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katniss: I didn't come here to make friends.
peeta, hiding the unfinished bracelets behind his back: yeah, me neither actually
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Lucy: You said you killed three people... who's the third one.
Coryo: *Gives the Flynn Rider smolder* Me... I killed the old me...
Lucy: *stares*...
Coryo:
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"This was his life now. Digging for worms and being at the mercy of the weather. Elemental. Like an animal." -Page 495
Coriolanus would be a very bad Gnome.
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Kidnapper: we have your wife
Peeta: excuse me?
Kidnapper: we have your wife. If you ever want to see her again you better—
Peeta: Katniss? Katniss Everdeen?
Kidnapper: Yes.
Peeta: Ha! Good luck. Let me know how it goes.
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Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year
Katniss climbing the tree
Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??
Cato falls
Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.
Cashmere: It’s fine someone else will get her.
None if the carriers climbing
Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.
Johanna and Finnick join on the couch
Johanna: Even Finnick’s kids could climb a fucking tree,
Finnick hiding laughter
Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, can’t say the same for either of yours.
Johanna: I bet you wish they’d kept one of mine around right about now.
Gloss: its fine, she’s a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.
Glimmer misses shot
Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.
Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.
Enobaria: that’s embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesn’t miss.
Cato fires arrow and misses
Brutus: Oh my god, I can’t watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.
Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???
Cashmere: I guess not.
Marvel throws spear and misses
Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad
Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.
Haymitch laughing hysterically,
Some time later
Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers
Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,
Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did
Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?
Enobaria: She’s gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,
Nest falls and careers scatter
Brutus: I need another drink,
Glimmer dies
Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!
Cashmere: no comment,
Some more time later
Katniss plots with rue to blow up food
Gloss: they aren’t gonna fall for that.
They fall for it
Haymitch: you were saying?
Enobaria: This year sucks
Katniss kills Marvel
Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!
Gloss: Ok im leaving now.
Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head out…
Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Finnick: ok Jo, come on, that’s enough for you,
Takes her alcohol
Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitch’s alcohol
Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me
Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.
Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!
Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting
Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,
Brutus: at least our girl doesn’t look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.
Finnick returns
Enobaria: that was fast?
Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,
Haymitch: Didn’t she just break down the door last time?
Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.
Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.
Finnick: I give up. *sits down*
Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.
Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.
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Y/n: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Johanna: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!
Finnick: In that case, we’re definitely lost.
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Katniss: I want Wiress and Beetee
Peeta: Johanna calls them “Nuts” and “Volts”
Katniss: …Why the hell are you talking to Joanna?
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Peeta: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Katniss: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up
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*The Star Squad sitting around a campfire, sharing food they stole from a random Capitol apartment*
Finnick: Oh, check it! Butter cookies! *hands them out*
Peeta: *takes one*
Katniss: *without even looking or putting any thought into it* No, you don't like those, here *gives him something else*
Finnick: *laughs under his breath*
Gale: *Gets up and walks away*
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effie: we all thought you were dead. where the hell are you?
haymitch: a hospital.
effie: are you okay???
haymitch: no.
effie:
haymitch:
effie: you want to elaborate??
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Katniss:* rejects Gale for the 100th time
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Gale: I am single by choice
Peeta: Yeah, but not by yours
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Somewhere in Panem
The 74th Hunger games
The tributes are at the cornocopia for the feast
Meanwhile in the victor’s lounge
Johanna: Why are the tributes taking so fucking long to just grab the bags already.
Enobaria: maybe because they are actually trying to win unlike yours.
Finnick: would you two quit arguing for once.
Foxface grabs her bag
Gloss: how is she still alive but my tributes are dead.
Brutus: bad year for 1, both tributes taken out by 12, yikes.
Gloss: oh shut up.
Katniss darts to get bag and Clove runs after her
Haymitch: shit.
Enobaria: finally.
Clove grazes katniss with the knife
Haymitch: ha she missed.
Clove tackles Katniss
Clove: Cato said I could finnish you off myself as long as I gave them a good show.
Clove runs the edge of her blade down Katniss’s face
Haymitch: ya know, 2 careers really are psycho.
Enobaria: thats the best kind
Clove: maybe i should start by carving up that pretty face. Where’s loverboy? Oh I see, you were trying to help him, well thats sweet. Just like you tried to help your little friend, what was her name again? Rue? Yea well we killed her-
Thresh grabs Clove
Enobaria: SHIT! DAMNIT WHY DIDNT YOU JUST FUCKING KILL HER!
Haymitch: well so much for psycho
Finnick and Johanna giggling
Enobaria: oh shut up Mason.
Thresh: you kill her?
Clove: no! No!
Thresh: yes you did, what was her name?
Clove: CATO! CATO!
Thresh: SAY IT!
Clove: CAT-
Thresh snaps her neck and she falls
Thresh: just this once 12, for rue,
He runs off
Enobaria: FUCK! DAMMIT!
She throws her glass
Johanna: how long till katniss kills loverboy?
Finnick: i think she is just gonna make another tribute do it.
Johanna: well thats stupid.
Katniss runs away with the bag
Cato runs up to Clove
Cato: no Clove, don’t die, please stay with me Clove, we are supposed to win this together… please…
The cannon goes off
Cato holds Clove to his chest and cries and screams
He gets up grabs his bag and runs after thresh
Johanna: ooooo, Haymitch it looks like 2 is stealing your whole star crossed lovers act huh?
Haymitch: isn’t it passed your bedtime?
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Y/n: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Snow: Yes.
Y/n: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
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