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just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
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get their ass
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@aropride You are so cool i love you
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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus
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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs
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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me
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of COURSE
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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style
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#ask
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#text#i'm just playing with dolls now this is just playing dolls#fakeposting#not screenreader friendly
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you're a mage but are you normal about invocations? do you support pacts? can you have a normal conversation with a warlock without bringing up Faust?
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nepo baby
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this is exactly what I'm talking about this is the kind of harassment warlocks deal with EVERY DAY. you're not any better just because you went to college
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reblog this version you cowards
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doctor glump
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typical fighter trying to make a post about a VERY serious issue into a joke
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was anybody gonna tell me op was arrested for sacrificing a satyr in a blood ritual or was I supposed to find that out myself
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she WHAT
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god forbid women do anything
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does anyone know how people do that hairstyle where they have suckers on the outside of their hair? i think it looks really cool and i wanna try it out
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um. guys have you read the. grizzco handbook. im beginning to think the salmonids might not be unfeeling unthinking monsters guys. are we the bad guys
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oh squit they fuckin killed op
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anyone else find li'l judd a little creepy? :/
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Fuck you. Actually fucking kill yourself.
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HUH???????????????
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ABOUT TO GO ON MY FIRST BIG RUN WISH ME LUCK!!
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GOOD LUCK! WARGLARGLA!!
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THANK YOU MY BROTHER!! I WILL NOW GO INTO BATTLE!!
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OP HAS FED THE SEA WITH ITS FLESH!! REJOICE!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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DO NOT BE SO HASTY MY BROTHERS!! I HAVE SIMPLY BEEN PROMOTED TO FLYFISH!!
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CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER!! WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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This pride month we'd like to remind you that Grizzco is not in any way homophobic. We love bears.
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IS CRUSTY SEAN'S NAME A FUCKING PUN
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anyone ever think about how spiderman's usually most active either at night or like. on weekends. you think he has like. a job
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Entranced by the concept of Spiderman working in a cubicle
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[sees crime] AW SHIT jenny can you take over the cashier for a sec [webs out the window]
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every day i deal with retail customers. every night i deal with supervillains. my life is a fucking nightmare.
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counterpoint: those are also school hours. spiderman is just a highschooler in a onesie
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I'MFUCKING CRYINGHDSBHFKJKJHAFHBJSDJHFBSHBJDHJF
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he has to deal with burning buildings AND the SATs??? at the same time??? i'm sobbing get that boy some help
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How will this affect the discourse over whether or not spiderman's a cop op you can't just give us this thread and not resolve that op
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high schoolers are infinitely more capable of actually protecting people than cops confirmed
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Imagine going to school and your classmate just comes in late but no one gives a shit because he's literally Spiderman what are you gonna do. Imagine being in detention and your classmate breaks out and what can you do because he's literally Spiderman
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Reblog if you personally go to school with Spider-man
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The first signs of a narcissist is their bad energy. You’ll feel engulfed the second you step into the room. Their eyes will turn black and they will start using their satanic manipulation powers on you. Then, it’s very subtle, but they will sprout huge, curled, black devil horns from their head and will tear you to shreds, all in the span of a second, and then personally drag your body to hell. The only way to stop them is to literally kill them.
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hey guys can we please stop throwing people with personality disorders under the bus?
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This is a prime example on why narcissists will always be evil abusers. Here one is, right now, denying that I went through abuse and saying my trauma isn’t real. It’s messed up. We need to permanently kick out narcissists from public spaces, because stuff like this is NOT okay. Here is a link on how to trigger a narcissistic collapse for your next encounter. Just be warned, some narcissists are known to shoot lazers from their eyes when they’re angry.
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#pov: you’re scrolling through the blog of someone who uses the phrase “narc abuse”#npd#narcissistic personality disorder#fakeposting#max squawks#ableism#narc abuse isn't real
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imagine the miraculous ladybug world tumblr dash when ppl find out who hawkmoth is
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BRO I JUST FOUND OUT HAWKMOTH IS FUCKING. GABRIEL AGRESTE???? THE FASHION DESIGNER???????
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is the reason he never left his house cuz he was busy akumatizing people lmfaooo 😭
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bruh i literally JUST bought an alliance too
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what do you mean hawkmoth is my fucking father this shit SUCKS
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WRONG ACCOUNT
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stop sending me asks i was born in a wet cardboard box all alone and youre scaring me
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i am not paid nearly enough .
