothed. 2.) Face Smothering - When Katniss is above him holding onto the headboard for dear life while he drinks every last drop from her as she screams above him? Breathing? Optional. 3.) Wrestling/Grappling Kink - This has existed WAY before Coach Peeta. There was definitely a player on the team that Peeta shared post-practice muscle massages with. (And more) (This is inspired by @brimay's most recent chapter from afterburn - part of the our little fires series.) 4.) Controlled Release - Peeta likes to be bossed around by his small wife. Especially when she tells him EXACTLY when and how he's allowed to masturbate. And when (and where) he's allowed to cum. 5.) Mixophilia: watching yourself have sex - This one starts when Peeta notices that Katniss avoids looking at herself in mirrors. And that she's uncomforatble with accepting his compliments. Finally having enough he brings it up with her. She tells him that she doesn't like to see her scars and that she knows she "isn't particularly pretty". Remembering exactly where and how those words made their way into her psyche, he knows he has to do something about this. - He pulls her to stand in front of the mirror and undresses her while he reverently kisses every inch of exposed skin. he stands behind her and looks at them both in the mirror. Telling her how much he loves every inch of her. Telling her what he's going to do to her and how he's going to touch her. Then he tells her to spread her legs and per her hands against the mirror. - She never avoids mirrors after that. He eventually convinces her to hang one over their bed. 6.) Narratophilia: talking or being talked to during sex. (Dirty talk) - I mean. Did any of us expect anything else? This man can NOT shut up. He's a yapper in bed. (And in the shower, and on the kitchen counter, and in the meadow, and on the entryway floor, and in the bakery.) Peeta knows exactly how to use his (silver) tongue to drive his wife absolutely insane. 7.) Zelophilia: jealousy, either your own or someone’s jealousy over you. - Let's be so real. Peeta "It's Okay Baby, You're Boyfriend Doesn't Need to Know" Mellark ABSOLUTELY has an affair kink. On that beach? He was ready to let go, knowing that the world, that GALE was watching. He is a professional homewrecker. A Bunny Boiler if there ever was one. - He also LOVES watching hopeless idiots hit on his completely clueless wife. - And when KATNISS gets jealous? Over HIM??? INSTANT NUT. He was about ready to bust in that elevator with Johanna and it had (almost) nothing to do with Johanna and everything to do with Katniss' clenched fists and absolute rage. 8.) Auditory Voyeurism - Could Peeta close the window? Yes. Will he? No. No he won't. He WANTS people to hear. (Especially when Gale is visiting from District 2. Window WIDE open. Honestly, if he could he'd set up a speaker system.) 9.) Uniforms. - Did Hijacked!Peeta want to kill the Mockingjay? Yes. - Did Hijacked!Peeta also want to pull the Mockingjay's braid like horse reins while he fucked her from behind? Also yes. 10.) Breeding/Pregnancy/Lactation Kink - Self explanatory. But when they finally decide that they're both ready to have children, the idea of getting her pregnant gets him OFF. CHAOTIC "MORNING WOOD" PEETA

1.) Macro Fetish: enjoying partners who are giant. Usually referring to giants in the realm of fantasy roleplaying and writing. - This one made a frequent appearance in his handmade Peetaboy Magazines. 2.) Pet Play: acting like a domesticated pet. Usually using leashes, collars, food/water bowls as props. - When Katniss notices that Peeta seems especially pent up (and annoying) she just looks at him and says "walkies?" And he's ready to GO. 3.) Ropework: a kink for rope as used as the specific type of bondage. Popular types of ropework include the Japanese-inspired shibari, more correctly called “Kinbaku” - This one is inspired by @sameschmidtdiffname in this post. 4.) Yiffing: sex with a furry. - There's just no fucking way this boy doesn't have a full fursuit. 5.) Yeastiality: sexual activity involving bread, especially warm dough. - Need I say more? BONUS KINK BOTH of the above Peetas share one kink in common. And I give full credit to @katnissdoesnotfollowback for this one because she wrote it about 9000 RPM Peeta in this post and I literally haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. She RUINED me with it. And it's this: "Going down on Katniss after he’s already cum inside her." Yes. Perfect. No notes.

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And so, I find myself once again reading Unmasked because it’s my emotional support fanfic. 😂 I hope you like it, dear. 🥰

Another dream idea that came to me:

Person A and B are already interested in each other but person B is royalty (but not likely to receive the throne) and expected to marry someone in society. Both of them decide to trick person B’s family by faking person A’s past and family history to fit into person B’s family’s expectation. We’re talking cool makeover, elaborate lying, etc. person B’s family needs to agree completely on whoever person B chooses to marry so it’s a whole situation.

Laios, devourer of all things horrible.

Another one of the Peeta moments that rot in my brain constantly is the scene in catching fire when Katniss and Finnick get stuck with the Jabberjays.

Peeta had his hands pressed against the force field, trying so so hard to be there for her and wanting so badly to protect her. And when it finally ended he held her, and rocked her, and let her hide her face in his arms, and protected her for as long as she needed him to and…..that’s just so ughhhh….so heartbreakingly sweet.

Since I HC Peeta as the D12 high school wrestling coach there GUARANTEED is a framed picture in the trophy case in which the wrestling team pulled off a prank instigated by coach Mellark. They’re posing proudly in the picture and wigs are involved.

Most fanfictions are better than popular books these days

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Damn now I want fanart that is a picture of Katniss, Peeta, their kids, Haymitch, Annie and her son, and Johanna and maybe even Mrs Everdeen too. Full on family picture.

I feel like Haymitch showing Katniss any physical affection is an event so deeply rare that when it happens it means something deeply serious has occurred. Like it’s either life of death, or she just gave birth. No in between haha.

I want to let everyone know one thing: I am once again being VICTIMIZED by daddy pig. Mommy pig deserves better.

(Watching peppa pig with the kid again)