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findingcrow · 10 months
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“Dog Days are Over (Florence + The Machine)” (aka “run fast for your mother fast for your father song) reminds me SO much of the rangers apprentice. I mean imagine, it’s the end of the book, Halt and Will are talking. They’re watching the sun on the verandah, and Gilan zooms by on Blaze, laughing and waving. Crowley is next, shaking his head but laughing too, trying to catch up with him. Maybe Horace is there too, with Evanlyn, motioning to Will for him to join them. Will looks at Halt, and Halt raises an eyebrow and nods at him. Will rushes to Tug and hops on him, running after the two, and Halt watches for a moment before getting on Abelard and catching up. All of this with Dog Days are Over in the background, or maybe Willow Tree March by The Paper Kites, or some The Oh Hello’s song. Like come on, that would be so cinematic and perfect and I would break down SOBBING and would not recover for DAYS
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dodecademons · 2 years
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Not to generalize or whatever, but I'm sorry but like wtf is going on with some of the cis hets? I literally got to know this couple and the guy just... insults her? All the time? "Lovingly" he says, she just kinda lets it happen. So far i have heard him insult her looks, hygiene, weight, voice, personality, intelligence, and just overall is mean to her. They've been dating for 3 years. Girl that sounds like a toxic af relationship to me. I have NEVER (and will never) insult my partner while we were dating, and even after we broke up (except one because they were literally manipulative and gaslighty). I like to be loving not insult their literal existence like that guy does. I will tease them sure but what that is isn't teasing babe, that is reason to break up. Biggest red flag
Wild.
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jaegerisim · 11 months
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Vent post y'all are gonna hate me for.
I viscerally hate how the Duffers treat most of their non white or queer characters and I hate even more viscerally, how y'all big byler blogs in your circle jerk of other 5 big byler blogs casually like to ignore many red flags the show has.
Y'all like to say: "tHe DufFeRs ArE gReAt WrIteRs" and it's like girl, who are you lying to??? They aren't top shit writers at all. The Duffers are pretty mid imo. Yeah, they run a good show that's fun to watch and theorize abt , but that doesn't mean they're good writers cuz they're not.
1. they completely side lined Will during s3 for the sake of their straight romances: lumax, jancy, mlvn, duzie and partly stobin (even if stobin wasn't endgame, thankfully, Steve's intentions were clearly wanting to date Robin and they gave it a lot of screen time). Will was sidelined bc he didn't fit the straight romance plotline bc they planned to make him gay or whatever. Now in s4 Will and his feelings have been used as mlvn toilet paper. Yes, we like to say this is build up for byler but canonically, Will's feelings have been used to clean the shit mlvn leaves behind.
2. Billy was sympathized a lot during the last 2 seasons. They gave him the sad backstoryTM in order for ppl to feel sorry for him. Billy's backstory is literally Jonathan's but whatever.
3. El's anger issues are constantly girlboss-ified. They down play her bullying situation and literally just use it for El to be a ''girlboss" without realizing how triggering that is. As someone who has lived bullying, seeing it be ignored by canon and fanon is super sad. The whole Rink-O' Mania experience must have been so traumatizing for her yet, everyone absolutely forgets abt it 🤷🏻‍♀️
4. Robin, Erica and Argyle are stereotypical characters. Robin is the quirky lesbian with social anxiety, Erica is the badass black woman and Argyle is the Latino stoner that sells weed to white kids and works as a pizza delivery guy.
5. Altho Argyle and Eddie both do drugs, (Eddie actually sells K-12 to a minor and nobody batted an eye. He has a huge fan base). Eddie is held in a pedestal bc "poor thing 🥺 he lives in a trailer with his uncle 🥺". Tell me a single fact you know abt Argyle that isn't "he smokes weed", "he is Jonathan's only friend", "drives a van" and "he works at a pizzeria". Exactly, Eddie is given a useless backstory and Argyle isn't.
6. Dustin stopped being important to the plot sometime around s2 and s3. He is only there to curse and be mildly funny. My guy needs to hangout with ppl his age cuz he only hangs out with seniors.
7. El needs to stop having so much "I'M THAT BITCH" screentime like I need in s5 for El's arc to not just be her becoming more powerful and falling in love with Mike. I need the Duffers to explore her trauma and problems.
8. Angela should have been run over by the van.
9. Patrick should have been given a backstory that isn't the basic "strict black parents that hit their kids cuz they are a disgrace". Patrick's backstory is actually racist af, fight w the wall.
10. As Lex already said, they didn't trigger tag the ep where Jason and his friends assault Lucas and Erica. Like wtf? Why was that necessary? Why did I have to see a black boy being held at gunpoint by some white guy?? Was it relevant to the plot?? I don't think so. And then I've got to see ppl online be like "Jason wasn't that bad. He was just mourning" like bitch you can stfu. This is what happens when you make the racist assholes conventionally attractive.
Also the fact that Lucas's arc is fulfilled by him fist-fighting Jason and "embracing his weirdness" aka accepting he is black. His arc was not fulfilled at all cuz that ending spoke so loud to me. It showed how little empathy ppl have towards the struggles poc ppl living in the Midwest have. Y'all circle jerks can only see racism when it's super obvious.
Furthermore, parents complained when ST showed "an excessive amount of smoking" yet nobody batted an eye when Billy tried to run over Lucas, when Erica (an 11 y.o ffs) was chased by white kids or when Lucas was held at gunpoint by Jason.
All of this happened while they focused on Max's guilt and mourning that, yeah, are important but certainly not less important than racism!!!
11. In s3, they gave us that whole Nancy vs The Bigots arc that was honestly just triggering and useless. It didn't help Nancy's character at all, quite the opposite it put unnecessary angst.
12. Lonnie being presented as an abuser just for him to never be spoken of again. Can we please get to explore the trauma he left the Byers's with?
13. The fact that both queer relationships are considered "sloppy seconds" is extremely sad. Both Vickie and Mike are rebounding from their failed relationship with Robin and Will. These 2 ships have caused more commotion than Jancy and Jopper together! (These last ships are technically sloppy seconds too but everybody forgets that. Shocker!!)
