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realpokemon · 3 days
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Happy birthday Bart!!! I hope you're giving the special boy a special treat on his special day!
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bart enjoying his birthday pokéccino at the local sawsbucks
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funnytwittertweets · 12 hours
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Since its trending, I rewatched Goncharov again and you know the scene where katya leaves her gun on the table after threatening goncharov with it? and then he finds out it wasn’t loaded - do you think it symbolizes the emptiness of their relationship or that she never meant to hurt him? Or both?!
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poiredepin · 2 days
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the mcr gender affirming gear and sex toy line just dropped!!
im not even sorry hahahah
stage gay binder edited by @20thcenturyfoxx
the coffin vibrators are from a Lovehoney's 2010 Halloween line called Death by Orgasm, which also included a scorpion shaped vibrator and a vampire cock ring, but have sadly been discontinued.
anyways @ mcr hire me, ray toro's marketing genius and my pun-making abilities will be unstoppable once combined
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valdevia · 19 hours
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“Jenny Hanivers” were strange mummified fishes, usually sold as trinkets to tourists. Though often believed to be the modified carcass of a stingray, new deep sea exploration submarines have captured an image of the first reported live specimen.
Surviving examples of mummified Jenny Hanivers show a clear resemblance to the reported new species.
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thatsbelievable · 2 days
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The popular saying "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" is not the full quote from a Rita Mae Brown character.
The full quote goes on, "Unless you're referring to like, practicing something. Or something that just requires persistence. Or anything that can change from external factors and you just have to keep going so you don't miss it. You know, forget I said it, it was a silly quote that I hope nobody makes a motivational philosophy out of."
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reallyndacarter · 2 months
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Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
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seasonedbroccoli · 10 days
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Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!
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1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours
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🥕 carrotjesus Follow
OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time
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🤡 jizzardtower Follow
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shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable
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✴ cadylady2002 Follow
Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!
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👁 shreksbellybutton Follow
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🦷 pigeonsarecool Follow
CHICKEM WIMGS
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🍵 souperdouper Follow
shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.
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silentvoidtreeshop · 2 months
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asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and
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turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago
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realpokemon · 3 days
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its his birthday
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Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 
One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 
Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 
There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 
Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 
At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 
There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 
Katya fakes her death. 
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1percentcharge · 2 months
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You know I had to do it to em
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foervraengd · 2 months
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Goncharov (1973)
Oh don’t mind me im just doing some cinematography art studies of my favourite Katya moments ~
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thatsbelievable · 22 hours
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shouty-y · 2 months
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Rewatched Goncharov (1973) and did a few studies of my favourite scenes
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