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can i finally come clean and say i fucking hate the entire gabriel brand 💀
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Does anyone else think hawkmoth is kinda...
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HELLO ???
#HUH? WHAT?
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Yes we are aware of the situation we are waiting for further details before commenting. please be patient ❤️
#i'm going to have a heart attack and die from stress #I LITERALLY HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW.... FUCK 😭
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been getting really into taylor swift recently. big fan of speak now (2010)
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don't you have other shit to be addressing
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addressing? if you mean the stuff with your mom i think you mean UNdressing cuz that's what ive been doing to her in bed YOOOOOOOO
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GET EM 💯
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everyone be nice to adrien or i'm blowing this whole fucking website up
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it's only 10am and i feel like i've been awake for weeks what the hell is going on today
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WHAT???
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you werent supposed to see this. this was private between me and my 12,794 followers
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Can we go back to the thing where chat noir might be adrien agreste the fashion model . what the fuck ?
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let's ignore that for now 🙂
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Daily fish fact #4 062 993
General fish fact!
Fish have gills maybe. Sometimes, I think? Uhh....
#fish #fishfact #fish facts #marine biology #biology #zoology #general fish fact
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Only 100 years old... he shouldve been at the blub :(
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Liveblogging my migration! ;)
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Found a fish! Ate it >:)
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Swimming!!!
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My sister and I bullied this humpback for a lil before our ma told us to stop. What a party pooper..
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Swimming and balancing a fish on my head B)
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Sorry forgot to update. Swimming!
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Swimming..... still swimming....
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Cod why did I think this was a good idea we're just swimming a dozen million miles and that's it
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So, um... what was that about the fish?
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"Hey, did you hear about the recent-"
No, I didn't. I'm literally so unbothered by fishcourse I couldn't care less. I'm just goin with the flow. Riding the waves. Chilling. Moisturised and in my lane. Do you think the moss on my back signifies anything other than my peaceful adn pacifist nature. I'm just a Guy
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OOOHHHH MY COD YOU FRYS!!! You have no idea holy carp holy carp theres this one atlantic salmon migrating at the same time as me,,,, says we're going to the same river,,, her sides are such a gorgeous rich chestnut colour and shes so large compared to me and her belly accentuates her curves and shape in the best way! Her scales are so shiny too? Shes practically glowing!!! UGH every time we swim next to each other i wish there was a small creek so that she'd be forced to swim over me and crush me with her whole body weight
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Horny on main again?
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Oh, when I post about MY crushes its suddenly soo strange and unusual? Sure mr. "where can i find a salmon who will bite me right". sure. It's literally the season!
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You cannot prove I said that.
#/hj #hush hush #lets just pretend neither of us said anything thanks ;))
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Felt bored. Doodled this.
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Ngl I really hate how barren fish representation actually is :( There's two types of fish ever. Fish and shark and sometimes ray. They always show generic fishes only, like nonspecific fishes with one or two primary colours plastered on the side. Where are the pipefishes? The anemonefishes? The anglerfishes? The damselfishes? The morays? The hogfishes? The groupers? The marlins, the tunas? Even the wrasses???? There are never any specific species, just red fish, blue fish, that's it!
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I would also like to bring up unflattering fishes. It's always reef fishes that get their spotlight to shine, but I've never even seen another stargazer portrayed in a good light on TV
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!!!! This is so true! There's so many of us who never get our chance to be seen anywhere and it makes me so sad :( No diversity at all in the casts of recent underwater movies.
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even the representation that does exist for specific fishes sucks. sharks like myself never see ourselves be shown as anything other than bloodthirsty killers :( we get generalised into a single stereotype of a big gray murderbeast
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Anemonefishes are underrepresented?? umm okay. so we're just gonna pretend like a clownfish didn't star in the single biggest fish movie of all time? Where the sharks are portrayed as nice people mind you so why are you even whining. okay. sure. cool. Really need more clownfish movies out there!!!!
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No need to be passive aggressive @among-the-seaweeds-deactivated. You say anemonefishes are oversaturated in the media? In that case, point me to the seemingly abundant movies where two-band anemonefishes are the main character? How about the ones with only Mauritian and orange-fin anemonefish leads? Red saddlebacks, tomato anemonefish, orange anemonefish, skunk anemonefish, wide-band anemonefish, I could go on. Just because one species of anemonefish, the clown anemonefish, starred in one movie doesn't mean that the rest have it super nice and cozy.