14. Last but not least, ppl blame Argyle for being the one to get Jonathan into smoking weed as if Jonathan probably wasn't the one looking for it. Let me tell you, that you only find weed if you look for it.
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sl0t4matt · 1 month
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l. yamal bf! headcanons (requested)
i didn’t know what to write abt this one he’s so younggg, but for the person requesting, i hope i did okay :))
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❀bf! lamine, that has loved you ever since you were little.
❀bf! lamine, that would talk shit with you about the referee’s and rival players, complaining as to why they would play so unfairly and the refs that have obviously been bought.
❀bf! lamine, that you were so proud of when he got his debut for the first team since it always has been his dream to become one of the barcelona legends.
❀bf! lamine, that you can completely be yourself with because he always matches your energy.
❀bf! lamine, that always puts you in his tiktok dumps wether it being a cute picture of you or one of the both of you. he always wants to show you off.
❀bf! lamine, that is a big romantic and takes you to cute but also thoughtful dates, like the picnic you both did.
❀bf! lamine, that loves to annoy the shit out of you, it being his way of flirting.
❀bf! lamine, who (when at schoo) would yap with to you about literally anything instead of doing his work, mostly talking about the most ridiculous topics like how he thinks that “people who squint are cringey af”. but you’re not exactly better. people would call the two of you the yapping duo, as dumb as it sounds, it was true. the both of you never seem to shut up, getting glares from anyone that would listen to you.
❀bf! lamine that would send you pictures of messi and his wife writing next to them: “us”.
❀bf! lamine that only reply’s to haters comments when it’s about you. he’s fine if someone has something against him but when it’s about you that crosses the line. he would hate to see worrying about dumb, jealous people. “she doesn’t even look that good.” “stfu.”
❀bf! lamine, who gets yelled at by xavi because he keeps texting you.
❀bf! lamine, that sends you pictures of the sunset because you love of them so much.
❀bf! lamine, that complaints about how you always take his hoodies, but secretly loves it because when you give them back they smell like you.
❀bf! lamine, that hates it when you call him bro (you do it on purpose to provoke him)
❀bf! lamine, that remembers everything about you. “i remember you said you liked this, so i got it for you”
❀bf! lamine, that can’t help but blush when you do such simple things like complimenting him. “you look so cute in that pink hoodie.” “stop, oh my god.”
❀bf! lamine, that won’t let you pay whenever you’re with him. “why did you even bring your wallet, i’m gonna pay anyways.”
❀bf! lamine, that calls you whenever he’s in another country because of a game.
❀bf! lamine, who’s comments are down baddd whenever you post something. “you look so good, can you tell me to kms🙏🏼” “bro i want you so bad, what do you want me to do, i will do anything for you.” “someone take my phone away🫣” sometimes you can’t even tell wether he’s joking or not.
❀bf! lamine, that is soo clingy with you, always feeling the need to hold your hand, somehow wanting to show his love for you.
❀bf! lamine, that secretly loves the edits you send of him. they do make him look good, you got to admit.
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luvscr · 1 year
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price, ghost and alejandro reacting to m!reader's sh scars (hcs)
cw/tags: depression, sh, scars, hurt/comfort, angst, fluff fluff fluff, probably ooc characters but idc🫶
apologies for any grammatical erros!
long ass note:
so i got this request which i won't be showing in case it might trigger someone nor will i tag the person who requested this bc im not sure if he would be comfortable with it. i've never written about sh hurt comfort before, simply because i didn't feel like i could do justice for the comfort part but i tried my best and tried to make it not so triggering. your media consumption is your own responsibility, please proceed carefully and do not read if you're not in the right mindset. if you're struggling, i know it's hard but please reach out to a loved one or even me. you're not alone, you matter.
price:
it was purely on accident that he saw your scars. he wouldn't mention it to you but he would ask around, people you interact with if they've heard or seen anything. when they asked questions he would simply shut them down or use his rank and pull the "classified information" card. he wouldn't really know what to do, given he's your superior so it was kind of his responsibility, so he got in touch with kate to help him find a therapist. his first instinct is to get professional help if needed. he would invite you to his office so it's just the two of you and make you comfortable, even make you a cup of tea. he would approach the topic carefully and wouldn't force you to tell anything you didn't want to, reassure you that he's not upset, he just wants to help. if you refuse to get a therapist it's okay, he completely understands and will offer you to talk to him instead. he may come off as stern sometimes but it's just because he genuinely cares so much about you and is worried constantly, no matter how old the scars are. he would try to think of alternatives for you to put that energy into if you still struggle and would be there anytime to comfort you. he kinda acts like a dad (like w everyone bruh)
ghost:
oh sweet lord this man. he kind of had a feeling when he noticed that even in the hottest weather you only wore long sleeved clothes. he would notice them when your sleeve and the somewhat shorts you had on accidentally rolled up. you just ignored his eyes burning holes through you, given it was normal for him to just stare menacingly at anyone. (not on purpose tho he just looks mean by default) i wouldn't say it would trigger him, but it would definitely stir up some unpleasant feelings inside of him because of his past. he knows exactly how you feel and wants to help you, no matter if you're a friend or just some rando at the base. just like price he would approach the subject carefully, knowing well how hard it is to reach out for help and how it's even harder to open up and actually talk about it. he isn't the best at comforting but he's is a damn good listener and he'll let you know that if you need him don't hesitate to talk to him even if it feels useless. will crack those stupid jokes of his to make you feel better lol tbh i feel like he would be the best kind of person to open up to because he relates so much, he completely understands the feeling of being ashamed of self-destructive activities and would be the sweetest during a relapse. would caress gently the older scars on your body if you allow him to :(<3
he strikes me as a very straightforward person bc of the graves scene. my dude just straight up told the cabrón to stfu (as he should!!) so based on this i think as soon as he sees he's all up in your business. of course not with the intention to make you uncomfortable but he just wants to make sure you're okay and is absolutely willing to help whether it's finding a therapist or just giving a shoulder to lean on. he values every single person in his life and would literally do anything for them and obviously you're no exception. ngl it would be kind of uncomfortable and awkward as you're not used to so much attention especially surrounding your mental health, but he just wants to do good and he's willing to do anything to help and i mean anything. you need a break from work? done. a hug? you don't even have to ask. he will do everything for you if you feel too drained to do even basic things such as cooking meals, helping you shower if you're comfortable with that and etc. basically becomes a househusband for you!
