orcboxer
Malacath Witness These Hands
Skip. He/him. 30. Gay ace mute dude with fists for hands. I love orcs and I love punching. I have the stiff, lethargic body language of a neanderthal who hasn't thawed yet. I drive a 2003 Ford Tulpa. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping.
Azula:
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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him
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while you were making six figures I was making sex. figures let me start over
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Hey reply with your least favorite animal THAT IS NOT AN INSECT
#chimpanzees. terrifying uncanny and gross. my whole brain just instinctually goes ''that's a horrid creature and you need to Leave ''#I assume my ancestors were torn apart by chimps at some point
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.
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that means it's working
im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
#and what if you have a problem with authority? even if i met my soulmate the knowledge that we were Assigned to each other#would poison the relationship with doubt and a not-insignificant amount of resentment#is it really love? is it even my choice?
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