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Just so you know, I'll be taking a shot every time you die. Please try to keep me out of the hospital.

What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?

everytime a canonically fat female character gets slimmed down in fanart but her bust and thighs are left their canon size another angel fucking dies violently and painfully btw

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

undertale japanese translation was like sans' refrigerator joke doesn't work. quick, what's the transgenderest non sequitur he can make

i think we should start taking beloved archetypes for male characters and using them to make female characters. this woman is an asshole with a heart of gold. this woman is a loveable goofball. this woman is a cool but scarred lone wolf who just wants to protect people. this woman is a badass con artist who is always seen wearing an immaculate suit. this woman is a dilf

it’s a toy. for children. and now, she lives in it 🥔

:3

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

*sweats*

just finished replaying portal2 for the third time ….. 😊💔💔💔💔💔

I'm so fucking angry just. "How many times did you make her cry" should have been the start to an arc, not the resolution to one. Rebecca should've gotten time to finish their story. Blue should've gotten a full arc about realizing how badly she hurt Pink. Yellow should've gotten a full arc about realizing she's unhappy under Homeworld. White should've gotten a full arc about realizing she's flawed. They should have had full arcs. Rebecca should've gotten her full show. It's not fucking fair. That they were forced to pick between having their show and having a queer wedding. It isn't fair. They shouldn't have had to choose.

hey man there’s a, uh, strange guy outside. Yeah i think he might be bisexual as well