alejandro:
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jaehyunsprincesspeach · 10 months
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Tomorrow x Together react to not being your bias
my goodness this could be so entertaining to see these boys are so goofy, I love them!
hope yall enjoy!
all the love ~ lunar
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Soobin: 
Soobin would freeze in shock when you tell him that he’s not your bias
Eyes practically popping out of his head like he just heard a nun cussing
I honestly think he would be speechless and wouldn’t really know how to react
He wouldn’t really take it personally, but he would start to question things
His mind would be overthinking everything that has happened between you two
He would wonder why you are with him instead of your bias in the group
Please reassure him, he might cry if you let him think on it too long
Once he knows that you are with him because you love him for him, he will start to calm down again, and won’t think much about it after that
However, he might tease you with this knowledge that he has
Until you give him the “stfu” look, and he stops immediately
In all honesty, he wouldn’t be too offended by it, because he knows that you are his, and he trusts that you are with him because you love him
Yeonjun:
Looks at you as if you just committed a felony
How dare you have a different bias than him???
His look is a combination of personal offense, and shock
Will become pouty when he hears that he isn't your bias
Won't show you affection the way that he normally does, but also won’t push away your affection either
Will say things like “why don't you go talk to Beomgyu, since he's your bias”
Not that he's insecure or anything, he just needs to be a little dramatic about the situation
Knows deep down that you are his and only his
Though you might want to reassure him anyways so he stops being dramatic
Overall, he might be a little bitter, but deep down he knows that you are his, and that you want to be with him and only him
Beomgyu:
This man is a whole different breed already, he would be so offended
Looks at you is if you just tore his heart out of his chest
“I'm not your bias? Who am I to you then? Jeez you think you know someone.” 
Proceeds to pout even if you tell him that it doesn't matter and that he is the only one you have eyes for
Might even leave the room, if he does and you don't follow, he'll come back but he's even more pouty than he was before
Its as if the world is about to end “stuck down by my own girlfriend”
Keeps the joke going so long that he actually becomes insecure 
Please reassure him, he just wants to be the one to treat you right :(
Same as Yeonjun, he wouldn't cuddle up to you, but he wouldn't push you away either
“Change your bias, I'm your bias, I am your boyfriend after all.” sometimes it's hard to tell if he's being dramatic or if he's actually worried about it
Again, he's gonna need lots of reassurance, maybe some cuddles, and his favorite sweets before he's back to normal
Overall, he's gonna be upset about it, but he won't tell you that he's overthinking, poor baby’s gonna need cuddle and kiss therapy for a week
Taehyun:
Unbothered King
Wouldn't even think twice about him not being your bias
If you were looking for a reaction from him, you wont get one
So calm about the whole thing, you might think he didn't even hear you lmao
He knows that you are with him for a reason, and he is confident that he can treat you better than anyone else could
He is confident with the relationship that you two have, so why would he worry
If you didn't want to be with him you wouldn't be, but you are so he's not stressed about anything
Other than Beomgyu screaming about something from the other room
When it comes to you, he knows that he can fully trust you, and he knows that you love him, a true King
Huening Kai:
Honestly Hyuka will probably think its cute, or he would agree with you
“Oh Soobin is your bias? Me too!”
Would probably get your bias to sign one of the photo cards you have
Thinks its cute, though he would probably also be a little sad that it's not him
Wouldn't overthink it though
More similar to Taehyun, he knows you are with him, and that he is yours
But he might tease you as well for having someone else be your bias
Another unbothered king for the most part
His teasing would have you flustered, which he thinks is the cutest thing ever
He in general just thinks that you are the cutest thing ever, so if having one of the other boys as your bias makes you giggle, hes okay with it
He just wants to see you happy, even if he is a little sad, he won't let it affect him too much
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mommymercie · 1 year
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mha headcannons.
— how they text!
starring bakugo, midoriya & todoroki (sho).
cont. kirishima & kaminari (soon).
shigaraki, dabi & hawks (soon).
katsuki bakugo.
- lowkey dry as fuck.
- if you want to have a proper conversation, call him.
- pray to god that if he does bother to answer, he doesn’t start it off by berating you for calling him in the first place.
- definitely strikes me as the type to read a message from notifications, and if he doesn’t feel like there’s an appropriate response or that one isn’t necessarily needed, he’ll just leave it.
- i.e. he’s the king of ghosting.
- in saying this, if he does deem it worthy of one then he always replies within a good amount of time so conversations with bakugo are unexpectedly easy.
- he would be a little more enthusiastic texting or calling his s/o (although to someone that didn’t know him well, they wouldn’t be able to tell).
- uses abbreviations maybe 50% of the time. not too much but if they can end a conversation quicker, he’s not going to complain.
- just basic ones “gfys” “stfu” “idc” “idgaf”
- his fave emojis are def 🙄😤😒🖕
- he’s aware of some of the mainstream trends and shit (tiktok slang, popular memes and all that). if anyone ever texts him something he’ll usually understand it, but he’ll rarely ever reciprocate it.
- if it’s the perfect situation (or he’s in a secretly good mood) he might send you a few memes or a funny gif.
- definitely progresses slowly in texting you romantically.
- well not romantically but yk
- he wouldn’t be caught dead sending love hearts.
- and he wouldn’t send an “ily” text first, but he’d always respond to yours. it would just take him some time to get from “you too” to “ly” and then finally “love ya”.
- maybe if you’re lucky he might send you an “x”.
izuku midoriya.
- spam texter with no shame right here.
- honestly he ends up accidentally spamming 85% of the time anyway.