Finding Nemo wasn't even too good for clown anemonefishes either. It's the only movie many have seen that even features a clownfish in a speaking role. My anemonefish roommate has often had people calling her Nemo or asking her to tell a joke because it's a "funny gag" from the movie. It's the first thing people tell her when they meet her a lot of the time. Trust me, the only person who has a problem with better fish species representation is you.
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Did
Did you also miss the part where the shark goes on a massive murder rampage over two (2) tiny fishes because he smelled A Blood
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This person had a ton of anti-dolphin posts on their account too, why am I not surprised 😭😭😭 We need to pull each other up, not put a whole subfamily down for cod's sake. Anemonefishes are called "Nemofish" to this day and age still
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"We need to pull each other up, not put a whole subfamily down."
Beautifully said.
#deep sea talks #long post #fishcourse
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Just moved into my new place! It's this wonderful sandy crevice with a beautiful view of the kelp and a good nice rocky back wall for support. Hope the neighbours are nice and don't throw their sand into my hole like at my last neighbourhood
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hey
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what the fuck
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can someone please come hang out with me in the deep sea? :( it's so boring here...
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I can! :)
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wonderful! Come Closer please. to the Light.
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RIP @shrimpy-wimpy it's been more than 3 hours 💀💀💀💀
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hopital
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SHE LIVED!!!????????
#WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU
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Pictures of my transition journey :}
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Oh look at you !!!!! You look so much happier and more comfortable in your latest picture! So happy for you!!
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I can't wait to go through my transition myself :]c
#only i'll vbe transitioning in the opposite direction haha #*be
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New drawing of a terramaid!! 👩👩🐟🐟
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Okay but imagine if terramaids we're actually real. To live on land there scales would probably be all dry and rough-textured! Brushing against them would immediately ruin your slimecooat, probably
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Ah, thanks. I hate it.
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Since they're half human and humans have hair, what if they had
THESE!???
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NOOOOO DON'T RUIN TERRAMAIDS LIKE THIS FOR ME ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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There's more. With a human lower half, they most likely give birth to live young as well. And with mammalian reproduction habits comes the, well....
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STOP THIS SHADNESS THIS INSTANT
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Since they have a human lower half with a human digestive system that means they have a human diet too, right?
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why
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Too much time in our flippers, dear.
Oh, and a need to make everything cursed. Of course.
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Please stop reblogging this 😭😭😭 I just wanted to show off my art
#not my art #im so tired i keep getting notifs for this post #let me rest
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💀The Locked Tomb Dashboard Simulator Part 4💀
🤐 necromancer-confessions
Anonymous asked:
i'm a third house non magic user and i've started hanging out with more necros lately and... i think i didnt realize how much of hanging out consisted of talking about the eroticism of the flesh !! and i dont want to judge them but u hear the words 'viscera' 'adipose' and 'sounding' in the same sentence one too many times and u kinda wonder why yr there as someone who cannot manipulate nerves :( ig im just feeling kind of left out
#anon this is totally regular for necros esp 3rd housers #if they dont understand that you feel left out, maybe have one use their necromancy on you? #there are many ways to assemble a skeleton
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bc these have been going around :3
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why is the seventh saint to serve the emperor undying under my bed.
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Again with the insaneposting? How unfortunate, Harry, I thought we were past this.
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V important thread!!!
Idc how much anon hate i get 4 this, we need 2 be able to appreciate the loving hand that guidez us💗
#sick 2 my stomach seeing all of these posts against the necrolord prime without knowing the context of the beautiful things he's done for us :((((((( #mr undying i am yr biggest fan u deserve better than this....
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if one more person unprompted asks me for blood pics again i swear to the bones above i will stab myself or smth
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stabbing pics queen?
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i wonder what it would be like if they had tumblr on ds9 lmao
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i cant fucking do this anymore i connected the wrong circuits while repairing the turbolift, and suddenly i am locked in and this recording of gul dickat is telling me ill stand trial for my crimes on cardassia
third time this month
#ensign ramblings #i heard he looks up his name on here what a loser
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Friendly reminer that pagh-enhancing supplements are a scam, you can't just make the Prophets talk to you.
And please be sober if you're about to have your first orb experience. Can't believe I have to say this.
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Not completely true. If you visit the wormhole, you can make them talk to you. Happened to my uncle once.
