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waywardangel-wilds · 13 hours
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Peeta: hey Haymitch, what do you do if your wife is giving you the silent treatment?
Haymitch: boy, do I look married to you? Idk.
Peeta: WAIT! You and Effie had us OUT OF WEDLOCK?!? Katniss and I are bastards???
Haymitch: get the fuck out of here.
Peeta *while getting shoved out the door*: no! *unrestrained laughter* Katniss will be heartbroken! First we’re in an incest marriage and now we’re bastards?! *boy gets shoved HARD* OW! Why must you do this to me father!!
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riahollywood · 3 days
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savage-flirtation · 2 months
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retquits · 22 days
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a quick harvey!!
aka that stardew valley guy who takes his whiskey neat ... his coffee black ... his bed at 3 ... or something
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beaft · 2 years
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controversial post maybe but i think if you don't need a psychiatric evaluation to get breast implants then you shouldn't need one to get top surgery
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olibensstuff · 9 months
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MUTANT MAYHEM SPOILERS!!!
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I want to talk about his polo shirt with someone
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ryllen · 1 month
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kitconnor · 1 year
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based ONLY on primary colours. no colours outside the 2nd part of the colour wheel.
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reddstardust · 5 months
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Happy spotify wrapped day to those who celebrate
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explosiongamora · 6 months
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Being mostly unloved your whole life with out much attention from people around you 🤝 loving obsessive yandere characters
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dailyserirei · 1 year
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hehe giggles!
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vaultlucy · 2 months
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‘He can be controlled. He’s sexually vulnerable.’
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averyakuma · 3 months
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Late Night Whispers
Pairing - Alastor X gn! Reader
Plot - late night talking, lots of giggles and teasing, snuggles and cuddles 🤭
A/N - you don’t know how much Alastor means to me 😞🙏🏼
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It was late at night, You and Alastor were on the roof of the hotel, looking at all of hell. You and him were talking about the most random things, laughing and giggling along the way. It wasn’t like you guys were drunk or anything, but it sounded like it.
You both were very close, you were slightly confused because you thought Alastor liked his personal space, but it didn’t matter at this time because you’ve been in this position for a while. You were resting your head on his shoulder, but his arm wrapped around you in a comforting way. You giggled as you finished your sentence, looking at his red eyes. He noticed this, and looked back warmly.
“Hey Al?” “Yes my dear?” He replied. “Do you think we be dating in every other hell?” He widen his eyes slightly, but then smiled warmly at you, keeping you close with an embrace. “Such a silly question, of course darling, I’d make sure of that in every other hell.” He pecked you on the side of your head, looking at the view.
You giggled at his response, embracing him back. You found it sweet how you he didn’t care if any demon saw you and him on the rooftop, in pajamas. After all, he did really care about his reputation. Throughout the time on top, you both whispered sweet words and things to each other, saying, ‘I love you’ or, ‘I’m so glad I met you down here in this hell’
At this point, you were half awake, trying to stay awake. Alastor clearly knew this, insisting to go back to bed. “Dear, we should really head back to our bedroom, you look tired.” “Noooo, I wanna keep admiring your features. Your bright red eyes, your handsome smile of yours, your fluffy hair..” you yawned as you rub your eye again.
He chuckled again as he stood up, helping you get up as well. He helped you get back to the room, getting you prepped for bed. He was so caring when you two were alone, you didn’t understand why and how, but you cherished it, very. He brushed your hair as you brushed your teeth groggily, you were almost falling asleep on his lap. “Keep brushing your teeth my deer.” “Knew that..”
He then settled you in for bed, then getting himself ready for bed. You begged for him to come to the shared bed of the both of you, but he insisted on waiting. “Please Alastor.. just come to bed..” “just a moment” he hummed as he grabbed a glass of water, knowing you would want one later on.
Alastor finally settled into bed with you, wrapping his arms around you, he was drawing circles on your back with his thumb, whispering sweet nothings to you as he slowly fell asleep. You pecked him on the nose, mesmerizing his features on his face, smiling. “Goodnight Al, I love you.”
“I love you too my dear.”
I AM HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WRITING ABOUT ALASTOR😭😭
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