- he overthinks and overshares and has absolutely no filter at all, so of course he finds a way to incorporate that into his texting personality.
- texts how he talks!!!
- forget what people say about “you can’t tell someone’s tone through a text” because izuku midoriya is amazing at communicating his emotions just in general really.
- WILL TEXT IN ALL CAPS WHEN STRESSED. ALSO CUTS MOST FILLER WORDS OUT.
- when he gets excited he types really freaking fast so there’s often a lot of typos and any sort of punctuation he attempted to use would probably have one too many spaces.
- the same applies for when he’s nervous or under pressure.
- very passionate if the need arises.
- and very openly loving toward you.
- never scared to send a love heart or seven 💖🤍💓.
- he highkey keeps up with the trends.
- uses emojis and memes whenever he gets the chance but most of the time he just rambles on until they’re not necessary anymore.
- how quickly he replies can vary massively. since he’s a pro he’s often getting dragged into cases with little notice.
- he takes his work very seriously so he usually doesn’t respond whenever he’s training or patrolling.
- but when he has the chance to be on his phone, he responds instantly.
- he texts you so much he just loves you so much.
- and oh my god don’t get me started on calling him.
- will always facetime you if you’re down.
- when he wakes up, before he goes to sleep, whenever he’s at lunch or on break.
- his friends make fun of him for how much time he spends on his phone with you.
shouto todoroki.
- a classy texter of course.
- very grammatically correct, starts all of his sentences with capitals and always uses the necessary punctuation like a good boy.
- texting sho is kind of intimidating. you’re aware of proper grammar usage and whatnot, but why bother in an informal text?
- whenever you text sho you always feel a little bit dumb, or feel like he might think you’re a little bit dumb.
- you obviously don’t want him to think that.
- sometimes it feels like you’re texting your grandparents because of how proper he is.
- he’s dry but to a degree.
- honestly just comes across as dry because of his personality.
- he’s a blunt person so it’s only natural.
- very to the point, but he’ll keep a conversation with you even if he thinks it might be a little aimless because he enjoys talking to you.
- sho wouldn’t really take charge of communication in the relationship so you’d have to initiate most of your conversations.
- he’s kind of 50/50 when it comes to responding.
- he doesn’t go on his phone often so he doesn’t always see notifications.
- texts could take him a few hours to respond to.
- but since you’ve started dating he makes sure to keep his ringer on. if you call he usually answers you on the first two rings.
- sometimes he might call you randomly when he’s bored or he misses you a lot.
- sho being “romantic” is honestly adorable.
- he sounds like a gift card you could find in the supermarket.
- “Thinking of you.”
- will always say “I love you” back.
- and he loves sending you 🤍.
- sometimes if he’s feeling extra loving he might send you two hearts aww.
- definitely loves to drop ✅ or 👍
- maybe 🙂 if he’s a bit cheery.
- regardless he doesn’t keep up with trends.
- he’s got an account on every social media platform (by which i mean denki stole his phone and signed him up to everything) but he just doesn’t understand the hype.
- plus he couldn’t really figure out how to work them so he just gave up :(
- poor baby gets so confused by memes and most abbreviations, so if he receives any (even if it’s not from you) he’ll always text you to ask what it means.
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dumplingsjinson · 2 months
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an update on cat guy because it's been a hot minute since i've done one, i think. i don't remember if i've talked about him lately so here goes.
i had a date with cat guy on monday night; met his extended family again for his cousin's birthdy party (which i was informed about ON MONDAY MORNING SO I WAS LIKE HUH), was somehow roped into being in some of the pictures as well so i'm like- oh. they remember me, but i don't remember their names lmfao weflnewklnf
i ended up staying over (like i've been doing literally every date now lmfao).
ANYYWAAYYY, we've been having this thing where tickle fights (started by my menace self) would turn into his face being so close to mine, and i'd have to resist the temptation to kiss him just because i love playfighting with him (because i know once i give in, he'd kiss me hard and wouldn't let me go for a damn while) even though it ends up with me losing EVERY TIME.
and i also just love hearing him laughing. like, sometimes he'd try to kiss me and i'd pretend to give in and then be like HAHA no- we STILL HAVE MORE OF THIS TO GO!
whenever i actually give up because i lowkey tired myself out with all the resisting, he'd move in closer and... well, yeah.
FORGIVE A GIRL FOR GIVING INTO THE TEMPTATION OF RELIEVING THAT SEXUAL TENSION OKAY.
(TMI below the line, if you don't want to see me share the details then spare yourself lmfao)
now that's out of the way.
things would get pretty hot and heavy (my question to him last night, verbatim, after we calmed down a little: "how do we always end up like this?" and mfer goes "is there a problem with that?" in his usual teasing tone while holding me even closer to him EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.
and no, i'm not complaining, because i have needs and wants and i am not someone who's afraid to admit that and usually i want that to happen which is why i start the tickle fights HAHAH
so that night, let's just say i was being a very needy lil shit (his thigh was involved) and i was like blabbering and being all like "this is so embarrassing" in a soft whine, and this man goes:
"it's so hot," in that husky voice of his.
FUCKING EXCUSE-
he also called me his good girl once again AND IT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME FEEL SO SHY LKWENFWEKN
anyways.
after that first session (yes we had another one afterwards, stfu-), i was telling him how i wanna make him feel good too (he's always the one making me feel good and i felt so selfish for receiving so much and giving so little).
he proceeds to tell me, "you make me happy. i like making you feel good and as long as you feel good and you're happy, then i feel good, too."
and me, while stroking his hair and feeling guilty with the knowledge that he's usually the one giving, "but are you happy?" (and when i asked that, even though he already said i make him happy, i meant like... is he really happy?? considering how, in my head, he was giving so much and i wasn't returning much. not because i don't want to but because he never asks for much even when i straight up ask him what he wants me to do with him. i'm just someone who very easily doubts things).