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the only website where you hear stuff like this
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hey guys, i got a new pet!!
any name suggestions?
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the holodeck? more like the homodeck
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(discourse post from the year 2026)
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remember theres nothing wrong with agreeing with conservative beliefs! you can think whatever you want and it doesnt hurt anyone. thought crimes arent real ❤️
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you have got to be fucking kidding me
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im not. kill the puritan thought police inside your head
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Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?
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Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.
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Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭
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No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat
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I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?
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This website is free
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Shapeshifter Heritage Post
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look i live in outer expanse so who am i to talk about the current situation over the wall but to any facility grounds dwellers following me: i am convinced your kingdom is cursed + i am so sorry
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like?? first disease starts raining from the sky? and then there's this massive earthquake and you all just get out of your shelters to discover one of the two local gods literally fell over? and now there's a fucked up red slugcat trying to kill you all for no discernible reason? i think someone pissed off a god--oh, right, someone did! your shit ass king
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Shut the fuck up. The Traitor God is a betrayer and a thief and a murderer and Our King is a noble scavenger.
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l + i never said I liked the Traitor God + capitalist + opinion discarded + touch wormgrass + get eaten by said wormgrass + no bitches. + ratio
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got a lot of bootlickers in my notes for this one
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everyone go block and report @/cat-redeath it is Literally the scarlet death's blog
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look at my pet lizard
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🦎 lizardkiller [mutuals 👥] reblogged your post "look at my pet lizard"
#OUHHHHH THE HER #i need to move to industrial complex. so i can See Her
my dear friend scavblr user lizardkiller i love you but your url makes that latter comment a little bit ominous
#friends tag
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I’m not planning on a third soon, but hey, who knows. Whenever inspiration strikes, right? Anyway, here’s part 2 of Rottmnt fake posting.
Find part 1 here and 3+3.5 here
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Yea the Earth is flat. What’s my proof you ask? Everything is flat.
#I keep trying to tell you all #It’s a 2D world and we’re all just living in it. #But do you listen? Nooooo
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YOU WILL HAVE MY BROWNIE RECIPE OVER MY DEAD BODY
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Then why don’t I have your recipe?
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… I’M PAYING FOR YOUR THERAPY
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Do not teleport mid sneeze
It is not a good idea
Sincerely with regret, me
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… okay???
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Tp in what game again?
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2k into a Lou Jitsu Jupiter Jim crossover fic and I’m shutting the tab because he would not say that
I knew that summary was too good to be true
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Shocking. You read?
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Look, it was a pod fic but still
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HOT
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SOUUUP
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SOUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
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CROSS BUNS
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HOT SOOOUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
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Someone misunderstood the assignment
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thehibernator said: What happened to your Ghostbear sideblog?
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Red doesn’t like to talk about it
#Nine times out of ten your heroes want to kill you #One out of ten and they turn out to be your dad #Yeah GB is still cool but it’s complicated
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Out of ten how drunk were you last night? Drunk enough to hallucinate a dancing bull in a suit next question
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Tried apple pie for the first time today
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Where were you eating rats????
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In the caves
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Yes Atomic Lass I am single
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Can you not
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No one asked you to be here
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Update: Purple has blocked me again
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Everyone spam his inbox in my absence. It’s what I would have wanted
#revenge is a dish best served blue
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I love turtles
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And they love you ♡
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If no one has ever seen the seven deadly vipers move in action, how do we even know it exists?
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You take that back
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Oh it exits alright
#🤫
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Word on the street is that Purple Game 3 will be released soon.
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Purple no
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Purple yes.
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Have you learned nothing????
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wise-girl said: You’re a doctor?
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Yes. Here’s my PHD
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Does anyone have another good website for buying Lou Jitsu comics in print? Jitsujungle shut down and I still need to restock my collection
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Daily reminder to double check your vehicle for stowaway wizards. They get everywhere
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He lives with us now
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He gives warm fuzzy hugs
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Guess who got fired again
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Me
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The kitchen is burning
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Send help
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The what is burning??!?!!
#you are banned #you hear me #banned #square up blue
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DNI if you are a beach ball. This is a beach ball free zone. Any beach balls will be blocked on sight
#not science posting #I may be hilarious but I am not joking
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The second I get my hands on uranium it’s over for everyone
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That’s the third time you’ve posted this this week.
It’s Tuesday
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
And it’s true.
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This is meant to convince us to let you have uranium how?
