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#source: The Owl House
thesuntomyshadows · 1 month
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Y/N: You bring the kazzle and I’ll bring the dazzle.
Y/N: *Throws confetti*
Kaz:
Jesper: …Do you always just have confetti on you?
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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 months
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Charlie: Hola, batata.
Vaggie: Did you just call me a sweet potato?
Charlie: Yeah! Is that..not a term of endearment? I’m still figuring out this book from Angel.
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capndragn94 · 4 months
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Entrapta: Do you need me to stay home and take care of you? *gasps* I could put Imp in a little doctor's outfit.
Hordak: No one wants to see that.
Entrapta: *completely serious* I do.
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spn-lesbian · 11 months
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Cas: ever since I pulled Dean out of hell, things have just gotten confusing. I'm thinking things I've never thought before. I'm feeling things I never used to feel
Gabriel: is that really so bad?
You weren't happy before
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stardust948 · 11 months
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Zuko: I'm starting to think Father doesn't really care for our well-being.
Azula: Don't be so dramatic, Zuzu.
Zuko: Do you remember what he made us do as kids? The duels. The mazes with the traps. That time we were left alone on a mountain.
Azula: Haha. Classic.
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Lucy: Ah, what a lovely, domestic moment.
Lucy: When will it be ruined?
*sounds of an explosion*
Natsu, yelling from the other room: LUCY!
Lucy: There it is.
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Mikey: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Donnie: Those are bones, Mikey.
Mikey: Not if I never look down.
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cod-dump · 6 months
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Ghost: With my love of destruction and Johnny's desperate need for attention, this'll be a cakewalk.
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legendofzoodles · 1 year
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[Bunny Legend, having been trapped by a pet vender, is now sat in a cage being gawked at by market shoppers in a bidding war for him]
Minish Four: [hiding behind a pot] I can’t break the bars with so many onlookers.
Bunny Legend: How can I make them go away?
Minish Four: Say something. Rabbits can’t talk. It’ll freak them out and send them running.
Random woman: I’ll raise you to 400 rupees.
Bunny Legend: 400 rupees?! Please, you can’t afford me sister!
[with a resounding, “awwww” the crowd grows in size and bids soar higher]
Bunny Legend: [angry hopping] THAT IS THE INCORRECT REACTION! 
Minish Four: [facepalming] Maybe you should have led with something menacing instead of defaulting to sass. 
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N: Wow, I keep stepping on a load of crunchy twigs!
Uzi: Those are bones, N.
N: Not if I never look down!
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dragonflavoredcake · 7 months
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[Decked Out 2] Gem: Wow, I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs. Pearl, spectating: Those are bones, Gem. Gem: Not if I never look down!
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*Lan Xichen deciding whether or not to invite WWX to Caiyi Town* Lan Xichen: A good brother would respect his brother's wishes... Lan Xichen: But a better brother would stand by his side no matter what!
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Vi: Cupcake, we need your help.
Caitlyn: Yes, I can help!
Caitlyn: With... what, exactly?
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spn-lesbian · 9 months
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Jack: wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs
Cas: those are bones, Jack
Jack: not if I never look down!
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Jason telling the story of how he looked after damian and his friends to dick.
Jason : " Yeah, they tried to fight back and they nearly got me. But, you know, I handled it."
Dick : " They were children, Jason."
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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Jeremy: *picking up the vhs of M* Damn, doc, this movie looks ancient…..
Fritz: What? No, its only…
Fritz: *blinks in shock* 30 years old?! I remember seeing this in theaters…
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