and motherfucker on a truck (the sweetheart that he fucking is onrgklfnw), goes: "yeah. i'm happy when you're happy, because i love you so much" and lays his head on my chest and i'm likeee HELLLPPPPPP ofnewklnfw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
after like a moment or two because my brain is a piece of laggy shit, i mutter a soft "i love you, too" and hold him closer to me bECAUSE I'M BAD AT EXPRESSING MY AFFECTIONS WITH WORDS AND SAYING I LOVE YOU IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NATURALLY COMES TO ME EVEN WHEN IT'S SAID TO ME FIRST OKAY, LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE
i've asked him plenty of times prior to this time what he wants me to do with him and it all boils down to this: he's someone who likes to please, rather than to be pleased.
which is fair enough, but i did tell him if he ever wants me to do anything, he can tell me.
but yeah. all this happened.
and i can't wait to see him again for his friend's birthday party, which he invited me to wlknfe
it's so funny bc i feel like i'm slowly entering his world and i'm part of his comfort zone now.
he's also an insufferable piece of shite and a right old prat at times, but i love him either way <3
he also did suggest something he's wanted to try but never got around to doing so after that talk of ours, which lead into the second session SAURRR
:))) i love him-
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odinsblog · 7 months
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OMG, white people get sO mad when you block them on tumblrdotcom. They be like, “YOU UNBLOCK ME AND DEBATE ME RIGHT THIS MOMENT SO I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHY I THINK YOU’RE WONG!”
Like, my dude, you dO know that you can go and make your own posts, right? You aren’t a “victim” bc you got blocked
Like, sometimes I don’t mind a good natured debate (so long as we’re not “debating” things like basic human rights), but I don’t owe anyone the discourse™ on this website. And if even if you’ve somehow made a good point, why on earth would I or anyone be enticed to not block someone who starts or ends their comments with snide personal insults? My blog is not a democracy, beyotch
SN: They’re unintentionally revealing their ingrained desire, where what they REALLY want is to control what certain people say and force others into using their preferred narrative. They aren’t really interested in dialogue, they just want the world to bend to their preferred narrative (hint: you can simply make an argument of your own and lay it out there, you don’t have to harass others on their posts and their little corner of the internet)
I love social media, but one bad thing about it is, it teaches many people to be smug sanctimonious assholes, instead of just actually trying to talk to other people like they’re human beings with differing opinions
Anyway, it never ceases to amaze me at how privileged some people are, like they’ve never been told to stfu before
When you tell ‘em, they be shook like 😮 🫢 🫨
LOL, well they’re in luck because I am just the Black man who will tell them precisely what they’ve been needing to hear: despite what your parents may have told you all your life, you are not a ✨special boy✨so please have a tall glass of blocked + STFU
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Random “what if MC” scenarios bc my mind can’t stop coming up with them
MC’s gender isn’t mentioned, sometimes I switch between referring to the reader as MC and “you” and I’m too lazy to proofread and change it so it’s consistent soooooo
this is mostly platonic but go ahead and imagine what you want I ain’t judging ;) unless it’s Ortho don’t be weird >:(
Btw if you want to expand on any of these yourself please do it. Just tell me so I can read it I desperately need content for some of these lmao
What if MC was their voice actor?
So there’s some scenarios/fanfics with MC coming from a world where TWST is a game; but no one considers what if MC was their voice actor. I just think it’d be the funniest thing ever if MC popped in with the exact tone of voice of Leona or Malleus.
Imagine the pranks and imitations too. Like Ruggie is laughing his ass off at you making fun of Leona while Leona is just 🤨 tf are you doing
Or you go viral for your perfect Vil impression and Cater is just riding on your fame for “discovering you” he’s very grateful
I’d also imagine some bamboozling, tomfoolery if you will, if you were Trey or Riddle’s va. Like lmao put Riddle in an early grave while you pretend to be Trey please it’s so fucking funny
The chaos tho with Floyd if you were his va- or even better- Azul’s. Endless torture for the octopus boi. Same with Jamil and Kalim. Kalim is having the time of his life while Jamil is about to commit murder.
What if MC didn’t understand their language
So I just think it’d be interesting if MC didn’t speak the same language as NRC. Like Crowley is trying to explain everything and MC is just 🧍‍♂️
Everyone is trying their best to understand you and you’re taking lessons with Trein so at least you could speak basic phrases and read. You’re trying you’re best here.
And as you get closer to everyone I’d imagine people like Azul, Jade and Rook would be interested in learning your language out of curiosity. Does everyone in your world speak this language? How do you say ____? Any phrases that can’t be translated?
I’d also imagine Ortho to be eager to learn everything about you too! Being a highly advanced robot he’s sure to pick up your language easily. Its comforting to be able to talk to someone in your native language.
Ace would 100% ask how to say fuck
What if MC was a warrior?
I’ve seen a couple of these but I’m adding this anyway bc I love it.
Imagine a strong MC, covered in scars, hardened from battle, and can’t for the life of them pass a test in Crewel’s class. Forget about Trein’s too, MC just about gave up. (At least Vargas loves u)
Deuce thought you used to be a delinquent like him once he saw your scars; but left in awe at your stories. Also: workout sessions with Jack and Epel anyone? Epel is eager to learn from you.
Training with Sebek and Silver occasionally too. Even though Sebek initially doubted you he admires tolerates your human presence.
Treat Vil like your Queen and he’ll swoon hard
Idia will pass out btw if you ever pick him up when he asks if you saved any princesses like in his games/anime
What if MC was a famous singer?
Yeah yeah another somewhat common one stfu
I can imagine MC being almost excited when they realize they can relive the experience from starting out a newbie. Like you already know all your songs, the tips and tricks to preforming, and what a crowd loves.
When a mysterious singer pops out of nowhere and immediately becomes a hit you know Vil and Neige are already on the move investigating. Who’s the new competition taking over Magicam by the storm?
Ace and Dunce probably caught you playing (you bribed Grim with tuna to stay quiet earlier) and exposed you later on accident.
Depending on the music you preform you probably have some fans in the school. Maybe you’ll preform live for the first time at VDC in the hopes of securing a future career if you can’t get home (or if you don’t want to)
Imagine catching Jack or riddle listening to your music tho and being a hardcore fan
What if MC was a painter?