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📋klipt Follow
Wouldn’t it be sick if New York had its own real life super heroes?
#I used to love reading Silver Sentry comics as a kid #please please tell me those lights are superheroes
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Since everyone is discussing superheroes lately, why don’t we bring this old gem back? Reblog this with your chosen superpower. Then someone else will reblog that with a terrible side effect
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I can teleport!
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You have no control over where you’ll end up. Want to visit the Bahamas? Too bad, you’re in some back alley in New Jersey. Have fun
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#blue
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Nooooo. My Duolingo streak
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It’s over. It’s all over. The end of the world you could say
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Ah. Sorry.
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Making a cat sculpture out of ice cream is fun in theory
#my hands are cold cold cold #very bad idea #but if she’s not cold she will melt
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Thought I saw my sleep paralysis demon. Turns out it was purple trying to steal my blood.
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On second thought, yeah. That’s my sleep paralysis demon.
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cheesecrust said: is @ bluejitsu really your brother?
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Who?
#purplebox #though this is none of your concern
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New York, what a town.
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#Rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#socmed#fakeposting#rottmnt casey jr#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt cassandra jones#Casey jr#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#bread fic#post rise movie#Social media fic#rottmnt movie#honestly the show is just so full of shenanigans that simply saying them out of context feels like a tumblr post
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i love you shipping discourse i love you having to make accounts for everything i love you small talk i love you esophageal cancer i love you deforestation i love you scabs you can't help but pick even though you're not supposed to i love you scabs as in strikebreakers i love you unbearably hot weather in winter i love you people who film strangers in public without their consent i love you prion disease i love you car-based infrastructure i love you gallstones i love you stock market i love you enshittification i lov
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🌳 sneacensnoveonthesnorldsnash Follow
just ate an elfsciene panini for the first time and cried i love u world
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i'm dying of cake so i can't really eat it without being crushed to death by a giant cake mountain but aelfscienne's is so good i don't even care anymore LOL
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i want you carnally
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Why do I even bother anymore.
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🐶 surolam Follow
Remember to use miracles responsibly! There has been a surprising increase in dementia animus cases lately.
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and what if we don't?
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oh thats simple! TEN THOUSAND LOCUST ATTACK 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
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ok i know we're meant to "enact vengeance no more than sevenfold unto their crime" or whatever but what the fuck does that MEAN????
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like, if an excrucian eats the leftovers i had on my fridge, do i eat their food? do i punch them (but softly enough that it's not over 7x as worse as having your leftovers stolen!)?? is there a conversion guide somewhere. how the hell do you MEASURE that?????
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Kids these days TOO FOCUS on their damned CELL-PHONES..... They should be Eating... Having Sex... And Wriggling !
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do you think cneph and harumaph ever explored eachother's bodies
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we did
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dude's literally roleplaying as the great maker and the angels in the notes are calling ME blasphemous???
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☠️ chattering-monkeys-and-parrots Follow
kys. just in general
🧍♂️ the-light-is-perfection Follow
excuse you???
☠️ chattering-monkeys-and-parrots Follow
kys in particular
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👼 graceful-invader Follow
guys the voice of the creator is telling me we should kiss eachother with tounge. this is what heaven needs
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just did my first tempering and it turns out the dude was lactose intolerant
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aw man that sucks. is there anything we can do to help?
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take my test boy
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🧸 dailydahlia Follow
Why do people still think i'm a mimic?!
#seriously guys! #longfurby is RIGHT THERE.
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god i fucking hate it here
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Hate? No no no my enemy, you don't "hate" creation. Not really.
Let me tell you about actual hate. Pure, undiluted, wyrdbound Hate.
I was ROYALTY. I ruled over my lands with a kind hand and an iron fist and we THRIVED. But then, the little prick you call a maker fucking drowned it all in… in THIS. This grimy, glitched, causational mess you dare to call home.
If that was it, I'd be pissed. I'd be furious, even. But that's not all.
It had the AUDACITY to poison me with its substance. I physically can't stay in the void because it leaks out and poisons it too. And when I come back, guess what? It kills me. Over and over and over and over. I've died five times this month. Died of HORSES. Imagine getting stampeded on just for daring to exist, **WHICH I DON'T BY THE WAY**.
And you know what? if that was it, I could take it. If that was it, I would just take the L and try to adapt. I would try to find beauty in the world, you know? stop and smell the flowers? But GUESS WHAT. Your "great maker" DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE WORLD RIGHT. It's all... eugh.
