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Impulse: Zed has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him a thing nobody should have an opinion on.
Tango: Hey, Zed, what's the worst possible multiple of four?
Zed, scoffing: Twelve, obviously.
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Tango, answering his phone at midnight: Hello?
Doc: Hey man, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?
Tango: . . . Sure?
Doc: Little Doccy can't sleep; could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? They love listening to my recordings of your audio, but I'm having technical difficulties and can't get to them.
Tango, nearly in tears from the cuteness: . . . Little Doccy listens to us to fall asleep?
Doc: Yeah, but they really like you specifically. They call you the Dumb-Dumb Mister. Heh, I guess "Dungeon Master" is a little hard for a kid that age.
Tango: Oh, wow. Yeah, if it'll help them sleep, for sure.
Doc: Thanks! Okay, give me a second to put you on speaker.
Tango, on speakerphone: Hi, Doccy, it's Tango!
Little Doccy: Der Tango! Dumb-Dumb Mister!
Tango: Are you ready for a story about the first time your dad got to the Burning Dark?
Little Doccy: *incomprehensible happy squeals*
[30 minutes later]
Tango, in the Hermitcraft group chat: GUYS I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE CALLED A DUMB-DUMB
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Scar, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Impulse: You did WHAT-
Grian: William Snakespeare
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NEW INCORRECT HERMIT QUOTES IS HERE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! IT HAS XISUMA!! 🗣🗣
The funny part is, just after I posted the last one and said I would do this daily and failed immediately.
Why am I like this?
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Grian: I'm gonna have to put you on hold
Joel: sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire
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Gem: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.
The rest of GIGS, chanting around her: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Xisuma: Due to certain actions that happened we have a few new rules.
Doc: Look, I know it was me. No need to vauge post. But in my defense, the saying of Hivemind is “it’s not a war crime the first time you do it.”
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Scar: If a hot person disagrees with me, I usually just end up taking their side so they’ll like me more.
Grian: You should probably have your own opinions.
Scar: Yeah you’re right, I should have my own opinions!
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Impulse: WHY IS THE FIRST AID KIT FILLED WITH SOUP?!
Pearl, bleeding out: well it was funny at the time
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Grian: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.
Mumbo, sighing: What did you do this time?
Grian: In the town hall, Scar pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".
Grian: So I asked which end.
Mumbo:
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Gem, texting Impulse: I JUST THOUGHT OF THE CUTEST CAT NAME
Gem: "JIPPI"
Gem: IT MEANS YAY IN NORWEGIAN AND IT'S SO CUTE
Impulse: It's 12:30 am for you and this is what you're thinking about?
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Grian: When I was your age-
Mumbo, mocking Grian: When I was your height.
Grian:
Grian: Listen here you little shit-
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Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?
BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.
Scar: I'm in the closet.
BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3
Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.
Lizzie: Love is love. <3
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Tried out incorrect-quote-generator again here's some of my favorites!
Mumbo : I have a bad feeling about this...
Grian : What do you mean?
Mumbo : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Grian : No?
Scar: That actually explains so much.
Grian , acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Scar: Yeah, Grian will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Grian : Exactly, I will straight up-
Grian :
Grian , tearing up: Scar, why would you say that?!
Mumbo , texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Grian : Moose Tracks is good!
Scar: What the fuck is that!?
Grian : *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Scar: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Mumbo and Grian : what?
Scar: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Mumbo : You done now?
Scar: Yeah ok.
Mumbo and Grian : ...
Scar: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
Boatem Addition!
Scar, to Grian : When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Grian : *thinking*
Grian : 2012.
Pearl : 2012…?
Grian : Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Mumbo out so I let them hug me.
Mumbo : *gets a text* Oh! It’s Grian.
Impulse, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Mumbo : Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Impulse: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Mumbo : You wanted fake blood?
Impulse:
Mumbo : I’ll go call Grian.
Grian : I’m in love with you.
Mumbo : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Grian : I know.
Mumbo : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Scar: If I run and leap at Grian , they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Scar, running towards Grian : Coming in!
Grian : No! I’m holding coffee!
Grian : *Drops coffee and catches Scar*
Scar: Are you mad?
Grian : No.
Scar: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Mumbo : Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Scar: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Grian : Wasps?
Grian : Terriers?
Mumbo : Grian.
Grian: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Mumbo : We’re married.
Pearl : I haven’t slept in 72 hours…
Mumbo : I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Grian: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Impulse: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Scar: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
Grian: What? I'm not aggressive!
Pearl : Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Grian: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Pearl : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Pearl : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
Scar: I am Scar, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
Impulse: Just be careful, Scar!
Scar: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Impulse!
Scar: It's everything around me that's careless.
Mumbo : Grian, is that legal?
Grian: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
Pearl: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Grian, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
Scar: Hey, Mumbo. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mumbo: To get to the other side?
Scar: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Mumbo: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Scar: To get to the idiot’s house.
Mumbo: ...Ok?
Grian: Hey, Mumbo. Knock knock.
Mumbo: No.
Grian: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Mumbo: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Grian: The chicken.
Mumbo:
Grian:
Scar:
Mumbo: Listen here you little shits-
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These ones are a bit more fanon than canon but I think they still work, I peaked with "I never saw starwars" and I don't think I'll ever recover (bad grian doodle under the cut)
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