A lot of hard feelings came from being ripped from your world and being placed into a new one… and what better way to express that than painting?
Whether it be portraits or landscapes, when you found free/cheap supplies at Sam’s and the dorm Ramshackle became covered with your paintings. And once you got around to selling them you found you didn’t have to worry so much about food expenses.
Imagine painting Malleus though, like hello beautiful mysterious fae man that appears in the night and you’re not immediately picking up a brush to paint him???
Lilia is gushing, Malleus is blushing, and Sebek is rushing to either praise you or end you for painting his beloved crown prince of Briar Valley, his excellency, the magnificent and powerful-
Btw Azul is trying to put you in a sketchy work contract to paint in the lounge for some publicity be careful lmao
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timetraveling!vikings + modern tv/movies
Summary: how timetraveling!vikings characters would react to modern tv/movies
Notes: took a while for me to write this, but i still hope everyone enjoys :)
Taglist: @leithdragon @demon-of-the-ancient-world @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @alicedopey, @ivarlover @levithestripper @batmandallyboy (hmu to be added!!)
based on this request | Masterlist | requests are OPEN!
Ragnar
Ragnar loves TV
ESPECIALLY reality tv
Lives for the drama
Heartbroken when you tell him it’s scripted
Never recovers
Big on Euphoria (is team Maddy, obviously)
Lagertha
Freaked out at the TV
She’d rather experience all that stuff herself
Does like watching a movie sometimes, but it can’t be too sci-fi
Beats up filmbros if they come at Pride and Prejudice
Aslaug
She loves true crime
Sits down with a glass of wine she can periodically sip
Shakes her head at narrators that are boring
If you say true crime is lame, you’re banned from eating from her charcuterie board
Yes she makes them herself, yes they are perfect
Bjorn
Freaked out by the TV
Once he calms down he starts to like the mcu (derogatory)
‘there’s just too much wokeness’
Stfu Bjorn
Ubbe
Adores sitcoms
Especially modern family and derry girls
There’s just something about them
It’s totally not the non-toxic chaotic family vibes
Tunes in for them on weekends
Hvitserk
He really likes the Mandalorian and the Witcher
It’s totally not the gruff warrior unexpectedly adopting a young child
(please someone write this fic with Hvitserk)
He demands a baby yoda plushie
Cries whenever adoptee gets separated from dad
Totally does not live on the found family tag on ao3 (ofc he reads fanfic he’s not uncivilized)
Sigurd
One word: FLEABAG
Religiously (haha) watches this show
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a god amongst men
HAIR. IS. EVERYTHING.
Also cries for three hours after watching everything, everywhere, all at once (same, and also, this movie is so good)
Ivar
HE IS NOT AFRAID OF HORROR MOVIES, GOT IT???
HE’S A MAN AND A VIKING
Screams at jumpscares, throws the snacks in shock
Loves the BCU (what is that you may ask? The Barbie Cinematic Universe, obviously)
Deeply relates to Raquelle in Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse
Don’t tell him you know he watches it or you won’t wake up tomorrow
Helga
Watches baking shows with Hvitserk
They have a whole ritual around it, and they never EVER miss it
Not even when there’s major events going down
Power outage? You bet Hvitserk has a fully charged powerbank to livestream the show with his mobile data
Helga bakes the treats from the prior week and eats them while watching
Floki
Watches the weird conspiracy shows that run at like 11pm
Fully believes them
Get him away from the TV
Like literally. He already is a flat earther, you don’t need to add to that
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I was looking through your blog and came to the realization that for all the reasons you hate Fyodor, I love him.
Like he’s the human equivalent to hot steamy garbage with the liquid trash puddle hitting you unarmed toes but 😍.
Idk it’s just something about horrible men that I would NEVER touch with a 100ft pole, telling you that you need to work for their time.
Also you watch black clover? I really want to talk to someone about it but I’m shy🥲 love your work❤️
I wanna throw up, HOT GARBAGE WATER HITTING YOUR TOES???? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I'D BURN MY FEET OFF. I started to have a meltdown yesterday when I realized a vacuum was spitting dirt at me, I think I'd genuinely have to remove my skin if garbage water touched me. Especially if that garbage water looked like a greasy rat with his cold nasty fingers. I just know they're clamy and id be able to feel his touch long after he let go, but in a gross way 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Listen sometimes I can like men who are definitely not good for me (Dazai.....Gojo, Geto........) but I can't even see it w fyodor, as it stands rn he's bland af. One of my biggest pet peeves in fiction is a character being evil just to be a brat. Like stfu, what is your actual reason, man??
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE BLACK CLOVER, YES LET'S TALK ABOUT IT today I wore several friendship bracelets I made for black clover ~vibes~ uwu there was one for the Black Bulls, one for Luck, and one for Yuno 🥰 I have more they just didn't fit my color scheme today
Finral is my fav character and not even five minutes after I said that I watched him almost die 🥲🥲🥲 I was scared for my boy.
I know a lot of shows have that ~special~ main character who doesn't have powers but prevails anyway, but there's still something so refreshing about Asta. I love him so much. He's just a hyper little shit ball of sunshine.
Absolutely 10/10 show, now I wanna watch BC again
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It still kills me that despite seeing how much the cast and crew love him, they still see the need to censor his name on 911twt. I feel a sense of irritation in my bones when I see it.