I can't stand the creation simps who try to defend it but HARUMAPH-MY-WITNESS I FUCKING DESPISE the ones who think they hate it more than me. YOU DON'T. Fuck you. I'll world-breaker's hand you. Bitch.
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nvm i love it here. where else would you get shit like this
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"i'll world-breaker's hand you. bitch." LMAOOO i bet this dumbass doesn't even have the drunkard's gift
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It's none of your fucking business, ""Aupa"", and besides, it seems you don't understand what an ANALOGY is.
"World-Breaker's Handing" someone is simply meant to imply utterly and retroactively erasing them, something your deceiveroid intellect probably wouldn't comprehend anyways.
I am a Votary in my Dream-of-Self and a Dustcloak of my Sphere, I don't need some paltry Wyrd-trick to kill either of you.
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Not-Heritage Post
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🌸 botanyhellyeah Follow
my gf mde fun of me bc i cant open the jar of pickle but shes a supernal martialart master and im jsut a little motal i'm not even miraculous in natures
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Rosie, sweetheart, do you remember the miraculous bracers you made? the ones with the oak leaves, that make you as strong as a noble when you say the command word? the ones you're wearing right now?
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FUFK
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👥 weamlegion0015 Follow
normalize consuming peolpe and incorporating them into the unliving matrix of your pseudoself! ^u^
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Are you an actual
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no what makes u say that? :P
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aah it was nohting! my bad XD
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🤫 iolithae Follow
this joke format is still funny and relevant
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👚 dionylsus Follow
look it's not a sex thing when i pretend to be a set of human clothes and my partner wears me to the movies, ok? we do it so we don't have to pay two tickets. putting me in the washing machine IS a sex thing though
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cneph Follow
can someone please get me out of this fiddle. the wi-fi is great but i can't stretch without getting splinters
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🌟 ananda Follow
I might have accidentally let a few urbana escape into the prosaic. Stay safe out there.
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👨 im-an-anchor-you-wankor Follow
WHY THE FUCK IS MY TRASH CAN BITING ME
#unreality#suicide mention#nobilis#nobilisrpg#glitchrpg#glitch rpg#glitch a story of the not#fakeposting#dash simulator
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🍑 battlerushiromiya
why didi it hva eot be a boat why why tjis is the worst tging that coild happn foday
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TEN REASONS WHY SANTA ISN'T REAL
Keep reading
⛓️ kannon0
i hate this fucking job
#vent. #personal.
🍑 battlerushiromiya
whyw hy why why i hate thisbim goingh to die
#happy fourth of october#umineko#umineko no naku koro ni#umineko wtc#battler ushiromiya#erika furudo#furudo erika#kannon#fakeposting#unreality#tw unreality
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miraculous universe tumblr dash would that be fucked up or what
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🐞 ladybug Follow
ANOTHER akuma......... -_- everyone stay away from the eiffel tower for like 20 minutes
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dont care + having fun + playing
🐾 chatnoir Follow
oh come the fuck on man i have a math test
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💙 marinettedupaincheng Follow
oh nooo im being turned into a bunch of slime and goop so sad Well no one come looking for me im busy beig goop
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I am also busy being goop
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hi adrien ^____^ what if we were goop together well not like together like dating but like together like in the general vicinity of each other in a normal platonic way would that be awesome or what
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🐾 chatnoir Follow
@.ladybug will u date me :3
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no -_-
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someone suibaited me in my asks over this
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📸 alyatheladyblogger Follow
girl they have GOT to stop fighting on the eiffel tower all the time i cant record shit from down here < 3
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💋 chloebourgeois Follow
@.chloesbffsabrina just got turned into slime right next to me and now theres goop on my new sweater can everyone go send her anon hate xx
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📰 nadjachamack ☑☑ Follow
@.ladybug Another successful takedown! Do you have anything to say to the press?
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im honored to get to help the people of paris! ofc i couldnt have done it without my kitty :D
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thank u mylady :3
🛹 alixkubdel Follow
you people are fucking disgusting get a room
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🦋 hawkmoth Follow
ah drat.... theyve done it again....... but soon my day will come..... and i will rise........ victorious...............
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you are such a fucking loser 😭
🎮 ninolahiffe Follow
get his ass
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*etching into the wall of my cell with a rock* days since last ladybug rejection: 1
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having a lovely day with my pigeons
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oh no
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