I think what bothers me the most is how, like.... OK obviously what I'm about to say is colored by the fact that I do not know this man. He is not my best friend (SAD!), we do not talk, so everything I say can only be from the perspective of someone who, like, observes him in the periphery. But I think the thing that bothers me the most is how much I know all that hooooooorrible abuse and negative attention must have fucked with him. like he's so Quiet and Shy and SOFT and then you have what feels like the whole fucking world constantly telling you they want you dead. like ! that bothers me. i dunno. that was why i rode so hard for him when i first joined the fandom. that, and the fact that people would jump down my throat every time i so much as hinted that i found him attractive. like fuck you all i said was that he was hot now i'm gonna like him even HARDER (which is... how i ended up here) but yeah. i try not to give the 911twt shit any attention. they can all stfu as far as i'm concerned. stg sometimes it feels like they talk about him more than we talk about him
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sweetzscore · 2 months
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What if I fakeposted about my ocs. What then
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Me: [after talking about aliens n space for 3 hours] I dunno I just think they’re kinda neat
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Your record is actually four hours
🛸 ang3l-baby
Sometimes I just black out and talk about doctor who a lot too
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Ive had girlfriends before which is really weird because I am the most idiotic loser ever. Bitch what do you see in me
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This is true you are very much a loser
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I second this
💣 emooooeeeekid
Listen here you little shits
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I’m very publicly intersex and my favourite thing about this is that I am a high schooler and my classmates get rlly confused all the time and its so funny
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I like to ask them why they’re so interested in my dick (or lack thereof) and they usually just combust or something
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high schoolers are very invasive an insensitive so I like to give them the funniest answers possible
I once told a kid that when I was born they asked me if I wanted a dick or a vag and I couldn’t decide so they gave me one of those multicolour pens where you click down the things to get the new colour
🎬 samthehotdog
That. Is the best thing I have ever heard
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Theres so many fucking fags at my school I hate this stupid place
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What are you doing on this website
🍊 bowser-jrjrjrjr
Stfu tranny
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I go to OP’s school and I can confirm he is very stupid and mean and nobody with any sense actually likes him
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Lmaooo
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Vent under the cut
read more
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Fuckin got you didn’t I
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Go fuck yourself
💣 emooooeeeekid
Don’t mind if I do
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There’s something wrong with both of you
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>be me
>have a crush on a guy
>guy likes someone else
>other guy is homophobic, used to be my friend but dropped me when I came out
>dont have the heart to tell my crush
Hes gonna get his heart broken either way and like :((( UGHH i just want him to like me
🎬 samthehotdog follow
Oof thats rough pal
🧢 jord-the-trans follow
Yeah Im real sorry abt that Val :(
A little off topic but I didn’t know you had a crush?
💣 emooooeeeekid
Haha nope. No crush here. I dont have any crushes nosireee
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Real subtle mate
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Im just gonna make it clear right now if you don’t think that straight aces are lgbt i need you to get the fuck off my blog right now
🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow
are you vagueposting abt your boyfriend’s haters
🛸 ang3l-baby
Die mad
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anonymous asked: wait you have a boyfriend ???
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Actually @:reedinthemarsh isn’t my boyfriend he’s my wife
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When did we get married also when did I transition???
🛸 ang3l-baby
It’s only a matter of time
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GELP???
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My parents think that me being non-binary might be confusing for my little brothers but I explained it to them once and they immediately understood, said “okay” and then asked me what my 2nd favourite colour was
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URL check
Cosmic: nope
Girl: nope
Thing: sure why not
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doberbutts · 1 year
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Honestly it's so baffling to me when people on this website claim that Misandry isn't real or men are all privileged oppressors and etc.
Like... I've been on this website for MANY years and I see, on a daily basis:
Jokes about how all men are awful at sex, don't know where the clitoris is, don't know where women urinate from, etc.
Jokes about men having small penises, being gross smelly neckbeards, and other types of body shaming
Posts about how men are all evil, violent rapists or that they will assault or rape someone with no hesitation if given the chance
Posts about how men are pedophiles, groomers, etc. for being interested in children's media or cartoons
Posts making fun of men for having "childish" hobbies like building legos, playing video games, etc.
Posts listing off dangerous, creepy things men do and the entire list is just different symptoms/signs of mental illnesses or learning disabilities
Literal posts about how men should all be eliminated/killed
I could go on and on. I almost lost one of my male friends to suicide because he had severe depression and started hating himself because EVERYONE was constantly reblogging posts about how awful/dangerous/evil men were.
Men DO face problems due to their gender, especially POC, trans, MLM, etc. men. They have basically zero resources if they're victims of abuse/assault/rape and in some places aren't even legally recognized as rape victims, are seen as disposable and not in need of protection and forced to do dangerous jobs, not to mention police violence against male minorities.
It's just so upsetting. I just wish people would be nice to each other and I don't understand why people act this way. It's not a black-and-white issue of "This group is full of dangerous monsters who need to be eliminated, and this group is full of innocent poor abuse victims and there is no nuance at all".
I'm sorry for ranting in your inbox about this, it just upsets me so much.
And, the problem is, some of these things are well earned by men who refuse to do better.
An ex of mine admitted sometimes he had a hard time finding the clit on past encounters with others and funny enough when I was like "bro how it's RIGHT THERE" he was like "stfu yours is HUGE it's unmissable ok of course I could find yours it's the first thing I saw when you took off your clothes they're not usually that big" which is how I got the first hint that I'm intersex. And in fairness some people are just very small- a trans guy I know has occasionally struggled when in an encounter with someone pre-T or no-T and it's effectively microscopic because that's just how that person's body works.
But I've also known cis men who genuinely think girls pee out of their vaginas [again, in fairness, lack of sex ed due to conservative christian upbringing + cis men do in fact pee out of their sexual organ so it's not that big of a logical leap to make], who don't understand literally anything about menses [again, all emissions from a penis are more or less controllable + the concept of uncontrollable bleeding from a penis for a week straight would have most guys in the ER + lack of sex ed], "what size pussy you wear" type dudes [which, again, for all penis-equivilant things, knowing the size does matter]... as well as women who are unsatisfied by their partners' performances and yet refuse to tell them.
I'm not on tiktok but one crossed my dash of a black guy saying he had no idea that when girls put their hands on his abdomen while he's having sex with them, it's because he's hurting them and they're trying to push him away, because of the angle there's just no leverage to actually push. He thought it was encouragement to go harder. His current partner explained it and he immediately felt so terrible thinking back on all the times he's unknowingly hurt someone for his pleasure. Communication is a two-way street, how was this man supposed to improve if his partners are not communicating "when I do this I want you to stop because you're hurting me"?
Yes, some men are just allergic to giving their partners pleasure, and are inherently selfish in bed. But, also, I myself have hard lines I draw and I'm not willing to cross them even if my partner really wants me to. And some of these lines *are* acts that are very common to find in most bedrooms. Again, communication- is he actually allergic to eating pussy because he thinks vaginas are inherently disgusting outside of when his dick's inside one and he doesn't think girls can orgasm, or is he just incredibly turned off by that act but is more than willing to experiment in other ways to bring his partner pleasure? One of these guys is a pissbaby and the other is just a dude with a boundary.
Big sigh.
Now that I am around men, cis men, more often, I find that like in everything there's nuance and perspective.
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hey <3 what do you think of dead dove fics?
don’t eat <3
nah I’m just kidding. rip in advance if you wanted a concise answer to this bc u def came to the wrong person for that 💙
Anyway, I have a lot of Thoughts on dd fics (unsurprisingly so bc I have a lot of thoughts about everything) but I will preface by saying if anyone who followed me in 2021 is reading this and going “well that’s definitely not what you said back then you little minx 🤨” just know that sometimes it takes time for people to mature and better understand concepts to form articulate, educated opinions on them. And also, I was evil back then.
That being said, I think the concept of dd fics is more layered than some allow it to be. And, largely, this comes down the dispute of 1) what is safe sane consensual kink and 2) does fiction exist inside a vacuum?
Personally, I don’t think fiction does and I don’t really have a lot of patience for people who say “it’s just fiction it doesn’t mean anything or affect anyone stfu 🙄” bc that’s just showing a lack of understanding for how art and life interplay.
I think that if you read enough fucked up material (or material about anything) - especially when you’re younger and developing and don’t have appropriate models to contrast it to - you end up having your perceptions of life warped around nonexistent ideals.
So, I do worry greatly about young people reading dead dove fics and potentially not understanding that’s what they are. I’ll just go right out and say that happened to me! I read a lot of really fucked up material when I was super young bc hello unlimited internet access and it severely affected my brain and my perspectives on the world and it has taken me a very long time to reconcile that and understand myself. And I wonder a lot about what I would be like if I HADNT been up at 2 am reading torture porn when I was 12 lol!!
And of course someone could argue with me on this point and say “well but Jess that’s not the creator’s responsibility to protect readers from themselves; it’s the consumer’s responsibility to know whether they’re mature enough or not to read something” but my problem is that it is and will always be the writer’s job to at least say in the A/N “hey, this is not ok irl, and is not an accurate reflection of sex. Please do not practice this irl” or something to that effect.
If people want to write “fucked up” fics, far be it from me to tell them not to!! Especially when I myself have plenty of concerning kinks! Like, I’m literally into kidnapping?? That does not scream stable! But writers have an obligation to tag their material correctly and update tags when asked. And that’s something I’ll always believe no matter what!! And something I will always pride myself on in my own writing/relationship with my audience.
Anyway, in terms of kink itself, here’s where things get a bit tricky for me to explain. I do, to some extent, believe that all kinks are “valid” in the sense that I genuinely know kinks and fetish aren’t controllable for an individual. You don’t just have full choice to decide to be into something (what an easy life it would be if you could). But, what you can control, is the way that you choose to interact with content related to your fetish.
If you have a potentially “damaging kink” — say, for instance, a cnc kink or an outright rape kink (which are often the subject of dd fics) — it is your responsibility to interact with that content in the safest way possible to keep people irl — and also yourself! — safe.
This means, if you write rape fiction, you need to have warnings in place to say this is NOT okay to recreate irl and it is NOT okay if you treat someone like this or someone treats you like this.
And I know you’re thinking “Jess?? Readers aren’t stupid?? They know rape is bad?? They don’t need to be told that??” But, here’s the thing, children do need to be told that. And if you’re posting on the internet, there is a STRONG chance a child/adolescent with unrestricted access to an iPad will read that content you’ve made and not understand what it is and it will affect their view of sex. And if you’re a writer who isn’t considering that potentiality, you don’t need to be posting fic or writing publicly and that’s my ~opinion~
Moving forward from that, I think there’s different types of dead dove fics (rape is an example but we also have stuff like beastiality, murder, gore, necro, scat, etc) and I’m not saying some are more “valid” than others but I think some are, in my personal opinion, more defendable than others in my own view. And there are some that I think are not defendable at all.
For instance, pedophilia fics (ie. fics that actively portray sex scenes between adults and minors for the gratuitous, erotic nature of it) are, to me, completely unredeemable.
If I were to find out a person I knew actively read pedophilia fic, I would forcibly remove them from my life. Because I do genuinely believe that people who read those stories are bordering on being as criminal as those who watch pedophilic videos. I think they need clinical psychological help. I do not think there is any reason whatsoever even remotely that a person should ever be reading or writing such material for personal pleasure.
So, for dd fics like that, my opinion stands as “this is concerning on a larger scale than just fiction as this could very well perpetuate pedophilic ideologies among readers and the writer and could lead to the harm of actual real life children.”
Now, for dd fics that are about, say, murder or gore… I think the line gets a bit fuzzy there for me because I personally love a torture moment. I’m not a murder stan and it kind of gives me the Ick when people romanticize murder but, like, I sure did write a ton of incredibly graphic fucked up gore when I was a kid and I still search “torture” willy nilly on ao3 in my fave fandoms. Certainly not for 5sos though bc it being rpf provides a few ethical concerns for me personally that I wouldn’t feel comfortable with. Which brings up the topic of, is dd different for rpf than it is for fictional fandoms? Personally, I believe so, but I think that’s very up to the individual.
I think that, really with dd fics, people just need to be aware of how to tag appropriately and protect readers from inaccurately perceiving something as normal that could be harmful.
But, I also understand that dd fics can be used to help people process trauma and heal from internalized shame. So, I would be hypocritical and kind of a dick to say I denounce them entirely. But i do also think there should be some consideration of Why certain things are being written/read and what the larger implications of them are on our society :)
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